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Author has written 8 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Treasure Planet, and Final Fantasy XII. "Duuuuuude... I'm BORED." "Alright, um... HAGGLE!" "Okay!" "I want two papayas for fifteen snailshells!" "Nay, I want chikkins!" "VELL then! Fifteen hundered papayas for two chikkins!" "Okay! And one can of cat food." "For me or for you?" "Uh..." "FOR THE CHICKENS!" "But that would be chicken feed." "Silly child, domesticated animals never eat the right food anymore... unless you wanted wild chickens." "WILD CHIKKINS. FOR FREE RANGE EGGS." "You'll get your vild chikkins, voman, or else no kibble for ze oxen!" "But... but the poor oxen!" "Vhich is VHY you MUST HAVE ZEM CHIKKINS!" "...well, they're my chickens now." "Sank you, sank you veddy much." Journalfagging, for those who care (read: no one. 8D) Gaiafagging, ditto. Holy shit, I finally mustered up the balls to get a Quizilla. What have I done? The Bad Nut Is: intelligent, possessive, protective, self-centered, impulsive, easily amused, a neat freak, disbelieving, infuriating to talk to at times, aggressive, attention-grabbing, and capable of messing with most anyones' head. The Bad Nut Is Not: likely to change his/her mind, forgiving, loving of small children, easy to bribe, good at pouting, rude, uncivilized, or likely to eat a lot of things. The things I enjoy reading about and doing would likely disturb the vast majority of you. Either that, or be found offensive. Cookies to the first person to guess my age. Unless you found it very easy to guess it, in that case you get a whole cake. I will insult you politely. That is all. | |||||||||||
1. We've Got The Routine » reviewsSo then one day, this weird boy, a dog, and a duck fell from the sky and changed the fate of our world. But that's okay, they do it all the time. KH/Harry Potter X-overCrossover - Harry Potter & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,878 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 11-3-09 - Published: 4-4-09 - Harry P. & Sora2. Pirated reviewsIt was inevitable, everyone knows that spacemen could be the nastiest life forms in the galaxy, and ignorance isn't an excuse. Slash, Underage-ness, Implied NonconTreasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-20-09 - Complete3. Chance Meeting reviewsCrossover. "This is how we say hello in Rabanastre." -Not-much-of-a-suprise crack pairing inside!-Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-11-09 - Roxas & Vaan - Complete4. Wrong Species » reviewsAU "You never leave your house to hunt... you walk around freely in daylight... your skin is like solid fire... that can only mean you're a..." A cliché gone wrong. No pairings yet.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-1-09 - Published: 2-19-09 - Riku & Sora5. Not Our Fault reviewsWe steal a part of what they are, and they have to suffer for it, but it's not our fault, we didn't ask for it to be that way. Alternate Universe Possible SlashKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-7-09 - Roxas & Sora6. Conflict reviewsI have more right- I'm better than a friend, I'm what completes him. Slash RikuRoxasSoraKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-17-09 - Roxas & Riku - Complete7. Hypocrite reviewsSora just didn't think it was fair, for him to accept their oddities and for them to have trouble accepting him at all. One-Shot Yaoi Intense Deep ThinkingKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-23-08 - Sora & Riku - Complete
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