PERCABETH FANS REJOICE! PERCACHEL IS NO MORE! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!

Hola! Bonjour! Konnichi Wa! Howdy! Aloha! Ti chien! Hi! AnnabethandPercy4Ever, at your service. Not.

I LOVE the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, which, sadly, I do not own.

I am a daughter of Athena and Apollo and love reading, writing, drawing, playing sports, and playing with Legos! (I know it's weird but I like to build things.)

Name: I like the name Luxa, so that is what I'll put here.

Age: Like I'd tell you?! Hint: I can officially sue people in some foreign countries.

Country: In North America. Not Mexico. Or Canada. That's all I'm saying...

I also like Harry Potter (books and movies) and these wonderful books called The Underland Chronicles! First one being Gregor the Overlander. Read them.

I am not a nerd, jock, preppy person, or emo. Somewhere in between the first two.

I currently take all AP classes and get straight A's! Yay!

I speak English, Spanish, French, and some Greek and Roman.

My personal motto: Braccas meos vescimini! (Eat my pants! in Latin)

I am a Capricorn, or a sea goat. Why goat? Does that mean that Percy and Grover can both communicate with one?

Whatever.

After reading some certain users' profiles, I have dedicated one week this summer to doing annoying things wherever I go. That week was last week, and boy was it hilarious!

I know! I'm so much fun!

Some of you may be surprised, (or not) but I detest shopping!

I am a klutz and I admit it. I have fallen down the stairs without getting hurt more times than I can count.

Activities I enjoy and participate in:

1. Being a sesquipedal! A sesquipedal is someone who frequently inserts rather lengthly terms into their vocabulary.

2. Acting! A plague on both your houses!

3. Singing! La la la laaaaaaaa!

4. Softball! So much fun!

5. Writing! Now, where is my notebook?

6. Calling people "mortal" and "human". You should try it! It's fun!

7. Greek and Roman mythology! Not really an activity, but still interesting.

8. Book club!

9. Chocolate eating!

10. Being hilariously awesome!

Interesting things to say in Greek:

You are a god!- Sumos theos!

You are a moron!- Sumos moros!

You are smart!- Sumos sophos!

You are a smart moron!- Sumos sophos-moros! (Hmmm, where do we get sophomore from?)

Why I am Awesome: I just am. Get it? :-)

Random Things About Me:

o My favorite color is lilac. Like Gilderoy Lockhart, oddly. (Read Harry Potter 2 if you haven't)

o My favorite food is grilled chicken Caesar salad

o I Like To Put The First Letters Of Words In Capitals

o Rude/mean people repulse me

o I am extremely repetitive.

o If things don't look right, I do them over. No matter what. (my fatal flaw)

o I have been called a perfectionist.

o I laugh at stupid jokes.

o I have a great sense of humor. (as shown in my new soap opera story)

o I am not modest.

o Apparently I have a "big ego," as my best friend so subtly puts it.

Nice people are awesome!

I am not a loser!

Roses are pretty!

Spongebob used to be a cool cartoon!

I have two little brothers!

I am a bookworm and proud of it!

I can't dance to save my life! (except for the waltz, which, oddly, I am good at)

Critics are jerks!

American Idol is one of the best TV shows EVER MADE!

If you are reading this, Sumos theos!

Fellow demigods unite!

Apollo's name doesn't change in Greek-Roman like everyone else's!

The Yankees are the best team ever! (except for this season)

A Rod is overrated!

Luxa is a cool name!

I am random, and proud of it!

If one or more of your fanfics is on Honest101's C2: Horribly Written PJO Fanfics and are proud of it because then it means she's jealous of you and your awesome fanfic writing skills sign your name and send us a message!!

1. Shorty and KG Inc./Our Journeys/The Chronicles Book 1: The Amulet

2. AnnabethandPercy4Ever/ My Twisted Romance

TRY MAKING THESE WEIRD AND FUNNY NAMES MY FRIENDS AND I MADE UP!!

My Personal Alternate Names
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Carizzle (the coolest evah!)
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Blue Bunny (that sounds like a cartoon)
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Renee Bissell (sounds dramatic)
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Deccacer (Hmm, interesting)
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Pink Pepsi (that sounds weird)
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aceparr (I could be in Aladdin!)
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann (elegant)
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sammy (sheesh, that sounds evil)
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Strawberry Murder (that's awesome, I know.)
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Green Parrot (sounds like Blue Bunny's best friend)

In case you're wondering what my real name is, I'm not telling you! (sticks out tongue)

Some critics are terribly overrated.

I'm bored, yet hyper right now.

I'd like to thank my loyal readers!

Not critics who have criticized my story!

My fave stories of mine are Don't Leave Me, Annabeth! a PJO soap opera story and The Lightning Mistake! a PJO soap opera movie.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.

Stereotypes I fit under are bolded, so if you hate stereotypes and want people to shut up, put this on your own profile and make it known how stupid stereotypes are!

Gods, I hate stereotypes...

Copy and paste this in your profile if you remain neutral in the Edward vs. Jacob debate! GO SWITZERLAND! WOO!

daughter of: Apollo and Athena (Brainchild, mind you!)

who do you think will when the war, Titans or Olympians?: Well, I KNOW that the Olympians won. Why wouldn't they?!

stretch out your left arm as far as you can, what can you touch?: the wall

song you are listening to right now?: Nothing.

grab the closet book to you and open it. what is on pg.215 line 5?: were running toward the other end of the balcony. The way (Titan's Curse)

favorite PJO pairing: Do you know my username?

favorite PJO character: Annabeth and Rachel Elizabeth Dare (Her initials spell RED. Red. Her hair is red...)

favorite Harry Potter pairing: Harry and Ginny, definitely.

favorite HP character: People say I'm like Hermione.

Rachel or Luke? (which one is worse?): Luke, duh. I respect Red.

without looking, guess what time it is: 4:26

now look at the clock. what time is it?: 4:27

with the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: My leetle brother playing a war game with my grandpa.

what are you wearing right now?: Bermudas and a white shirt

what do you think of this quiz?: Completely pointless! What is the point of these anyway?

favorite classes: ELA and Reading

favorite books: Harry Potter, PJO (I read the Last Olympian! EEEP!), Twilight, The Underland Chronicles, Artemis Fowl, Eragon, etc

favorite artists: None, unless you count Mozart and Tchaikovsky.

favorite movies: TWILIGHT, BABY! And I think the PJO movie will suck. (check the cast!)

favorite color: Blue, purple, pink, and green. Four-way tie.

favorite song: The William Tell Overture (Dun dundundundundun dun dun dun! Dun dundundundundundundundun!), Bananaphone, The Mysterious Ticking Noise, The Knights of the Round table, Feliz Navidad, et cetera

favorite sports: Softball. There is no contest!

personality at the moment: Energetic, and happy!

List twelve of your favorite characters, in no particular order.

1. Percy (PJO)
2. Annabeth (PJO)
3. Adolf Hitler (WW2)
4. Harry Potter (Harry Potter, duh)
5. Thalia (PJO)
6. Darth Vader (Star Wars)
7. Luke Castellan (PJO)
8. Hermione (Harry Potter)
9. Romeo (Romeo and Juliet)
10. Apollo (Greek Mythology, PJO, et cetera)
11. Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl. Again, duh)
12. Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
(Darth Vader and Artemis Fowl) Yikes, noooo.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Harry Potter) Nah, too wimpy.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(Luke Skywalker and Hermione) Ron would go insanely jealous and kill Luke, obviously. Then R2D2 would get revenge with C3PO. :)

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Probably.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Annabeth and Darth Vader) Ew, no, he's too old for her.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
(Thalia and Romeo; Thalia and Apollo) Five/Ten. Didn't you notice them flirting in Titan's Curse?

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
(Luke Castellan; Annabeth and Luke Skywalker) Luke Castellan would feel reeeeally uncomfortable. Especially if he was Kronos/Luke.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
(Hitler and Apollo) It's World War II. Hitler is very lonely, until he meets a wonderful Greek god named Apollo...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
(Percy and Hermione) I dunno. People these days have really weird minds.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
(Luke Castellan and Luke Skywalker)Luke+Luke=Love

11. Does anyone on your friends list read fics about Three?
(Adolf Hitler) Are there any fics about him?

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
(Artemis Fowl) Well, my best friend is in looooove with him, I think. So, yeah!

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
(Annabeth, Harry Potter, and Thalia) Probably my friend, she will go unnamed.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
(Hermione) The William Tell Overture. Who needs words?

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
(Percy Jackson, Darth Vader, and Luke Skywalker) SLASH! (Except I wouldn't write it in the first place. shudder)

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
(Thalia) A few minutes ago

17. What would happen if eleven walked in on four and twelve having sex?
(Artemis Fowl; Harry Potter and Luke Skywalker) Artemis would back out of the room immediately. And he'd be blinded for the rest of his life.

18. What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?:
(Apollo) Hmm, probably some poem?

19. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

(Harry Potter and Percy Jackson) They were two lonely boys. Both with black hair and green eyes. After both of their girlfriends dumped them, they met at a karaoke night and hit it off.

20. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?:

(Apollo and Annabeth) "You know, Annabeth, you're really smart."

21. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5)."

(Percy and Luke Castellan are in a happy relationship until Romeo runs off with Luke Castellan. Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Artemis Fowl and a brief unhappy affair with Darth Vader, then follows the wise advice of Thalia and finds true love in Thalia.)

Percy is bi? And what happened to Annabeth?

What title would you give this fic?
This Author is Very Disturbed, a crossover fanfic.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean to take out someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Heck, yes!!)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticsoff the groundlike picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (I'm pretty sure I DO have it)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

There is an ongoing narration inside your head, as if you are writing your life story in third person. (Ex: As (your name) was typing, a sudden desire of chocolate hit them.)

(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Adios, Au revoir, Auf Wiedersehen, Ciao, Aloha, BYE.