Not mine. Important all the same:

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Update: My stalker is so obsessive that they've started doing forum abuse reports just to reach my email. Do you really have nothing better to do than sit on your ass all day spamming through FFnet? Really? My god, it's laughable.

Anyway, because you're getting creepy with this now, I'm moving this account over to a side email, an email I no longer use. I really, really hope you continue to spam me, because you'll be wasting your 'precious' time.

Heh.

Within less than 24 hours of me updating my profile stating I have suicidal depression, my review spammer sent me 62 reviews. Not only is it hilarious that they check my profile enough to notice a change in less than a day, but the fact they took the time to send 62 different reviews reveals just how obsessed they are with me. And no, I didn't count them. Gmail groups all similar emails together in clumps of 64. Sorry, spammer. You'll have to send about 640 spam reviews to actually begin to spam out my email.

Obsession aside, the nature of the reviews are somewhat disturbing. Here's a taster:

"I genuinely hope you kill yourself. I think the world would be a better place without disgusting cretins like yourself. You're the type of person that makes me want to puke. You're horrible and I hope you die a slow, painful death. I would laugh so hard. Seriously. I promise you."

and

"I'M GONNA KEEP SPAMMING YOU UNTIL YOU COMMIT SUICIDE"

and

"COMMIT SUICIDE! NO ONE WILL CARE!"

and

"So, when are you planning on committing suicide? We're all waiting for you to die so we can be happy again."

and

" I hope you fucking get fucking raped you motherfucking bitch."

I have many faults. Many. I have been an idiot on this site more times than I care to count. However, one thing I have never done is tell someone to kill themselves. If you genuinely think I should be raped, should die, over a fucking fanfiction site, then you have some serious issues.

Look at yourself. Really look at yourself. You want someone to die. You want someone to kill themselves, and you're trying to be responsible for that in the process. You are an absolutely disgusting and terrible human being. And that's me saying that, so go get yourself a gold star in douchebaggery, because you just overtook me in the rankings.

Thankfully, 'whore', 'skank', 'fag', and 'kill yourself' aren't enough to set me about ending my life. Or even upset me, now I think of it. I'm made of tougher stuff than that. But it is disturbing. And while I can just set up my email to filter out your messages and send them straight into delete, I'd rather not feed your weird, stalkerish obsession with me.

I'm turning off all my alerts. I don't check this account. I don't use this account. Any spam will forever be unread. I've outgrown FFnet and this is simply the final step.

And to my stalker: get a life. I have. And while you're at it, a shrink, too. Jesus Christ, you have issues. At least I'm getting treated for mine.

I am no longer a leader of The Literate Union, and given that this is the first time I've been on FFnet since November, I think it's safe to say I've left the site.

Before anyone pats themselves on the back or highfives, it is not because of any of the spam or hatemail I've received over the last four years. I'm simply moving on. I don't have the time, the heart, or the health to effectively lead anymore. I think the new leaders (selected by yours truly) will do a great job.

One final note. To the LU members, to my haters, to my spammers, to my friends, to my 'enemies', and to my lurkers: thank you for making the four years on this site a memorable whirlwind of madness, laughter, and tears.

And a special thank you to all of The Domain. Even Aly, because without her I would not have been introduced to such wonderful people. When I joined this site, my English was an absolute train wreck. T/D showed me what was wrong with my English and set me on the long path to improvement (a path I will be forever on). Without T/D, I would not have passed English, gotten into university, or my met my fantastic boyfriend and university friends. Without T/D, I would not be where I am today.

Oh, and there would have been no LU, either. So I guess T/D was basically the origins of all the clusterfuck FFnet drama that's been going on for the last few years. Heh.

Anyway, soppy moment over now. If anyone wants to contact me, speak to the mods at The Literate Union. They can pass a message along.

Wafflecocks.

George

"NEIN."

Member the Literate Union

Want more information on the LU? Click here.

Theme Music :D

Name: Leilah/Jessica/Lear/Georgica/Georgie-Porgie/George Lucas Trouble Dufresne (take your pick :D)

(did you know that the more nicknames you have, the less of a life you have? Friends aren't part of the equation, apparently)

Gender: Female

Age: Twenty-one

This profile has been revised again because I'm bored. I've also noticed that some morons bitch about me adding 'yes, that was sarcasm' after some of the stuff on here, saying they get sarcasm so I don't need to state it...and then immediately go apeshit at me for another part of my profile not blatantly tagged as sarcasm, thinking I'm serious.

The people who do that are completely stupid. I feel sorry for you, because you'll never realise I'm talking about you, and so you'll never learn.

For everyone else, don't take everything I say on here to heart. There is a good chance it is sarcasm.

So, the name's George and I'm a member of The Literate Union. I'm British, spell things differently to Americans, love coffee, my bed, sleeping at stupid hours of the day, and am a nerd at heart. I game, read, write, and adore History. Currently I have finished my (somewhat awful) Twilight fic and hope to never write another one. I may even rewrite it if I get the time, because it's a bit bleh in my opinion.

Some more srs facts about me: I'm an atheist and I'm pro-choice (both of which I hear could get you killed in America these days. Land of the free! (I jest, I jest. No really, I do)), and am for equality of both genders, not just women's rights. I have my best friend from university to thank for that. :P

Currently writing for The Elder Scrolls fandom (think Oblivion and Morrowind). I write dark material, mostly, and recently I've been edging closer and closer to the horror genre. Not actually got around to calling myself a horror writer just yet, though. I'm still clinging to 'DARK', because giving myself an established genre label means I've become some sort of Srs Bsnss writer...on a Fanfiction site. Ew.

Even though I'm part of the Literate Union (which I'm not going to babble on about. If you cared enough to know more, I'm sure you could click the link I left somewhere on this page. Or something), my spelling, grammar, and punctuation are not perfect. And believe it or not, I do not demand perfection from anyone else, either. I imagine now there will be snorts of laughter, sniggers, and 'what bullshit!' across various sites where some people discuss us--

(and to those aforementioned people who will now make comments on their message boards about how arrogant I am, you KNOW you discuss us. Think it's my ego? What are you doing now, then? What will you do when you're done reading this? ;D)

--but truth be told, no, I don't want perfection. I want it to be readable, and if I can help you improve your English somehow, I will. Of course, I can only help you improve as far as my ability will allow. I miss words out sometimes. I'm often the victim of the Typo Beast. I overuse commas. I miss out other punctuation by mistake. However, I love it when people point out my errors. Know why?

Because then I can improve! And I thank you if you do rip my work to shreds and point out all my mistakes. I'm always looking to get better. If someone helps me do that, then thank you very much. :)

I'm very busy with university at the moment, so if I'm not around much on the forums or taking time replying to your PM, just drop me a reminder. I'll get back to it at some point, but assignments take up my time, and I have a tendency to forget I have PMs if I've opened the alert on my email.

Anyway, I've babbled on enough about me. Have a pretty gif to compensate for it.

Don't believe the lies people tell about me in a petty attempt to lighten my image. I'm not a nice person. I have no heart. I will eat your children and suck the marrow from their bones, and then pour their blood into a pot and serve you it mixed with afternoon tea.

And then maybe steal your wallet as an afterthought.

I don't care for your feelings, and quite frankly, I probably never will.

Controversy is fun, and if you're offended, you're doing it wrong.

(oh my. aren't I just so edgy and naughty)

(...yes, that was sarcasm. le gasp)

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenager of about eighteen years old called Alison Bitchpants McCrabby had gone to kick the shit out of some assholes that owed her money, earning just over £80 that night. One of them screamed for her to stop and she bellowed the name of George and then dropkicked him in face the face. The fight, however, took longer than planned and late was the hour when she began to walk home alone. She wasn’t particularly bothered about this, because she was a badass and the walk wasn’t too far.

As she strolled under the orange glow of the streetlights, Alison asked for his Holiness, George, to keep sexual predators at bay. She was tired from beating the crap out of people and she’d promised Leonard, her boyfriend, that she wouldn’t cheat on him for one month in exchange for him not telling people about her disturbing love of jelly babies.

When she reached an alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became irritated at the thought of having to flay someone else within an inch of their life and muttered a promise to George that if he helped her, there would be much sexy time and orgies in store for him from her. Instantly, an intense orgasm overcame her and she stumbled into the wall, speechless with pleasure. The man took a step back and she hobbled past him, delirious from the feelings coursing through her body. She reached home undisturbed.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been kidnapped and taken away for an amazing orgy in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by disappointment in missing out, she punched Leonard in the face, but then remembered that George had given her an amazing orgasm without her cheating, so stopped feeling so put out.

Thanking George, she decided to go to the Literate Union. She felt she could recognise the man, so she told them her story. The LUer asked her if she would be willing to look at a line up to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The LUer thanked Alison for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked for money, which they gave her, and then demanded to speak to the criminal. Alison wanted to know why he had not attacked her. When the LUer asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two giant dildos walking on either side of her. Seriously, you don’t fuck with that shit."

Spotlight Quote

"Welcome. We're glad you found us.

One of these days, some other newbie will post something similar to what you have said here, and you'll look back over all the things you've done to advance the cause since this post and smile. Start digging into threads and find what motivates you and get involved. All of us started where you are now. There is a lot you can do sitting at a keyboard. Enjoy. Your world just changed. Did you notice?"

Anonymous

Collection of Quotes

I love quotes. Here are some of my favourite quotes, whether they are from a flame, a flame response, a review, a PM, a forum, a book, a movie, or a T.V. show.

Enjoy:

"Do you think you have flame powers or anything?"

"Yes. It's called 'grammar.'"

Irintwat and me, respectively

"Wait a second, this isn't just about sex. You like her personality; you like that she is conniving; you like that she has no regard for consequences; you like that she can humiliate someone if it serves...oh my God...you're sleeping with me."

House to Wilson, House M.D.

"It's tragic, really. You spend time and effort writing stories to get the occasional review, but insult someone's mother in a flame, and your inbox is crammed with emails."

Me

"One does not simply man-sex into Mordor."

-courtesy of ED

"The third stage of grief(ers): Bargaining. Next comes Depression, when she finally believes us and realizes how pathetic she is, then last, Acceptance, when she grows up and joins the ranks of flamers."

Sanity

"Maybe she's even talking to Screw You Flamers right now. "Oh, cuzzi, how do I respone to these meanies?" "Well, make sure to scream random things at them that have nothing to do with the situation and don't forget to stupidly admit you're underage." "What?" "OMG a shiny object!"

Elodie

"As much as I'd like to believe that Edward is some hick from the middle of nowhere with grammar skills worse than a monkey on life support, he's not. He's a prissy vampire manlady with hair that defies the laws of physics(and gravity), who always speaks as if someone's just shoved a large spiky stick up his pasty white anus."

A Breach in Sanity, reviewing a shit!fic

"Needs MOAR York! ;K

Oh, unless an alien would burst out of his chest. In that case, it absolutely does not need more York. -nod-"

Blue Simmons, review

"If stupidity was painful, the world would be so much of a better place...and quieter."

Stori

"HALLELUHIA PRAISE THE LORD! THANK YOU ALLAH! THANK YOU JEWISH GOD! THANK YOU JESUS! SHES FINALLY LEAVING!"

"AND HALLELUHIA PRAISE THE LORD! THANK YOU ALLAH! THANK YOU JEWISH GOD! THANK YOU JESUS! GOD PROVIDED A WAY FOR YOU TO UNCAPITALIZE YOUR WORDS."

Madmaddy and Jamen, respectively

"Hey, little girl -- wanna see my exclamation point? ;)"

Thran

"Keep talking. Someday, you'll say something intelligent."

Stori

"He's the perfect fucking being, he literally can't fuck things up. He knew what to do based solely on being perfect.

God is a fucking Mary Sue. -_-"

AD

"George--I'm tempted, dear--really, I am--but unless I want to end up on the street, turning tricks for money (like you), I actually have to graduate from high school. ;D"

"I do it for Teh Lulz."

"At least you don't do it for free."

Jamen, Me, and Pride, respectively

"Look, don’t go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you’ve got a palm."

Stori

"In the beginning . . .

AD dropped in out of a sense of duty. The forum was small.

Time passed . . .

AD visited. The forum was growing.

More time passed . . .

AD feels old.

AD visited again.

The forum has grown very large.

AD: "o.O"

Now . . .

AD: "Dayyuum."

The forum has flourished."

AD

"My thing is talked to and about by lots of ladies. They can't keep their eyes, hands, or indeed, their mouths, off of it."

"I would like a pie, please."

Me and AD, respectively

"Well, I didn't really know what "your thing" was.

So I guessed it was your amazing pie baking skillz.

Obviously the ladies love pie and couldn't keep their mouths off of it, or stop talking about it.

Talking to a pie is also understandable. Some people may have a guilty conscience about breaking their diet and feel they must console themselves by talking to the pie and convincing themselves that only one pie will not be so bad.

The pies, of course, mutely protest."

AD

"You're never alone when you're totally self-absorbed."

Yahtzee

“Since the internet is almost diametrically opposed to the notion of quality control, in recent years it’s been a lot easier to just assume everything’s shit until it can prove itself otherwise. I like to call it the ‘Guantanamo Bay’ approach to reviewing.”

Yahtzee

"Jeg er en viking, og jeg føler stor! thumps chest"

Jeb

"Seriously? That was extremely retarded."

"gasp Oh no! My story was mentally ill! Poor story."

Noob reviewer and Elodie, respectively

"...you do realize that being unable to write is considered being uneducated right? And uneducated is a formal word for "stupid"."

Elodie

"Georgeasarus is such a perv! Have you seen his picture?!"

Audrey Eddie Cullen

"George did WTC!"

Jenny

"Try me on for size. ;)"

"What are you, a condom?

...you lucky bastard. D;"

Shaito and I, respectively

"Asking George to not be mean is about s good as asking a cow to bark."

Ten

"We wait in eager anticipation for the next gem from Aqueen's uniquely organized keyboard."

The Eisenhower and The Nixon

"If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing."

Margaret Thatcher

"Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke."

F. Scott Fitzgerald

"And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the "Can't Be Unseen" of the day, courtesy of that fucktard George. XD"

Blakey-Schmooooooooo

"Sword fighting’s still obnoxious, especially since it’s mostly spent waiting to counter-attack. But when an enemy’s beaten down, you can generally grab them and cut their throat in a technique I like to call the ‘Oh Fuck This.’"

Yahtzee

"Don't judge us on George, he's just an ass. A loveable ass once you get to know him, but an ass nonetheless."

Blakey-Schmooooooooooooooo

"2) Mind rewording the end. I think I understood that, but you made it sound like you took two different sentences, then got a weird monster out of it... Frankensentence!"

Ten

"I tend not to listen to vaginas or their owners unless they give me a reason to."

"I have a sandwhich and you will listen goddamnit."

Me and ILEIKGIRLZ, respectively

"Basically, a girl, usually age 17-20, notices one day she feels funny down there. She then discovers her clitoris has swollen up. Then, all the sudden, it shoots out and grows to a dick bigger than the motherfucking fridge."

ED

"BUT FUCK ME IF I STAND IDLY BY AND LET YOU DO THAT TO HER.

PETULANT TRAMP."

Blake

"How should I put it... OVERREACT? NO WAI."

LK

"Oh, to imagine all of the different dinosaur species George has represented. -tries to put a face to the name Hippocratasaurus- I believe PETA owes him a thank you--if it wasn't for George, we wouldn't even know they existed. However, sadly, there is only one of every type, so to protect them is pointless...they have no way of continuing the species. :("

Jamen

"Poor little thing..."

"Stop talking to your penis."

Gopher being pwned by Aron

"a spineless coward who prefers to run away with his tail between his legs!"

"Technically, that's impossible because spineless creatures don't have tails. A real keeper."

Some noob and Lord Kelvin, respectively

"You and your BLAKEY-SHMOOOOOOOOOOOOOing all over the place; make me sound like some communicable disease. "OMG I'VE GOT BLAKEY-SHMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I ARE GONNA DIEZ""

Blakey-SCHMOOOOOOOOO -- The new AIDS, damn it!

"Because, according to his poll, he is a forty-year-old paedophile."

"I actually assumed this was true when I first came here (which was SO long ago). Thought he was the coolest over-the-hill child molester ever."

Tallz and DNA, respectively

"Ah here cometh the disgruntled girlfriend. I asked and he giveth, Dictionary, hun."

Irin

"Critic, you know my very reason for living is pissing off the world and assuring them that my complete and total awesomeness lives on."

Aventine Hill

"I really hope you spend the rest of your life fucking yourself because no one else will come within ten feet of you, but we can't always get what we want, can we?"

"Even your last statement to me is an insult."

"Aye. And I'm damn proud of it."

Casa and Ben...Ben stating the obvious while he's at it

"Ah, well hello new person. Got anything amazing to say?"

"Quantum Entanglement.

Do you have anything amazing to say? :D"

Ata and Jordan, respectively

"IMA SO EMO."

"Then do me a favor: cut your wrists and rid yourself from this mortal plane."

Tard and Chris

"Where is your God now?

That's right. She's pwning you. Leave a message after the beep."

Icy

So how about that Atlantic ocean...?"

"It boat-raped the Titanic. DDD8"

Shadow and Icy

"So, what have I stumbled onto?"

"My personalized brand of insanity. I call it Marvin, and it calls me Charlemagne."

Newbie and AD, respectively

"Jenny, it's okay to have cybersex with Lance and post at the same time. =P"

"I am posting."

"I know."

AD and Jenny, respectively

"That is how I'm going to die! I know it now! I'll shoot at a spider on the ceiling, and the bullet will fly back and hit me in the face."

Jenny

"A Wild ICEBERG appeared! TheTitanic used Ram! It's not very effective..."

Shoe

"Yeah, I know it's such a bitch in college. I mean, what the heck? Where are all the pictures?"

Pie

"RULES RULES RULES HURR DURR HURR DERP DERP DERP"

Aqua

"If that's the case, then he can create something that he cannot know, and therefore he is not all-knowing."

Aron, mindfucking Christians (and me)

"Welcome. We're glad you found us.

One of these days, some other newbie will post something similar to what you have said here, and you'll look back over all the things you've done to advance the cause since this post and smile. Start digging into threads and find what motivates you and get involved. All of us started where you are now. There is a lot you can do sitting at a keyboard. Enjoy. Your world just changed. Did you notice?"

Anonymous

"You have a pussy, you aren't one. Difference"

Sil-va

"Life is too ironic. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence, and absence to value presence."

Youtube Comment

"Internet hell, that's a new one. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that you're a Christfag. Go suck Jesus' dick."

dA User

"Death is god's condom."

Morthoron

"Memories are stored in your mind, and not on some internet forum. I mean, if I delete your greeting here, will you forget you ever said hello?"

Pirate

"Oh shit! These ho's ain't ho's!"

Pierce, Saints Row the Third

There's nothing wrong with being elitist about what gets to troll you.

Lord Kelvin

Links

A quick tip on grammar:

http://i43.tinypic.com/2wdy3ar.jpg

Want to know if your character is a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu?

http://www.springhole.net/quizzes/marysue.htm

I'm a former flamer and have removed my now dead flaming archive off my homepage. For those who want to look at my old flames, here's the link:

http://georgasaurus.blogspot.com/

Bitch if you want, or comment there (pointless, though; I don't use it anymore), but don't bother asking me to flame you or anyone else. I'm done with it. :)

I'm also adding my Livejournal on my homepage should you wish to look into my terribly uneventful life. If you want to add me on LJ, PM me in advance to tell me your LJ username so I can accept you. I don't accept random friend requests...or friend requests off people I don't like or don't really know.