"And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the "Can't Be Unseen" of the day, courtesy of that fucktard George."

Co-Leader of the Literate Union

Want more information on the LU? Click here.

'Idi nahui'

'Tu un faire eculer'

Song of Kings. Frs srs:

I'm on a boat

(I'm on a boat)

I'm on a boat

(I'm on a boat)

Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat

(sailing on a boat)

I'm on a boat

(I'm on a boat)

I'm on a boat

Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat

(boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat, motherfucker

Take a look at me

Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea

Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat

You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a BOAT

Take a picture, trick

(trick)

I'm on a boat, bitch

(bitch)

We drinking Santana champ,

Cause it's so crisp

(crisp)

I got my swim trunks

And my flippie-floppies

I'm flipping burgers, you and Kinko's

Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit

The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet

But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets

I'm on a BOAT, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and

It's going fast and

I got a nautical themed

Pashmina afghan

I'm the king of the world

On a boat like Leo

If you're on the shore,

then you're sure not me-oh

Get the FUCK up, this boat is REAL

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker

(motherfucker)

Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker

(motherfucker)

I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker

(yeah)

The boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now

(see me now)

Arms spread wide on the starboard bow

(starboard bow)

Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow

(moon somehow)

Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat

It's a big blue watery road

(yeah)

Poseidon

Look at me, oh

(all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day

When a big boat coming my way

Believe me when I say

I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a BOAT

(woaah)

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' BOAT

Gotta love that shit. XD

The George/Vox Rhyme-Off, Bitch~

Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry,

When the boys came out to play

Georgie Porgie ran away.

So Voxy Poxy took his place,

Lured the girls with candy lace,

Into his van, the darken den,

The little girls weren't seen again.

Little Georgie likes them young,

Luring them in with a serpent tongue.

Little Georgie lies in wait,

As the curious children take the bait.

Georgie laughs at this very much,

Coz noob is slowly losing his touch

Copy-catting is a common trait,

Get your own insults, Voxie, mate~

Georgie's rhyme lacks humor and wit,

As he speaks of sins I did not commit.

Originality is my life and game,

You silly children will remember my name.

Of course; how stupid of me, how dense of I!

A noob I shall remember for all of time!

What Voxie lacks the brains to see,

Is George is fond of parody.

Poor little Georgie, is this too hard?

No clever rhyme, you're a terrible bard.

Meaningless words and pointless spears.

I am your better, the source of your fears.

Ok, even I'm beginning to get WTF'd by my profile, so I'm going to try and neaten it with marker shit.

Or something.

1. Self Shit

1.1 Response to a Lulzy Ransom

1.2 Details of the Personal Variety

2. Awards and Quotes

2.1 Idiot of the Month

2.2 Past Idiots

2.3 Quote of the Month

2.4 Collection of Quotes

3. Lulz

3.1 An Amusing PM

3.2 Links

Self Shit

Response to a Lulzy Ransom

So, my hostage pen name has finally been released. Oh, what? You actually expected me to keep to everything I did? XD

And yes, you can unleash your back up plan if I ‘pull a fast one.’ I don’t know what that means, and I don’t care for your plan, either. What you and all your friends don’t seem to understand is that I really don’t care for my reputation. If I did, I wouldn't be a flamer, and I certainly wouldn’t have done what you asked. 8D

You’ve probably got backup copies of all the things I said, but anyone who knows me knows I was lying through my teeth. The only people whose opinions I actually give a damn about are Stori’s, Elodie’s, and p2bF’s. I have my identity back, and that’s pretty much all I care about. Whatever slur you may or may not be planning on my reputation, go for it. I probably won’t even notice.

Personally, I found the whole experience to be epic lulz, from my point of view. You, on the other hand, fail as a hostage taker. Learn more about the person you are trying to piss off before you pull off such a hilarious stunt as that. You could have gotten so much more from it. I am slightly disappointed.

Oh, and to Cum Stained Heart, Dumb Bitch, Kyra Slut, and Show Ho, I have no idea if you were involved, but the demands were certainly directed towards your agenda. Please, stop the prostitution and make something of your lives! Emo whores just aren’t fashionable any more. You are all still sluts in my eyes, and I find you much fun to irritate.

Finally, to clear up all LIEZ I have told:

I, George, do hereby proclaim that I purposefully goad pretty much anyone for a reaction, not because of right or wrong, but because it is lulzy. Any opinions expressed by myself in the goading I see as truth, because really, all emo vampires called Lexii are whores. 8D

'As flamers, we recognize our flames are necessary to give constructive criticism, because being nice is ineffective, and quite frankly, fucking boring. We also recognise your reaction is lulzy and typical when we flame, because you are stupid, fucktarded children, who couldn’t tell the difference between a comma and an apostrophe, even if they did stripteases for you, whilst smeared in nutella and decorated with bubblegum flavoured condoms.'

I think that just about settles everything. Thanks for the lulz, kiddos – it was fun!

George

Details of the Personal Variety

Hello all, and welcome to the profile of Georgasaurus. Because I'm lazy, I'll put facts about me like this:

Name:George Dufresne

Height: About 5 foot nine

Edit: I now have a forum (I was bored). If you want to bitch at me, but can't be bothered PMing, post there.

:D

I'm not one of those people who actually give a shit if you can see my details or not.

"Oh noes, nasty paedophiles are gonna come all the way down to my house and look for me, before raping me and then murdering me with a chainsaw."

D8

I dare you to, fuckers.

This account will be used for beta-ing, when I get around to signing up or whatever, and flaming.

That's right. Flaming.

I like grammar, punctuation, shift keys, space bars, and enter keys. I like people who can spell. I like people being able to take God damn concrit, and not turn into whiney little shits when I tell them why their crappy, badly written fic sucks balls.

I hate n00bs, Trolls, bitches, spammers etc. You know the sort.

As soon as this account gets up and running, it's flaming time.

And please, by all means, hate mail me if you want. Cry like little emo children at the horrible injustice of it all, of the truth. I'll just pass your diabolically spelt complaint round to my circle of well educated friends - before laughing and tossing it into the fire to keep us warm.

Remember, there will be blood: http://i40.tinypic.com/9zor2q.jpg

Send me revenge flames. They turn me on.

Awards and Quotes

Idiot of the Month

Cum Stained Heart is a little girl with a big ego, a small brain, and an ugly, emo face. When not insisting she is pure as the driven snow, she is fucking everything moves, as well as swearing and trying to act cocky in front of flamers. Much fun to PM.

Links will follow.

Past Idiots

July '09

Irintwat is a flameater with the brain the size of a pea and a stick up her ass. She blindly spouts flamer hate, with nothing to support her arguments. She is probably the biggest idiot I have ever met, and deserves to be the Idiot of July.

Links will remain off this one for valid reasons.

June '09

ewardcullenismyrockstar is a strange little girl, who claims to own a gun and thinks she is tough because of it, thinks douche is spelt 'douch' and grammar is spelt 'grammer.' When I told her she was an idiot for spelling it like that, she accused me of not knowing British spellings, despite the fact I am British. After that, she threatened to kill me, and then quickly blocked me because she was so tough that she couldn't handle being PM'd by the big, bad flamer.

Negotiations through a friend had her unblock me so I could fuck around with her some more, and she insisted she had blocked me because her teacher told me to, despite the fact she blocked me a long time after school hours. I concluded she was either lying and covering her tracks to protect her pride, or her teacher is a paedophile for being in her house whilst she was on FFnet at such a time. Whilst the second option would be more lulzy, the first is most likely correct. Also, she insisted I should carry on flaming, so all you anti-flamers may want to pay her a visit.

If you wish to approach this retard, remember that reverse psychology and accusing her of not having a gun work well on her. She is stupid, gullible, and easily drawn into arguments by her pride.

Have fun, flamers!

Quote of the Month

"We wait in eager anticipation for the next gem from Aqueen's uniquely organized keyboard."

The Eisenhower and The Nixon

Collection of Quotes

I love quotes. Here are some of my favourite quotes, whether they are from a flame, a flame response, a review, a PM, a forum, a book, a movie, or a T.V. show.

Enjoy:

"Do you think you have flame powers or anything?"

"Yes. It's called 'grammar.'"

Irintwat and me, respectively

"Wait a second, this isn't just about sex. You like her personality; you like that she is conniving; you like that she has no regard for consequences; you like that she can humiliate someone if it serves...oh my God...you're sleeping with me."

House to Wilson, House M.D.

"It's tragic, really. You spend time and effort writing stories to get the occasional review, but insult someone's mother in a flame, and your inbox is crammed with emails."

Me

"One does not simply man-sex into Mordor."

-courtesy of ED

"The third stage of grief(ers): Bargaining. Next comes Depression, when she finally believes us and realizes how pathetic she is, then last, Acceptance, when she grows up and joins the ranks of flamers."

Sanity

"Maybe she's even talking to Screw You Flamers right now. "Oh, cuzzi, how do I respone to these meanies?" "Well, make sure to scream random things at them that have nothing to do with the situation and don't forget to stupidly admit you're underage." "What?" "OMG a shiny object!"

Elodie

"As much as I'd like to believe that Edward is some hick from the middle of nowhere with grammar skills worse than a monkey on life support, he's not. He's a prissy vampire manlady with hair that defies the laws of physics(and gravity), who always speaks as if someone's just shoved a large spiky stick up his pasty white anus."

A Breach in Sanity, reviewing a shit!fic

"Needs MOAR York! ;K

Oh, unless an alien would burst out of his chest. In that case, it absolutely does not need more York. -nod-"

Blue Simmons, review

"If stupidity was painful, the world would be so much of a better place...and quieter."

Stori

"HALLELUHIA PRAISE THE LORD! THANK YOU ALLAH! THANK YOU JEWISH GOD! THANK YOU JESUS! SHES FINALLY LEAVING!"

"AND HALLELUHIA PRAISE THE LORD! THANK YOU ALLAH! THANK YOU JEWISH GOD! THANK YOU JESUS! GOD PROVIDED A WAY FOR YOU TO UNCAPITALIZE YOUR WORDS."

Madmaddy and Jamen, respectively

"Hey, little girl -- wanna see my exclamation point? ;)"

Thran

"Keep talking. Someday, you'll say something intelligent."

Stori

"He's the perfect fucking being, he literally can't fuck things up. He knew what to do based solely on being perfect.

God is a fucking Mary Sue. -_-"

AD

"George--I'm tempted, dear--really, I am--but unless I want to end up on the street, turning tricks for money (like you), I actually have to graduate from high school. ;D"

"I do it for Teh Lulz."

"At least you don't do it for free."

Jamen, Me, and Pride, respectively

"Look, don’t go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you’ve got a palm."

Stori

"In the beginning . . .

AD dropped in out of a sense of duty. The forum was small.

Time passed . . .

AD visited. The forum was growing.

More time passed . . .

AD feels old.

AD visited again.

The forum has grown very large.

AD: "o.O"

Now . . .

AD: "Dayyuum."

The forum has flourished."

AD

"My thing is talked to and about by lots of ladies. They can't keep their eyes, hands, or indeed, their mouths, off of it."

"I would like a pie, please."

Me and AD, respectively

"Well, I didn't really know what "your thing" was.

So I guessed it was your amazing pie baking skillz.

Obviously the ladies love pie and couldn't keep their mouths off of it, or stop talking about it.

Talking to a pie is also understandable. Some people may have a guilty conscience about breaking their diet and feel they must console themselves by talking to the pie and convincing themselves that only one pie will not be so bad.

The pies, of course, mutely protest."

AD

"You're never alone when you're totally self-absorbed."

Yahtzee

“Since the internet is almost diametrically opposed to the notion of quality control, in recent years it’s been a lot easier to just assume everything’s shit until it can prove itself otherwise. I like to call it the ‘Guantanamo Bay’ approach to reviewing.”

Yahtzee

"Jeg er en viking, og jeg føler stor! thumps chest"

Jeb

"Seriously? That was extremely retarded."

"gasp Oh no! My story was mentally ill! Poor story."

Noob reviewer and Elodie, respectively

"...you do realize that being unable to write is considered being uneducated right? And uneducated is a formal word for "stupid"."

Elodie

"Georgeasarus is such a perv! Have you seen his picture?!"

Audrey Eddie Cullen

"George did WTC!"

Jenny

"Try me on for size. ;)"

"What are you, a condom?

...you lucky bastard. D;"

Shaito and I, respectively

"Asking George to not be mean is about s good as asking a cow to bark."

Ten

"We wait in eager anticipation for the next gem from Aqueen's uniquely organized keyboard."

The Eisenhower and The Nixon

"If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing."

Margaret Thatcher

"Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke."

F. Scott Fitzgerald

"And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the "Can't Be Unseen" of the day, courtesy of that fucktard George. XD"

Blakey-Schmooooooooo

Lulz

An Amusing PM

This person has never been flamed by me, but is offended by my profile. Their PM was so pathetic that I burst out laughing:

Mysterious Miracle ~

"Very Blunt, are we not?? Come on, do you HAVE to use those words so much?
There are CHILDREN here! Yes, Children, CHILDREN! Remember when you where
one?? OH YES! GO send this to you 'Well educated' friends!"

Yes I'm blunt; deal. This is my profile, and as there are no rules against swearing, I'll do what I like, thank you very much. Also, children, yes, CHILDREN, shouldn't be on here. The age restriction is thirteen, and the underage members I know on here swear worse than I do.

How old are you? Twelve? Do your poor little eyes burn at my foul language? Awww.

"Yes, Children, CHILDREN! Remember when you where
one?? "

I don't remember being a 'children', but I do remember my youth quite well. For a start, I could use the word 'where' in the right place and didn't use capital letters at random intervals.

And finally, I took your 'advice' and sent this to my 'well educated' friends. We laughed briefly, and then quickly got bored of you, resulting in your complaint feeding our lovely, toasty warm fire.

By the way, I checked out your beta profile. It sucks. You can't spell the things that you claim to be good at.

Georgasaurus

An idiot who claims to 'right good' put this on her profile. Here is the original, so she can't claim otherwise when she changes it later.

"Georgasarus thnkZ i cannot right guld, well watch me.

" Hi, my name is Ginger Miller and I live in Sydney, Austrailia. I am thirteen years old and I am Dyslexic. I also have asthma. I both mean and sweet. I don't normally cuss, but when I get pissed off I do. I have bright blue eyes, reddish brown hair and pale skin. People stick up for me, because they think I can't stick up for myself, well they are certainly mistaken. :P

I love horror movies. I also am intrigued by ghosts and demons. I know that demons are malicious creatures that live only to harm you; ghosts are the spirits that linger on earth. They don't want to harm you, they just want peace. They don't want to be bothered. I think that is it. Bye bye! :D"

n u thoght i culdnt right good. :P"

My PM response when she PM'd me about Stori:

"By the way, my story, the one Dictionary reviewd, she's lost her Flaming ability. Whether she was trying to be mean or not, that was pitiful. XD

Nah, she wasn't trying. Learn to tell the difference between effort and can't be fucked. XD

Anyway:

" Hi, my name is Ginger Miller and I live in Sydney, Austrailia.

Dear me, can't spell your own country right?

I both mean and sweet.

'I'm/I am,' not 'I.'

I don't normally cuss, but when I get pissed off I do. I have bright blue eyes, reddish brown hair and pale skin.

Missing a comma.

People stick up for me, because they think I can't stick up for myself, well they are certainly mistaken. :P

First comma not needed, second should be a semi-colon or a hyphen.

n u thoght i culdnt right good. :P

Yeah, I do. 'Write well,' not 'right good,' you smacktarded fuck nugget. Did you have to paste it onto Word first and run it through spell checker to get even half of that right, hmm?

You Fail, and you always will. This is also going on my profile under the lulz section, and your reviews as a more permanent reminder of your cocky stupidity.

George~"

I was added by a blatant troll. Here is me taking her profile apart for lulz.

Yes, I am a flamer. Do get over the fact you got flamed. If can't write anything worth of shit, then get your dirty ass of off fanfiction and die in a volcano.

Generic flamer talk, FTW~

Thier

'There', not 'thier.' You didn't even spell 'their' right.

is a quote I always remember: If you can't take critism, then you should not be writing. So get over the fact people hate your work and take all your stories down. And to all of you moaning about being flamed, what dumbasses you are! My piss could write better than you, so fuck off!

Again, generic! I also think I've seen that quote somewhere on my friend's profile before. Copypasta, much?

That's all for now,

Lil Cutie Nikki

Lovely.

For all you pepole wanting to have cybersex with me,

Yeah, no.

I have 37 size titties,

Such a size does not exist, to my knowledge. Well, at least not in Britain, anyway.

and I have a fatass wet smackable booty.

Fat, ew. Wet -- yeah, no. Smackable? Only someone desperate, perhaps.

Im willing to suck your dick online and give you a blojob and handjob the cyberway.

Just because I play the part of pervert does not mean I'll instantly jump at any internet whore who thinks talking dirty -- with an absolute lack of self-respect -- will impress me. No, it will not. You Fail, kiddo.

I love it when people caress my wet plump sexy fatass and finger me hard and good. And i love it when you squeeze my fat tits. So anyone who wants to have cybersex with me, be at my forum tat will be open in two days. Bye, honeys!

Learn to spell, and keep that revolving door vagina far, far away from me.

George

Links

A quick tip on grammar:

http://i43.tinypic.com/2wdy3ar.jpg

Want to know if your character is a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu?

http://www.springhole.net/quizzes/marysue.htm