"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V."
-V, of V for Vendetta, also where the avatar-thing comes from.

So that's that. Call me V, or Apa if you like.

I'm from the north-ish part of America along with all my little friends where we live in trees and talk to squirrels and bunnies all day! It's great fun. You should come join our forest antics. We ride deer to school.

So...

It might be of slight importance, if any, to mention that for the most part, I am very absent-minded. The rest of the time, I'm in mild hysterics and occasionally, I may actually be focusing on something. So if I accidentally don't get back to you from a message for like...two weeks, please don't be offended! I do care.

I adore writing, in most any form. Drawing and watercolor-painting are right up there with it.

Death Note is my main fandom, but I'm also reading Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, and Black Cat. I've also read an obscene (literally) number of yaoi mangas on mangafox.com.

I ship LxMello, MattxMello, LightxL...In my world, Near exists for the purpose of entertainment. Him having a relationship with anyone weirds me out.

Spelling and grammar are important to me. If you see any obviously unintentional errors in my writing and profile, please tell me!

I'm...generally bored; part chill, part spastic in every emotional direction without ever expressing any of it; agnostic atheist; complying to no stereotype; optimistic in the most absurd situations; appreciative; mildly cynical; weird.

To my fellow fan ficton authors:

You guys are amazing. Every single one of you. You're my celebrities. I love you guys in a non-stalker way. Thanks for writing and being awesome.

PM me!. Iz fun. Questions, comments, randomness, anything. I love interacting (virtually :P) with other authors (and readers! Don't be shy.).