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Author has written 7 stories for Kingdom Hearts, X-overs, Screenplays, In The Forests of the Night, Star Wars, and Misc. Games. Name: Skyfa/Sasori/Mercury/Gishma (many aliases, no?) Age: Umm...counts fingers Gender: Female Species: According to the observations of others: Emo-Hippie-Vampire-Cat-bandGEEK. Appearance: One who wears hair over right eye; is believed that there is no eye at all, rather a black hole. same is said for heart. Is also one for wearing a large pointy Star Trek pin on a tie from the Institute of Navigation. Occupation: None 8D Personality: A strange one, she is. Loves Swedish Fish, Yaki-Soba, Amelia Atwater-Rhodes books, her friends, and causing pain to the latter. Quotes: -Slowbean (Favorite word!!) -Why son, I see you've cut off your own finger. Jolly good show! (Me and Senpai) -We interrupt this program to annoy you, and make things generaly irritating. (Who Knows?) -Distruction is nice! (Zim) -Skadoosh! (kyana) -Damn, if I was straight I'd be a pimp because all my friends are girls... (Vasili) -Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) -KHChickens!! (Somewhere between Andrea and Patti) -When multiple cars hit a human body on a highway, tearing it apart, the result smells like BBQ. (Amelia Atwater-Rhodes) Weapon/s: None. I use my witty come-backs to hypnotise you; then i push you down in the sandbox D Super Powers: The ability to eat my weight in Swedish Fish and not feel the urge to shave my tongue afterwards. (Unlike a certain author...) Favorite Game: Kingdom hearts II (the first one gives me headaches), Final Fantasy XII (I love Balthier!!), and DS games. Favorite movie: Howl's moving castle, My Neighbot Totoro, Van Helsing, FFVII: Advent children, let's not forget Star Wars, and add V for Vendetta to that list. Zombie Plan: I'm going to Alaska; because zombies have no body heat. They'll freeze like corpse-sicles!! (Did I spell that right??) | |||||||
1. Star Wars »Yes! A poorly written cheap Star Wars parody in which I replace all those wonderful characters with my own! And those of my friends. Slight story changes, just to help it make more sense. Enjoy!Crossover - Star Wars & Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,059 - Updated: 7-6-09 - Published: 7-2-092. Kindergarden »Oh dear, what now Deidara? You want to kill Tobi? But what about Cloud and Kadaj in the sandbox? And Larxene wants to hurt Demyx! What is poor L too do?X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,302 - Updated: 11-16-08 - Published: 7-6-083. The Clone Wars reviewsWhat happens when two new nobodies meet Skyfa and Axis? Especially when one of the strangers is an Astrix. Even more perplexing is that Axis can't tell the difference between the two auras, And when the two strangers speak of a 'Creator' with a wierd laugKingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-16-084. Vampires Are RealYou knew it was comming. I love Atwater-Rhodes WAY too much for it not to happen! Mostly OCs. based loosly on the plot of In the Forests of the Night.In The Forests of the Night - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Published: 7-24-085. The 'Z' Translation reviewsCan't categorize this right. but i found out what those two unicorns were saying in 'Charlie the Unicorn 2' when they were talking to that giant Z! it all belongs to Film Cow.Screenplays - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-08 - Complete6. Skyfa's Story » reviewsA story about a girl named Skyfa. Skyfa's got some issues; Schizophrenia, sugar addiction,the abillity to shape-shift and absolutly no memories. But all that changes when she meets Axis; a powerful nobody of...organization XIII? or was it something else?Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,200 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 7-1-08 - Complete7. The Nobody Song reviewsWe're Nobodies, heartless as can be. Sung to the tune of Emo Kid by Adam and Andrew, it's quite funny XDKingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-2-08 - Xemnas - Complete