Author has written 78 stories for Inkheart, 300, Twilight, House, M.D., Bourne series, Burn Notice, Valkyrie, Wimbledon, Misc. Movies, MAGNUM P.I., Sherlock Holmes, Drop Dead Diva, Fairy Tales, Phantom of the Opera, Disney, Bodyguard, 1992, Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman, Star Wars, Law Abiding Citizen, Harry Potter, Scooby Doo, Fast and the Furious, Pitch Black / Riddick, Ironman, White Collar, X-overs, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Neverland, Supernatural, Merlin, and Need for Speed series.

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My DeviantArt Account!!!!!! : http://liebedero.deviantart.com/ whereby I am liebedero. On here you can read many of my other poems and stories including the OOMPH! based Das Reich Der Verdammten(The Realm of the Damned) GO HERE FOR THE PROLOG!!!!!!: http://liebedero.deviantart.com/#/d3a3hb8 PLEASE READ IT!!!!!!!

My Fiction Press Account: http://www.fictionpress.com/egarrison , whereby I am E.Garrison

My Live Journal -http://backouttatime.livejournal.com/

My You tube account - http://www.youtube.com/user/HeathsHarleyQuinn#p/f/0/sFKKErl3b6A

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UNIVERSAL DISCLAIMER(even though we all know I don't own anything) I DON'T OWN ANYTHING(I might someday????No...)I sadly woke up today and realized that the probablity of anyone ever acctually owning canon and copyright is slim to none, on this site, but that I'd better put it up because to many fucking money mongers would get offended if I didn't. (Pardon my Profane, it's a second language, not that I use it...)

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Guten Tag! Hello World! and Wopila tanka (Many Thanks in Lakota Soix) for visiting my profile!

A Few MUST READS!

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This is a must read by JustBFree - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5807863/1/What_An_Idea - Alice in Wonderland 2010 AlicexHatter complete. READ IT YOU SCUM! lol!

This is a Must Read by CherokeeJedi: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6641528/1/Safety - A HousexCuddy huddy shipper from House MD breathtakingly beautiful!

This is a Must Read by LStuds !! : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6764197/1/Damage_Control - A white collar fic about a teen Neal who finds out that crime has its benifits - getting caught reaps even bigger rewards when he is taken in by Peter and Elizabeth Burke.

This is a Must Read by Sinde!!!: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3735743/1/ that is if you like an alternate world where Severus gets a chance to love lily Evans the way he always had wanted to. Theres a wonderful sequel too, by the by...

TOP PHANTOM STORIES I HAVE EVER READ:

The Mask's Lament, by Kittie Darkheart: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1665838/1/The-Mask-s-Lament

To Be Loved, by HDKingsbury : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5365532/1/To-Be-Loved

Mask and the Mirror by Tara1189: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3227003/1/The-Mask-and-Mirror

Der Erlkonig, by Gravity01: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4709376/1/Der-Erlk%C3%B6nig

We'll Always Have Venice, by Paper-Whore: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5561056/1/We-ll-Always-Have-Venice

Alone in the Shadows, by broadwaygirl818: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6044175/1/Alone-in-the-Shadows

L'Ange Noir, by dontstealmyvitaminies: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6557520/1/L-Ange-Noir

And last but top of my list:

Guarded Hearts, by terpsichore92: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5117741/1/Guarded-Hearts

Story INFORMATIONS:

Edward's Nocturnes are on PERMENTANT HIATUS seeing to me really not liking Twilight, even though i had fun writing it, i find the whole Twilight concepts sort of cheesey, sorry, no offence intended, i'm glad you all enjoyed it however. basically the series sucked ass, and I hate it. Please, feel free to take offence and then enjoy the fanfiction that I wrote!

On the Subject of Seeing in Cerulean...well I'm really stuck. I stopped writing because I didn't really keep up with the sixth season and am trying to figure out how i want it to go. I have the last two chapters written. So its on Hiatus

My Pirates of the Carribean story: Come on people!!! I know that you are out there!!! Review or fav or alert of something!!! There are six chapters totally written and they are long and the rest of the story is all planned out!!!!!! Read it , please!!!!!!! It is the product of three summers hard work of me and TheElf9111 so please don't disappoint...

Histories: my White Collar fanfic is currently in progress - and is progressing fast

Fathers and Sons will be updated eventually. Probably when I go see the Dark Knight Rises for lack of current inspiration...

And the rest speak for themselves!

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My Ships!

As a general rule, I basically stick to canon couples. I'm not into slash, of either gender, but will read only if it fits the character, such as House/Wilson, because that was debated as possible canon on the show House, and Dean/Cas because it just so true.

Without Further Adu:

Supernatural:

DeanxCas (Destiel)

DeanxLisa

White Collar:

NealxKate

PeterxEl

MozziexGina

NealxPeter BROMANCE. NOT SLASH.

House:

HousexCuddy

ForemanxThirteen

CameronxChase

Harry Potter:

HarryxGinny

RonxHermione

Lily EvansxJames Potter

Lily EvansxSeverus Snape

Sirius. yep. just Sirius.

TonksxLupin

Burn Notice:

MikexFi

Phantom of the Opera:

Erik the PhantomxChristine Daae

Pirates of the Caribbean:

JackxAngelica

ElizabethxWill2nd

ArabellaxBootstrap

Tia DalmaxJack

JackxEsmeralda

JackxAyisha/Armendiris

I WILL NOT READ JACKxOC.

Chronicles of Riddick

RiddickxKyra (or Jack, if you prefer to call her that...)

Doctor Who

10xRiverx11 (not threesome, just general shipping with River)

RoryxAmy

AmyxVincent VanGough

VashtraxJenny

DonnaxMeta10

MarthaxMickey

MarthaxTom

10xSarah Jane

Roryx11 bromance

Donnax10 bromance

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T.V. I watch

Doctor Who

Burn Notice

White Collar

House

Favourite Band: Oomph! (Neues Deutsches Haerte) and Florence the Machine

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I cannot stand: twihards and the whole concept of Twilight, never mind that i wrote for it. Miley Cyrus. The Jo-bros, Texan Governors that became President. and Unreasonable ignorance

I'm not really a social butterfly. I have a cat named Toby. My music style is very eclectic - ranges from Baby I need your lovin by the Four Tops to Anything in the Fast and Furious soundtracks, like you slip she grip, etc.

I am passionate about what I write, and if anyone would like to take a peek at the thriller suspense that I am writing, just let me know and I'll email it to you(it is UNDER COPYRIGHT! screw the bastard who steals from me!

Other than that I feel I have nothing left to say, oh yeah... Screw Edward, I have Dero Goi... tied to my bed... http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=dero%20goi&order=9&offset=72&offset=120#/d2i2rap

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but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot
slpeling was ipmorantt!

if you can raed tihs psas it on!

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I am child of the ninties, really, but I could pass for the eighties because of my siblings

You're a 90's kid if: (Bold is what you remember...)

You can finish this 'ice ice _' (...baby)

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero. (More like a zero) Earth Day Frenzy thing...
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Pocahontas, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles, and Ginger.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears!
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing. - I still don't have it...
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

When you know who JTT was and he was your 'teen idol': Jonathan Taylor Thomas!!! Squee!!!!

Way back...
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

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Did you just call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a dog. A dog barks. Bark is on a tree. Tree is in nature, and nature is beautiful. So thank you for the compliment.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

People say experience is the best teacher... if that's true then why do we have to go to school?

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

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HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A TRUE AUTHOR

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-You get so involved with a book that you start thinking the characters are real.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

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You know that you are destined to be an English Teacher if the only thing that you notice about promotionals commercials and ads is their grammatical inaccuracies. The more you know, the more you KHOLS! KHOLS IS NOT A VERB PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favourite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

31. You write six page English essays about grammar and its proper usage using the whole 90 minutes 15 more while the teacher brushes her teeth and pretends she isn't giving you extra time to finish up apposatives.

32. You find the single story that is about what you want to read, only to be severely disappointed when you find out that the writing is elementary.

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"Alright," said Deep Thought. "The Answer to the Great Question..."

"Yes ...!"

"Of Life, the Universe, and Everything ..." said Deep Thought.

"Yes ...!"

"Is ..." said Deep Thought, and paused.

"Yes ...!"

"Is ..."

"Yes ...!!!...?"

"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

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If you raid other people's profiles just to steal their copy and paste things, copy and paste this with pride!

If a bank in your hometown or state(in the US) was robbed by John Dillinger Copy and paste this into your profile!

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you've ever thrown a book across the room in disgust because of how poorly it's written, copy and paste into your profile

If you have a severe and often violent reaction when an author (especially one you like) uses the wrong form of a word (ex. "might" for "mite"), C &P

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in death by teacup like Riddick and Kyra did on Crematoria, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you aren't afraid of the dark cause your eyes are shined, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to fuck over all the Mercs and Necros out there, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you DON'T believe in the Underverse come and Purification, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you were Furyan, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish your eyes were shined, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would hesitate to turn in a murdering convict that needed to hide in your house, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Pilamya!(Thank you in Lakota Soix) For Visiting and Toksa(Bye, LS)!!!!!!!!/ Dasvidaniya(bye in Russian)