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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Anime X-overs, and Bleach. WARNING: ISABELLA-ARTEMIS-SAN WILL NOT BE HELD LIABLE FOR ANYTHING INVOLVING THE FOLLOWING: ACTS OF 100 PERCENT PURE STUPIDITY, ACTS OF VIOLENCE IN SCHOOL OR AT HOME, THE RECREATION AND RE-ENACTMENT OF ANY OF THE STUNTS MENTIONED IN ANY STORIES, FOOD SPEWING ACROSS YOUR ROOM IN A FIT OF LAUGHTER, DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER, LAPTOP, MP3 PLAYER, OR I-POD DUE TO YOU DRINKING AND LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME, BROKEN BONES, LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS, RANDOM THOUGHTS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH SCHOOL, WORK, OR CHORES, YOUR HEALTH, YOUR SOCIAL LIFE, ANY DATES THAT YOU MAY HAVE CANCELED BECAUSE YOU BECAME TO ABSORB IN THE FANFICTION TO REMEMBER, HUMMING, EXCESSIVE GOOGLE USE, BUYING OF ANY PARAPHERNALIA RELATED TO THE FANFICTION CATEGORY, CAT FIGHTS, BROKE RIBS, STOMACH ACHES, OR ANY SCREAMING, YELLING, FIGHTS, SHOUTING MATCHES, AND LOSS OF COMPUTER PRIVILEGES DUE TO YOU BEING HERE.
Crap you people won't read, but Imma post it anyway: Gender: (Takes a peek in pants) Girl. Just a tomboy. Yaoi: Love! Love SasuNaru the most. But SasuNaru is slowly being replaced by RoyEd/EdRoy. Age: 2009-1993=what? 16! Duh! Eyes: Blueish-Hazel Hair: Short, Brown, and with Orange Streaks Real Name: Not Telling! Don't Need a Creepy Stalker. I'm just giving up on the list of names. It's to troublesome. Hobbies: Reading books, Reading Yaoi fanfictions, Playing video games, Annoying My Brother, Watching TV, Drawing, And Writing Fanfiction. Siblings: Yeah. A jackass of an older brother. His name is Austin, he's sixteen, and is still the world biggest dick. Pets: A dog. His name is Mulder and he is my Kujo! He 110-115 pounds, has black and white fur, and is Akita/Black lab mix. His mom was a PUREBRED AKITA & his dad was a BLACK LAB. Other Websites I'm on: Myspace.com: OK? Here's a link to my profile: http://www.myspace.com/itachi_misa. Please visit and leave a comment! Music: Isabella's Lullaby, Fullmetal Alchemist (1 & 2), Panic at the Disco, Naruto, Death Note, Paramore, Bleach, Good Charlotte, Fall Out Boy, Vampire Knight, Cute is What We Aim for, Three Days Grace, AC/DC, Escape The Fate, Boys Like Girls, Kings of Leon, Evanescence, and Green Day. Anime/TV: Fullmetal Alchemist (1 & 2), Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, Code Geass, Blood Plus, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Inuyasha, Family Guy, South Park, Charmed, iCarly, Malcom in the Middle, Jackass, Viva La Bam, WildBoyz, C.S.I: Crime Scene Investigation, Code Monkeys, Ghost Hunters, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh! G/X, and Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's. Books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Eragon, Eldest, Harry Potter, Goosebumps, His Dark Materials, The Looking Glass Wars, and Full Metal Alchemist. People I Want To Meet: The WHOLE Jackass crew (Bam, Johnny, Steve-o, Wee-Man, etc. etc), Everyone from Viva La Bam, And the WHOLE Twilight cast! OMG! Is Robert Pattinson the perfect man to portray Edward Cullen or what!? (Fangirl squeal)(content sigh.) He is so...well...umm...no...shit. No words can describe how hot he is as Edward! (Another squeal) (Yes. I am a Twilight fan. Wanna make something outta it? Cause if you do, I'll spam you with pictures of Edward! :-P) Other Stuff You Should Know But Find Worthless: My Birthday is on July 25, I'm going into the 10th, My profile may be the most well ordered one on the whole site, My brother is sixteen, He is a total ass to me, I can start a story in a notebook but never finish it, I really suck at math, I'm a master of procrastination, I can curse people out in about two sentences with only curses, I yell way too much, I really want to kill my brother, My friend, Eugene, is a bitch, I HAVE A NEW CELL PHONE!, I will own an i-pod by X-mas of 2009, I love to go out in the rain, and I find the sun evil. Find anything weird? Good. Questions, cares? E-mail me at MisaUzumaki23@aol.com 1. What time did you get up this morning? 2. Diamonds or pearls? 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? 4. What is your favorite TV show? 5. What do you usually have for breakfast? 6. What is your favorite cuisine? 7. What is your middle name? 8. What food do you dislike? 9. What is your favorite CD at the moment? 10. What kind of car do you drive? 11. Favorite sandwich? 12. What characteristic(s) do you despise? 13. Favorite item of clothing? 14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would it be? 15. What is the color of your bathroom? 16. What is your favorite brand of clothing? (No favorite brand, as long it's the stuff listed below.) 17. What was your most memorable birthday? 18. What is your favorite sport? 19. What's the furthest place you're going to send this? 20. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? 21. Who do you think will send this back first? 22. When is your birthday? 23. Are you a morning person or a night person? 24. What is your shoe size? 25. How tall are you? 26. Pets? 27. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? 28. What did you want to be when you were little? 29. How are you today? 30. What is your favorite sweet? 31. What is your favorite flower? 32. What is a date on the calendar you looking forward to? 33. Are you married? 34. What is your favorite hobby? 35. What is your life-quote? (I have Two!) Why would you dress in a skirt and a tank top if you knew it was going to be cold outside when we have a fire drill? If your cold then next time dress in a pair of sweats and a sweat shirt! Just quit bitching (whining) and Deal with it!-Edit due to a teacher being near by at the time. 36. If you had the chance for World Domination, Would you take it? You Guys Will Love THIS!! PLEASE LOOK!! http://ninjatoadsatemybaby.deviantart.com/art/Sasuke-s-Inner-Child-73793797 Reasons why my updates haven't been happening: Life, in general. Things have been going weird lately and I have yet to find the time to conduct any updates. My life if you will, is...God. How do I put this? Fucked up? Does that help? I know that there are other people out there who worse troubles than I do but right now, I just need a break from my stories and some time to work out some new ideas. So right now consider all my stuff on a long term hiatus. So don't worry! You'll get your fanfic fix soon, I just need some time to work on fixing some of my things and come up with new ideas. Working hard, Working long, & coming up with plot ideas all while drinking coffee. Until next time ladies and gentlemen! With Love, Isabella-Artemis-San (\_/) Things To Do Or Try To Do At Wal-Mart 1) Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them 2) Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3) Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals 4) Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (This is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around') 5) Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the 6) Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap. 7) Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8) Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6). 9) When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, 10) Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I 11) Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off 12) Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors. 13) Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen 14) While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself 15) When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys). 16) Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are 17) Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet 18) Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice. 19) As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, yell at them them. 20) Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and 21) Move "Caution:Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22) Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you 23) Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other 24) Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25) Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, 26) Climb things. 27) Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28) Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" 29) When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and 30) When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between 31) Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any 32) Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale 33) Take bets on the battle from above. 34) Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care. 35) While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask 36. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 37) Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 38) Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39) Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will. 40) Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to 41) Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42) Two words: Marco Polo. 43) Leave boxes of Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet 44) "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing. 45) In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with 46) When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at 47) Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out. 48) When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to 49. Pay off layaway's 50 cents at a time. 50) Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to 51) Hide in a clothes rack, wait until someone looks for something and pulls it out, then jump out screaming "No, not that one! It's mine!" 52) Grab either single packs or family packs of condoms- and stick them in random peoples' carts. 53) Stand in the soup isle until you here someone in the isle next to you. Throw a bag of raman over. Continue this on various people until one throws it back over. Then after they throw it back, throw a can of Campbell's soup over. If you hear a scream of pain, then you are victorious and tell the staff member that comes over that the other person started it. 54) Use the Self-Checkout aisle, slowly scan & bag a mess of stuff, when you're almost done tell the person waiting behind you that you forgot an item and you'll just be a minute...then leave the store. 55) Go to the woman's section pick out a nightie and walk up to the sales clerk tell her she is the same size as your wife 'Please try this on I want to see how it looks.' 56) Stand by a mannequin and when an older woman comes by ask out loud if they put panties of these and start to lift the dress up. 57) Walk around the nighties section and drop lots of them on the floor, when asked what you are doing tell them you are picking one out for your wife and since this is where they'll end up your looking for one you like. 58) Screw around with the phones at the company booth (if there is one) by calling friends, entering random number into the call list, and downloading stuff if you can get to the internet. 59) Find a phone to the loud speaker and say random stuff to employees. To find out their name to make it more fun, look at their name tag. (For Example: Robert! Mommy's on the phone!" 60) Find a set of boxing gloves in the sports department, as well as a punching bag, and go for a full day's work out. 61) Rearrange the snacks in the snack isle or the candy on display in the check out lines. The Best Quote Ever! Okay people. The quote is from Zayashuku's 'What Ninja's Shouldn't Say.' I watched it over and over and was like 'This could be used for meh profile.' And here it is: "Ninja's don't say believe it! Ninja's say 'Come o' shit like I'm gon' pull out yo spine thru yo ass and play jump rope with it!'" And here is a link to the video: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JwS4ZFcBZWo&NR=1 Christmas List 1) All the books in the Twilight series (I now own two out of the four!) My newer Christmas List 1) Dead Bolt for my bed room 2) A can of mace 3) Ear plugs (Now have) http://www.semeuke.com/quiz.html When I first took it I was umm... OH! A Badass Uke. Then I took it again and again and again and here is my new result! You are a Romantic Seme! A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention. Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke And I took it again and got this: You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme! Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're both able to keep each other in line and satisfy each other. Most compatible with: Badass Uke Why can't the uke have fun with sex? (Sighs and reads a darkablino fanfic then goes and reads a Master Of the Rebels fanfic) Likes (Things in bold are things that I really really love.) Yaoi Dislikes (Things in bold are thing that I really really hate.) A funny thing I found about the best word ever (You can watch it on Youtube): Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitional verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks." Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers." As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as: Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot." Dismay: "Aw fuck it." Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now." Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy." Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!" Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?" Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here." In Confidence: "He's a fuck off." Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'" I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!" 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL: 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear our clothes they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies (as well as at least one black guy!) 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horoscopes 6. Girls with a guys first names like Taylor sounds cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing. WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?" "Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson "That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg "To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare "I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry "Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin "And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses "To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong "We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa (The Simpson's) "Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld "The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon "This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein "I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders What My Brother And I Might Say When Asked 'Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?' "Why would the chicken cross the road? Couldn't it walk into a KFC and say 'FRY ME UP AND COVER ME IN YOUR ELEVEN HERBS & SPICES!' And be eaten by the mass consumer, who loves chicken. And be coated in dipping sauce if made into chicken nuggets or fingers? And eating by a five year old brat who's 'hungry,' only to be thrown away just for the stupid toy from the kiddie meal? And barfed up by a bulimic kid or something...OH! Or shoved up someone's ass. Literally'- me, myself, and I GO TO HELL!" - my brother after I asked him. (I think he was 'beating the dog,' if you catch my drift.) After looking on my profile That's why your here, right? I noticed that I have nearly 400 favorite stories! I also have 42 favorite authors. And to either piss you and your brain off or to amuse you, here they are, by their category. The exact amount is 351 but I'm only 49 away from 400, so yeah. This is what I do after school and during summer vacation: Read Fanfiction. (I have no life! Starts cry over the fact that she has no life.) Artemis Fowl: Number 1 Bleach: Numbers 2-24 Book Crossovers: Numbers 25-26 CSI: Number 27 Death Note: Numbers 28-35 Fruits Basket: Number 36 Fullmetal Alchemist: Numbers 37-154 Harry Potter: Numbers 155-159 Harry Potter/Fullmetal Alchemist Crossovers: Numbers 160-164 Kingdom Hearts: Number 165 Lion King/Fullmetal Alchemist Crossover: Number 166 Naruto: Numbers 167-311 Naruto/Bleach Crossover: Number 312 Ouran High School Host Club: Number 313 Star Wars/Naruto Crossover: Number 314 Twilight: Numbers 315-343 X-Men: Numbers 344-345 Yu-Gi-Oh: Number 346 Yu-Gi-Oh G/X: Numbers 347-351 This list is subject to change at anytime. Yes, some of the crossovers are weird, but once you read them, you'll like them. Trust me. I can't be held liable for any damage that happens to you, your person, your friends/family members, your house/personal objects, your pets/friends pets, your neighbor's house/personal objects, your neighbor's pets/family members, your neighbor's children/toys/personal objects, and/or anything of the like on this list when you read my fanfictions and/or the other stories on this list. Nor can I be held responsible if you get sent to jail or a mental home. So there would be no point in trying to hunt me down and killing me and/or stalking me to no end. A) Because you don't know where I live and B) I have a hundred-twenty-five Akita-Black Lab mix laying beside me right now, who might I add, will kick your ASS! If your ready to lose A) your family jewels or B) obtain a broken limb, then I suggest that you read the list carefully and try not to do anything that might prove harmful to society, yourself, and the entire universe. And to go on: Please read this warning carefully, as it is posted here, at the top, and through out my profile for a reason. WARNING: ISABELLA-ARTEMIS-SAN WILL NOT BE HELD LIABLE FOR ANYTHING INVOLVING THE FOLLOWING: ACTS OF 100 PERCENT PURE STUPIDITY, ACTS OF VIOLENCE IN SCHOOL OR AT HOME, THE RECREATION AND RE-ENACTMENT OF ANY OF THE STUNTS MENTIONED IN ANY STORIES, FOOD SPEWING ACROSS YOUR ROOM IN A FIT OF LAUGHTER, DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER, LAPTOP, MP3 PLAYER, OR I-POD DUE TO YOU DRINKING AND LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME, BROKEN BONES, LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS, RANDOM THOUGHTS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH SCHOOL, WORK, OR CHORES, YOUR HEALTH, YOUR SOCIAL LIFE, ANY DATES THAT YOU MAY HAVE CANCELED BECAUSE YOU BECAME TO ABSORB IN THE FANFICTION TO REMEMBER, HUMMING, EXCESSIVE GOOGLE USE, BUYING OF ANY PARAPHERNALIA RELATED TO THE FANFICTION CATEGORY, CAT FIGHTS, BROKE RIBS, STOMACH ACHES, OR ANY SCREAMING, YELLING, FIGHTS, SHOUTING MATCHES, AND LOSS OF COMPUTER PRIVILEGES DUE TO YOU BEING HERE. Okay, That just about covers it. Random Lines Off The Internet: Silence is golden, duck-tape is silver. God must love stupid people, he made so many. Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there. (Reality bites. That's why they have fanfictions!) The world is coming to an end. Please log off. (If the world was ending, I would stay online.) My mind is like a steel trap, it is rusty and illegal in forty-seven states. If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. And if you can’t bribe them, blackmail them. STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards I know the voices aren’t real, but they have some pretty good ideas. Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out-smart each other. I know karate, kung-fu, and 47 other dangerous words. Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level. And then they'll beat you with experience. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile (For me that is so bloody true.) If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Every single one of them...) If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. (YAY FOR BEING UNIQUE!) Things That I Hate The Most About FanFictions: 1) The thing that I hate about fanfictions is when people come up with other name's for Naruto's parents. I hate that so much!! People come up with names like Arashi Uzumaki and Sayomi Nisana. I hate that so much! The fourth hokage's real name is MINATO NAMIKAZE and his wife's name is KUSHINA UZUMAKI! Get it right for once! About two stories that I've read have had Naruto's parent's real names in them. One of them being 'A Mother's Love.' Very good by the way. Go read it. I usually have to tell my self that the yondaime's name is Minato if the name read Arashi or something else. Same thing with Kushina's name. Only use different names for an OC, not a character with a name already! Use the right the name's of Naruto's mother and father for once! God! Stupid people. 2) People who use Instant Messaging talk for some fanfictions. Unless it is a story where the people have a cell phone or are on the computer on AIM, MSN, or anything else, then I'm not going to read it at all because the author was to f-ing lazy to type out each word. I will only read it if it is like this: "Sasuke glanced at Hinata who just blushed and looked away from his gaze. Naruto saw Sasuke looking at Hinata and said 'See ya guys tomorrow.' " That is correct grammar. Not that trash like 'l8er guys!' or even 'U 2 no when sensei will get here?' If I don't see correct grammar in a fanfiction then I'm not going to read it. If i see mistakes like that I'll just start to talk to myself about it and then give the author a nice review just to keep their spirits up. I can under stand small mistakes such as "Sasuke glanced at Hinata who just blushe and looked away form his gaze. Naruto was Sasuke looking at Hinata and siad 'See ya guys tomorrow.' " That I can understand. The author's mind is moving faster than their hands as they type and they make those mistakes by accident. I do it while typing a school report. But that Instant Messaging talk gets me so pissed off! If it's not a texting or instant messaging fanfiction then I will not tolerate that crap!! 3) How people are spelling 'Resembool' as 'Risembool.' Really people, if Edward found out that you were misspelling his home town's name, he'd hit you so hard that you would cringe at the sight of him. 4) How people miss spell Kyubi no Yoko as Kyuubi no Kitsune. Look up the correct spelling up on Google, you IDIOTS!! If the Kyubi were real He'd kill all of you who missed spelled his name. 5) How people spell 'fallowed' instead of 'followed.' It's very easy to spell. You have spell check on the computer, so why not use it. Really, is good spelling and grammar that hard to come across these days? 6) When people who have a fanfiction account for two or more years and they never update their stories. That's another thing I hate. You can't just forget about fanfiction, it's something you love and people love what you write. If you aren't going to update a story, then have someone take over that story for you! The ABC's Of The Internet & Number's 1-11 You know you have a problem with the internet when you A) sign up for at least 10 different sites, B) you spend at least a whole day reading manga online, C) never go on the PlayStation 2, D) find new things to post on your profile, E) you sneak on late at night and early morning when everyone's still sleeping, F) you think back to what you read that day and laugh at it when no one's around, G) you never do your summer reading, H) you hold off your chores until the last minute, I) you look up random things on Google, J) your typing gets better as you write a paper or something, K) you yell, scream, and curse out the internet when it freezes, L) you beg your parent(s) to stay on AOL longer, M) you're on myspace way to much, N) you add unknown words to the spell check, O) you look up RPG'S if you're board, P) you stay on AIM for over ten hours without stopping (until you have to pee), Q) you find something so simple funny, R) you label the ABC's with anime, manga, Japanese words & video game characters, S) you fall asleep at the desk with your eyes open (Cool! I wanna try that!), T) you stare at the cosplay and wish you owned one of them, U) you order items online, V) you re-watch anime in Japanese, W) you read the spoilers of books, movies, anime, and manga, X) you just nod and smile at things an author puts this on their profile, Y) you end up short handing your school work with AIM & MSN terms, & Z) you look up video game cheats when needing extra life, ammo, weapons, and stuffies. And to add something else: 1) You never go outside, 2) you refer to real life as fantasy and vice versa, 3) you try to read fanfiction on the computers at your school, 4) you listen to your music online, 5) you make a mix CD or two, 6) you've never touched your DS since you got it last Christmas, 7) you want to marry an anime character, 8) you scare your friends with the knowledge of new vocab words (in any language), 9) you mistake a friend for an anime/manga character because they act/look like one, 10) the internet is your life, and 11) you love to e-mail your friends. "I am RICHARD, Chief warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of Bones, Emporer of the Black, Lord of the Undead, and mayor of a little village up the coast...very scenic during springtime, you should visit sometime." "Your name is Richard?" "You were supposed to pay more attention to everything after that part." -LFG "It seems as though I've been turned into a pile of ash and require the services of a healer." "Walk it off pussy."-LFG "Listen, like I told your captain, that orphanage attacked me. It was self-defense!"-LFG "We were told to kill you on sight." "I was told where your mate and offspring reside." "Welcome to Nestorep. Enjoy your stay."-LFG "I'm more likely to revive your friend as a disfigured, rabid, soulless, beast than anything else." "My gut tells me that we should trust her with this task." "I missed that last part. What did she say?"-LFG "Bad news Cale. I'm afraid your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon." -LFG People That May Be Of Interest: Renel Borges: >:-( He's smart, annoying, nice, gets angered easy, and gets good grades. That's Renel rolled up into one 4 ft 9 in package from school. He's one of my friends. He's a super genius, OK? (He's really 4ft 8in.) Stacey Pajkurich :-) She was cool. She was the one that read my story 'High School, Family, Friends, and War' and she loved it!(At the time I was writing in a notebook and she said that I should post it online. And what I'm posting is what is going against my notebook. When she told me how funny some parts were I was thinking at the time: 'Yes! Ha Ha Ha! Take that Renel, you mo-fo! I'm better than you are at writing! HA! I'm going to become famous by millions of kids around the world!' So... Now I'm posting my stories while beating down polt bunnies at the same time.) But now she's become a total bitch! I think she has yet to pop her cherry with her boy friend... Dana Stokes: 0:-) She ROCKS!! I was with this kid Bret, right? So I followed after him to his friends house and then he takes me deeper into this place and there I run into Dana and her friend Carmen! That was when I heard about this band called 'Escape the Fate.' So now as I'm writing this I'm listen to 'Escape the Fate.' Tyler Fego: Dude, He has some issues with me! I didn't do anything to him at all! When ever I see him at school, he gets all pissy. (LIKE YOUR KING OF THE FUCKING WORLD FAGO!!) He thinks I'm not 'worthy' to read a book or something. (IT'S A DAMN BOOK, YOU HOMO!) Brother: My 16 year old brother. He is a jerk, a douche bag, an asshole, mother fucker, and a bastard all rolled into one gift box. He bugs me every 15 minutes of my life and then we get into a shouting match about one thing or another with curses flying at the other. Yep. That's my bitch of a brother. (Jumps up and down at seeing her friends again. Then plots the death of brother and how to make it look like an accident.) More About Me, Myself, The Random Voices In My Head & I: I know, I know. There is a lot posted about me under 'Crap You People Won't Read, But Imma Post It Any Way' but there is nothing about my personality. (Clears Throat) I'm a kid who hates the out-doors. I used to love going out-side but once we had trouble with our fiances, I gave that up and became a computer druggie. I can scream so loud that I may burst an ear drum if your near me at the time. I'm random. End of story. During school I say the most dumb-shit stuff that get everyone laughing. For Example: January 21 or 22 of 2009: I told a joke involving a Mexican concubine, The American white man, And five dollars. This is what I said exactly: "If the average Caucasian man went to Mexico, A Mexican concubine would come up to him and ask: 'Sucky Sucky, Five Dollar?' January 30, 2009: In math class my friend Marlon said that I'm gonna go to the freshmen-sophomore dance and I got into a discussion with another classmate, who we call 'Q', about suits. I then said something about a pimp suit and he was like 'What looks like a pimp suit?' And I told him 'Your shirt's a pimp suit!' And had my classmates Blaze & Evan & Q roaring in laughter. (Clears throat again) Back on topic. Any way, the voices are because of my lack of friends and because of my over active mind. I think at some point I mentally constructed a house with Uchiha Sasuke & Itachi, Uzumaki Naruto, Me, Edward & Alphonse Elric, and the odd visit from Roy Mustang, Edward Cullen, and the fact in my mental half me totally kicks ass. (Alchemy, Shinobi, Awesome Cooking, and Motherly Skills... I should be committed but my mom and dad think I'm gonna be a rebel some day. It's best to keep their hopes up.) Umm...What else...OH! I hate dresses, skirts, skorts, and shit from places like American Eagle, Abercrombie & Fitch, Victoria's Secret, and Hollister. Who wants some creepy old man looking at your 'tight little sexy bitch ass' in a skirt that is so short that it looks like a fucking thong!? that is why I shop at Wal-Mart/K-Mart for jeans, shirts, and pajamas. I use chap stick, not the thirty dollar shit from Victoria's Secret. I hate Ani-Manga. It is so stupid to make an anime into a fucking manga so that it matches word for fucking word! Censorship, book burning, and books that have been banned from places, too. HARRY POTTER IS NOT EVIL! You don't need to burn a book to get people to stop reading it because that is so not going to work. My drawing skills are shit. I was so good that I drew this picture of a teenage girl, but I lost it. Now my skills are shit. I don't even have a Deviantart account! So, fan art of my oc's or what I make people wear would be a nice present to. (I am in love with episode 12 of FullMetal. I love the face that Ed makes to Magwar when he says and I'm quoting the Japanese version: 'More importantly, I haven't punished anyone in a long time. I'm getting excited...Would you like to watch?' And the English version: 'Like I said, let's take care of those kids first. It's been awhile since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it...Wanna Watch?) In choir I'm a Soprano 2. I like coffee with two scoops of sugar and lots of flavored creamer. I rarely go on the PS2 that we own because of my computer habits. I love to stay up late on Fridays/Saturdays going into Sunday. I fall asleep while watching TV. This one time I woke up right before Bleach came on. The manga I'm reading right now online is FullMetal Alchemist. I think Neji before the fight with Hinata and Naruto was cool except all that shit he went on about fate and destiny. Then I hated him until he got the stick out of his ass and stop with the predetermined shit after Naruto kicked his pale ass into the dirt. I have to watch the English dub of my shows because most of the sites with the subbed versions have to have you download some thing. I'M In LOVE WITH FULL METAL ALCHEMIST BROTHERHOOD! I have spent everyday counting down to April 5th ever since I found out about the rumors from AnimeInsider! There is a teacher at school that looks just like Robert Pattinson. I got to Timber Creek in Gloucester Township in New Jersey. Current obsession? That would be Ed+Roy or Roy+Ed. I own FullMetal Alchemist 2: Curse Of The Crimson Elixir and am currently paired with Mustang. Last time it was Hawkeye. First time was Mustang. I'm never teaming up with Armstrong. I crack my knuckles like Sakura in episode 2 or was it three... I am in love with SasuNaru and NaruSasu. I'm in love with alchemy and FMA now. I'm re-reading the Bleach and Naruto manga at school because I've read all the books I own at home. I am a Twihard, Narutrad, Fullmetalist, Death Nerd, and the nick names for Bleach, Inuyasha, Code Geass, Fruit Baskets, and Ouran High School. I read the Artemis Fowl Book series, Harry Potter, a shit load of manga, and enjoy writing. I had a dream from a third person point of view about a girl who's Ed and Al's friend and they meet up again in East City. I have this Naruto poster and before my room got moved around, I was up late one night and I thought I saw Sasuke WINK AT ME! I was so freaked and it haunts me still. I told my parents and they said that it was my imagination. And now some words about me from my classmates because I was in 5th period: smart, hot (because the guy thinks I'm dating him). 7th period: Hyper, Eccentric. February 13, 2009: I'm baby-sitting my brother. I got the day off from school! Heh Heh. I should be working on my project on Tunisia for Social Studies, but I don't wanna! (End note for date) I'm in love with butterscotch. And caramel. Mmmm...butterscotch. I can also fake a British accent for the life of me! I love both versions of Bella's lullaby. (Carter Burwell and Robert Pattinson. The one that was playing was Pattinson.) The Internet is meh Anti-Drug. I said 'meh' when giving my opinion on The Giver when in reality: I HATE IT! I also dislike The Boy From The Basement. TBFTB had to be read for summer reading. I hate reading assigned books. In English class, We're reading Romeo & Juliet and I'm writing fanfiction or reading my own books. The manga I just got into is called The Queen's Knight and I have to re-read my copy of Eragon before I can rent Eldest from the school Media Center. While on-line in the winter, my hands get cold because my mom's desk is RIGHT IN FRONT OF A WINDOW, so at times I have to wear a pair of gloves if my hands get to cold. I'm in love with this shirt my brother gave me because when a girl wears a guys shirt or pants, we make it look way sexier than it should. I love jeans. That way if I'm being chased by a psycho, axe-wielding, rapist, murderer, I won't be hinder by having a slutty little skirt being caught on tree branches and bushes. Same thing with sneakers. I won't risk a broken ankle from running away from said psycho, axe-wielding, rapist, murderer in a pair of heels. I also have my hair cut short so I look Harry Potter's fraternal twin sister and as said with psycho murderer, I won't be spending time trying to get my ass-length hair untied from a FUCKING TREE! Being me rocks. ;-P Favorite quote?: I'm not sure. But if it has to be one from an anime, I'd have to say 'One is all, All is one' From Fullmetal Alchemist. That and Cartmen's 'Fuck, Fuckity, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck' from South Park. Favorite song?: Right now it is the Fullmetal Alchemist 2: Brotherhood Theme. And I finally found one with the lyrics! :-) Favorite TV show of all time?: I don't know. I have so many that I'm not really sure! Favorite colors?: Orange, Black, Red & Blue. In that order. Favorite Fanfiction authors?: darkablino, Master of the Rebels, Rasengan22, FastFoward, LD 1449, Skydark, Winds of Water, Ruby Plushie, Charlie 911, Yonder B, and Blue-Feather Red-Feather. That is in no certain order. Just what came to mind. These are the gods/goddess of yaoi or hentai fanfiction. Favorite Greek God/Goddess?: Artemis, then Hera, then Athena, then Apollo, then Aphrodite, then Dionysus, then Calypso, and the last one is Zeus. Favorite Book of all time?: I really, truly don't know. I've read so many that I'm not sure which one's my favorite. But I'd have to say the Twilight Saga. Favorite Super Hero?: Spider-Man, Iron Man, BatMan, Super Man, Wonder Women, & The Fantastic Four. Would Edward (Elric & Cullen) count as (a) superhero(s)? Favorite Movie?: I've watched and seen so many! But I have to say Twilight. End of story. Favorite Manga?: My favorite right now? Or do you want a whole list of my Favorites? Favorite Anime?: My favorite right now? Or do you want a whole list? Favorite Word/Phrase?: And the word is...SENIOR! And that phrase is...OMG! Favorite Animal?: A Fox! Favorite parent?: Neither. Favorite Siblings?: My dog and the sister that my mother gave birth to but never took me to meet. Favorite Group Of People To Hang Around?: A bunch of guys talking about the latest video games, game systems, cars, and sports teams. Not a bloody group of girls talking about the newest pair of heels from Gucci, what color lipstick looks better on me, and whether I need a full blow make over. Stupid Brain Dead IDIOTS! Excuse me for a moment. (Creates bonfire of all girly clothes sitting in closet) Favorite Pastime?: Writing, Hanging Out On-Line, Playing Video Games, Watching TV, Daydreaming that Random anime peoples were real. Favorite Food?: Japanese food! Favorite Music?: Number one band right now? IDK. Favorite Fanfiction?: It is called Returning Echos. It's really good and I'm on chater 21. BTW: Returnings Echos is a Fullmetal Alchemist Fanfiction with a gender changed Edward. I leave you a link to said story and Author. Link 2 Returning Echos: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3532730/1/Returning_Echoes Link 2 Author's Page: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1242064/silkendreammaid You_Are_So_Curious_About_Me_ Most Hated Person In The World?: My douche bag of a brother. Most Hated Thing In The World?: School Most Hated Teachers At School?: Math and English Most Hated Animal?: Snakes Most Hated Food?: It's starting to become pasta Most Hated Peoples?: My friend Stacy, then Eugene. Most Hated Or Most Scary Anime People?: Sakura (She's A Bitch. Okay?), Rock Lee (He is Just So CREEPY!), Rolo (WHO THE HELL IS HE!? HOW IS HE LELOUCH'S BROTHER?), Envy (He is an androgynous, palm tree transvestite. End of story), Most Hated Thing In The World?: Being touched. Then being home alone with my brother. Followed by calls from some gay ass number that tells me I need to renew the warranty on my car. I DON'T EVEN OWN A FUCKING CAR! Most Hated Music?: Rap. Certain types of rap. Not all. Most Hated Place In The World?: School and my life. Most Hated School Rule?: It's a new one for next year. Another school started it and now my school will add that rule to their stupid list of 'Rules That No One Gives A Rat's Ass About And Never Follow.' We, the students, won't be allowed to wear something with a hood on it unless it's a winter coat or rain coat. But then We'll have to store them in our lockers to! Imma a go back the first day of school in a hoodie and I'll not listen to the teachers and just ignore them and crap. It's my fashion choice and I'll not be hinder by a gay ass school rule such as that! SCREW YOU EDUCATION SYSTEM! Why_are_you_still_Here? Obsessive Compulsions?: Ripping up paper, talking to myself, telling a story to myself, having a song play in my head during the early morning (It's like my brain's a radio! 0:-), the coffee creamer thing as mentioned earlier, saying sorry to inanimate objects (such as a chair, a table after tripping over them) the ungodly need for Monster or Java Monster, my habit of butting into a conversation when something gets my ear, tapping my fingers to the beat of a song in my head, having everything in a certain in order (as seen with this page...), memorizing song lyrics and recalling if needed, folding strips of paper into sixteen squares and using said strip of paper for a book mark; among other things. ;-) The_End_ Well, now you know a little more about me. I'll edit this and add more in due time, so for now, love me like I'm your true sister or something. Events That May Stop Me From Adding Chapters Or Stuff To Meh Stories: MY SWEET SIXTEEN!: NaNaNaNaNa! NaNaNaNaNa! NaNaNaNaNa! I'm sixteen and your not! NaNaNaNaNa! NaNaNaNaNa! NaNaNaNaNa! Back To School Shopping: Ugh. I hate shopping for more than one reason. Which is why I vow to bring my DS with me this year, so I'll have something to do! So yeah. That should let you know what may or may not happen to meh stories. WARNING: ISABELLA-ARTEMIS-SAN WILL NOT BE HELD LIABLE FOR ANYTHING INVOLVING THE FOLLOWING: ACTS OF 100 PERCENT PURE STUPIDITY, ACTS OF VIOLENCE IN SCHOOL OR AT HOME, THE RECREATION AND RE-ENACTMENT OF ANY OF THE STUNTS MENTIONED IN ANY STORIES, FOOD SPEWING ACROSS YOUR ROOM IN A FIT OF LAUGHTER, DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER, LAPTOP, MP3 PLAYER, OR I-POD DUE TO YOU DRINKING AND LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME, BROKEN BONES, LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS, RANDOM THOUGHTS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH SCHOOL, WORK, OR CHORES, YOUR HEALTH, YOUR SOCIAL LIFE, ANY DATES THAT YOU MAY HAVE CANCELED BECAUSE YOU BECAME TO ABSORB IN THE FANFICTION TO REMEMBER, HUMMING, EXCESSIVE GOOGLE USE, BUYING OF ANY PARAPHERNALIA RELATED TO THE FANFICTION CATEGORY, CAT FIGHTS, BROKE RIBS, STOMACH ACHES, OR ANY SCREAMING, YELLING, FIGHTS, SHOUTING MATCHES, AND LOSS OF COMPUTER PRIVILEGES DUE TO YOU BEING HERE. But my letter hasn't come yet. X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_X_ If I were to be Sorted I would be either a Gryffindor or a Slytherin. Although, I'd be more Gryffindor than Slytherin. I would be friends with Harry, Ron, & Hermione if given the chance. If also given the chance, I would borrow Harry's Invisibility Cloak, as well as the Marauder's Map and sneak out the castle during double period classes to enjoy a nice day either on school grounds or in Hogsmeade. I would also play as many pranks on other teacher, students, & Filch as possible, taking the place of Fred & George, getting my supplies from Weasleys Wizard Wheezes, as well as promoting their shop at school. My favorite teachers would be Snape and McGonagall. If I were a Gryffindor and had Snape for Potions, I would be the opposite of Hermione, be the only Gryffindor that he either likes or tolerates, behave myself, and try to make sure that Ron & Harry don't attack Malfoy with Potion ingredients. I would at some point, to conduct inter-house unity, date Draco Malfoy. I would also forcibly join Harry, Ron & Hermione on their prolonged 'camping trip' and tag along with Harry for the final battle, hiding in the trees until something bad happens.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JwS4ZFcBZWo&NR=1 http://ninjatoadsatemybaby.deviantart.com/art/Sasuke-s-Inner-Child-73793797 http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=1465750350 http://www.myspace.com/itachi_misa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnk5dQ8rjS8 http://izzyisozaki.deviantart.com/journal/17987887/ Controversial Issues: 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. (Sure. My brother's 6ft 2in and I'm only 5ft 8in. WHY HAVEN'T I GROWN!) 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. (I'm already consider crazy by my family and classmates. Not like it's gonna matter.) 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we, as a society, expressly forbid single parents to raise children. (I know a girl who's mom is single and she's doing okay without a dad.) 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage F.Y.I: Number seven pisses me off the most. The child will not turn out gay if with gay parents. Maybe have some issues if they walked in on their parents having sex, but not be gay. Their sexuality is up to them. The child will not become gay if the parents are gay. More Random Stuff (I stole some from my friend's profile.) A friend is someone who will pay 300 dollars to get you out of jail. A TRUE friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn! That was fun! We gotta do that again!". Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. "Dude. That is so punk rock." - Jack Black from School of Rock (It's when the kids pick him up for Battle of the Bands) If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile! (I did! I was trying to get my CD player to work!) During photosynthesis, water breaks up into one Hydrogen, Oxygen and an Electron... so in short, water is a H.O.E "Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid" -Jack Sparrow A friend will console you when you're rejected by that person you like, but a REAL friend would march right up to them and say 'It's because you're gay, isn't it?' Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wrap a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower? If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order? This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on. I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding... 'Dude, Get your ass outside and leave me the hell alone! Go bother someone other than me. And when you find out that none of our fucking friends are home, then drag your sorry ass inside and watch tv, And if you don't want to watch tv, then go play a fucking video game, and if you don't want to do that then go kill your self, you jackass!' -- I said that to my brother cause he was pissing me off! As you may have seen, I have a problem with cursing. There are three kinds of people in this world, one who wishes things to happen, one who makes things happen, and...one who wonders what the hell just happened. "Nobody move! I dropped my brain." Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Some people dream, some people think, some people plan, some people do, and some people don't. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. If you have ever told a person your name and you never got their's, copy and past this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: yourdanyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher, forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, Misa-Uchiha-Uzumaki-San are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. If you're a Twilight addict, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile! SasuNaru or SasuSaku? Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura Sasuke and Naruto have saved each others lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on. Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill. Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just...stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II! Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart. It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree. Written by "Tesina Gela Gardner" & stolen from "darkalbino" You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: You think about SasuNaru 24/7; You dream about SasuNaru all the time; You try to throw stuff at Sakura when she try’s to ask Sasuke out; You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between your two favorite bishounen; You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended; You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels; You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over (Where the hell is the time skip! I'm getting really Pissed Off!); You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the time skip; Everyday you sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit you soon; You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not Pro-SasuNaru should all go to the most horrible place in the world, like oh say..., hell for example; You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!; You love reading 'darkalbino's' profile ; You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the time skip; You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (Yet you think its cute cause Sasuke get jealous. Shannaro!); You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new Doujinshi’s; You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing; You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much; Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary); You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke; You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together; SasuNaru is your Anti-drug; You talk about it all the time and your friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!) Whenever you hear the word “Sauce” you add a “Sue Nah Roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" ; You almost broke your computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark; You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (Did you cheat on him bastard! XD); You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (Grabs a tissue); You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing; You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”; You put 20 or more pictures on your i-pod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:; You try to convince some of your close friends to like it; (sighs) You wonder what your mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was; You sigh as this list ends; You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (Page 10) And You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (Jealous much?) Stories: TRYING TO UPDATE! Ideas: All the rookies, Gai's team, and their senseis will be there, as well as fruit punch spiked with alcohol, the Sand Siblings and Akamaru. Some of the girl would be in the moon bounce, as well as Rock Lee (screaming about youth), and the other's would be inside getting drunk off their asses! Then everyone would come inside for cake and Sasuke would drag Naruto outside with him, to the moon bounce of course, while both are drunk outta their heads, and have hot sex with him. And with that the story now know as: Spiked Punch, Moon Bounces, and Sex! will be written...When I get the chance to write it! I know, I know, you read all this to find out I might not write it, but I promise, I'll get Spiked Punch, Moon Bounces, and Sex! written as soon as possible! That's my nindo! I'm emo so I must cut my wrist. Repost this if you think stereotyping is wrong. Write in Bold what you are or just put them down. I was at lunch in my old school (a few months before I moved), and one of my friends, Roberto, sneaked up behind me. I got scared and elbowed him in the nuts. Me: Oh my god! I'm so sorry, Roberto! Roberto (in pain): It's okay... Katie: Laughing too hard to talk. Another memory from my past: I was working on a project with a classmate named David for a book called 'Things Not Seen' right? And I was sitting at the computer for said project in a wheely/spiny. David was playing the role of the main character. We were playing out the scene at the library, where the girl needs help figuring something out and the invisible boy helps her, and she get scared because of his help and she runs over his foot with the spiny/wheely chair. And I kinda, sorta did the same thing that the girl did to the invisible boy to David. I pushed back on the chair to stand up and I didn't know that his foot was in the path of the chair, and I ended up running over his foot with the chair. But at the time I was really sorry that I hurtted him but now that I'm looking back at that day, It's kinda funny that I hurt him. Then again, I was only twelve at the time and now I'm three, almost four year older than I was then and looking back as mentioned before, It's kinda funny that I hurt him. Even More Random Stuff: "If there's no exit, make one!"- Edward Elric (manga) "I'm not an optimist. I'm just stubborn, that's all."- Edward Elric (manga) Ho-lla-back-girl. I have no idea what it means, but apparently, Gwen Stefani isn't one and it has something to do bananas.- Anonymous You think you're all that and a bag of chips? Well, I'm all that and a bag of Skittles! So taste my rainbow, bitch!- Anonymous People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.- Anonymous Okay, so what's the speed of dark?- Anonymous I'm going to live life or die trying.- Anonymous Therapist=The/rapist...scary thought.- Anonymous Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer.- Anonymous How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom you're on.- Anonymous Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.- Anonymous I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.- Anonymous When life hands you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of life and run like hell.- Anonymous If you know me, chances are that you hate me.- Anonymous I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming that they deserve it.- Anonymous An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.- Anonymous Have you ever noticed, that if you rearrange the letters in the word 'mother-in-law,' they come out to spell Women Hilter?-Anonymous Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me! I quit!'- Anonymous Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy...Because one little smile can cover up a million tears.- Anonymous Tell the truth and run.- Anonymous To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.- Anonymous Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.-Anonymous Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid that I'll take over.- Anonymous Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love love Mickey Mouse?- Anonymous "Hi! I'm probably home; just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you." - Anonymous Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.- Oscar Wilde Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, while the rest is spent telling us to sit down and shut up.- Anonymous All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.- Anonymous Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom say that you can still keep it.- Anonymous When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.- Anonymous Friends will always be like 'Well, you deserve better,' but best friends will be prank-calling them, saying 'You will die in seven days...'- Anonymous What happens if you get scared half to death twice?- Anonymous Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy. Check 3 friends. If they're okay, you're it.- Anonymous Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to look at the directions, they say not to turn it upside down.- Anonymous Education is important; school however, is another story.- Anonymous Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through.- Anonymous Are children who act in 'R' rated movies allowed to see them?- Anonymous More Random Shit. Trick-or-Treating: It's cool until you're 18/19. But then you can go t.p. someone's home and egg their car and scare the fucking five year old brats for their candy. Thanksgiving: Sucks monkey balls. Why sit with family and eat turkey when you can sit in your room and eat left overs from the night before? Ramen: EAT IT! You pass it in the soup aisle at Shop Rite and think 'Oh! I'll try that! It seems good.' But you don't even touch the package, now do you? TRY IT! Take 3-minutes to cook and is cheap! YOU SUCK ASS! Christmas: You didn't get what you want? Oh well. Your mom and dad are cheap, OKAY! When you get a credit card, you can buy the shit you want from past a Christmas. Easter: STUPID! Jesus ain't real. If he was, why ain't he walking in front of me say that for my sins, I'll visit Satan when I die? Hmmm? Really, My dad lost his nine year old sister when he was a kid. If god was real, then my dad would have 3 reasons why his sister died at the hands of 'god'. Number one: God is a sick pedophile who killed his sister for cheap kicks Number two: God thought it was her time to go Number three: He did it to have any other god laugh with him at my dad's sister's death. I-phone: One of my friend's friend's pressed some buttons in an odd pattern and it broke. If the I-phone can break that fast when you're pissed off or something, then why buy it? Friends or best friends FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD and GRANDMA and GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DAMN that was fun." FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry...just laugh about it when you're not down anymore FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Dude drink the rest of that you know we don't waste." FRIENDS: Will ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit Here is a copy of the Forty Nine Laws of Anime, copy it if you're a anime writer. Forty-Nine laws of Anime: Originally compiled and edited by: Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito. Added to by: Isabelle-Artemis-San 1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity 2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation 3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics 4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion 5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion 6. Law of Temporal Variability 7. First Law of Temporal Mortality 8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality 9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis 10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity 11. Law of Inherent Combustibility 12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission 13. Law of Energetic Emission 14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude 15. Law of Inexhaustability 16. Law of Inverse Accuracy 17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability 18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity 19. Law of Demonic Consistency 20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability 21. Law of Tactical Unreliability 22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability 23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality 24. Law of Americanthropomorphism 25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality 26. Law of Feline Mutation 27. Law of Conservation of Firepower 28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence 29. Law of Melee Luminescence 30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism 31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability 32. Law of Follicular Permanence 33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics 34. Law of Probable Attire 35. Law of Musical Omnipotence 36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination 37. Law of Extra-dimensional Capacitance 38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission 39. Law of Inverse Attraction 40. Law of Nasal Sanguination 41. Law of Xylolaceration 42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence 43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia 44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation 45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis 46. Law of Flimsy Incognito 47. Law of big boobed-ness 48. Law of Height 49. Law of Badass-ness In most or all animes, when a person has a trench coat on, it will flair out behind them when performing certain actions which qualifies as 'Total Badass-ness' to the average human being, who's coat won't be able to do that. Unless your in 'The Matrix.' Then it counts. (Me) Umm... I think that's it. For now. I may or may not add more later on. (Naruto, Bleach, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, Ouran High School Host Club, Vampire Knight, Code Geass, and Death Note people) See ya next time on: Isabelle-Artemis-San's profile! Please read and review her stories! All good and awesome reviews will provide the fuel for her to update! All flames earned will be used to cook her ramen and s'mores. Or be used to burn firewood. | |||||||||||
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