Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Beka Cooper series.

Bite Me 23 is now xoJaymexo. Please take note of this change!

Please read below to see my stories now and the ones to come. Thank you!

Hello everybody!

It's Jayme here.

As a sidenote: the link at my homepage leads to another site (harrypotterfanfiction . com) that I have an account on. The story "The Witch in the Rain" is called "Desideratum" on that site, and has been changed, edited, overall made better. You can also see some of my other stories, once they have been Validated. I am currently working on getting a Banner for Desideratum, so if you know anything about that, get thee hence to The Dark Arts website (link can be found on HPFF, to which the link can be gotten from my homepage link)! Silent Hopes needs one, as well, but I need one for Desideratum more. :)

Things I Like: Harry Potter, tennis, my kitty and puppies, my portable heater, writing...

Things I DONT Like: annoying people, my Theater teacher, cold, rain (especially when I am both cold and wet), when my stories aren't cooperating, Twilight (absolutely horrible plot, and no character developement)...

Stories:

The Witch in the Rain- can be found on HPFF (link at homepage) as Desideratum--> is a story about Lily and James, and what would happen if somethings were different. In canon up to 4th book.

Silent Hopes- can be found on HPFF--> is a short one-shot (I personally think it is one of my better ones!) about Ginny, and her POV about the Final Battle. Is somewhat Drabble-like, I suppose.

Nightmare- a Beka Cooper: Terrier fic, a little bit different than my other ones. Please take a look at it and let me know what you think about the POV.

That's it, really. I have some other ones that are one-shots, but they are mostly Twilight. My other Twilight Stories will be deleted.

Stories in the Works:

Marnie: not even close to done-- the story about Harry Potter's twin Sister, Marnie, who will be going to a totally different school...is truly fascinating to me. It is the beginning of the story, and will span the Harry Potter books. I don't know when it will be posted, it depends on the poll results.

In the Dark of the Moon: not even close to done-- a story about the Trio + Ginny. MAJOR AU! More details will come when I have gotten further. I am currently typing up Chapter 3. My muse is somewhat...sporadic. :)

A Mother's Love: short story, five chapter max-- a tale of Harry and Ginny, if the war lasted for longer than what we see in the books. Is definetly AU, and completely depressing. I have been told it is quite good. :)

Tell Them: A Beka/Rosto one shot, written a little...differently. I would appreciate some feedback, it will be up soon. I promise, I am working on it this. very. instant.

I'm doing one of these...totally a low point in my life. ;) lol just kiddding, just kidding.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. (I HATE THIS ONE TO...)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (this one pisses me off to...)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (quite the contrary, actually. You can ask any of my friends.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (mine is seriously out there and snarky. I don’t deny the crazy thing, though.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (only when they annoy me!)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I am a little bit of a loud-mouth, but only because I truly believe what I say.)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (isn’t that what I’m highlight against? Common sense these days…)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I will slap you if you ever say that to my face. Ask my friends.)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a BOOOKWORM. (don’t EVEN get me STARTED)
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (I just think it’s pretty…)
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm OBSESSED with fan fiction so I MUST have no life
I dont like FOOTBALL so I must be UNAMERICAN. (psh.)