I MADE THIS AND I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF FOR HAVING THE ABILITY TO DO SO!! YAY!

A man was talking to an institution worker and asked him, "how do you know when someone needs to be put in an insitution?"

The worker replied, "We put them in a tub full of water and give them three items: a spoon, a cup, and a bucket. We tell them to empty out the tub."

The man piped up, "Oh, I know, you would use the bucket because it would get the water out faster than the spoon or cup!"

The worker smiled, "No, a sane person would pull the plug, would you like a bed by the window?"

Copy that into your profile if you would pick the bucket and add your name to the list: TennantFanAndSadRandomAuthor

Fav. Shows and Movies: Doctor Who, Code Lyoko, NCIS, Naruto, Ninja Warrior, Harry Potter, Twilight and all related movies, Labyrinth, Vampire Knights, iCarly, Life With Derek, any Disney Cartoon Movie made by Walt Disney (Snow White, Bambi, Cinderella, etc, I hate HSM, and stuff like that, except Camp Rock), and Invader Zim (if you don't know what that is, you suck and I hope Gir attacks you with cupcakes!!)

Fav. Bands and Artists: Jonas Brothers (I'm still a girl no matter what), Snow Patrol, The Fray, Flyleaf, Coldplay, Atreyu, Pink, Matchbox Twenty, Daughtry, Life House, David Cook, Rob Thomas, Green Day, almost everything except Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus (I just want to kill her!!)

Fav. Books: Harry Potter, Twilight series, TTYL series, Zink (a book that I think may have never existed because I cant find it anywhere even though I remember reading it and really liked it and tried to steal it from the school library at one point in time...sorry, random talking, had to get that out of my system, back to the list now peoples) To Kill A Mocking Bird, The Lottery Rose, and whatever else I missed.

Fav. Characters from Fav. shows and movies: Doctor Who: Tenth Doctor (duh, he's the best one so far), Rose Tyler, Martha Jones Code Lyoko: Ulrich, Aelita, Tealia, Antea (Aelita's Mother) NCIS: Ziva, Abby, Tim, Tony, Gibbs, EVERYBODY!! Naruto: Shikamaru (so hot!!), Hinata, Neji, Kiba (Yess!!), Kakashi (my big brother, so I call him), TenTen, Tsunade, and the older Naruto Harry Potter: Harry, Hermione, Ginny, Cedric (only cuz he's Edward) Seamus (I love my Irish boys!) Twilight: Edward, Esme, Alice, Carlisle, Bella, and everyone except Jacob (get a clue you dog!! Bella and Edward are married!!) Labyrinth: Sarah, the Gobling King Invader Zim: Gir, Gir, Gir, Gir, Gir, Gir, Gir, Gir, Gir, Gir, did I mention Gir? This List is getting to Long, I'm gonna stop there. Look on Wikipedia if you don't know any of these people, cuz I'm not good with explanations, but If you don't know who Gir is then SHAME ON YOU!!

If you have ever forgotten which way to screw the cap back on to a soda bottle, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think those flavouring packets in the Ramen Noodles should be bigger, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten high off of those stupid pixie sticks (it's possible) paste this in your profile

If you are so in-love with Naruto that you are willing to live the rest of your life in an empty apartment eating nothing but Ramen, paste this into your profile.

If you understand what I mean when I say that technically every human is a homo, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: TennantFanAndSadRandomAuthor.

(Email me if you don't understant how every human is a homo, Ill be happy to explain ;P)

If you have been considered as antisocial by everyone but yourself, paste this in your profile

If you carry a notepad or piece of paper around with you at all times for when you get an idea for a new story, paste this in your profile.

If a teacher, principal, or anyone of that high athority has ever asked you if you were bipolar and your not, or at the time didn't know what bipolar was so you couldn't say yes or no, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: TennantFanAndSadRandomAuthor,

If you are bipolar, depressed, or just completely insane, paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a teacher question you about your sanity, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: TennantFanAndSadRandomAuthor,

If you think school revolves too much around sports (especially football) paste this in your profile and help me fight the football mania that has taken over schools by adding your name to the list: TennantFanAndSadRandomAuthor,

If you own any article of clothing made by Tripp, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a girl and you don't wear make-up, or if you are a guy and you do, paste this in your profile because you rock

If you care about other peoples feelings, paste this in your profile

If you don't care what other people think about you or your clothes, about how much money you have, or about how pretty you are, paste this in your profile.

If you know more than you should, paste this in your profile then laugh at yourself because you know more than you should

"If idiots could fly this place would be a frigid airport.."

whispers"I see dead donkeys..."

"Your just jealous because the voices talk to me!"

"I hear voices...and they don't like you..."

"We are all the same color...when you turn out the lights."

"They laugh at me, because Im different..I laugh at them because they are all the same.."

"Put a smile on your face!"

"Its ok, to be different.."

"You say CrAzY like its an insult"

"Normal people scare me..."

If you have ever run into a door or wall, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think your cat is strange, post this onto your profile.

If you have walked into a room and then absolutely forgotten what you went in there to do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 of teens would die if brands like Hollister and Abercrombie told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 laughing your butts off at the others, copy and paste this into you're profile.

"When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in its eyes." Unknown.

"Where there's a will, I wanna be in it." Unknown.

"God may have created man before women but there is always a rough draft before the masterpeice." Unknown.

"Death and taxes may be the only certain things in life, but at least death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets." Joe Moore.

"Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to." Jamie Lee Curtis.

"I spent my 30s fixing everything I broke in my 20s." Eddie Murphey.

"Women are like the police: they can have all the evdience in the world, but they still want a confession." Unknown.

Murdered me.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, TennantFanAndSadRandomAuthor (GRAVITY IS A MYTH!!)

Marriage is a human right, not a heterosexual privelege. Add this to your profile if you agree

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

I'm stealing a bunch of quotes I like from WeaselChick's profile

I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends wouldn't talk to me.

I'm smiling because you've all finally managed to drive me insane.

Please don't make me angry. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

The voices in my head don't like you and wish you'd go away.

It's funny until someone looses an eye. Then, hey! Free eyeball!

The voices may not be real, but they have some good ideas.

I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy it!

Embrace the madness.

Three can keep a secret if two are dead.

I looked up at the stars one night and thought, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'

Blood is thicker than water. Tastes better too.

I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge . . . I laugh harder!

Smile . . . it confuses people

The word listen has the same letters as the word silent.

A kid once asked me "Why is it raining?" I replied, "God is crying." The kid asked me "Why is God crying?" I answered, "Probably something you did."

I'm not paranoid . . . but everyone else thinks I am.

Chaos . . . panic . . . disorder . . . My work here is done!

Never underestimate stupid people in large groups.

If you stay calm in the midst of chaos . . . . . you probably don't understand it . . . . .

My mind not only wanders . . .. Sometimes it never comes back.

If at first you don't succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

Put down the chocolate and no one gets hurt!

I'm just one big F?&#ing ray of sunshine. Aren't I?

Do you know how to play dead? . . . . . . . Will you?

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.

I know how you feel. I just don't care.

It's cute how stupid you are.

I just realized. I don't care.

I'm not mean; you're just a sissy.

School prepares you for the real world. Which also sucks.

Teachers are great. Whatever. Can I have an A?

You're ugly and that's funny.

Cute but psycho. Things even out.

It's all about me. Deal with it.

You suck and that's sad.

Cute but kind of evil.

Hi. Eat me.

If knowledge is power, and power corrupts...then SCHOOL IS EVIL!

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!

I used to have a split personality problem. Don't worry; we're okay now.

Sometimes I creep myself out.

Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.

Welcome to my world! Now go home.

I was hearing voices in my head before it was cool.

You suck big time.

Hi. Cram it.

Whatever, you moron.

I hate everything.

Love sucks big time.

I hate you so bad.

It's fun to write things about the bitches I hate.

Make the stupid people shut up.

Your anger makes me happy.

Don't make me maul you.

Have a great day, you worthless turd.

Not fair to you how cool I am.

Let's focus on me.

Life. Get one.

These are from a fan's profile.

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door." -Hikaru

"There is no need to fear the monster lurking in the dark if you are that monster." -Anonymous

"When life gives you lemons, get the hell over it and throw them at people."-BroKenDreaMs

"Sleep is an unfortunate biological requirement that both wastes time and leaves one vulnerable." -Aloysius Pendergast

We can mean many things: We three, we the people, and my personal favorite: WEEEEEEEEEE! - Cosmo, Fairly Odd Parents

Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world. - R.D. Lang

Stop the Pairing Wars

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them:

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. (I want fudge now)

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills regularily, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile.

If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile. (about the only grammar thing I know! :3)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are SO INCREDIBLY SICK of people blaming society for their own stupid decisions, copy this onto your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile (Not just that we make up our own songs and sing them in public)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.-

If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

M.A.T.H.S - Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students

Murderer? well thats a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a morality technition.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (I am the retarded vampire! hear me roar!)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (my brother says that in the 4th dimension my guts are on the outside)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD THE SUDDEN DESIRE TO OWN A TAZER, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile

.If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)

If you know someone who should be run over by a Train, copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua.animegurl715, Hiraku Productions, Xiaolindragonofenergy, I-Breached-UR-Security,alliandrina TennantFanAndSadRandomAuthor

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad they cry. If you're a girl who can kick a boy's butt so bad it can make them cry like a girl, copy this onto your profile

"If you walked by a street and you was walking a concrete and you saw a rose growing from concrete, even if it had messed up petals and it was a little to the side you would marvel at just seeing a rose grow through concrete. So why is it that when you see some ghetto kid grow out of the dirtiest circumstance and he can talk and he can sit across the room and make you cry, make you laugh, all you can talk about is my dirty rose, my dirty stems and how am leaning crooked to the side, u can't even see that I've come up from out of that"

Don’t think of the bad, don't let a persons appearance fool you, some guy who looks like he's no good could be one of the most amazing ppl you meet, not because he's had a bad life, but because he was able to rise up through all of the bullshit threw at him, and he's still able to smile and laugh.

Jeremy: Ooh. Just before we do the news, we've had a letter. Got to share it with you... um... Here- pink note paper- all the i's have got little circles on them- ready? Dear Richard...

Richard: very calm thus far Oh, right.

Jeremy: reading Yeah, I watch Top Gear, I think you're the best looking guy on the program.

Richard: frowning That's hardly an achievement, is it?

Jeremy: You're cool- fair point- he means that it's hardly an achievement to be the best looking guy, not that Hammond is cool You're cool, good looking, ace hairstyle, wicked clothes...

Richard: She said that? She sounds all right!

Jeremy: Best wishes... that's ah- that's um, Stuart.

Audience laughs

Richard: It's a modern world, that's all right.

Jeremy: But it gets better, because would you like to know Stuart's address?

Richard: Not really, no...

Jeremy: The Folkston Wing, Her Majesty's Prison, Broadmore.

Richard: Broadmore?

Jeremy: He's getting out soon and he wants to know-

Richard: But he could be watching now! Shut up!

Jeremy: Raising a hand to shush Hammond No, listen- 'What did you do with all of the shirts from the last series; can I have them?'

Richard: No! No you c- Or wait, yes, I- How long's he gonna be... at that address...? Do we know?

James: Um, it's better than that. Stuart, come on in! Richard is terrified No, I'm kidding.

Richard: I don't like that.

Master: I could make tea. Or isn't that American enough? I don't no, I could make grits. What are girts anway?

Doctor: I know what it's like, its like when you fancy someone and they dont even no you exist.

Jack to Martha: You to huh?

Master: Doctor.

Doctor: Master.

Master: I like it when you use my name.

Donna: Why'd you call me miss?! Do I look single?!

Doctor (Sings): Who to Rassilon's Tower would go. Must choose above, between, below.
Brigadier: Are you in pain, Doctor?
Doctor: Age has not mellowed you, has it, Brigadier? I was, in fact, recalling an old nursery rhyme about the Dark Tower.
Brigadier: Does it help?
Doctor: Considerably more than you.

Tegan: You mean you're deliberately choosing to go on the run from your own people in a rackety old TARDIS?
Doctor: Why not? After all, that's how it all started!

Turlough: Are you all right?

Doctor: Just a twinge of cosmic angst

Master to Doctor: Oh, how to shut him up?

Doctor: Not allowed? Me? I'm allowed everywhere!

Master: I know you will find this difficult to believe, but this time I mean you no harm.

Doctor: Like Alice, I try to believe three impossible things before breakfast.

Doctor: Oh, marvelous... you're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation!

Rani about the Master: What's he up to now? It'll be something devious and overcomplicated. He'd get dizzy if he tried to walk in a straight line.

Rani about humans: They're carnivores; what harm have the animals in the fields done them? The rabbits they snare, the sheep they nourish to slaughter -- do they worry about the lesser species when they sink their teeth into a lamb chop?

Doctor: The Rani is a genius. Shame I can't stand her. I wonder if I was particularly nice to her, she might -- nope, no, of course not...

Doctor: Don't move, Peri, don't move! The tree won't hurt you!

Master to Doctor: Are you asking me out on a date?

Master: So, Earthlings, basically, erm, end of the world.

Doctor: I see you have been busy.

Davros: Whereas you have been stupid, Doctor.

Doctor: Prerogative of a Time Lord.

Doctor: We haven't got much time. If there's pilot fish, then there's... stops short; pulls a green apple out of his pocket Why is there an apple in my dressing gown?

Jackie: Oh, that's Howard; sorry.

Doctor: He keeps apples in his dressing gown?

Jackie: He gets hungry.

Doctor: What, he gets hungry in his sleep?

Jackie: Sometimes.

Doctor: It's the city of New New York! Strictly speaking, it's the fifteenth New York since the original, so that makes it New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New New York.

Doctor: Are you my mummy?

Master: No! No, that wasn't funny. Hmm. You see, I'm not making myself very clear. Funny is like this (puts on exaggerated smiley face). Not funny is like this (frowny face). And right now, I'm not like (smiley face) I'm like (frowny face)

"What are doing here?"
"I live here."
"Well, what you do that for?"
"Coz I do."
~ The Ninth Doctor and Rose Tyler

"Look at these people. Look at their potential. From the moment they stepped onto the planet, binking and step into the sun. More to be seen than can ever be seen, more to do than - Oh, wait... Oh, I'm sorry that's the lion king."
~ Tenth Doctor

And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb."
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, mechostic lion."
~ Edward Cullen and Bella Swan

"You should probably know that I’m breaking the rules right now. Well, not technically, since he said I was never to walk through his door again, and I came in the window… But, still, the intent was clear."
~ Edward Cullen

"I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object."
~ Edward Cullen.

"Does my being half naked bother you?"
~ Jacob Black

"Why am I covered in feathers?"
~ Bella Swan

If you read to the endo of this, copy this into your profile!