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Author has written 37 stories for Bleach, Twilight, and Naruto. Please don't send me chain letters if you're going to email me, because then I feel bad because I never send them to anyone and it could be a sad one! So please don't email them to me! Team Jacob! Because Edward doesn't have fluffy wolf ears! The link above I took from some else's profile BUT I'm passing around the reason to be TEAM JACOB! TEAM BLACKWATER! Because Leah pwns Nessie AND her and Jacob make a cute pair! http://onlyintwilight.ning.com/ Old User Name: Benehime/Benihime - Ichimaru's Wife youtube account: EvilChocoKitty Age: Your as old as you think right?... Shit I'm like two then... Sex: You wish you could have this. Name: Ookami Suki Uchiha (Y'all dont need my real name X33) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciWe8qbWjDM Current Obsession(s): Escape the Fate (full of the sexiest guys in the world) Craig Mabbit and Max Green (my soul mates bitches) Ronnie Radk (I love him, he's sexxah!) Jacob Black (from the Twilight Series) The Twilight Series (except BD the thing good about is it has Leah & Jacob in it) Blackwater (Jacob/Leah) Favorite Leah Clearwater Quotes: "Despite my best efforts, I’ve seen you naked before – doesn’t do much for me, so no worries." "I wasn’t born a compassionless shrew. I used to be sort of nice, you know." "This is making me sick, Jacob. Can you imagine what this feels like to me? I don’t even like Bella Swan. And you’ve got me grieving over this leech-lover like I’m in love with her, too. Can you see where that might be a little confusing? I dreamed about kissing her last night! What the hell am I supposed to do with that?" "It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it? I’m joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires’ guard dogs." "That’s the funny thing about knowing you can’t have something. It makes you desperate." In my mind, Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster, is at the bottom of a lake where it belongs. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile. I like to write drama, humor, and romance stories. Funny thing is I'm not girlie far from it. Sweets are my best friend not diamonds surprise! When I write my stories its late at night thats when I get my ideas. I LOVE stuffed animals as soon as people walk in my room that's what they see. Fav couples are : (Twilight): JacobxLeah, JacobxBella, EmbryxLeah(WHAT! Its adorable...) (Bleach) HitsugayaxMasumoto IchigoxRukia RenjixMomo UlqiuxOrihime (Naruto) SakuraxSasuke NarutoxHinata ShikamaruxTemari. Couples I HATE: (Twilight) JacobxNessie (do I have to explain? Total pedo-ish...) (Bleach) IchiHime RenRuki HitsuHina YuroSoi GinMasu (Naruto) NaruSaku, SasuIno, ShikIno Things I hate: seafood, coutry music, jazz, Ino, Nessie (from Twilight) I prefer dubbed anime because I no likey to read the subs been I miss half the effin show just reading! My favorite qoutes are: "Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives." "Boys are like lava lamps fun to look at, but not very bright." "I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay." "I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minuet of it." "Every time you act stupid, the bunny hits his head. Please think of the bunny!" "When I said 'I'd hit that.' I meant with my car." "I'm the type of girl who will laugh at a scary movie, but screams bloody murder when toast pops out the toaster." "I need tacos or I'll asplode... I do that sometimes" Gir's fav quote! "It's only rape if you forget to yell 'surprise' first. If you do, then… it's surprise sex." I call people fuzz bags MY WORD COPY RIGHT OF ME! Steal it and I'll KILL you. I'm a little angel (pft lies). Cookies were made for hurting people. Sharp objects are fun! Playing grit ball is fun! I'll explain how you play: 1: Get your boyfriend your about to dump 2: Get some nice boiling hot grits on the stove. 3: A well balanced pan for hitting people. 4: Take the grits from the stove and THROW THEM ON HIM!! 5: Then beat him with a pan! If you people haven't noticed yet I love violence and sharp objects, oh and here's some advice, cutting yourself gets you nowhere and it hurts like a bitch! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Kinkatia, Portagas D. Yumi., Rangiku Hitsugaya 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing. If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy and paste this into your profile. A good or best friend! A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. Rant of the week!: I wanna marry Jacob Black, but I can't because a baby stole him from my grasp! I was so fucking close! Pics for Beautiful Disaster Bride's maid's dresses Leah's dress after she pulled the bottom off Leah's dress before she pulled the bottom off Leah's H&M outfit http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O4_rodn2vMA/SIWIlqz1zjI/AAAAAAAAAGU/kpGdDEkU15U/S1600-R/DSCF3165.JPG List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Leah 2.Jacob 3. Seth 4.Paul 5. Embry 6. Quil 7. Jasper 8. Alice 9.Emmett 10. Rosalie 11.Jared 12. James 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Quil/Jared? No, I haven’t read one, but I bet reading one would be funny! 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If James got Alice pregnant I think Jasper would go emo. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? About Emmett? Yes and they were uh…not children appropriate… 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Quil/Leah I think I can see that, but she works better with Jacob ;) 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Embry/Emmett or Embry/Rosalie? Hmm, I think either way Embry would get ‘fixed’ 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Jasper walked in on Jacob/James…I think…he would commit suicide ._. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Seth/Rosalie: Seth imprints on Rose, but will he beat all the odds to get with her? 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Leah/Alice …gees, I don’t know and I don’t want to know…10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. 11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? Mistaken Idendity by Delta Goodrem 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Leah/Quil/James Warning: Flying limbs 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Embry It was funny and…weird… 14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).” "Leah and Jasper are in a happy relationship until Emmett runs off with Paul. Leah, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jared and a brief unhappy affair with James , then follows the wise advice of Embry and finds true love with Seth.” Uhm, that doesn’t weird at all XD I wouldn’t read it, but hey you people might like it XD Accomplisment of the month: I ran a mile while I sick and it was my time of the month! I was so proud! I got 8:47! Yay me! I expeirenced real toture and took like a man! YEAH! | |||||||||||||||
1. Super Sonic SongFic ContestOh yes, a song fic contest for a one-shot, all rules inside, its prettey much a contest where you can put whoever together whether its cannon or crack with a song fitting their situation!Twilight - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Published: 12-4-09 - Complete2. The Last Night » reviewsAs I turned to walk away Jacob grabbed my wrist and pulled the sleeve up "Lee...what's this?" I glared and pulled my wrist away. "Nothing." He looked at me and spoke in a whisper. "Have you been...cutting yourself?" Warning: Suicide attempts & self harmTwilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,246 - Reviews: 160 - Updated: 11-9-09 - Published: 4-28-09 - Jacob & Leah3. Scream reviewsLeah has a few choice words for Bella after she makes Jacob mad. *Warning: Don't read if you like Bella Mega Bella Bashing , hate cussing, OOC-ness?* Set After Jacob runs out on Bella in BD. One-Shot,Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-9-09 - Leah - Complete4. Something reviews“Then tell me you love, so I can have one moment of happiness then you can make me forget this night ever happened.” Sasuke sighed in defeat and leaned in towards her. “I love you.” SasuSaku One-shot based on the song 'Something' by Escape the FateNaruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-5-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete5. The Prince and the Snowflake » reviewsHitsugaya is from a wealthy family. A year after his mom's death his evil granny sells him to the emperor's son. His name's Ichigo, will Ichi be mean or nice? IchiHitsuBleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,871 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-9-09 - Published: 6-19-08 - Hitsugaya T. & Ichigo K.6. A Fine Frenzy » reviewsSequel to Beautiful Disaster; In a little mishap Leah learns she pregnant, soon she begins falling apart at the seams, as does her marriage and some how the Volturi are involved...Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,734 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-28-09 - Published: 4-20-09 - Leah & Jacob7. Beautiful Disaster » reviewsBefore Nessie was born Leah left La Push and she returns eight years later with a son named Anthony and Leah doesn't know that Jacob imprinted on Nessie. Jacob learns that Leah is back, but he does't know about Anthony, how will he take it? Blackwater J/LTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,984 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 4-16-09 - Published: 12-14-08 - Jacob & Leah - Complete8. Sad Love Story reviewsInstead he made her hug him one last time, say she loved him one last time and made her wear the helmet. He did that because he knew the outcome and wanted her to live even if it meant him dying.' Character Death/AU/OOCTwilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-10-09 - Jacob & Leah - Complete9. I didn't mean to hurt you » reviewsMomo went missing during the winter war and 5 years later she returns and she has two surprises with her named Akako and Kimiko...Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-25-09 - Published: 11-22-08 - Hinamori M. & Renji A.10. Worst Story Ever! » reviewsThe most random and idiotic story ever! The title is random, its pretty much full of crack filled stories, fangirls, cheese, monkeys and the best thing ever...NINJAS! Oh shizz amazing I know!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-25-09 - Published: 2-14-0911. Friday the Thriteenth reviewsOh shizz crackers! Its Friday the 13th! Leah wants to go see My Bloody Valentine with Emmett but she gets to the Cullens' she finds her greatest fear! OH SNAPS! Its quite funny :3Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-13-09 - Leah & Jacob - Complete12. Plastic Hearts reviewsFor My Valentine Contest: Leah's stuck babysitting on Valentines Day and everyone is keeping a secret from her! Just a simple V-day oneshot with all the shanagains! Blackwater! :DTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-2-09 - Jacob & Leah13. Once Upon a December » reviewsYuki, she is very beautiful, snow white hair that reaches her waist and baby blue eyes, which sometimes turns gray. The sad thing is she doesn't know who her parents are, all she knows is that everyone is keeping a secret from her, but why?Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,836 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-1-09 - Published: 11-2-0814. Bust Your Windows reviewsLeah is still angry about Sam imprinting on her cousin and shattering her heart, time for payback, bitch. So Leah decides to f*ck his car up. Based on the song 'Bust Your Windows' by Jazmine Sulliven.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-22-09 - Leah - Complete15. Kisses at Midnight reviewsSequel to 'Love with a Red Bow' "What are you standing there for? Kiss me." “Wow! Leah Clearwater asking me to kiss her? I never would have dreamed of it!” Blackwater, HAPPY NEW YEAR! One-shotTwilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-31-08 - Jacob & Leah - Complete16. Harder than You Know reviewsBells, don't talk to me, I'm trying to let go. As I said in the letter, not loving you is harder than you know.' A one-sided Jacob/Bella one-shot, based off the song Harder Than You Know by Escape the Fate.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-29-08 - Jacob & Bella - Complete17. Broken » reviewsI was broken, Edward was dead and how was going to live? My world was dark and quiet until a I heard a familair voice calling me saying 'Bells, honey, let me fix you'. It was familar...it was Jacob...Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 12-1-08 - Jacob & Bella18. Love With A Red Bow reviewsWell, if Santa were real, I would ask him for someone who loved me, under the Christmas tree with a big red bow. I think the bow would just be great, because then he’s like a real present…" Leah said, knowing any minuet Jacob would laugh. J/LTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-25-08 - Jacob & Leah - Complete19. Opposites Attract » reviewsThey say opposites attract, but does that work on people too? A series on one-shots on couples I like.....Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-20-08 - Published: 11-16-0820. Emotions » reviewsGin left Rangiku in the pits of despare, she falls ill. Toshiro and Momo get into a argument and Momo is found dead. Can these two pull thourgh these troubles together? Also Orihime is to have a kid? With Ulquiorra? WTF?Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-17-08 - Published: 8-24-08 - Hitsugaya T. & Matsumoto R.21. Sugar Rush, then Crash reviewsRukia stops by Ichigo's house on Halloween, she goes trick or treating with Ichigo and his sisters, what happens when she has to much candy?Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-31-08 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete22. Behind Closed Doors » reviewsToshiro and Momo are BFF. One day walking home from school she gets shot and dies. Ichigo is a popular high school student, when he hears about this he is shocked! IchiHitsu -summary change- No longer about abuse X3Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-26-08 - Published: 7-1-08 - Hitsugaya T. & Ichigo K.23. Singing Little Chibi reviewsAnother of my first stories thats been rotting on my PC summary: Renji catches little Toshiro singing, Matsumoto wants to hear and record it. Summary sucks but the story is cuteBleach - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-3-08 - Hinamori M. & Matsumoto R. - Complete24. Realize reviewsThis has been sitting on my PC for months! Its my first FF, so it sucks anyways summary: Rangiku is in love with her captain he just doesnt know, its all sappy and dramatic read at your own risk DXBleach - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-3-08 - Hitsugaya T. & Matsumoto R. - Complete25. Poison reviewsOrihime likes Ulquiorra, but Grimmjow likes Orihime. Sorry Grimmjow Orihime belongs to Ulquiorra :3Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-31-08 - Ulquiorra & Inoue O. - Complete26. Im Chat reviewsRukai and Yoruichi having a IM conversation! Dont read if you dont like things that have the word Yaoi in it -.-'Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-14-08 - Rukia K. & Yoruichi S. - Complete27. First Kiss! reviewsWhile staying the real world Rangiku and Toshiro, experiance something new.... HitsuMatsu! And this summary sucks!Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-19-08 - Hitsugaya T. & Matsumoto R. - Complete28. Life's Lessons reviewsHitsugaya doesn't know about 'that time of the month' for girls. He learns but gets more knowladge then asked for. He learns of the female anatomy... Rated M for talk about sexuality. Genre: Science/Humor/GeneralBleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-15-08 - Hitsugaya T. - Complete29. The Silver Fox and the Snow Bunny » reviewsOne day Gin is in the forest taking a leisurly stroll. Thats when he see a little rabbit being chased, he decides to help it. GinHitsu may be rated M for later on idk becuase I'ma lazi skank DXBleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-6-08 - Published: 6-30-08 - Ichimaru G. & Hitsugaya T.30. Pranks, GOTCHA! reviewsRengiku has a 'wonderful' idea! She's gonna play a trick on her captain. So smart I know right? Toshiro's a bit OOC. so uh sorry Also this is what happenens when I have coffee and its 4 am XDBleach - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-19-08 - Hitsugaya T. & Matsumoto R. - Complete31. Dolphin Mystery reviewsSomething is killing the dolphin claves in Virginia, and the porpoises in Scotland. Rukia, Ichigo and their teams what to know why.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-19-08 - Complete32. Royal Engagement »This is my own version of Princess Diaries: Royal Engagement. Rangiku Masumoto choose to marry Ichigo but has fallen for another.....Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,428 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 6-14-08 - Matsumoto R.33. Squeeze Pop reviewsIchiHitsu -Yaoi- Toshiro comes for a viste lets just poor Ichigo XDBleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-16-08 - Ichigo K. & Hitsugaya T. - Complete34. Our Song reviews-YAOI- Ichigo Relizes he and Toshiro don't have a song Based on 'Our Song' by Taylor Swift also I wanna thnakies Mandolina Lightrobber for pointing out my typos!Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-16-08 - Ichigo K. & Hitsugaya T. - Complete35. Wounds reviewsThe Bounty had ruined the south wall. Nanao got hurt that made Shunsui furious. He got inujured and is on the door step of death. I'm not good at summaries - -Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-08 - Nanao I. & Shunsui K. - Complete36. Confessions reviewsRangiku hosted a sleepover with Momo Rukia and Orohime they all admit who they like and have to tell the guy the like that they like them. Also i made this at 3:00 amBleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-14-08 - Complete37. Ichigo Rukia Stars reviewsRukia is drawing and Ichigo makes fun of it as always there's a shooting star and she makes a wish but he doesn't belive in shooting stars.Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-13-08 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete
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