Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, and British Comedy.

Heather is a short Canadian girl with way too much time on her hands. She enjoys reading, and making small, useless things out of smaller, even more useless things. She has a gold medal in Olympic napping (after only bribing one judge) and has read Lord of the Rings so many times she is starting to talk in the third persssssson, like Gollum. *hits herself on the head to get back into the first person*
My favourite books include: Lord of the Rings (Tolkien), Sherlock Holmes (Doyle) and 'To Serve Them All My Days' (Delderfield) 'Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy'(Adams).
I have always wished to travel to Middle-Earth, but I will not torture you by writing these dreams down and posting them. Favourite characters? I'll give the short list: all of them.
Other intrests include Whose Line is it Anyway, and comedy in general.
I am battling with an addiction, and have started my own support group: BCA (BritComs Anonymous)I have not yet graduated past the first of the steps.
I have also seen "The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert" so many times, that while I still refuse to wear sequins, I walk around humming "I don't care if the sun don't shine..."