"People are shallow things. If anyone has a bit more than they do, they're jealous, and if one has less, they look down on them."

Luka, Berserk.

I suppose this is the part where I introduced myself.

My name is Lucas, but just Cas is fine. I have a million more nicknames, so feel free to give me one at any point in time. They're my equivalent of a stamp collection, and they help make conversations more confusing.

I am fabulous, I am idiotic, I am serious. I am a lot of things. I will probably always be a lot of things. And if I am not, then I'm dead.

I have nothing else to say about myself. Really, if you talk to me you know I can go from intelligent conversation to moronic rambling in a second, and that's all that matters.

Story Information

Important Note: Several of my Naruto stories have been deleted, as well as Enter the Labyrinth. I will not post them again. I no longer care for Naruto, and I am making severe changes to Enter the Labyrinth in order to turn it into an original story. So, as I said, I will not be posting them again.

The Secrets of Neji Hyuga: Completed. This is a horrendous old crack fic. However, I won't delete it because it amuses me to no end. Wonderful, horrible crack.

Pushing Each Other Along: Completed. Somewhat old.

On Fine, Sunny Days: Completed. Somewhat old.

A is for Anger: Completed. Somewhat old.

Just a Splash in the Lake: Completed. Fairly old.

I am planning to write more fan fiction, but for the moment my focus is on my original stories.

It should be noted that I no longer care for Naruto. I also do not care much for Bakugan either. So, I suppose you could say I have moved on.

Hades: Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade! Like this!
Hades: *rams hijacked ship into mothership*
Pit: Wah! Well, that's one way to do it.
Viridi: That. Was. Awesome.