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i love Kyou! love writing! and cats. I am now currently thinking about writing a neopets stroy with two boy faeries who reintroduce boy faeries, and it will all be nothing but smut. YAY! Actually, sctratch that, because i'm way too lazy to delete it. I am starting to feel like crap for not updating A new discovery. BUT, i REEEEEEALLY dont want to. i mean, i have like, six or seven fans of the story, and i am at a total loss of inspiration. plot bunnies just hate me. i kick ass at short things, but once it gets just a smigeon too long, i cant come up with crap. not to mention that the wonderful word processor i had was DELETED by my mom. NO I AM NOT 18 YET!! so, after i whined and bitched for an hour about that, she said she'd fix it. THAT WAS ELEVEN MONTHS AGO!! and i cant find it anywhere, so crap. cant do it at school either, this sites blocked.plus, the content of the potential stories would be as far from school appropriate as is humanly possible. my eyes are hurting, my computers crap, and i have a minor headache. no, i am not this bitchy all the time, im just not having a good year so far. i am, from now on, going to post a date with every update, so you people dont get confused. if you do not live in the United States of America, then you may not be able to recognise the order. 1/10/09.

HOLY CRAP!! an actual update! WOW. my interests have, as is quite usual and often, changed almost completely. today i have changed my avatar image, which i have been meaning to do since forever. i am currently waiting for a whole bunch of crap to happen, one of them being submachine 6, which was promised to have happened before 2009. wait a second, hold on... THAT ALREADY HAPPENED!! i am, once AGAIN, getting extremely impatient for this to happen, not to mention trying to get my fix of a certain OC named Aksel, formerly Axel, created by sussiekitten, and i am SO desperate for some more of him that i could settle for more stories or chapters just with him in it. currently, im ODing on Nerds candy, computer time, and overall insanity. in case you have not yet noticed, i really like to make people laugh, which i like to accomplish by being so freakin' insane that people just cant resist the urge to laugh PLOT BUNNIES!! they hate me still. BUT, on my most favorite game ever, Fallout 3, i FINALLY managed to get to the giant heart of tree, formerly a person, and either massage it with liniment, sap, or mangle it and have irradiated blood splash all over me, become infect with Forced Evolutionary Virus (FEV) (Harolds Strain) making my skin as hard as bark. i chose to massage the giant, beating, red heart, dangling from the celing(which is directly under the tree thing named harold and Bob) like a giant, pulsating, red, weird-shaped celing light hanging down, with the liniment, and now the greeness barely an acre wide, sitting in the middle of a lifeless, desert looking ruins of DC, will spread faster. ta-ta for now! 2/7/09.

Hello! I am updating once again to tell all my fans, yes, that's right, all seven of my fans, that my interests almost completely changed again! I changed my avatar to a picture of my Lupe on Neopets, and since im back into neopets, im probably gonna UPDATE MY NEOPETS STORY!! HOLY CRAP!! its been ages since i have done crap on this site except change my avatar and bio, so im FINALLY gonna update a story!! YAAAAAAAAAAY!! 3/14/09

Sexy! This is the brand-new adjective i am currently using to describe my brand new center of obsse-affection! i meant affection! DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!! Anywhooo, my brand-new center of ob-AFFECTION, GREG SANDERS!! from CSI. I totally love him! AND, i found the sexiest pic i could find with my grandparents right behind me, (in my opinion) for my...BRAND-NEW AVATAR!!5-12-09

Supa sexy!! My center of obssesion has changed AGAIN! Now its, generally, Noel Fisher and, more specifically, Cael from The Riches! YAAAAAAAAAAY!! i changed my avatar again, which i do(in case you havent already noticed) every time my obssesion changes. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! He's my favorite actor now. in fact, i love him so much that whenever it comes to him or anybody he played, or even pronouns representing him, i bother to use correct grammar and punctuation! which i rarely ever do because i just dont give a crap. i do it for things i really like because i see it as respectful. YAY NOEL FISHER AND MORE SPECIFICALLY CAEL FROM THE RICHES!! 6/13/09

Like, holy hell!! I'm updating again! sorta. ANYWHOOOOOOOOOOO, my obssesion has changed many times, actually, since my last update, but i didn't bother to update anything, including my avatar. the reason for this is because recently, my obssesion scope has, for the first time ever, actually WIDENED to include several things at once. my interest for Noel Fisher has reduced quite a bit, and i'm not even watching the riches anymore. Over the past few months, my birthday has come and gone, my PS3 and Nintendo Wii have been put into storage for quite a while, and I now have them both back. I have also found out that Submachine 6 is supposed to come out in september of this year (which is 2009), and for those of you who are wondering (and frankly, i have no idea if anybody has even EVER read my profile), I will finally tell you my current age. As of July 20th, 2009, i have turned 15. AND, i have come up with a short little funny thing about a, so far non-existent, Sky High slash pairing which is Zach/Will. i hope you find it find it funny, whoever actually reads my profile. Here it is:

Zach and Will went up the hill

to have a little fun.

Zach dropped his pants

Will took his chance

and in him he did cum.

Also, I should have probably put this BEFORE the spoof (that's what i'm calling it), it's just a tennsy bit explicit. just a tenny weeny bit though. See you guys later!! 8/24/09

NEWS FLASH! yesterday, in the ER when I was hooked up to a heart moniter, i saw a commercial on cartoonnetwork that showed me something BEAUTIFUL, which is...(wait for it)... STOKED!! Now i'm a full-on Reef and Ty fan, plus i discovered the awesomeness of Johnny Test when i had my blood drawn. In case anybody out there wants to know WHY i was in the ER hooked up to a whole bunch of crap, i'll tell you. During the summer i didn't do CRAP. so, when friday came along i(being the good little tenth grader that i am) brought my gym clothes. which is why, after only THREE DAYS of school, nowhere NEAR enough to get me active again, i had to run a FREAKIN' MILE IN 14 MINUTES. Doing this made me dizzy, i had a hard time standing, i was DRENCHED in sweat(and i almost never sweat) so i went to the nurse where i discovered i suddenly had a very severe stutter, (which i don't have) AND that after over half an hour of laying down my pulse was still over a hundred beats per minute(the norm is 75), i had to go home. My parents took me to the ER(and thank god they did) because if someone who can talk perfectly fine(and non-stop, at that) suddenly needs two and a half minutes to say the sentence "I'm fine", OBVIOUSLY went through a WHOLE ton of crap. So, one person who probably clicked my profile accidentally and had their computer freeze, THAT'S how i ended up in the ER. anyways, im absolutely DYING for a Reef/Ty fic which i probably wont get until this time next year(and it'll probably suck) so im signing off. OH, by the way, im gonna change my avatar. 9/5/09

UPDATE! Except it doesn't really count because I just need a place to put something so I won't forget it. Wait a minute. OH MY GOD I'm using correct grammar! Don't get used to it. Ada:
Scrap Metal and Stone + Misc. Gears

Gio:
Scrap Metal and Stone + Misc Gears + Obsidian
11/16/09

My favourite character EVER(in any and all fandoms) is... Ty Ridgemount!!9-6-09

Age-Nonya

Home Town and State-Nonya, Wisconsin

Gender-Take a good ol' fashioned guess

Personality-Friendly, helpful, kinda short tempered, creative, and a bunch o' other things

Mental condition-Autistic, I have Autism

Other Crap-If you want to PM me, go right ahead. Also, nonya stands for, literally, non of your buisnsess, officially, nonya buisness.

i got this from fox gal.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

if you didnt fall for that, then congradulations, your smarter than me!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, sohma-kitty-1014, queen of sadism, Fox gal, kattastic999

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

Copy and Paste:HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

I’m the type of guy who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. (well, i know my friends are alright.)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

So im not one for chain mail but when it comes to poetry i suck :S

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Repost to show you care

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste this shit.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

I, kattastic999, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews...