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Hey! Thanks a bunch for taking your time to visit my profile! As you can see, I'm Porsche101 and let me just say that this site is probably one of the best things ever invented. If you're not with us... then get an account already! You know you want too... :DD Anyway, I hope you enjoy reading what I've posted on here and that you take a look-see before you exit! So far I'm pretty content about my stories and the reviews I've been getting. Thanks you guys! Lol. Anyway... here's some things about me, myself and I...

Real Name: Alyssa

Birthdate: July 3rd

Age: 14

Hair: Brown and straight... a little past shoulder length with side swept bangs

Eyes: Green

Appearance: Tall and average

Occupation: Freshman :D

Family: Mom, dad, seven year old bro

Add on's: Contacts

Favorite Movies: Monster House, Bruce Almighty, Cars, Ratatouille (i think i spelled that right...), Lean On Me, I Am Legend, National Treasure, Night At the Museum 1 and 2, I Robot, Twilight, Billy Madison, UP, Transformers, Spirited Away, Uncle Buck, Mall Cop, Gran Torino, Anchorman, Wedding Singer, RV and a lot of Disney movies... i have a lot of others besides Disney but i really can't think of them right now... XP

Favorite TV Shows: The Penguins of Madagascar, The Replacements, What I Like About You, I Love Lucy, Three's Company, Reba, Everybody Loves Ramond, Full House, Forensic Files, Cash Cab, How Its Made, George Lopez, Unwrapped, Dinner: Impossible and a lot of other Food Channel shows whose names i can't think of right now. Lol!

Favorite Books: Twilight Series, You Don't Know Me, Multiple Choice, Zach's Lie, Jack's Run, Midnighters series, Harry Potter series... (in other words, i'm sort of a book worm)

Favorite Items: my iPod, the computer... and that's basically it :P

Favorite Stuff To Do: take long walks alone or with my dog, write stories, draw during spare time, listen to music, play tennis, hang out w/ friends, surf the internet... and that's pretty much it unless i'm forgetting something. i know, i'm pretty boring.

Be sure to check out the 3-way diaries/stories between Esperata, Inugomegirl and me! They're for the Penguins of Madagascar and we're all doing seperate characters in the character's POV. I'm doing The Diary of Marlene, while Inugomegirl is doing The Diary of Skipper and Esperata is doing The Diary of Kowalski. Everytime someone adds a chapter to their character's diary, the other two authors takes the chapter and writes it in their character's POV. Be sure to check them out and it's loads of fun if anyone wants to start their own group! -Porsche101

Have you ever wished upon a star only to wonder if you've been heard? Have you ever woken from a dream wishing it was real? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where love and romance really does exsist?

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Some random quotes

"In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away"

"When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile"

"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching"

"I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry"

"You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel"

"Forgive your enemies, but never, never forget their names"

"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present"

"There are no accidents"

"Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around"

"What seems like the right thing to do could also be the hardest thing you have ever done in your life"

"How do you live your life, when nobody's watching?"

"Don't just reach for the stars, leap over them"

"Dear heart: I met a boy today. Prepare to shatter"

"The glass is half full"

If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.
Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Borrow money from a pessimist-they don’t expect it back.
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Never answer an anonymous letter.
I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
Few women admit their age; few men act it.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Campers: Nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes.
Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can’t.
Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
You can’t have everything; where would you put it?
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
It's not a party unless your pants match your hair colour!
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I don’t find it hard to meet expenses. They’re everywhere.
I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back.
Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
Happiness is TV shaped!
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.
I’m out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
I can handle pain until it hurts.
No matter where you go, you’re there.
If everything is coming your way, then you’re in the wrong lane.
It’s been Monday all week.
Gravity always gets me down.
This statement is false.
They told me I was gullible…and I believed them.
It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
Honk if you like peace and quiet.
The Big Bang Theory: God spoke and BANG! it happened.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like night.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Life is too complicated in the morning.
Nobody’s perfect. I’m a nobody.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
The last thing on Earth you want to do will be the last thing you do.
I intend to live forever. So far so good.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
I didn’t use to finish sentences but now I
I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can remember.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Vacation begins when Dad says, “I know a short cut.”
What’s another word for “thesaurus”?
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
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