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Author has written 52 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Labyrinth, Ironman, Breakfast Club, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sky High, Peter Pan, Life With Derek, Smallville, Pride and Prejudice, Chronicles of Narnia, Twilight, Supernatural, Girl who Leapt Through Time, Robin Hood BBC, X-Men: The Movie, Once Upon a Time, Teen Wolf, and Mansfield Park. Between the watching of Doctor Who and the reading of Meg Cabot, I'm surprised I have sufficient time to pretend to be a writer at all. | |||||||
1. you're the message i was heeding reviewsStiles Hale: Schrodinger's widow.Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,696 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-5-12 - Stiles & Derek H. - Complete2. there'll be no comfort in the shade reviewsWhen you start a story with "once upon a time," you are usually precluding the possibility of someone collapsing in the middle of Beacon Hills Mall and waking up afterwards with thirty-five years' worth of memories of being a different person crowding their head.Crossover - Teen Wolf & Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,664 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-3-12 - Lydia M. - Complete3. tell her that i miss our little talks reviewsDerek wouldn't be surprised if the Argents did, in fact, have something in the works to recoup their losses from the Integrated Species Act. It's just borderline inconceivable that they're using time-traveling vampires on kelpies to do it. / Harry Potter AUTeen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-4-12 - Stiles & Derek H. - Complete4. you were there and so was i reviewsFor their tenth birthday, Stiles had gotten Allison a mug from a kiosk at the mall with AREN'T YOU GLAD WE EVOLVED OUT OF NEIGHBORING CELLS on one side and a picture from their school trip to the zoo, the one where Allison was hitting a goat trying to eat Stiles' shirt, on the other.Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-4-12 - Stiles & Allison A. - Complete5. guaranteed to blow your mind reviewsANYTIME / Laura is better in a crisis than Derek, but that's kind of like saying that strangling someone is less messy than stabbing them: The comparison doesn't quite capture the desperation of all parties involved.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,313 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-2-12 - Chris A. - Complete6. tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie reviewsStiles has been a teapot for 3,308 days.Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-25-12 - Stiles & Derek H. - Complete7. que lastima pero adios reviews"Perhaps we all give the best of our hearts uncritically—to those who hardly think about us in return." – T. H. White, The Once and Future KingTeen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,473 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-23-12 - Erica R. & Boyd - Complete8. there are rows & rows & rows reviewsThere are at least fourteen things Danny would much rather be doing right now, including sawing off his own arm and stabbing puppies with knives, yet he's still here, around the corner from their Econ lecture hall, coaching Stiles through asking their TA out for coffee.Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-23-12 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete9. i'll write you harmony in c reviewsAs it turns out, Mary Bennet's internal checklist to Being a Good Person—go to medical school; join Médecins Sans Frontières; save lives—is a somewhat oversimplification of matters.Crossover - Pride and Prejudice & Mansfield Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,165 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-1-12 - Mary - Complete10. cinder over everything reviewsIt's not about the sex. But, um. The sex is really good.Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,460 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-2-12 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard & Prince Charming/David N. - Complete11. shake it like a ladder to the sun reviewsMary Margaret Swan doesn't age, talks to birds, and bakes pies that make people do what she wants. She wins Awesomest Mother of the Year, like, hands down, every time. / Or, Geppetto finishes the chest on time, and Life happens.Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-20-12 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard & Emma S. - Complete12. makes me feel like a madman on the run reviewsSnow wears the engagement ring around her neck as a pendant for all of her childhood.Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-11-12 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard & Prince Charming/David N. - Complete13. dripping with alchemy reviewsMary Margaret Blanchard and Liam Whale have exactly two dates. The first doesn't count as a date, because Mary Margaret has some standards, and two orgasms against a parked car do not count. Ever.Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-23-12 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard & Prince Charming/David N. - Complete14. when you run dry i'll flood your pain reviewsAU / Chloe Sullivan might as well have a sign taped to her forehead that reads TALK TO ME IF YOU HAVE A TIGHTS FETISH AND NEED SOMEONE TO HACK THE NSA.Smallville - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,606 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-20-11 - Chloe S. & Oliver Q. - Complete15. film the world before it happens reviewsAlex Summers has a problem with authority.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-17-11 - Havok/Alexander S. & Beast - Complete16. i know we can make it if we take it slow reviews"Oh," she laughs, and she flings her arms around him and presses a kiss to the top of his head, sometimes Ed can be so wise and sure that she forgets she is two years his senior, "oh, Ed, it's called growing up."Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-15-11 - Susan Pevensie & Caspian X - Complete17. brilla el sol, y el corazon reviewsAU / "If I write to you," he says in a quiet voice, between them and no one else, so quiet the wind could take the words away and never return them, "will you read my letters?"Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-13-11 - Robin Hood & Marian - Complete18. the sun also rises reviewsEvery Sunday, when Casey has her advanced pottery class at the Y, Derek smokes cigarettes out by the river and thinks, which turns out to be far more dangerous an occupation than he had originally presumed.Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-14-11 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete19. some things slide by so carelessly reviewsWe lost track of the time. / "You don't have to pretend to despise me," he says for lack of anything else. "We hardly know each other, it's understandable."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-29-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete20. the trouble is my head won't let me forget reviews-AU- This is bad. This is a degree of bad so terrible that it has been, until this point, uncharted and left unremarked upon. Lizzie is writing the damn definitive work on A Meal This Bad.Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-10 - Complete21. coming out of my cage, i've been doing just fine reviewsAnd so he steps. / Five times Chiaki rolled back his own timeline because of, it figures, Konno freaking Makoto.Girl who Leapt Through Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-12-10 - Complete22. don't you let them tame you reviewsA chance in time. / "No problem, short stuff," she says, and giggles so that her legs pull up towards her chest. "It's good to see you, Chiaki."Girl who Leapt Through Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-11-09 - Complete23. i get my glory in the desert rain reviewsIt might take centuries, but sooner or later, Hell will burn away your humanity. Every hell-bound soul, every one, turns into something else. / Even demons were human once. Even Ruby.Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-9-09 - Ruby - Complete24. rattlesnakes and romance reviews-AU- How I Met Your Stepbrother Remix. Casey Venturi and Derek McDonald face off. Only one of them is going to make it out alive, and that one is probably Emily Davis.Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-26-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete25. we're spinning again and again and again reviewsModern AU, the growth of Georgiana Darcy. / "It's like home," she says, "only a home that's changed after you've returned. It's like coming home to something that isn't what it used to be."Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-16-09 - Complete26. crooked wheels keep turning reviewsPost-finale. Eventually, she learns to grow into the Chloe-shaped hole that had been left behind by pressure and expectation and love, always love.Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-9-09 - Chloe S. & Oliver Q. - Complete27. now we'll parade around without game plans reviewsThey make a life of intersecting roads, verving towards and away in the coming days. / Makoto, Chiaki, the Future.Girl who Leapt Through Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 7-2-09 - Complete28. Diary, oh Diary » reviewsAs if being the weird twin sister of the most beautiful woman on the planet wasn't enough; now my lab partner is god's gift to heterosexual females . . . and he wants to roast me alive. I hate college. / AN: I'll be honest, this is on hiatus.Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,898 - Reviews: 441 - Updated: 6-28-09 - Published: 8-21-08 - Warren P.29. one to omega reviewsJo Harvelle's life is a. The Dean Network: All Winchester, All the Time, b. a comedy of errors, minus the actual comedy, c. complicated, d. all about choices.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-27-09 - Jo H. & Dean W. - Complete30. all that's best of dark and bright reviewsP.S. I have a life, thank you very much! Just because it doesn't involve booze and sorority parties doesn't mean it doesn't exist. I have a very fulfilling life, full of coffeehouses and poetry readings. What is your life full of, Derek? Hockey? -Future-Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 6-15-09 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete31. cinderella don't you go to sleep reviewsChloe Sullivan, Davis Bloom, the open road. / Out here the good girls die.Smallville - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-10-09 - Chloe S. & Davis B./Doomsday - Complete32. the heritage classic reviewsIn an unprecedented third period turnabout, Casey and Derek stop fighting. Chaos ensues.Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-30-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete33. you lost me somehow reviewsIf this were a movie, Lana would be the love interest and Lois would be the pithy, genderless boss who has five minutes of screen time and is hailed to be one of the best, if underutilized, parts of the film.Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-15-09 - Lois L. & Clark K. - Complete34. my karma ran over my dogma reviewsLogic dictates that Claire should go to Dartmouth. Unfortunately, her gut has chosen now to rear its ugly, wibbly-wobbly head, and it is dictating in a rather high-pitched, wavering voice that it doesn't think it can manage without Quil in biking distanceTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-2-09 - Claire & Quil Jr. - Complete35. would you like some tea with that broken heart? reviewsThree men who didn't want Hermione Granger, and the one that actively broke her heart in the process. "It was right about when she realized she didn't care if he was a werewolf that Hermione conceded she might fancy Professor Lupin a tiny bit."Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-1-09 - Hermione G. & Remus L. - Complete36. A Day in the Countryside reviewsHe is older, she realizes. That makes sense, as Susan herself is older, but as she hasn't thought of the King of Narnia in quite some time, the change is far more startling than it might have been otherwise. How could she have forgotten him?Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-26-09 - Susan Pevensie & Caspian X - Complete37. Being of True Love, Reality, and Other Fairy Tales reviews-AU- "Yes," he said, remembering with sudden, horrid recollection their last encounter. "Lizzie Bennet. It's, er . . . good. To see you." In which Will dithers, Lizzie dithers even more, the word 'good' is used far too often, and Things Are Cleared Up.Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-17-09 - Complete38. leave a light on when i'm gone reviewsBut with Shikamaru paying for my dinner and the Mini-Asuma holding my hand, I'm kind of this weird blend of content and satisfied, you know? Like, even without Spa Weekend Adventures or soulmates, things are going to be some modicum of okay.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-17-09 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete39. Adagio reviews-AU- Neji tells Rock Lee that fate has made him a sub-par bass player. Tenten tells Neji he can take his fate and shove it up somewhere that will require a prostate examination to remove it.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-15-09 - Tenten & Neji H. - Complete40. nothing i can say reviewsPost-'Requiem' AU, Chloe doesn't make Oliver say cruel things because she thinks them first and Oliver doesn't have to self-destruct because he has somewhere to hide.Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-15-09 - Chloe S. & Oliver Q. - Complete41. those eyes to tide me over reviewsShe absently wondered if it was possible to stab someone through the jugular with a coffee stirrer. In which Derek wants to move, Casey attempts to assist, and the idea of there being an eleven hour drive separating them becomes incomprehensible. -Future-Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 1-29-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete42. Red Dresses at Ayame's » reviews-AU- The missing heiress to the city's main crime family, a mysterious Chinese woman in red, a rising rebel faction, a 'neutral' arms dealer, and blurring lines between allies and enemies: private eye Neji Hyuuga has never had a case like this before.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,402 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 1-29-09 - Published: 8-10-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete43. wendy wendy wendy reviews"Peter," she said, "the only way I'll go with you is if you drug me and toss me over your shoulder. And even then, it's a toss-up."Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-22-08 - Wendy D. & Peter Pan - Complete44. Forgetting reviewsShe'd put in all the unimportant stuff, like how to memorize a medical text in two days, and perfect chakra control and the ability to splice in transplants, but somehow Kami had missed 'forgetfulness'. -SasuSaku, post-desertion, on leaving things behind.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-25-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete45. Electricity reviewsTrapped in the Underworld by the whims of a psychotic DeviantArt printmaker and subject to Jareth's lusty molestation attempts, Sarah finds herself, once again, having to kick butt and win her own freedom.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-18-0846. The Oddity » reviewsOngoing character study drabbles of the kuniochi who never get enough screen time. Through pianos and therapists and chopsticks and alternate universes. Hinata, Sakura, Tsunade, Tenten.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 6-13-08 - Tenten - Complete47. Changes at Sea reviewsThere is a rationale to why she is marrying Will. At first, it's because he isn't Jack. And later, it's because he is.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-6-08 - Elizabeth S. - Complete48. Reunion reviewsIt's one of the Shermer High's Class of 1986's most startling evenings . . . and it's happening fifteen years after they graduated. One thing's for sure - meeting the Breakfast Club sure is going to surprise some of these people.Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 7-24-08 - Complete49. The Height of the Social Season reviews-AU, Regency Era- Lady Finnegan's Goblin Balls are the place to see and be seen for the London wizarding society. This year, the atrociously decorated ballroom walls witness mistaken identities, marriage proposals, and one very dangerous potted petunia...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-23-08 - Hermione G. & George W. - Complete50. The Emperor of Death, Destruction, and Despair reviews"Once upon a time," she said, standing up a giving a little smile, "I met Tony Stark." On beginnings, endings, and middles. But mostly just on life with Tony Stark, as read by Pepper Potts. -Movieverse-Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-15-08 - Complete51. The Road Less Traveled » reviewsThe greatest couple Hogwarts ever saw-intelligent, witty, attractive, and unwaveringly loyal. The only problem is that they never existed at all. / Five ways Cedric Diggory and Hermione Granger never met.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 6-26-08 - Published: 6-13-08 - Cedric D. & Hermione G. - Complete52. Hollywood Glamour reviewsI should probably be more worried that a territorial fairytale King of Evil Idiots is molesting me in the middle of the red carpet. Note to self: establish more thorough neural connections.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 6-21-08 - Complete