Tangerine:

Coke-Bottle Glasses: Paul's dad's point of view of when Paul confronts them about about his eyesight. Complete.

Fairy Tales:

Telling of This Sad Tale: Is a series of drabbles that take place before, during and after the tragic events of Frank R. Stockton's "The Lady or the Tiger?". Complete.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call 'a floor' - a long and difficult task awaits me.Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Fear the spork...FEAR IT!!

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.

'A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking'

'A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.'

One day your prince will come. Where's mine you ask? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

-My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

My night in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

'They don't know that we know they know we know!'

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?

My favorite prayer's:

Dear Lord:

So far today, I am doing all right.

I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self-indulgent.
I have not whined, cursed nor eaten any chocolate.

However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes, and I will need a lot more help after that.

Amen

Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand the man in my life; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN