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since: 06-12-08, id: 1602658, Profile Updated: 11-21-09
country: Australia
Author has written 28 stories for Twilight, Doctor Who, Bones, X-Men: The Movie, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

I'm 14 years old, going into Year 10, I play the cello, I love reading and writing, I'm Australian. Just to rattle off a few things. I also have no idea what to do with my life. In a totally non-stuck-up way, doesn't it kinda suck to be good at everything? I mean, there's no path blocked off. I could go do pretty much whatever takes my fancy, but since bullshit humans don't live very long, I have to pick just one path. Damn it.

Also, I think my display picture is the epitome of cute.

Miss Whoniverse. I can't believe nobody thought this up and snapped up the name.

Usually if I think of a good multi-chaptered story, I write the first chapter or first couple of chapters, and then post in quick succession. Unfortunately, my mind doesn't stay on one thing for long. In between posts I may write one shots, drabbles, other multi-chaptered fics. But, rest assured, if I start something, I will complete it at some stage and I will never leave this place because I will always have something to vent or an alternate ending that I have to write to make myself feel better... like 'Gritted Teeth' because I was so upset about losing Donna.


Favourite Pairings (from shows/books I write for):

Dr Who - 10 / Donna (it's SO CUTE, it's relatively easy to write - more so than 10 / Rose or other Dr Who pairings, anyway - and you see so many adorable aww fics about those two. It's so awesome...)
10 / Rose (the same reasons, but I like 10 / Donna more. That's always awesome)

Torchwood - Jack / Ianto (they're perfect for each other. No further explanation required)
Tosh / Owen (they're perfect for each other. No further explanation required)
Gwen / NOBODY. (Gwen doesn't get anybody because she's a cheating whore)

Bones - Brennan / Booth (COME ON. Anybody who doesn't support this ship shouldn't watch the show. It's so freaking heavily implied that it may as well be the actual pairing)
Angela / Hodgins (so, so cute, and feasible too - which is rare)
Zack / anyone (he's so damn adorable that he can have whoever he likes. Even me. Especially me.)

House - House / NOBODY. (House doesn't get anybody because the show wouldn't be the same if he did)
Cameron / Chase (best pairing ever. And Chase is Australian!! WOOO!)

Stargate SG-1 - Jack / Sam (age difference is irrelevant; you CANNOT IGNORE THE CHEMISTRY)

Twilight - Bella / Jasper (since I'm not a diehard fan of the book, it doesn't really bother me that I'm screwing it over. I think they're sweet!)

Eragon - Eragon / Arya (come on. The girl is mega strong and awesome, and the guy is some twerp in over his head. What's not to like?)


MY GUY SIDE: the bold are the ones that apply to me

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck (they just end up depressing me :(
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (still do :D)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (I still am XD But only the older seasons. Not the new ones so much)
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Blue :)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 23

MY GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 3

That's a little... odd? Apparently my guy side is waaaay more prevalent than my girl side. Oh dear. :P


READ THE STORIES, THAT'S RIGHT... AAHH, MY PRECIOUS... :3

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1. Not This Again » reviews
Destined to be Zutara, and yeah, I guess it's a capture fic, but I get as annoyed as you do at all the carbon copies of capture fics out there. This has its own plot! Give it a try, I can't write summaries for crap anyway :P
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 12-1-09 - Published: 11-17-09 - Katara & Zuko
2. You Really Wanna Know? reviews
No, you don't wanna know. Don't read this, whatever you do. It was Jessy - he made me do it. I swear.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-09 - Complete
3. Gritted Teeth reviews
Did he really have to wipe her mind? Read it - from a Doctor/Donna shipper, I love it, so you probably will too, unless it's too wordy for you :P Alternate ending to Journey's End.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-09 - Complete
4. Eyes Can Tell a Thousand Words » reviews
Anything sounds bad when I write a summary... sigh. Okay. So there's this girl, right. Not just any girl - but all they know now is she's mutant, she has amazing eyes, and Magneto's lot want her. Oh, woe - so many lives to save, so little time...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-2-09 - Published: 7-6-09
5. Cullens and Paintball: Return of Bella » reviews
This one isn't as good as the first one XD By all means, read it; but it degenerates rather rapidly towards the end and I'm rather ashamed of it lol. Do read the first one, though, that one is good!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,710 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 1-30-09 - Complete
6. You Unbroke my Bones » reviews
Title was changed because I found it irritating! Long story short; Bones is attacked... but don't listen to me. I can't write a good description without giving the story away... try it, please? And review! Rated T for blood and language. BxB, naturally.
Bones - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 2-1-09 - Complete
7. Burst Through that Window reviews
Carlisle had never looked more like a vampire than he did when he burst through that window." A random oneshot giving an alternate take on the Victoria revenge thing. You will find it interesting, methinks! Please try it and review! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-20-09 - Complete
8. Challenge Fic reviews
I was given, by KitCatty, some sentences to use in a quick oneshot, and I chose the setting 'on the TARDIS, Jack and Doctor'. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-10-09 - Complete
9. Doctor Mom reviews
Parker's thoughts about his dad and his 'mom'. I resent saying mom... I'm Aussie, we say mum! This is a cute, funny ONESHOT, just Parker's mind's workings about his 'mom' and dad. Try it! Review. Not sure about when this is or Parker's age though. Enjoy!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-5-09 - Complete
10. That's my Girl reviews
Bones is waken by an urgent call from Cullen at three in the morning. Oh dear, what could it be? Just a oneshot that occurred to me while I was writing the next chapter of another story. Please review! Enjoy
Bones - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-1-09 - Complete
11. 13&21 reviews
From '50 Things the Team Have Learned from Each Other'. Numbers 13 and 21 have been combined to make a lol oneshot. Read that fic first if you already haven't! Rated M for mild gore just at the end for a moment, and a few F-bombs. Enjoy, and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-1-09 - Complete
12. Carlisle Office Drabble reviews
Just a very short funny accompanied by a BIG QUESTION for you lot. Enjoy the very short funny accompanied by a BIG QUESTION. Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-30-09 - Complete
13. Actions Speak Louder than Thoughts reviews
Contemplation, emotions, mulling, realisation... your standard BonesxBooth oneshot fic; and well written - hopefully. I employ only the best word processors! Review, please
Bones - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-30-09 - Complete
14. 50 Things the Team Have Learned from Each Other reviews
The Torchwood team have discovered what and what not to do over the course of their working and other... -wink wink- relationships. This is a list of the most prominent lessons learned. Co-written with KitCatty; please review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-30-09 - Complete
15. Coldplay Songfic reviews
A Coldplay songfic I wrote when I was feeling in the mood for depressing and despondent; woeful... other synonyms for 'sad'. The songs 'A Rush of Blood to the Head', 'Rainy Day', and 'Green Eyes'. Please review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-30-09 - Complete
16. The Price of Forever » reviews
Bella finally convinces Edward to change her into a vampire. How will she look? What will her power be? How will she, Edward, and the rest of the Cullens handle her changes? And what unexpected visitors could ruin it all? R&R. COMPLETE! XD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,547 - Reviews: 184 - Updated: 12-11-08 - Published: 6-15-08 - Complete
17. Cullens and the Amazon reviews
To be precise, three Cullens and the Amazon. Amazon and two vamps don't get along. Rated T for mild language. Slightly OC. Post BD. Basically mum and dad are taking Renesmee to see Zafrina; like promised!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-21-08 - Complete
18. Charlie's View on Dating his Teenage Daughter reviews
Pretty self explanatory! A funny oneshot, rated T for mild language. Read and review! All human - for the purposes of the story, hehehe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-4-08
19. Cullens at the Olympics reviews
A short oneshot. It's crappy quality is explained in the Author's Note.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-18-08 - Complete
20. Unthinkable » reviews
War breaks out between the pack and the Cullens. The unthinkable occurs, and without giving away the story I can tell you that it is a JxB because I love that ship! Even if you don't, you should enjoy this. Not a story really - a long AU scene. Enjoy :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 7-19-08 - Complete
21. Jasper's Revenge reviews
This is part of Chapter Four of the 50 THINGS AND WAYS series. Jasper is abusing his power to get revenge on Edward and Bella for their exceptional pranks on him on April Fools Day. Oneshot, read the other series first if you want to understand better. XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete
22. THE 50 WAYS SERIES » reviews
I know that there are many stories like these but I really wanted to try some : It's a series of lists for each Cullen. Rated T for mention of sex many times. They're like, "50 Ways for Jasper to Abuse his Power" etc. Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-12-08 - Published: 7-27-08 - Complete
23. Cullens and Paintball reviews
An epic war of the sexes within the Cullen household results in shame, depression, laughter, evilness, plot twists, and all round FUNNYNESS! Definitely my favourite fic so far that I have written. Please REVIEW! Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 7-31-08 - Complete
24. The Bastards are Back » reviews
Edward and the Cullens left after Ed bit Bella. A year or so later, they return - but not to find Bella again. Edward's new girlfriend is in trouble. Will powerful vampire Bella care? Well, what do you think! Rated T for strong language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,144 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 7-23-08 - Published: 6-29-08 - Complete
25. Cullens in KMart reviews
The Cullen kids go to wreak havoc in our favourite victim of pranks, K-Mart! Cursing in one scene, but only two words. It is just one very looong chapter because I couldn't be bothered making seperate chapters. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-19-08 - Complete
26. Vampire Cat » reviews
Extended. Edward and Bella are married. Bella is not yet a vampire but it is coming. She has a wicked idea and drags Jasper along. Funny and fluffy! Would be a oneshot but too many people liked it. ENJOY AND REVIEW! No lemons, sorry 8D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 7-4-08 - Complete
27. Edward and the Pirate » reviews
Emmett and some of his antics involving Bella, Edward and the other Cullens. Bella is a vampire. Read and Review! Due to popular demand, it has been made into a series. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 6-22-08 - Complete
28. Cullens in Alaska reviews
Oneshot. The Cullens are taking a holiday in Alaska, and snow creates a myriad of fun possibilities! Bella is a vampire, and she and Edward are married. Post-Eclipse. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 6-28-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
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