| Miss Whoniverse |
Author has written 28 stories for Twilight, Doctor Who, Bones, X-Men: The Movie, and Avatar: Last Airbender. I'm 14 years old, going into Year 10, I play the cello, I love reading and writing, I'm Australian. Just to rattle off a few things. I also have no idea what to do with my life. In a totally non-stuck-up way, doesn't it kinda suck to be good at everything? I mean, there's no path blocked off. I could go do pretty much whatever takes my fancy, but since bullshit humans don't live very long, I have to pick just one path. Damn it. Also, I think my display picture is the epitome of cute. Miss Whoniverse. I can't believe nobody thought this up and snapped up the name. Usually if I think of a good multi-chaptered story, I write the first chapter or first couple of chapters, and then post in quick succession. Unfortunately, my mind doesn't stay on one thing for long. In between posts I may write one shots, drabbles, other multi-chaptered fics. But, rest assured, if I start something, I will complete it at some stage and I will never leave this place because I will always have something to vent or an alternate ending that I have to write to make myself feel better... like 'Gritted Teeth' because I was so upset about losing Donna.
Dr Who - 10 / Donna (it's SO CUTE, it's relatively easy to write - more so than 10 / Rose or other Dr Who pairings, anyway - and you see so many adorable aww fics about those two. It's so awesome...) Torchwood - Jack / Ianto (they're perfect for each other. No further explanation required) Bones - Brennan / Booth (COME ON. Anybody who doesn't support this ship shouldn't watch the show. It's so freaking heavily implied that it may as well be the actual pairing) House - House / NOBODY. (House doesn't get anybody because the show wouldn't be the same if he did) Stargate SG-1 - Jack / Sam (age difference is irrelevant; you CANNOT IGNORE THE CHEMISTRY) Twilight - Bella / Jasper (since I'm not a diehard fan of the book, it doesn't really bother me that I'm screwing it over. I think they're sweet!) Eragon - Eragon / Arya (come on. The girl is mega strong and awesome, and the guy is some twerp in over his head. What's not to like?) MY GUY SIDE: the bold are the ones that apply to me You love hoodies. TOTAL: 23 MY GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. TOTAL: 3 That's a little... odd? Apparently my guy side is waaaay more prevalent than my girl side. Oh dear. :P READ THE STORIES, THAT'S RIGHT... AAHH, MY PRECIOUS... :3 | |||||||
1. Not This Again » reviewsDestined to be Zutara, and yeah, I guess it's a capture fic, but I get as annoyed as you do at all the carbon copies of capture fics out there. This has its own plot! Give it a try, I can't write summaries for crap anyway :PAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 12-1-09 - Published: 11-17-09 - Katara & Zuko2. You Really Wanna Know? reviewsNo, you don't wanna know. Don't read this, whatever you do. It was Jessy - he made me do it. I swear.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-09 - Complete3. Gritted Teeth reviewsDid he really have to wipe her mind? Read it - from a Doctor/Donna shipper, I love it, so you probably will too, unless it's too wordy for you :P Alternate ending to Journey's End.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-09 - Complete4. Eyes Can Tell a Thousand Words » reviewsAnything sounds bad when I write a summary... sigh. Okay. So there's this girl, right. Not just any girl - but all they know now is she's mutant, she has amazing eyes, and Magneto's lot want her. Oh, woe - so many lives to save, so little time...X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-2-09 - Published: 7-6-095. Cullens and Paintball: Return of Bella » reviewsThis one isn't as good as the first one XD By all means, read it; but it degenerates rather rapidly towards the end and I'm rather ashamed of it lol. Do read the first one, though, that one is good!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,710 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 1-30-09 - Complete6. You Unbroke my Bones » reviewsTitle was changed because I found it irritating! Long story short; Bones is attacked... but don't listen to me. I can't write a good description without giving the story away... try it, please? And review! Rated T for blood and language. BxB, naturally.Bones - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 2-1-09 - Complete7. Burst Through that Window reviewsCarlisle had never looked more like a vampire than he did when he burst through that window." A random oneshot giving an alternate take on the Victoria revenge thing. You will find it interesting, methinks! Please try it and review! :DTwilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-20-09 - Complete8. Challenge Fic reviewsI was given, by KitCatty, some sentences to use in a quick oneshot, and I chose the setting 'on the TARDIS, Jack and Doctor'. Please read and review!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-10-09 - Complete9. Doctor Mom reviewsParker's thoughts about his dad and his 'mom'. I resent saying mom... I'm Aussie, we say mum! This is a cute, funny ONESHOT, just Parker's mind's workings about his 'mom' and dad. Try it! Review. Not sure about when this is or Parker's age though. Enjoy!Bones - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-5-09 - Complete10. That's my Girl reviewsBones is waken by an urgent call from Cullen at three in the morning. Oh dear, what could it be? Just a oneshot that occurred to me while I was writing the next chapter of another story. Please review! EnjoyBones - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-1-09 - Complete11. 13&21 reviewsFrom '50 Things the Team Have Learned from Each Other'. Numbers 13 and 21 have been combined to make a lol oneshot. Read that fic first if you already haven't! Rated M for mild gore just at the end for a moment, and a few F-bombs. Enjoy, and review!Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-1-09 - Complete12. Carlisle Office Drabble reviewsJust a very short funny accompanied by a BIG QUESTION for you lot. Enjoy the very short funny accompanied by a BIG QUESTION. Review!Twilight - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-30-09 - Complete13. Actions Speak Louder than Thoughts reviewsContemplation, emotions, mulling, realisation... your standard BonesxBooth oneshot fic; and well written - hopefully. I employ only the best word processors! Review, pleaseBones - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-30-09 - Complete14. 50 Things the Team Have Learned from Each Other reviewsThe Torchwood team have discovered what and what not to do over the course of their working and other... -wink wink- relationships. This is a list of the most prominent lessons learned. Co-written with KitCatty; please review!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-30-09 - Complete15. Coldplay Songfic reviewsA Coldplay songfic I wrote when I was feeling in the mood for depressing and despondent; woeful... other synonyms for 'sad'. The songs 'A Rush of Blood to the Head', 'Rainy Day', and 'Green Eyes'. Please review!Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-30-09 - Complete16. The Price of Forever » reviewsBella finally convinces Edward to change her into a vampire. How will she look? What will her power be? How will she, Edward, and the rest of the Cullens handle her changes? And what unexpected visitors could ruin it all? R&R. COMPLETE! XDTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,547 - Reviews: 184 - Updated: 12-11-08 - Published: 6-15-08 - Complete17. Cullens and the Amazon reviewsTo be precise, three Cullens and the Amazon. Amazon and two vamps don't get along. Rated T for mild language. Slightly OC. Post BD. Basically mum and dad are taking Renesmee to see Zafrina; like promised!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-21-08 - Complete18. Charlie's View on Dating his Teenage Daughter reviewsPretty self explanatory! A funny oneshot, rated T for mild language. Read and review! All human - for the purposes of the story, heheheTwilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-4-0819. Cullens at the Olympics reviewsA short oneshot. It's crappy quality is explained in the Author's Note.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-18-08 - Complete20. Unthinkable » reviewsWar breaks out between the pack and the Cullens. The unthinkable occurs, and without giving away the story I can tell you that it is a JxB because I love that ship! Even if you don't, you should enjoy this. Not a story really - a long AU scene. Enjoy :DTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 7-19-08 - Complete21. Jasper's Revenge reviewsThis is part of Chapter Four of the 50 THINGS AND WAYS series. Jasper is abusing his power to get revenge on Edward and Bella for their exceptional pranks on him on April Fools Day. Oneshot, read the other series first if you want to understand better. XDTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete22. THE 50 WAYS SERIES » reviewsI know that there are many stories like these but I really wanted to try some : It's a series of lists for each Cullen. Rated T for mention of sex many times. They're like, "50 Ways for Jasper to Abuse his Power" etc. Funny!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-12-08 - Published: 7-27-08 - Complete23. Cullens and Paintball reviewsAn epic war of the sexes within the Cullen household results in shame, depression, laughter, evilness, plot twists, and all round FUNNYNESS! Definitely my favourite fic so far that I have written. Please REVIEW! Rated TTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 7-31-08 - Complete24. The Bastards are Back » reviewsEdward and the Cullens left after Ed bit Bella. A year or so later, they return - but not to find Bella again. Edward's new girlfriend is in trouble. Will powerful vampire Bella care? Well, what do you think! Rated T for strong languageTwilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,144 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 7-23-08 - Published: 6-29-08 - Complete25. Cullens in KMart reviewsThe Cullen kids go to wreak havoc in our favourite victim of pranks, K-Mart! Cursing in one scene, but only two words. It is just one very looong chapter because I couldn't be bothered making seperate chapters. Enjoy!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-19-08 - Complete26. Vampire Cat » reviewsExtended. Edward and Bella are married. Bella is not yet a vampire but it is coming. She has a wicked idea and drags Jasper along. Funny and fluffy! Would be a oneshot but too many people liked it. ENJOY AND REVIEW! No lemons, sorry 8DTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 7-4-08 - Complete27. Edward and the Pirate » reviewsEmmett and some of his antics involving Bella, Edward and the other Cullens. Bella is a vampire. Read and Review! Due to popular demand, it has been made into a series. Enjoy!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 6-22-08 - Complete28. Cullens in Alaska reviewsOneshot. The Cullens are taking a holiday in Alaska, and snow creates a myriad of fun possibilities! Bella is a vampire, and she and Edward are married. Post-Eclipse. R&R!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 6-28-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete