Heyy

This is anna and this is Jess

We're both 16 and are in year 11. We live in the South East England.

We have wayy too many arguments about everything. lol. And Jess says sorry too much.

We are wayy too obsessed with twilight for our own good. I mean Im gonna be on holiday when Breaking Dawn comes out but Im making my family come out and buy it with me.

Jess just spat in my eye!! EWWWWWWW!!

Ok I love Twilight, and everything to do with it. Eclipse is my favourite, but they are all great and my favourite series time.

I dont know what to write.

Ok well the best parts of Eclipse i would like to add, "I had a dream about kissing her last night. What am i supposed to do with that!" Said by Leah in Jacobs point of view at the end of the book. Also "Jacob makes vivid mental pictures. I felt almost as bad for his pack as I did for myself. Poor Seth was getting nauseated."

HAHA. They are extremely funny. But i think that not being big headed or anything but i really like Black Ecstacy and think it is worth reading.

I know way too much about Anna...She does!! Wayy too much!!

Ok so now im rambling like i normally do. I just hope that you enjoy the book and feel as if its better knowing a bit more about us. :D Right now Anna is so touchy me up and singing silent night. But hey im the best so go me... HAHA. But come on Anna i dont bend that way.

I was not touching her up!! I was trying to sing in her ear coz I cant sing lol. XD Im not a lesbian. IM STRAIGHT HONEST.

Jess is an IDIOT... "Whats this?" "SOS by the Jonas Brothers" "points to Nick Jonas Is he from S Club?" "NO! Hes from the Jonas Brothers" "Really?" "Oh My God!! You're an IDIOT!"

Anna you bitch!

Okay I think thats more than enough rambling.

We're not all THAT weird... honest.

Read and review our story please. We will try to do a review reply if we have time... which we normally do lol.

Thanks and Bye

Anna and Jess

xxx

UPDATE!!: Seeing as this is wayyyy old we decided to update with a new version ..er

HEEYYYYYYY

allooo + HI

So we are Anna and Jess and obviously you know all the details.. and that we are rather strange

Said by the fact Anna is biting my shoulder !! .. weirdo

So i hope you are enjoying Black Ecstasy and the sequel that is being planned :)... Sorry that we dont update often blame school

Ok so not to ruin it for you but we have gone off Twilight a bit. But that doesnt make it less of a priority for us to write Black Ecstasy (and anomaly for me) cos the story is awesome WOOP WOOP.. um um um um... :(

ANNA IS CRYING THE GAY!!... not out of sadness but still...

I find it amusing that i make Anna cry lots out of laughter...

Ahahah!! I just stole Jess's nice big comfy computer chair!!

Hm...This update is quite normal compared to the last one.

Oh yeah we still have loads of arguments but now Jess also insults me on a regular basis... she is a bitch

OUCH!! She bit my head!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! She FELL OFF the stool!!

Ok she just bit me.. wtf is wrong with us seriously... im just a bitch but i swear she is a perve A

Anna: " Why am i a perve?"

YOU BIT MY FREAKING HEAD!!

YER COS U CALLED ME A BITCH

Omg we have stopped talking to each other.. and like children have reverted to ARGUING over FANFICTION...

We are so gay

Anna more so

Jess more so!!

Do you guys ever read this? Especially this far down?

If you do comment us I'd like to know XD

We shall go now and be nice people and write you more :) So you should give us nice reviews :) Please and Thank You x

Bi x