FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| gallantcorkscrews |
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight. 1) I'm obnoxious. Total asshat. 2) I dig dark shit, apparently. Rough sex, bad sex, meanies, head cases, dead animals, and violence seem to be my preferred motifs. Maybe one day I'll move beyond the literary themes of a moody, teenage cutter. One day. shrug Now you know me! Please don't link these stories to my grandmother. It's happened before, and she's under the impression I've since taken these stories offline. Yeah, yeah, I'm in my twenties- but I still live in mortal terror of her. Poem: Emperors of Ice Cream | |||||||
1. The Emperors of Washington » reviewsEdward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,988 - Reviews: 1434 - Updated: 11-25-09 - Published: 8-27-09 - Bella & Edward2. Inconceivable reviewsCrack! Slash! Mpreg! Edward and Jasper bond over morning sickness. Emmett and Carlisle as frazzled babydaddies. EsmeRoseAlice are sisters, not lovers. No Bella.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 11-3-09 - Edward3. Caterpillar Wine reviewsHow the canon characters could change and remain the same if they lived for very long time. Not set in some unrecognizable future—this time period looks exactly like the present. The core is ExB w/ a slew of non-canon pairs.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 10-2-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete4. In Return reviewsEdward believes that Rosalie stands for everything wrong in women. DARK fic. Features a manipulative Rose and a sexual situation of very dubious consent. ONE SHOT.Twilight - Rated: M - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-27-09 - Rosalie & Edward - Complete5. The UGLY TRUTH ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE BLANKWARD reviewsThis groundbreaking article explores Domward, Doucheward, Slashward, Healingward... A crack fic/drabble. But no no, this is of grave importance.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 80 - Published: 2-6-09 - Edward - Complete6. Trumped into Bed » reviewsOn Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,313 - Reviews: 706 - Updated: 2-5-09 - Published: 10-4-08 - Edward & Bella
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