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| gallantcorkscrews |
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight. 1) I'm obnoxious. Total asshat. I'm the kid that makes an innapropriate bad joke and giggles at it while everyone around her shifts uncomfortably. 2) I dig dark shit, apparently. Rough sex, bad sex, meanies, head cases, dead animals, and violence seem to be my preferred motifs. Maybe one day I'll move beyond the literary themes of a moody, teenage cutter. One day. shrug Now you know me! Please don't link these stories to my grandmother. It's happened before, and she's under the impression I've since taken these stories offline. Yeah, yeah, I'm a grown girl in my twenties- but I still live in mortal terror of her. Poem for EoW: Emperors of Ice Cream IMPORTANT, SlIGHTLY OVERDRAMATIC NOTE: I'm taking a break. It's been brought to my attention that I write fanfic that is sorta really inappropriate for a YA fandom. I've known that all along, and I brushed the idea off. Recently, it was put to me in a very convincing and thorough way, and it made me think (uh oh). Should fanfic writers feel responsible for the ideas they propagate? If a fanfiction writer addresses racism, poverty, murder, and criminal insanity in their stories, should they be held accountable for the way readers receive it? I don't know. But I've decided that I'm going to write original fiction -not for YA eyes- and be quit of this fanfic conundrum. Don't know when I'll be back. Sorry. | |||||||
1. Like So Much Trash reviewsI wish I had a guy friend like Edward," my friends would say. And yeah, they should be jealous of us. Chick friends are amazing- you can talk tampons and side swept bangs with them. But girls don't stick by each other like guys do. Not like Edward doesTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 95 - Published: 12-19-09 - Edward & Bella2. The Emperors of Washington » reviewsEdward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2517 - Updated: 12-4-09 - Published: 8-27-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete3. Inconceivable reviewsCrack! Slash! Mpreg! Edward and Jasper bond over morning sickness. Emmett and Carlisle as frazzled babydaddies. EsmeRoseAlice are sisters, not lovers. No Bella.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 74 - Published: 11-3-09 - Edward - Complete4. Caterpillar Wine reviewsHow the canon characters could change and remain the same if they lived for very long time. Not set in some unrecognizable future—this time period looks exactly like the present. The core is ExB w/ a slew of non-canon pairs.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 10-2-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete5. In Return reviewsEdward believes that Rosalie stands for everything wrong in women. DARK fic. Features a manipulative Rose and a sexual situation of very dubious consent. ONE SHOT.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-27-09 - Rosalie & Edward - Complete6. The UGLY TRUTH ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE BLANKWARD reviewsThis groundbreaking article explores Domward, Doucheward, Slashward, Healingward... A crack fic/drabble. But no no, this is of grave importance.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 116 - Published: 2-6-09 - Edward - Complete7. Trumped into Bed » reviewsOn Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 768 - Updated: 2-5-09 - Published: 10-4-08 - Edward & Bella
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