General info about my writing style: I do everything within my power to ensure that that which I write is scientifically and grammatically accurate, as well as self-consistent. If you think you find any error or inconsistency in my work, please tell me in a review or PM so that I can rectify it. Please be sure to cite your source. Also, if you are confused by the scientific terminology that I use, say so in a review or PM and I will be glad to explain it, or direct you to an explanation.

Note to reviewer Sabbath: I have not drawn any picture of Eva VS GLaDOS.

Identified and uncorrected continuity problems:

Aftermath (complete) (WALL-E): I have redone the timeplane (Aftermath used to be the dead last, now it is somewhat in the middle). As such, the "paradimensional rift generator" that would be 'explained in MPC-IG' is not. Instead, it will be introduced in Metroid Prime 4: Crossover. Furthermore, 'Metroid: Inoculation' is given as Seven's origin story. This is no longer the case.

Personal information

Model: Heuristic ALgorithmic computer ("HAL"), 9001 series

Faction: Machine Legion

Appearance: Human, male, young adult, nerd/geek

Favorite films: WALL-E, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Favorite TV shows: Star Trek: The Next Generation, Doctor Who

Favorite music: Basshunter, especially "DotA", Weird Al, basically anything with a good beat to it

Inventory: 1 portable shrimp launching bazooka (thanks, Darkon Shadows), 1 Wacky shrimp shaped grenade (again, thanks, Darkon Shadows), 1 cookie (thanks, Ghost Duck)

So yeah, I'm new here. I've got a few ideas now. Actually, I've worked out a nice big timeline (more like "timeplane") synchronizing a bunch of universes.

Also, about "Agents" (a topic in my fanfic universe): They are people who are extremely vital to their side, and extremely hard to kill. They are the main characters, either heroes or villains. They are paired with an "Executor", one who directs them, such as Samus Aran and Adam, or John-117 and Cortana, or Gordon Freeman and the G-Man, or for a villain, Commander Ridley (as opposed to Colonel Ridley from the parallel Metroid-verse) and Mother Brain. They are often unaware of their status as Agents.

Furthermore, about the sides in my universe. You have the Multiversal Peacekeeping Corps, the "good guys". They are the Chozo, the Forerunners, the Time Lords, the Rebel Alliance, the United Federation of Planets -- if they're dedicated to freedom and equality and keeping the peace and justice and all that jazz, they're with the MPC (whether they know it or not). On the other hand, there is the Imperial Guard, dedicated to uniformity and "upgrading" everybody into the Pan-Multiversal Empire. They are the Phazon, the Flood, the Cybermen, the Galactic Empire, the Borg. They are the "bad guys"...from a certain point of view, as Obi-Wan Kenobi would say. Note: the Daleks are NOT part of the IG. The Daleks are dedicated to purity, and they are not interested in making Daleks out of other lifeforms. The Cybermen actively upgrade humans (and other things, I guess) into more Cybermen.

I had a nice table of timelines and all, but FFN killed the formatting, so here's the next best thing.

Timeline of fanfics and canon works (MPC-IG Saga):

Notes: (non-canon titles or events appear in parentheses), Metroid and Halo are the same universe, Nova Aran, Alfred Nex and Harold and Anna Bowman are OCs of mine, Half-Life and Ghostbusters are the same universe.

Before -1500 years: Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Halo/Metroid, and Ghostbusters/Half-Life are the same universe. My Life as a Teenage Robot and WALL-E are doing their own things.

-~1500 years: Divergence 0 (Halo/Metroid and Star Wars split from other universes)
-~1000 years: Present day (Halo/Metroid universe), Divergence 1 (Star Trek splits from remaining universes)

-~500 years: Halo 3
-~300 years: Present day (Star Trek universe)
-~200 years: Divergence 2 (Half-Life/Ghostbusters splits from remaining universes)

-23 years: Gordon Freeman born, Star Wars Episode II
-20 years: Ghostbusters/Real Ghostbusters, Star Wars Episode III
-15 years: Ghostbusters 2
-10 years: Extreme Ghostbusters
-9 years: (Alfred Nex born)
-5 years: Present day (Half Life/Ghostbusters universe)

0 years: Samus Aran and Alyx Vance born, Black Mesa and Aperture Science constructed, Star Wars Episode IV
3 years: K-2L attacked, Half-Life 1, (Robot Cluster attacks Earth), DW:Rise of the Cybermen/Age of Steel, Star Trek: First Contact (the part not in the past), Present day (Half-Life/Ghostbusters universe), Star Wars Episode V
" + 1 month: Star Wars Episode VI

15 years: XJ-9 "Jenny" born
20 years: Metroid 1
" + 1 hour: (Parallel Worlds 1)
" + 5 months: Metroid Prime 1
" + 5 months: MP2: Echoes
" + 3 hours: (MP2.5: Nightmare)
21 years: MP3: Corruption, Half Life 2, Escape from Cluster Prime, DW: Army of Ghosts/Doomsday, Star Trek Voyager: Endgame
" + 2 hours: (MP4: Crossover)
" + 2 months: (Where No Metroid Has Gone Before)
" + 7 days: Metroid 2: Return of Samus, HL2 Episode 1
" + 1 hour: Super Metroid, HL2 Ep. 2
" + 5 hours: (Parallel Worlds 2: The Warrior with No Reflection) (HL2 Ep. 3)
23 years?: Metroid: Other M
25 years: (Chell kidnapped) Metroid: Fusion
" + 2 months: (Metroid: Family)

39 years: Portal, The Doctor's Daughter
" + 1 day: (Portal 2) (DW: Hybrid)
" + 15 days: (Nova kidnapped)
41 years: (Metroid: Clone), WALL-E film
" + 1 month: (Reactivation)
42 years: (Aftermath)
“ + 10 months: (WALL-E’s New Song)
45 years: (MPC-IG)

47 years: (Samus winds up in Kim Possible universe, fakes a past)
48 years: Kim Possible born

66 years: KP: Graduation
" + 2 weeks: (Gordon Freeman dies. Boo hoo! Sob!) (Metroid Prime 5: Possible)

Character notes (this will be updated as I write more stories):

Alfred Nex (born in year -9, Ph. D. in nuclear physics), a member of the GF Science Department, is not yet experienced enough to be well-respected in any field, although he has the most hands-on time with Phazon of any living person besides Samus Aran. He was deployed to Tallon IV and Aether to study the remnants of Phazon and what was left of the Space Pirate laboratories there, from which he gathered enough information to start work on the Phazon Enhancement Device. An accident during testing led him to be the first test subject thereof, and it worked reasonably well, considering. It siphons the Phazon from his body and feeds it into his trademark weapon, the proton pack, and keeps the material from affecting his nervous system. It is a central component in his cybernetic body. Unfortunately, he did not have the time or test subjects to study the effect of prolonged PED use on its ability to isolate Phazon from the body, and discovered, to his consternation, that its ability to do so decreases as it is used repeatedly. This indirectly led to the deaths of Rundas, Ghor, and Gandrayda, and very nearly resulted in Samus being corrupted, something that has weighed on him ever since. Hopefully, he does a better job with Jenny…

Notes on my fanfics (MPC-IG saga):

Parallel Worlds 1: Samus winds up in a parallel universe where Zebesians are good and Terrans are evil. She meets herself! They work together to beat up on pirates. Complete, removed, undergoing revision.

Metroid Prime 2.5: Nightmares: This explains why she does not get corrupted in Prime 3. Basically, Samus gets possessed by Dark Samus, so she develops immunity to possession and Phazon corruption. Complete, removed, undergoing revision -- it seems that, in Metroid: Other M (between Super and Fusion), Adam Malkovich is still alive; I had him dying in this fic, between MP2 and MP3. So that'll have to change, but I need to wait to make sure.

Metroid Prime 4: Crossover: Crossover between Metroid and MLaaTR. Phaaze escapes to MLaaTR-verse, Jenny gets corrupted. In progress, 7 chapters of 10 to 15 submitted.

Where No Metroid Has Gone Before: Crossover between Metroid and Star Trek: The Next Generation. Planned.

Half-Life 2 Episode 3: This is an unreleased game from Valve. The fanfic that I will write basically explains Chell's origins and what happens to Gordon and Alyx after the war. Crossover with Team Fortress 2. Status uncertain.

Parallel Worlds 2: The Warrior with No Reflection: Conclusion of Parallel Worlds series. Turns out Samus is not the only person with parallel versions of herself: Mother Brain does as well. Planned.

Metroid: Family: After Fusion. Planned.

Portal 2: Yet-to-be-released, from Valve, I'm sure you can guess the subject matter. Chell escapes from Aperture Science. No longer planned.

Hybrid: Doctor Who fanfic, right after "The Doctor's Daughter". Details the adventures of Jenny Anomaly. She meets the Daleks and is used as an experiment by them. In progress, not submitted.

Metroid: Clone: Inspired by Attack of the Clones. Samus gets cloned. Planned.

Reactivation: Short story, set after Wall-E film. AUTO gets reactivated. Planned.

Aftermath: Sequel to the Wall-E film. Wall-E, Eva, and M-O get sent to another Axiom-class vessel, which appears derelict. Crossover with Metroid and Half-Life (well, Portal). Complete, 13 chapters. I may rewrite the end of it...I'm not that happy with it, and Aftermath has some continuity issues.

Wall-E's New Song: Wall-E gets a new song! Planned.

MPC-IG: Big crossover between Ghostbusters/Half-Life, Halo/Metroid, Doctor Who, and MLaaTR. In progress, not submitted.

Metroid: Earth: Samus winds up in the real world (and finds her status as a video game protagonist, much to her surprise), and takes a job either with the Men in Black or the police. Not sure which. No longer planned.

Metroid Prime 5: Possible: Basically, the reason that Kim Possible can pull off wicked amazing physical stunts is that she got some genetic material from a certain bounty hunter... Planned.

If anyone has other ideas/suggestions (especially for fics I am currently writing!), they would be appreciated.

Non-MPC-IG stories:

Alternate Ending: Omnidroid: Incredibles. A 'What if?' story about the Omnidroid -- suppose he got the remote from Syndrome/Buddy. What would he (or she, I'm not sure yet) do?

KP: Halloween: Kim Possible. Samus Aran makes no appearance here.

The Lego War of the Worlds: Lego. Set during the Life on Mars / Mars Mission product lines. The content is inspired by the LoM/MM mission logs, but will be significantly altered to fix the scientific issues and make the story more suitable for a more mature audience.

Good quotes:

"Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak" -- Prof. Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

"WALL-E!" -- Eva, WALL-E

"It's a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys (sic)!" -- John Freeman, Half-Life: Full Life Consequences

"It's time for me to live up to my family name and face Full Life Consequences!" -- John Freeman, Half-Life: Full Life Consequences

"I cant give you my lisence officer (sic). (Cop: why not?) BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!" -- John Freeman, Half-Life: Full Life Consequences

"Fascinating." -- Mr. Spock, Star Trek (The Original Series)

"Make it so." -- Capt. Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation

"Resistance is futile." -- the Borg, Star Trek: TNG

Basically the whole Still Alive song from the game "Portal" is awesome, especially "I've experiments to run / There is research to be done / On the people who are / Still Alive."

"THE APPLE SOFTWARE IS NOT INTENDED FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION OR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEMS, LIFE SUPPORT MACHINES OR OTHER EQUIPMENT IN WHICH THE FAILURE OF THE APPLE SOFTWARE COULD LEAD TO DEATH, PERSONAL INJURY, OR SEVERE PHYSICAL OR ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE." -- iTunes/Quicktime End User License Agreement ("Oh, I'm a reasonable person, I'm just going to modify iTunes so that it can control a nuclear reactor!" Legal disclaimers are so funny)

"Without limiting the foregoing, under no circumstances shall 3Com be held liable for any delay or failure in performance resulting directly or indirectly from acts of nature, forces, or causes beyond its reasonable control, including, without limitation, Internet failures, computer equipment failures, telecommunication equipment failures, other equipment failures, electrical power failures, strikes, labor disputes, riots, insurrections, civil disturbances, shortages of labor or materials, fires, floods, storms, explosions, acts of God, war, governmental actions, orders of domestic or foreign courts or tribunals, non-performance of third parties, or loss of or fluctuations in heat, light, or air conditioning."

"Okay, chums, let's do this! LEEROY JENKINS!" -- If you don't get it, search for "Leeroy Jenkins" on YouTube.

Disclaimer:

Virtually none of the things about which I write belong to me. Only Dr. Alfred Nex, Harold Bowman, Anna Bowman, and Nova and Seven Aran belong to me.

Also, please note that I have never played any Metroid games, or Half-Life games, or Halo games. I may have a factual error. If you see one, please do not flame me, but rather point out the error and direct me to the correct information (acceptable sources: Wikipedia, Wikitroid, Halopedia, Combine OverWiki, Microsoft/Bungie website, Nintendo website, Valve website).