first off, im a dinosaur. don't cross me.

I'm JoAnna. Or Jolie. I go by both. (Identity crisis anyone?)

I... hmm, I've been on ff.net for awhile, kinda just... reading (well duh)

I've finally decided that after half a year of anonymous reviews, and the other half of non-anonymous reveiwing, i can finally...

SUBMIT MY OWN WORK!

yay!

(oh god, she's a weird one)

so... yeah.

imma try not to make the same mistakes i've seen yeah right, run away now

and, uh... hope that works!

(hmmm... oh here she goes, shes about to talk. RUN)

age-- 16! yay!

gender-- (sniff) isn't it obvious?

height-- im tall. I play center (or post... or #5 position, whatever you call it) in basketball, im that tall. Which is like... 5"10 and a half.

race-- nigerian-american... so black :)

weight-- well lets just say my aunt used to call me chicken-legs ok?

favorite food-- its crazy. i LOVE food. A LOT. but im really thin, so people are always like WTF? anorexia? But i really do LOVE to eat. um.. but i love SKITTLES, candy, junk food, mcdonals, sooya (spelling?), gari, popcorn, pizza, fresh salad, cookies, chocolate, and basically anything edible. :)

books-- you don't want to get me started. really, you dont. the basics? harry potter, max ride, confessions of a shopaholic series, bloody jack series, charlie bone series, micheal crichton (r.i.p), john grisham (is a genious), umm... a lot more that im too lazy to list at the moment. so yeah. i definitly love books, and if anyone wanna suggest some to me, id be estatic! :)

music-- oh god. Black eyed peas, will smith, sean kingston, paula diondi, 50 cent, brandy, TLC, Rhianna, Beyonce, Shakira, Ciara, Pussycat dolls, Timbaland, Akon, BOne thugs and harmony, 36mafia, Nelly Furtado, Musiq... oh god... there are so many more... but i'm getting distracted.

WOAH! even more!
Leona Lewis, Mariah Carey, Will Smith, Busta Rhymes, Fergie, Pussycat Dolls, TLC, 3Lw...more later i guess.

oh wait.
i really like the old school stuff.
you know, james brown, earth wind and fire, en vouge, the eisly brothers, aretha franklin, shaka khan?

that was all WAY before my time, but i like it.

hmm...
i like pop music too... just cuz i do.
like...wait. just gimme a sec.

um... ok, i guess its more alternative so...
Colbie Cailot, Sara Borelleis, Natasha Bedingfeild...ok, whatever. i cant classify that. hmph.

freezepop, violent femmes, doug e. fresh, slick rick, micheal jackson, kriskros... oh theres so many more, but im prolly boring you (yeah... you are)

i LOVE sports. like... any sport. not to big a fan of golf, but thats an exception. music= LOVE to me. no joke. without music, i prolly wouldve killed someone by now. seriously. i love music soooo much. SO SO SO much.

R.I.P Michael Jackson

I love you.

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts

August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009

umm...

imma book nerd.

no joke.

(seriously. she reads books, like... all the time. quite a contradiction, isn't she? a book reading jock?)

other news... im a chock (chick+jock=chock)

i do almost every sport, i.e volleyball, swim, tennis (too bad she sucks at it) soccer, football (haha, not on a team), um... softball scares me. the idea of me with a weapon... yeah. not good.

oh! although i am a proud american (:>) i DO support world cup OVER superbowl (sorry steelers/cardinals fans... but SOUTH AFRICA 2010! who's with me?!)

i do hardcore basketball and track. no joke, i have NO social life during these seasons.

(like she ever has a social life)

i also do forensics. not dead bodies.

HI, auditioning, group improv, storytelling, sometimes LD debate, public forum, and solo. And if you know what these are, HIGH FIVE!

um. music. i think i've already mentioned it, but uh... i LIVE for my music. especially the old skool.

old school, hip hop, pop rock sorry... dont really like "real" rock r&b, motown, pop, rap, hip hop, hip hop, HIP HOP.

thats all for the music (yes, you can cheer now)

um...

ACTING is my PASSION.

yeah, i know a lot of people say that, but im serious. i LOVE to act, and im quite good if i do say so myself. (what an egotistical little bugger)

i plan on MAJORING in it in college. NO JOKE.

im for shiz serious about acting.

one more thing.

(is this a requirement or something?)

i ship taang. no joke. (she's one of those weirdos who squeals when she reads a good taang.)

and sukka. (a giggler, this one)

and since a lot of good taangs are hidden in the zutaras, i have... become a zutaraian.

(le gasp!)

ehmahGAWD. i have found a new book obsession (jumps on le bandwagon) MAXIMUM RIDE.

(ignoring the blatant global warming protest that was MR:4, a.k.a The Epic Fail, of course.) I bet MR:5 is gonna be astounding just to make up for that... tragedy that was MR:4

actually, i think james patterson's account was hacked. No way was that nonsense his.

but seriously. i LOVEZ it. soo sooo much.

nudge is pretty much MAH FAVORITA. therefore, i ADORE niggy. nudgy, niggy, nuggy, whatever you call it, i LOVEZ it. eggy can go jump in a lake. (not that i hate ella or anything)

and fax. Fax is just... well DUH! and eerily similar to zutara much? I mean, protective, kick-butt girl, and dark, silent, kick-butt guy?!

helloo?! looks like james pat might be a bit of a fan of a:tla himself!

ooh... sweeny todd... so freaky... but i LOVE sweenett... :)

one more thing (god, does she ever shut UP!)

ok. im one of those people who, when she first discovered ff.net, ran and looked up all the shows she used to watch when she was a kid, just to see if anyone else thought it was so obvious that ash and misty were soooo meant for each other (which they so totally are)

So don't laugh. kapeesh? (mmm... young marlon brando... yummyy..)

X-men Evo: Kurrty (another squealable ship... i LUST it) Romy (its obvious... so yeah) jott (well duh!) and loro (heh heh)

Pokemon: AshxMisty (yumm...) and JessexJames (dont tell me you didnt see it too!!)

JatD: janexgunther (hello?! so. much. chemisttrryy!!) pepperxrake (a nice feel-good pairing)

HSM: (ive only seen the first one tho): chaylor. and (le gasp!) i actually do the TRADITIONAL pairings for everything else.

i am weird. i hate subtlety. i love loud noises. sometimes i make quiet people nervous. i'm a bit of a tomboy, but i kinda sorta adore fashion. I've been editor of my school's yearbook since sophomore year. I ADORE acting. I actually plan on MAJORING in it in college. Yeah, im serious. Im in loads of clubs. NHS, Student Council, Interact, Forensics, Culture Club, QuizBowl... and theater and basketball and track... so im a little busy sometimes. i'm a hardcore catholic, or at least i try to be. i'm a first generation nigerian-american. yes, nigeria is in africa. also, i am a nigerian princess. no lie, i am. i can give you a family tree. i kill seven people, and i could rule over approximatley 1000 people in a village near lagos. um... i like to make up my own words. if you're confused, just ask.

ok.

i think thats it.

alrighty then, go down and READ and reveiw MY STORIES!!

please? (oh, polite for once.)

so... thats all my weirdness.