Hello there, the name is Guntz and I own this little turf here. I like to do a lot of writing (duh! Why else would I be here?) and since I'm not really good at coming up with the images of an original character, I always have to resort to Google images, Photobucket, and a friend that likes to draw and plot, and just draw so much to her hearts content. I'm not the most perfect write out there considering all I have on my computer is a Notepad, not some fancy Microsoft Word (wish I had, though) so expect a lot of bad grammar, misspellings, and among other things that just look bad. I wish I was intelligent enough to come up with really smart, sophisticated stories that make my old stuff seem childish, more depth and tricks that keeps my readers and fans guessing. Oh well, gotta make do with what I have in my hands, right?

So anyway, I have interesting things happen in the following years I've been on this site, I made friends, I made fanfics (some of which were sadly put out of their miseries because they were just bad), and I have a small growing collection of my most beloved fics and favorite authors. I also like to be unique in my own sense, although this thing was developed out of inspiration by some female authors; writing in an original male character's POV. I love OFC's, I just sometimes get tired of the cliche that someone happens to wander around and experiment, and viola! An OMC is born!

Alright, I kept you waiting and babble enough nonsense to probably put the choir to sleep. Look around my homepage to see some of the images I came up for some of my characters, although they might be changed should I see it fit. Like I said, enjoy!

Guntz

Knocked Up High

SPN Fic! Rhaine Jetcape is a girl living with a drug-addicted mother and sexual deviant step-father, wishing for escape and freedom. Then a stranger in a trench coat comes into her life at her workplace at a local diner and life is seemingly normal until the man speaks of coming events and later she dreams of candy-loving man that introduces her an unwanted gift. Not soon after, she attacked by black-eyed people. Her only form of help comes in the form of two brothers reluctant to play baby-sitter for the next Holy Mother.

I'm Made of Dean

SPNxDA Fic! Monsters were something the Winchester family usually dealt with. But when they met young Alec and got themselves involved with the Government and their dark organization of illegal cloning, they agree that there are some things that they really haven't fully grasped.

Deus Ex Machina

ThunderCats!2011 Fic! Samantha "Sam" Logan landed in another world where Animals are rulers of the Earth and human beings are an extinct race. And what's more, her mother had come to this world once upon a time. Involved with the Thunderians and their mission to defeat Mumm-Ra, Sam tags along in the hopes of discovering the mysterious about her mother and a way home.

He Said He Had A Story

Naruto Self-Insert(ish) Fic! You've heard enough girls being reborn in the Naruto'verse, haven't you? Yeah, I'm one those poor suckers that was reborn, but guess what? I'm a guy. Kokuto is raised into the ways of a ninja and is given a new perspective of the very beings he's only seen in comics and televisions screens.

Don't Trust Me

Bleach x Naruto, Fem!Sasuke Fic! Uchiha Sasuke has passed on from the living and is on her way to the world of the Afterlife, but her strong will to live corrupts the flow of life. To save the universe from destruction, the current of the afterlife sends her to another world completely foreign. In her awakening she meets the Shinigami of the Gotei 13 and her shinobi skills are put to use in this strange world.

Life is Like a Boat

One Piece Fic! Reuben is just a typical fisherman, but when business is going down at the fish warehouse, he volunteers to go on one last trip on the sea to gather more marlins but like a calm before the storm, the ship is caught in the middle of a hurricane and is thrown off into the raving seas to the bottom of the ocean... only to find himself washed up at the beaches and in a world where the ocean is wide and mysterious and ruled by powerful pirates.

Darkside of the Universe

Chronicles of Riddick: Pitch Black Fic! Noah Campbell, along with the other survivors of the Hunter Gratzner, have crash landed on a deserted planet. Among one of the many survivors is a convicted serial killer; Richard B. Riddick. When they are suddenly under threat of creatures who hide in the dark and the world entering an eclipse, they have to rely on Riddick to get off the planet alive. Sequel coming soon!

Try not to Cry

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,

I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best,

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,

But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?

The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste this into your profile.

The Origins Of The Word Yaoi

Yama nashi, Ochi nashi, Imi nashi
"No climax, no point, no meaning."

Yaruze! Omae to Imasugu.
"Let's do it, you and me, right now!"

Yaruze imasugu! Oi! Kocchi Muke yo! Iize. Motto!!
"We're gonna do it right now! Hey, turn this way!! Yeah, you like that...harder!"

One Piece

Strawhat Pirates & Reuben