Hi! I'm EowynsPen. I'm flattered that you've come to my profile, so I might as well tell you a bit about me.

I am a female student. I have blonde hair and eyes that change color, although they are usually shades of blue and/or green, although they always have these little flecks of orange-red things. I am fairly random and lovelovelove fanfiction! Here are a few of my obsessions:

Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Amelia Peabody, Pirates of the Caribbean, InuYasha, and Redwall. Some things I like are reading, writing, the aforementioned obsessions, and I am currently going through an anime/manga phase, which includes liking Naruto, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Bleach, FullMetal Alchemist, InuYasha, Chibi Vampire, Time Guardian, Vampire Knight, Black Cat and (wait for it...) Pokémon

Fav Pairings:

Harry Potter: LilyJames, LilyRemus, HarryLuna, VoldyLuna(for humor stories ONLY!!)

Amelia Peabody: AmeliaSethos (Don't get me wrong, I think that Amelia and Emerson should stay married, but Sethos should never give up on Amelia!! It's like, his reason for living!! He should always continue stalking her!!

Pirates of the Caribbean: JackLizzy

Naruto: HidanKakuzu (actually I don't like this for fics, but it's CANON and so kawaii!), HinataKiba, onesided SaiNaruto (because it's so fun to write Sai as a creep!)

Fun Naruto love triangles!

Naruto loves Sakura who loves Sasuke who loves Naruto (and all of them hate the ones that love them!) lol so funny

Naruto loves Sakura who hates Sai who's obsessed with Naruto (because, come on, the only interesting part in the lame-o Sora arc was when Sai was hitting on Naruto!)

So write fics like those!!

My friends on Fanfiction: MariFerolla, swordswingingsquirrel, AnimeFallingStar, Starrise57, puddingcup, and mello rox my sox

Also, I have written many fics, but I often never get around to publishing them. Actually, I have tried to publish many fics on Mugglenet.com, but bad, evil things always happened, so I migrated here, and now I'm happy as a clam!

... Then again, who knows how happy clams are?

Anyways, I loves you all! Hugs all around!! I'd bake you cookies, but to ask for your addresses to send them to you would be rather stalker-ish, and I don't want to blow my cover! So eat my imaginary cookies! Lovies! Bye!

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If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!), EowynsPen (Lets see; Miroku, Kouga, Sesshomaru, Bankotsu, Kakashi, Gaara, L, Mello, Dark Mousy, Satoshi, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Kisuke Urahara, Edward Elric, and Kyo Souma)

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, Emo-GothFreak,Cheeseeatingsurrenderrat, silentscream16, 7sasukesprincess7, Hanajimaa, BrokenAngel363, CaityAndNaeHeartCookies. EowynsPen

If you think that '/_\' looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile. ( yep it does...sadly.)

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Quotes:

Huh. Sanity. What would I do with something as useless as that? Lucky for me I never had any such thing. - Kenpachi Zaraki

One, I'm too cool to be caught kissing you, and Two, I would require my step stool. - Toshiro Hitsugaya in a fanfic. GO SHORTIES!

DON'T EAT THAT MUFFIN! - Me

There's nothing more entertaining than watching two old guys beat the crap out of each other. - Me

I'm not short! I'm fun-sized! - My friend Jo

I'm not short. Everyone else is just freakishly tall. It's not my fault they're deformed, so why do they take it out on me? - Ed Elric in a fanfic

NO! NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! ED IS MINE! MINE! ALL MINE! - My friend Anna

Should I be worried? - My friends Paige and Michelle while staring at me

THE JELLY IS ALIVE! - My friend Kiko

Honey, when you peel the banana, the apple gets jelly. This doesn't happen when you use a papaya and mango, though. - My friend Kiko

I will never be able to look a bowl of fruit in the face again. - Me

To be or not to be. sigh That is the question. - Hamlet

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art though Romeo? - Juliet

You look familiar. Have I threatened you before? - Jack Sparrow

"Never say the D word around me again!"-Me "What, Damn?" - My friend Michelle "No, Delete! shudders"-Me

Oooooh, THAT cat. No, I have no clue. - Me

Dad, stop sniffing carpets. You're embarrassing me. - Me

Snap, Crackle, Pop - Roy Krispies! - My friend Rina

NOTICE!! I am extremely sorry. I have already gotten a review saying "WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO UPDATE?!" And know that I should. But, during the summer I have the world's crappiest computer and cannot access my documents. Only one has been modified to fit my computer, and that's my novel. So, no updates until September TT.TT yes I know it's sad. Gomen nasai!!