girl with the sbahj tattoo
PM . Follow . Favorite . Feed
beta: β Beta Profile
since: 06-14-08, id: 1605045, Profile Updated: 08-13-12
country: USA
Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, No. 6, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Homestuck.

About the girl with the sbahj tattoo


Yo, I'm Klaus. A 16 year old guy located in the state of Mississippi. I love fanfiction, and I have ever since I was the tender age of 11. Updates from me can be very few and far inbetween, but sometimes I kick that writer's block and I'm able to write anything and everything at the drop of a hat. If you've got a request of any kind (except mpreg and furry stuff, please), go ahead and ask. Chances are can and will write it for you. You can send me a PM or message me on tumblr and I can promise I'll get back to you on it, even if I don't reply within five minutes I will most likely write it for you.

My fandoms are mostly animu and the such, but if there's something else you would like (Like Sherlock or CSI or something) but I haven't really seen, that's no problem. I need to watch more shows anyway, but it will take me a bit of time to actually fill your request.

If you'd like me to beta for you (even though I myself am a bit of a shitty writer) I will gladly do it for you. In fact, anything you may need. An ear to nag or vent to, a popsicle, a signal boost on tumblr. Pretty much anything that you need right then and there, I'll always be a person you can come to.

Besides all that writing and sappy bullshit, here's some other stuff about me: I'm a senior in High School, and I tend to be my happiest during the summer when I don't have to see people I could give less of a shit about. I love Dairy Queen a lot which really sucks because I love losing weight for cosplay even more. I am a transgendered pansexual, since a few friends and strangers have asked before. If you don't mind, please don't send any unnecessary hate in my direction. That's rude. I'm currently hand-writing a journal memoir thing that I plan to write in every day for my senior year, even though I started it before the actual school year started. Silly thing, but why not. I can see how much I did and such because of it. I've loved Naruto for ten years this year (2012) and I really don't know if I should be happy or sad about it. Either way, I think it's an accomplishment of sorts. I do recreational drugs from time to time, so if you'd like to have a conversation about it I'm down, but if you disagree with it and want to tell me how much I'm going to ruin my life by doing so, please kindly fuck off. The same goes for the fact that I smoke cigarettes even though I'm underage.

I love music and my favorite bands/artists are as followed: The Mountain Goats, The Birthday Massacre, Modest Mouse, Death Cab For Cutie, Bob Dylan, River City Extension, ... And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Mew, Death From Above 1979, My Chemical Romance, Pink Floyd, Crystal Castles, Starfucker, Bondage Fairies, Justice, and others. My last.fm is also listed below.

If there's anything else you would like to know about me, send me a PM or something. I'm always down for making new friends.

Updates:

8/13/2012 - 8:23 PM (Central) - Shit fucking christ. Senior year started for me, so updates and shit will be slow, and I am sorry I have yet to update Spider Lily. I know a lot of you are expecting a new chapter, I am gomen. In other news, I have started an AO3 account, which will be in the linkage. I'll mostly post NSFW and Homestuck fics there. But anyway, Sorry for the lack of any kind of update v_v

7/27/2012 - 5:22 AM (Central) - Okay, so. I've been gone without much of a reason for four months. I don't exactly feel comfortable with giving a reason why, but for those that are still following and waiting on a chapter for Spider Lily, fear not for you shall have one within two weeks. Also, since my writers block is currently gone for the time being, if you would like to request something from really anything (I have written for Death Note (ff.n deleted the only story I had, and I had no clue as to how to contact the admins), Naruto, No. 6, Homestuck, FMA, and several other things. And if you have a birthday coming up and want something then, just ask. Just tell me if you want a ship, a scenario (if you can think of one.) and I'm the guy for you. Also, the best place to get in contact with me is through my tumblr, which is listed below. And sooner or later, when AO3 finally starts giving out invites, I will also start posting there as well. I can't really think of anything else to say, so I'm gonna ollie out. Thanks for sticking with me, everyone xoxo


4/7/2012 - 4:13 PM (Central) - Expect an update for Spider Lily in the next few days. I finally got over my life. Also expect a Homestuck, FMA, and possibly another No. 6 one shot within the week! I'm back in business, bitches C:


2/17/2012 - 3:57 PM (Central) - Oi, I know a lot of you are really expecting an update with Spider Lily, but my life is kinda biggol mess right now so I dunno when it will be updated. Please hold on though, I'm writing a one-shot to occupy what space I can. I have everything planned out, I'm just a bit afraid to do it because I want it to be good and not, ya know, bad. So sorry guys :(. One-shot soon, though C:

Linkage:

tumblr - art blog - heteterostuck-quotes - last.fm - AO3


1. All in Time
... Bigger and better things were always meant to happen to boys that were destined to be angels. This boy, Dave Strider, was certainly no exception.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Published: 9-16-12 - John E. & Davesprite
2. Heart of Fire » reviews
She was nothing more than a princess that fell for a man from the polar opposite kingdom. This is the story of how Kanaya Maryam fell, and how she fell hard.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-15-12 - Published: 9-1-12 - Kanaya M. & Dirk S.
3. Tipsy
Roxy goes over to Equius's apartment with some of her "homemade" punch. Sloppy makeouts ensue. -One-shot/Voidshipping-
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Published: 9-1-12 - Roxy L. & Equius Z. - Complete
4. Fingerpaint reviews
He really wasn't all that great at making people feel better. -drabble/giftfic-
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-21-12 - Dave S. & Jade H. - Complete
5. Higher Than The Stars
He can't help but care more for her well being than his own. -Drabble-
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Published: 8-20-12 - Equius Z. & Roxy L. - Complete
6. Unexplainable Delirium reviews
Two dorks in love, doing what they always do: being themselves and of course being dorks. -DaveJohnDave/Oneshot/Fluff/Non-SBURB/Rated T for implications-
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-26-12 - John E. & Dave S. - Complete
7. Dominatrix reviews
Frankly, Karin was getting sick and tired of all these rich boys getting their way. -One Shot/AU/Karin x Sasuke-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-4-12 - Karin & Sasuke U. - Complete
8. Spider Lily » reviews
He was always told to expect the unexpected, but this was not what he had in mind. But then again, he did keep his promise... -Rated M for Adult Situations and Violence.
No. 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,242 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-3-12 - Published: 9-26-11 - Shion & Nezumi/Rat
9. Mr Grinch
Sasuke cannot stand the holidays. -Oneshot/AU/giftfic-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Published: 12-20-11 - Sasuke U. - Complete
10. What Home Feels Like reviews
The best gift he had received was just the fact that he knew that she was sleeping in his bed, and she was probably going to for the rest of his life. -One shot, birthday fic for Naruto-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-10-11 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete
11. Sneak reviews
They could tell them at any time, but it was so much more fun when you have the chance of getting caught... -Oneshot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-14-11 - Roy M. & Riza H.
12. Fried Rice reviews
Nezumi forgot that it was Shion's birthday... -Oneshot-
No. 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-7-11 - Shion & Nezumi/Rat
13. Somber Reminiscence reviews
The memory he didn't want to forget was that of her exotic, red hair. -One Shot-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-28-11 - Itachi U. & Kushina U. - Complete
14. Nothing Better reviews
Minato muses over Kushina's pregnacy. -Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-20-11 - Minato N. & Kushina U. - Complete
15. Why? reviews
Instead of being welcomed back with open arms, he is put in prison, leaving him alone with his thoughts. / One shot /
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-4-11 - Sasuke U.
16. I Know What the Word Gone Means
House cleaning isn't supposed to be this painful. -Team Seven-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Published: 5-9-11 - Complete
17. Dusty Mirror reviews
Kakashi has an addiction. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-14-11 - Kakashi H. - Complete
18. Thank You reviews
MERRY CHRISTMAS LADY HANAKA! HakuSaku POEM
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-11-09 - Haku & Sakura H. - Complete
19. Lips reviews
SasoSaku... Happy Birthday Bronze Angel! Just read this, you might like it :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-7-08 - Sakura H. & Sasori - Complete
20. Copy Machines reviews
Naruto gets fired from his job and decides to pull one last prank... One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-16-08 - Naruto U. - Complete
Manager of:
Community: Sakura/Itachi Sakura/Sasuke
Focus: Anime/Manga » Naruto