| ThespianWaltz |
Author has written 6 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, and Spy vs Spy. Hi, I'm ThespianWaltz and I'm assuming that no one's going to read this ever!! In the event that you're still with me, here's a little heads up. This account is mainly for yaoi. Some of you think it's evil. Well it is, but dang if it isn't addictive so you'll all just have to deal with it or leave. I will read all notes sent to me even if they're flames, but I will only be polite to people who write to me with respect and hopefully a bit of eloquence. No, that doesn't mean you have to know big words. Just don't use computer speak and curse with the same word repeatedly. It makes your notes/flames less impressive and I tend to take them as jokes then. I'm not the type to rant about flames and such, I just need people to understand the situation. For all of those others who like my work, don't hesitate to write. I'd love to make some new friends, fall in love with your favorite pairing, and just share opinions. I'm totally serious. If you're bored and have nothing better to do, drop a line. I'd love to chat with anyone that wants to. About myself: Be whoever you want around me. I really don't care. I don't care about your religion although I'm Christian. Not any type, mind you. Just plain christian. I hate racism and bigotry. I spent all my life moving and even spent a few years in Germany. I just don't get that sort of thing. So don't be afraid. I won't bite. I live in a part of the US where it is constantly either cold or hot, never in between. I have two dogs: a golden retriever and a boston terrior. Polar bears are left handed, like me! I took four years of German. I'm not exactly fluent, but if you ever need help with German for a story, just ask. Finally, I have a deviantART account if you want to say hi. Please do. Ink illustration- http://thespianwaltz.deviantart.com/art/A-Taste-of-Romance-Ink-91513283 The Black Prince and the White Rose illustration- http://thespianwaltz.deviantart.com/art/BPWR-Illustration-96997738 Infamous series illustration (#7 in a music meme)- http://thespianwaltz.deviantart.com/art/Music-Meme-95223951 He Who Brings Back the Distant One lineart and rough color illustrations- http://thespianwaltz.deviantart.com/art/HWBBtDO-Illustration-Lines-97231032 http://thespianwaltz.deviantart.com/art/HWBBtDO-Illustration-Color-97231841 Scenery Illustration- http://thespianwaltz.deviantart.com/art/Scenery-Illustration-98612191 Scenery Illustration 2- http://thespianwaltz.deviantart.com/art/Outrunning-the-Heat-of-Him-98918403 | |||||||
1. Defamiliarization reviewsAccording to Russian modernist critics, the difference between simple writing and artistic literature is defamiliarization. Prose must take things we think we understand and force us to look at them in a new way. chack.Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-6-08 - Chase & Jack - Complete2. A Taste of Music reviewsA special supplement to Taste of Romance, this one-shot drabble collection's inspiration comes from songs rather than random words. Still Chack. Inference of murder and sex, but nothing actually happening.Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-6-08 - Chase & Jack - Complete3. Bang reviewsA poem describing a battle between White and Balck from Black's perspective. Slight slash at the very end.Spy vs Spy - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-15-08 - Complete4. He Who Brings Back the Distant One » reviewsEgypt is in turmoil as the king's right to rule is challenged. The festival of Amun will calm the people, but will the gods bless the pharaoh with more than just his crown? And will it be enough to save Egypt? Nothing explicit, but definite smut. AU ChackXiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-23-08 - Published: 7-19-08 - Chase & Jack5. A Taste of Romance » reviewsA one-shot prompt collection in the style of Crystallicsky's Anthology of Love. It's also Chack because it's always a little more fun when evil wins. Warnings: male/male love, cursing, possible violence and death, adult implications, and stupidity.Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,058 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 6-17-08 - Chase & Jack6. The Black Prince and the White Rose reviewsAll fairytales have a happy ending, but not all of the paths taken are smooth and straight. I invite you to enjoy an old-fashioned story with clever narration and a chack twist. Written in fairytale style so appropriate for all ages.Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-3-08 - Chase & Jack - Complete