Ooh, I'm so excited! Guess what! A totally awesome person named Quantum Rose translated my story Nathanial Morris into Chinease! You can read the translated story at http://www.hpfans.net/forum/thread-47018-1-1.html/ Thank you, Quantum Rose! I love you!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Name: Ty

Age: Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again anyway

Height: I'm one of the tall short people

Weight: Not quite sure...

Location: God's Country, Canada

Favorites: Books: the Harry Potter series, the Twilight series, the Sisters Grimm series, historical fiction, sci-fi, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, anything to do with magic or animals, and anything written by Tamora Pierce

Movies: all Harry Potter, and POTC

Ships: HP: Umbridge/Avada Kedavra (I invented this, c'mon peoples, JOIN MY SHIP!), Draco/Hermione, all canon, Serverus/Lily, Remus/OFC, Remus/Ty, Regulus/Lily, Regulus/Ty and any Gryffindor/Slytherin

Twilight: All canon, Leah/Nahuel

PJO: Percy/Annabeth, Grover/Juniper

Sisters Grimm: Puck/Sabrina, Uncle Jake/Briar Rose

Music: I like it all!

Least Favorites: Books: romance

Movies: romance, comedy and romantic comedy

Ships: HP: Harry/Hermione, all slash ships EXPECIALLY Sirius/Remus, Fred/George, and Harry/Draco

Twilight: All slash, Bella/Jacob, Jacob/Leah, Sam/Leah

PJO: Percy/someone-other-then-Annabeth, Grover/Annabeth, all slash

Sisters Grimm: Puck/Daphne, all slash

Music: Nothing really.

Characters I Fangirl: Remus Lupin and Regulus Black, but Regulus has to be open-minded, and it is my belief that he was open-minded in canon, though the topic is debated. Also, I fangirl Draco Malfoy. (All characters I fangirl are teenagers, meaning they're still in Hogwarts or they graduated one or two years ago.)

My Plot Bunny: My plot bunny's name is Charles. He is a light brown with a tiny streak of white on his forehead

Details Behind My Name: I am Voldemort's twin sister. My mother gave birth to me in a wizarding orphanage, where she named me Merope Riddle, and left because she didn't know she would give birth to my brother in 10 minutes. My wand is 10 1/2 inches and is solid bloodstone. It's one of the 13 wands in the world that's made of a gemstone, instead of wood. I was a kind Slytherin, and I didn't know about Tom (and he didn't know about me) until about three weeks after my Sorting. My best friend was Minerva McGonagall, my favorite spell is Langlock, and my favorite class was Potions. I did commentary for the Quidditch matches, and I taught DADA during Severus Snape's fourth year. Severus was my favorite student. I look like my mother, with my brown hair and eyes. I am NOT a Dark witch, but I can burst into Death Eater meetings whenever I want because Voldemort holds a lot of respect for me. There is only two people Voldemort fears - Dumbledore and me. Dumbledore because of his magical abilities and me because I don't believe in the boundries seperating good and evil, Dark and Light, power and those too weak to see it, etc. Oh, and I'm an EPIC dueller.

For "A Text From Your Enemy": Here's the link to see Draco's and Hermione's cell phones: www.intomobile.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/telus-venus.jpg

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL DRAMIONE SHIPPERS: a WONDERFUL person whose FanFiction pen name is AmethystSoairse-TheIrishDragon has created an AWESOME Dramione website. If you are serious about Draco/Hermione relationships, go to www.freewebs.com/fire-and-ice07 and check it out. AmethystSorairce-TheIrishDragon and some of their friends have spent hours creating this website, filling it with Dramione photos, videos, and canon proof that Dramione had a very strong chance of existing. So to all Dramione shippers: WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?! CLICK ON THE LINK!!

This is MC Foofoo's idea that I am using for my own devices.

The Ultimate Disclaimer

I keep forgetting to put this on my stories, so I'm stealing this idea from MC Foofoo. But I explained that already.

I own nothing. The names, the characters, even the wind that blows through the Whomping Willow's branches is JKR's. It will never be mine. NEVER.

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Paste the bunny on your profile and join the Death Eaters! (We have cookies, milk, and a DENTAL PLAN!)

Below are some wickedly awesome Random Philosophies. If you want the full list, go to MC FooFoo's profile:

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

EMO--Extravagently Made Origami

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Here are my copy-and-pastes. I'm normally not a believer in C&Ps, but I found some funny ones and others that just SCREAMED my name. Enjoy!

PS: If you take a C&P from my profile, please PM me and tell me. I'll want to check out your profile and when I check out profiles I usually read FanFics!

16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"

If your first and/or second favorite Harry Potter character is a Death Eater, copy this into your profile and creep people out.

98 of teens are currently "bringing sexy back". Copy and paste this into your profile if you are a part of the 2 whom sexy never left!

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! (GO ME!!)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE PERSON THAT KILLED YOU! (Quote from DarkElements10) A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail, and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this to your profile.

Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, tHeSmIlEyFaCeOfYoUrNiGhTmArEs, Sister to the Dark Lord

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

98 of people would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was seen on the top of a buiding, ready to jump off. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the 2 who would be yelling "JUMP! JUST JUMP ALREADY! JUMP!"

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile

You have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc) then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're wierd copy and paste this into your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so insane that you scare yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.