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dazzle.me.darling
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since: 06-15-08, id: 1605607, Profile edited: 07-06-08
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 4 stories for Misc. Books, and Twilight.

whoah. so here's me, faced with a big blank space to put stuff in.

daunting, eh?

hmmm... so...


WELL NOW! aren't you lucky! seeing as i'm not allowed to post stuff for a while yet you're just gonna have to put up with me randomly rambling.

SO! random ramble #1: i like books.

dazzle.me.darling's Top Ten Reads

The Twilight Series by Stephanie Meyer (and a certain stupid shiny volvo owner... lalala -whistles innocently- )

The Books of Pellinor by Alison Croggon (though how can it possibly take someone so LONG to realise they're in love? and if they're not in love then i may just have to CRY. yes, people. CRY.)

Emma by Jane Austen (i can definitely relate to one of the characters in this book. here - i'll give you a clue: i talk a lot about nothing in particular...)

Pride and Predudice, also by Jane Austen (ah, Mr Darcy, my eyes are fine too...)

The Black Magician Trilogy by Trudi Canavan (NOOOOOOO! why do the people i like always have to die?)

The Old Kingdom Series by Garth Nix (c'mon people, you know it's good... MOGGET RULES!)

Harry Potter by JK Rowling (wow! i can't believe i only just remembered to add this to the list! mind you, goes without saying really... i never thought the day would come when good 'ole Harry would end up at #7 on the list. it's a book-eat-book world out there...)

Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte (poor little Jane... poor little Rochester... WAIT! his first name is EDWARD!)

The Alex Rider Books by Anthony Horowitz (as if i could leave Anthony out! seriously - these were my favourite books at one point until a certain vampire came along... please - someone help me. i think i'm obsessed.)

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

The Maximum Ride Series by James Patterson (i mean, flying-mutant-bird-kids, where can you go wrong?)

random ramble #2: i like to play the piano - mainly composing my own stuff, but also pieces from books and cds, which brings me nicely on to...

randomy ramble-majig #3: music! yes, dear reader, there is more...

THE GREAT PLAYLIST OF... WELL. RANDOMNESS, I GUESS.

Pretty much anything by The Killers

And the Kaiser Chiefs

And the Hoosiers

AND The Feeling, for that matter... (ATTENTION ALL TWILIGHT FANS! listen to the lyrics of Same Old Stuff! i can't help thinking of the books every time i hear them... but then again - i think i've already established that i AM slightly obsessed...)

Leave Out All The Rest and Shadow Of The Day by Linkin Park

Air Traffic

The Fratellis (of course)

Open Your Window by Reverend and the Makers

The Last Shadow Puppets!!

The Pidgeon Detectives (it's not that i'm not the romantic type...)

Scouting For Girls (is it me, or do half the songs sound the same? i LIKE them, but still...)

random ramble #4: pizza! yes, my friend. PIZZA RULES! apart from pepperoni. pepperoni stinks. gah.

rr #5: green is not your enemy...

rr #6: ...pink is...

rr #7: ...well, salmon pink at any rate. -shudders-

rr #8: did you know that i know that you know that she said you knew that i knew about you knowing?

rr #9: no. neither did i.

rr#10: the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett is ABSOLUTELY SPLENDIFEROUSLY AMAZINGLY FANTASTICALLY SUPERBLY AWESOMELY TERRIFICALLY SIDE-SPLITTINGLY GOOD! (ook?)

rr #11: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

randomness is all... mwah ha haaaaaa...

-splutters and chokes having got too carried away with demonic laugh-

so then, seeing as this is fanfiction (and i must stress the FAN part - i don't own anything, as much as i wish to)...

(umm, you'll have to imagine the overvoice guy)

COMING TO A COMPUTER NEAR YOU...

...SOME TIME THIS CENTURY...

...OR AT LEAST THIS MILLENIA...

...I HOPE...

Breathe - Twilight (IN PROGRESS: NOT YET POSTED)

“What did I do?!” I demanded, attempting to stare down the angelic figure before me. This couldn’t be good. I was sure of it. The panic seemed to be bubbling to the surface, reaching out beyond control-

“Bella. You were looking, but you weren’t breathing.”

Oooh! dun dun DUN! my first cliffy! i'm so proud...

Twilight Drabbles - Twilight (IN PROGRESS)

Yes, i really am this obsessed. i really should get help.

ADVANCE WARNING: OOCness galore!

A Confusing Turn of Events - Pellinor (COMPLETED!!)

Cadvan finds himself being interrogated by Hem, whilst Saliman decides that it's time to have a heart-to-heart with Maerad. And what's all this rubber chicken business about?

yes, dear readers, there is more... RUN IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY!

A Metaphorical Cadvan - Pellinor (COMPLETED!!)

Pretty much as it says in the title!

see, this is what happens when you start making promises you can't keep.


AND ANY OTHER WIERD AND WONDERFUL STUFF I HAPPEN TO DREDGE UP FROM DAZZLE-LAND!!


COPY AND PASTES!!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question. Hmmm... I wonder...

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.




1. Twilight Drabbles » reviews
The average ramblings of an obsessed fan. Romance, comedy, drama, action... a series of drabbles that is living proof that I have too much free time.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,955 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 9-28-08 - Published: 7-6-08
2. A Confusing Turn of Events reviews
My second challenge response! My, haven't I been busy? Cadvan finds himself being interrogated by Hem, whilst Saliman decides that it's time to have a heart-to-heart with Maerad. And what's all this rubber chicken business about? T to be safe! ONESHOT!
Complete - Misc. Books - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-22-08 - Published: 6-22-08
3. Pellinor Challenge Response! reviews
A response to a challenge posted on Where the Fire Lily Grows - Maerad finds herself in love, with embarrassing results! Rated T to be safe - MC unsurprisingly ! ONESHOT
Complete - Misc. Books - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-22-08 - Published: 6-22-08
4. A Metaphorical Cadvan reviews
Well, this is what comes, it seems, of making promises you can't keep... so here goes nothing! I not-so-proudly present: A Metaphorical Cadvan!
Complete - Misc. Books - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-22-08 - Published: 6-22-08
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