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Author has written 11 stories for Fruits Basket, Camp Rock, Avatar: Last Airbender, Gravitation, Luxe series, and Tsubasa Chronicle. Hello, Fanfiction World! The name's GHSNEKO, but for the sake of niceness, you may call me Neko-chan. I'm a sophomore in high school, and I love to read fiction. Nonfiction...is ok... Anywhos, I guess for the sake of making this profile look halfway decent, I'll make a lovely list of Me-Stats. Name: Neko-chan Blood Type: B (NOTE: I have no idea what my actual red flowing-through-veins blood is.) Favorite Animal: Cat Favorite Color: Green Favorite Bands: Jonas Brothers, KAT-TUN, My Chemical Romance, 30 Seconds to Mars, Linkin Park, Evanessence, Tokio Hotel, NewS, Arashi, Super Junior, assorted Jpop, assorted Kpop, etc. Favorite Insect: Bugs are creepy, but if I must choose, definitely butterflies. Favorite Flower: Roses are pretty, but I really like Hydrangeas... Favorite Animes/Mangas: Gravitation, Ouran High School Host Club, X, Tsubasa Chronicles, Tokyo Mew Mew, DNAngel, Fruits Basket Favorite Books: Warriors series by Erin Hunter, Luxe series by Anna Godbershen, Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, Mag Cabot books, Alex Rider series by Anthony Horowitz, and so many others I can't recall at the moment. FF Authors You Absolutely Must Check Out: My cousin, uncmeister. ElementalGuardianProtector, himawarixxsandz, LostWhispers, ShezkaFoxe, Moro-Moro, collettewillows and anyone on my community staff, if you have access to that info. Anywhos, if you scroll down past all the copy and paste stuff, you'll find a description of all my stories. Ja ne for now, GHSNEKO. You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did What I really hate: People that think that they are better than everyone else, they should all die a horrible painful death. (Know i'm getting ideas!) People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I indicate when I ask where the toilet is? When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake? When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why?? When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question! People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya? When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new. When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the second longets thing you will ever do. First is death. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you! When people say "how would you feel in their shoes?" well first of all i would be asking myself why the hell i would be wearing someone elses shoes. If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you still injure yourself on pieces of furniture that have been in the exact same place for your entire life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. I’m the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen,Laby Anne Boleyn, Wild Shadows, Darkangelkyo101, whitefeatherchangestime, Pinkpigeontowa, GHSNEKO If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa, copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you don't believe this. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! If you have ever fallen up the stairs, then do I ever feel bad for you. If you like chocolate, find me someone who doesn’t. Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are tired of enduring the slander people give you for Anime, you're not alone. The movement has begun. If you want to join the group of those who fight the popular culutre brainwashing cult, the welcome. You are now, a Fighting Dreamer. To be a passive member, just remember who you are, and don't falter in your love of Anime, Fanfiction, and all things random. To be an ACTIVE member, copy and paste this entire thing into your profile, add your name to the list below, and, if you REALLY wanna get active, e-mail me, The Silver Kira Fox, telling me that we're not alone. ZephyrFiction, Jedimickey, The Silver Kira Fox, GHSNEKO If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your file If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your file If there are times you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your file If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your file. you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. "Why is the rum always gone?" -Captain Jack Sparrow "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised and you're all set to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really... Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." -Captain Jack Sparrow, Curse of the Black Pearl "I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!" -Captain Jack Sparrow, Dead Man's Chest "Look! An undead monkey!" -Captain Jack Sparrow, Dead Man's Chest "Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?" -Captain Jack Sparrow, At World's End "Nobody move! I've dropped me brain!" -Captain Jack Sparrow, At World's End The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.' My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. There is only one sure way to win at Roulette... steal the chips from the table. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you are stupid copy and paste this on your profile (STUPID Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand) If you are stupid copy and paste this on your profile (STUPID Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand) GERARD WAY "So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window." "So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?" "Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!" "I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!" "Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too." "Oh, and I heard a rumor that I died in a car accident. I didn’t." Oh you see good sir, I don't need that shoe, for I already have two, right here. I saw this kid, and he was rocking the karate kid bandanna. It was pretty badass. Where is that kid? -pulls out a flashlight- -all the lights on stage go out - Hello? Karate kid? Oh! There you are. Hey where'd it go? You lost it? Ahhh whatever. Have a free shirt. -throws him a shirt- Beads? You guys honestly throwing beads at us? Throw boas man, boas are soft, they don't hurt. I mean come on, beads? What? Are we at fuckin Mardi Gras? What're you throwing beads for? YOU'RE AT A MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE CONCERT IN PHILADELPHIA! 1... 2... wait you guys are all standing up, YOU GOTTA SIT DOWN! Are they supposed to sit down? Fuck it. (cries) I will fit into that prom dress, even if it kills me! And now, how many of you want to sing with My Chemical Romance? (crowd screams) ...Woah, that was weird, I've never referred to us in third person before. Don't you hate people who refer to themselves in third person?! Like, say your name is Stan. 'Stan doesn't like to drive. Stan likes to sit in the back. Stan is a fuckin asshole for talking about himself in third person!' If you wanna sell the cookies, you gotta wear the uniform. "You're all my treasures! You're all my sparkling diamonds and my red, red rubies and I wanna polish you up and put you in the pocket of my tight little jeans... and take you home!" "This song...is about a long drive...down a cemetery...wooooooooh(ghost noise)" (holds up inflatable sheep) "Is it only in Scotland that you can get these?!" "I wore my skull makeup today. But did no one else get the memo? I said, DID YOU NOT GET THE FUCKIN MEMO?!" "The bike! I thought the bicycle was for me. Is-Is it not for me? Because if it's not for me...I DON'T WANT IT!" "I don't care what the other boys at school say, I can try out for the cheerleading team IF I WANT TO!" "The Black Parade only has two songs left. Then you'll have to deal with the likes of My Chemical Romance. Personally...I think their language is atrocious and they don't know how to dress." You're all so nice to each other. If someone falls in the mosh pit, you pick them right up. If someone's crowd surfing, you don't just drop them. (Said right as a girl walked by after being pulled down from crowd surfing with a bloody nose) What is this? Pink bunny ears? Well as much as I know you want me to put these on, they'll clash with my outfit. I do know my good friend IERO here'll like them! I'm Gerard Way and I'm here to steal your boyfriend! OOH, somebody brought a laser pointer, which is... magically disappearing before our very eyes. Nobody likes the guy with the laser pointer duuuude. audience boo fan It's worse than jerking off, that shit'll make you blind. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill ’em with deliciousness. People don't know if I’m gay, straight or an alien from outer space... it’s funny. You dirty, disgusting, glowstick-loving, motherfucking animals! I just got so emo I fell apart. (Talking about his action figure) There's a way to avoid them, see...oh shit, they have two of them. (attempting to avoid spotlights) Okay, um Mikey? This lollipop you threw at my head, it just broke, it shattered. "We are all very--Ooh, is this a present?" My mom's here today!! Raise your hand if your my mom!! audience raises their hands NO, NOT ALL OF YOU!! Mom, come to the front!! No, mom, the front!! THE FRONT!! "What happened was sniff, I went right off the side walk and into the bushes, and I was all like, "WOAHHHH!", and I-I like killed so many plants..." "How many of you have our first album?" (half of the crowd screams) "And how many of you have stolen it?" (half of the crowd screams) "...You know what? I fuckin don't care!" Gerard: "D'you...d'you have a question...or...d'you have a question?" MIKEY WAY "At the young age of 9 years, Michael James Way was struck with the affliction known as nearsightedness. Unable to see such things as the chalkboard, the movie screen (or anything more than 5 feet away) the lad was forced to get corrective lenses. Michael and his glasses spent many fruitful years together. They saw each other through the good times, as well as the bad. In May of 2006 this friendship came to a crashing halt. Michael's glasses met their end tragically, by way of Lasik eye surgery. The glasses leave behind two loving brothers, Ray Ban, Paul Frank, and their father Chanel. Viewing times and dates will be announced shortly." "There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops." Yeah, I had a headache, really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute and then my brother (motions at Gerard) got coffee and he taunted me. "Well, what happened is there was the 80's steroids boom, and, uh... so, now, "mysteriously," wrestlers are dying in their sleep in hotel rooms... of heart failure... I don't think it's connected." FRANK IERO "I would date Gerard." "I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids." "I'm totally fuckin' bummed about the 'Ghost of You' leak. If you see a site with a link to the video, please don't watch it. Don't send it out. Don't look at screencaps. It's NOT FINISHED YET!" "I burn everything and call it Cajun." Gerard, in my view, is the second coolest motherfucker on this planet. Second because I'm first, and therefore cooler. When me and Gerard were younger, we used to throw Mikey off the porch. Good times, man. Fan: Frank! Say 'Hi' to the camera, Frank! Frank: Hi to the camera, Frank! Girl: Can you hug me? It's my birthday. (Frank hugs her) Frank: How old are you? Girl: Twenty-seven. (Frank's head shoots up.) Frank: Oh...you don't look that old. ARRRRGH! The romance got tested fer the scurvy they did, and got drunk off Cap'n Morgan...arrrgh. Fan: Frank, where's Mikey? Frank? Frank:Sorry, I'm here. I keep getting distracted. Fan:Ooh Frank: Kissing Gerard. No, I'm kidding. Frank: Oh, I got two more questions then I have to go, sorry. Make 'em good.Fan: Poodle? Frank: Poodle isn't a question. Frank: Asshole. I was such an asshole! Uh, delinquent. I was told I was too intelligent for my own good but I don't know about that. I didn't like authority and this was at ten!Gerard: Who's to say you're not like that now? Two pieces of cheese in a grilled cheese. That's the way it has to be. RAY TORO "I've been left at truck stops, and I'd have to call them on my cellphone, you know, it's like, 'Hey what's up?' and they're like, 'Hey how's it going, man?' I'm like, 'You notice something's missing from the van?' And there's a silence, and they'll go, 'Aw shit!" "Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes!" BOB BRYAR "I'm into cellphones, it's brighter." "I like turtles." "Gerard wears blue underwear." MCR Gerard: 30's not old...30's like the new 20.Frank: Yeah...for trees. Interviewer: First kiss, with who and where?Crowd: Oooh! Frank: makes a face Oh man...it's kind of synonymous with how I met Bob really...It was a dark, dark room. I didn't really know. Bob: He has soft lips... Frank: But it was bearded! And it was weird. Interviewer: But the question is, was he a good kisser? Frank: He's in the band, so... MCR:laughs Frank: Popsicle is the new black. Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it. Frank: I wish it were Popsicle. Gerard: Popsicles? Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one. Mikey: I like Popsicles... Gerard: "I don't like quarters being thrown at me." Mikey: "Throw nickels at him instead, dude. He won't care as much." Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster? Frank: Mikey. And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'? Mikey: That would be me. Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters. Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can't believe he did this today." Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight. Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone! Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in... Frank: Oh god! Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere! Mikey: I did that one time... Gerard: What about the times with the radio? Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though. Interviewer: If you were stranded on a deserted island, who would be eaten first? Ray: Definitely not Mikey, there’s not much to eat! I would say me or Bob. I’m actually gonna go with Bob. He looks tasty. Frank: I’ll pick Bob too. I wouldn’t eat you, because you’d get us off the island! giggles Bob: horrified at answer Oh shit, I get eaten first?! Ray: laughs at Bob Interviewer: You know why? You would offer to be eaten because that way none of the others would have to die. All: Awww! Frank: Starts to climb into coffin Ray: Are you showing your butt!? Frankie! No, you aren't getting in there! Pulls Frank out and lets him down Frank: Tries to climb in again Ray: NO! Gerard: Guys! Don't knock it off! Ray: No I don't want to go to C. Gerard: "Why?" Interviewer: Now we're gonna put you on-the-spot. Morning or night? Bob: "Hey, dude, I figured out what's up with the camera." Ray: "What?" Bob: "It's Brian Schechter's sneaky way of spying on us." Ray Toro: "I'm a medic, but I can't swim Bob Bryar: I will save him. "My worst experience in Warped tour is hitting myself in the face. Remember that show? Gerard: Yeah, we were playing, and he hit himself in the head... Bob: I kept hitting myself in the head for some reason, I'd never do it ever, but I hit myself in the head and I had (touches head)...it was like a grapefruit. I actually still have a little tiny bump, but it was like a grapefruit and then I started getting dizzy and me getting dizzy made me hit myself in the head again... Gerard: Yeah, he was getting so angry, and his head was just getting huge, you know? Interviewer: You didn't notice that you were hitting yourself? Gerard: It was swelling... Bob: Yeah, I did, and then as we were playing I have guys holding ice on my head so I don't pass out." "In downtime I practice my solo project. It's all songs about Gerard. sings Oh Gerard..." Frank: "It's called 'Gerardolopoly'" Bob: sings "Gerard...Oh Gerard, you make my heart burn..." Mikey: "Yo... Yo, Bob's screen name is 'Bob's -censored-'! IM him!" Bob: "Mikey Way's... Hey, yo-you want me to drop... looks at cellphone Mikey Way's phone number is..." Mikey: "NOOO!" Interviewer- Is he Gerard Way hiding something from us Bob? Is he quite a hit with the ladies?" Gerard: "Yeah right." Bob: "He could be like, Justin Timberlake, I swear to God. But, but, he like--all these girls want to talk to him, and he gets really nervous and he starts just like, drawing. And then they leave, 'cause he's just drawing. So, no girl wants to sit there and watch a dude draw, like, a dragon or something." Gerard: "He's right." If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a scary crush on an anime/manga character, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list: Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret, SukiraOfTheLight (Mika), ZephyrFiction, The Silver Kira Fox, GHSNEKO Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly, DolphinAngel14 , Cherrie-Sakura, ZephyrFiction, The Silver Kira Fox, XOXOXOXOXOX Melody x Saki XOXOXOXOXOX GHSNEKO If you have the greatest friends in the world put this on your profile My name is Sarah I am but three, Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" Friends FRIENDS:Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS:Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS:Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS:Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS:Are only through high school/college.
FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS:Would ignore this letter. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!! Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) ()() c( uu) BUNNIES KICK BUTT! When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you have ever been strutting around, acting like you were all that, and tripped ungracefully, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile If yoyu are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile(GO VAMPIRES AND DEMONS!) If you are crazied and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile if you suffer from blood wrath, copy and paste this onto your profile I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school "Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door." If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you that believe those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile. This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments, and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well." --Mikey Way "Popsicles should be the new black, that way everyone would have one!"--Frank Iero "I wanna go to bed now!" Frank Iero "If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway." ~Gerard "The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell." ~Gerard I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too." ~ Gerard "I dont think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start his own band, I like to think it will make him save children from a burning building. "Wheather you're a size 36 or 18,you're beautiful.As long as you're a good person and respect your self and others, you're beautiful." "I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things." "Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherfr, stick up your middle finger, and scream FK YOU!" Leah Miller Of Much Music: Do you guys have any fetishes? We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster We're very attractive to them because we dress like homeless people. "When you doubt yourself you create something better." "It is so hard not to push you off of that drum." (Said to Frank Iero; this may not be the exact quote.) "If you don't go to highschool you will deffinatly go to jail." - Gerard Way "I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude." - Gerard Way "The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time " Gerard Way "Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!" - Gerard Way "there have been tours where we hit a differemt Wal-Mart almost every night" "Its hard to break out of Routines there, If I wasn't in this band, I'd probably be stuck doing some retail job. We lived near malls, and that's just what you would do. A lot of people I know ended up as, like, a manager at the Gap." Gerard: I'm NOT Okay (laughs) Why are you laughing at me Frank? "We actually wanted to do this in OUR church...but uh... we don't GO there anymore..."-Frankie "Well, I'm half italian, so last year on warped tour i got this really good tan and i was like, bummer."-Gerard "It's about a girl and a guy and they both die...no wait...she doesn't die...he just THINKS she's dead..."-Frankie "I like popsicles."-Mikey Way "They're going to make us look like chumps!"-Ray "I just rolled up the window, I couldn't think of anything else to do, phew I'm safe from the .375 gun now that I've rolled up the fucking window" Bob Bryar This Song (Give Em Hell Kid) Is about getting Knocked Up, Has Anyone Here Ever Gotten Knocked Up? -Gerard Way "It's like the drag fairy coming and saying 'What How many ladies in the house tonight!? Fans scream Oh, shit... All you ladies scream! Fans scream again Now that I have the ladies' attention, I want to tell you something. Some day, you're going to go to a concert and see a rock star. He may look like me, or him, or us, or any one, and he's going to tell you if you show him your tits he'll take you backstage. And I want you... to spit in that mother fucker's face! Fans scream Because you are better than that! Frankie: Eww is that a bug? "Do you want to FUCK me CHICAGO!? Do you want to FUCK me in my bed, under my sheets... Do you want to DAAANCE?" - Gerard Way At a TOC show "Do you wanna fuck me?! girls scream i said DO U 'My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.' - Frank Iero Beach balls at festivals are the work of the devil! Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. I'm gonna buy whatever shower curtain I want. Interviewer: Why should the world give a damn about My Chemical Romance? It's me and Gerard on the porch, talking about how Gerard isn't cool! People think we're rich vampires. Who wouldn't want to catch a guy in a bear suit? Women being objectified and all the bad things that are just inherit and ingrained in it that don't have to be that way. Frank Iero is only like 4 feet tall-Gerard OMG!!-Mikey JONAS BROTHERS Joe: Fine! Take your banana! (pretending to cry) Demi Lovato: (sighing) Joe! Nick and Kevin: Ooooh, yeah... KEVIN Yo, My name's Mufasa! I'm the king of the land! I'll come slap you with the back of my hand! Wait, wait. They started with just regular pancakes, now they’re chocolate chip, I think. Where are you going with this man? JOE I have a disco ball helmet. I'm not angry. I've never been angry in my entire life. The only thing that makes me angry is...people videotaping me. TURN IT OFF!! (The Nick Jonas Show, P.1) Watch me do a flip! (trys to do a flip off of couch, but lands on head) Oh crap! I'm Joe Jonas, I'm your best friend. Open the fridge, eat a chicken. No! I don't have a third arm, silly fans! HAHAHA! I'm gonna go run out in traffic...(runs in to the street and looks around) There's no cars in Oklahoma!! (After getting his driver’s license) Now everyone has to stay off the roads! (talking about an extreme sport he’d like to try) I would do extreme acting. It’s a new thing I’m making up. It’s like SAD FACE…. HAPPY FACE. Someone once said that I like girls who wear cookie dough-flavored lip gloss. I’ve never kissed a girl who’s worn this flavor. If I ever do, I’ll let you know if I like it or not. Kevin has a Starbucks radar in his head. We’ll be on the road, and he’ll be like, "Two miles-Starbucks." He can smell it…and every time he’s right! Joe:I'm trying to put this fifty dollar bill into this soda machine! Nick: Why? Joe: I...I don't know. Kevin: Why are you holding a knife? Joe: I...I don't know, I really don't know... NICK Hi, I'm Nick Jonas. And you're watching the Nick Jonas show. And today, on the Nick Jonas show, we're talking about anger, with Teddy and Mickey! (On the "Nick Jonas Show") Joe: Can I have this pillow? Nick: Um...No. Joe: Cool. Joe: Nick. Beat. Now. Nick (Surprised): Huh? No. WOW. That was a lot of randomness. Anyways, I've seen this on a bunch of other profiles and have decided to do it as well. Sooooooooooooooooooooo. Without further ado, here's a basic overview of my stories! (BTW, I use OC's ALOT. I love them! And if you call them Mary Sues, well I'll just say THANK YOU! I make them perfect, because they're dear to my heart. They fit perfectly to their jobs. A complete ass will be a PERFECT complete ass, thank you very much. ;) ) Beautiful Beginnings-Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles- This is my first Tsubasa Chronicles fic. It pretty much revolves around Fai and his friend from Celes, my OC Jia. Basically, she found out he'd up and left, and uses her magic to track his to where he is. The story begins in Oto (Outo if you prefer) because it's my favorite place other then Acid Tokyo. The story takes us through the differnt arcs, and has all the major events from the CLAMP plotline, but I've changed it in alot of places to adapt to what I think (WANT) to happen since I threw Jia in there. :) The title comes from the translations of the two main characters names. Fai-Beginning, Jia-translated most of the time to Beautiful. Risk-Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles- My second Tsubasa Chronicles fic. This was actually inspired by a dream I had, and then I cleaned it up to make sense to the rest of humanity. The main characters are Kamui (my current obsession lol) and my OC Kasumi. I'm still working on the plotline, since I kinda jumped into this one. I just found it too good not to write. So, yeah. So far the story is going to be about Kamui opening his heart to Kasumi, falling in love, I guess, and of COURSE, TRC Sorata is gonna be all rebel-ish. He probably gonna end up thinking the "Evil" Vampire is holding his little sister prisoner or something lol. We'll just see, I suppose. The title is just based on how Kasumi is taking a risk by getting close to a VAMPIRE. You know, a guy who drinks blood to live? A guy who could easily kill her? Yeah... :) Clue: Gravitation Edition-Gravitation- So, i read an Avatar the Last Airbender Clue story, and got the idea for this. I took a guy 99 of humanity, well, 99 of the Gravitation community's humanity, hates, and killed him. Whoo! It's Tatchi, of course. Hate him and his droopy eyes. Soooooo, we then insert a team of awesomeness, in the awesome form of Ryuichi, Shuichi, Hiro, and Suguru. And we lock a bunch of other Gravi characters in the deceased jerk's mansion as the classic Clue characters. And, making an appearance in here is my OC from another story, Alana! Soooo, this, this is gonna be epic-al... Divine-Luxe- I...Oh lord...got this idea after reading Rumours in the Luxe series. It's about a 15, almost 16 year old girl who is hit with the news that she's responsible for representing her family in the social circut. I just kinda had a lil Princess Diaries type daydream...You know? Giant skirts, corsets, no breathing? Anyways... Fire from the Past-Avatar the Last Airbender- I fell in love with Zuko right about the end of Book 2, I think. I loved Book 3, especially The Beach, because it was sooooo...I can't even explain it...BUUUUUUT, I don't like Mai. She's too depressing. SOOOOOOOOOO, I decided to bring in my OC Alea and hook her and Zuko up. Cause she's brighter and funner and...I don't know...awesomer. Friends 4-Ever- Camp Rock- Well...I love the Jonas Brothers, especially Nick. So, I pulled an OC from my messed-up mind, Mist, and put her as Camp Rock's Nate's best friend. Then, they randomly kiss, and start dating, and go on their merry way making Shane's life a living hell. Love and War- Gravitation- I, personally, don't like Mika very much. Soooo, I decided to bring my lovely Alana in as a talent scout with a big crush on Tohma, who, is attracted to her. His marriage...sucks as far as marriages go. Loveless in my opinion. So, he's gonna have an affair with Alana. Keep it semi-secret. Please, this is NG. All the important people are gonna know. Shuichi, K, Hiro, Suguru, and of course, Ryuichi. And, there's a lovely twist involving our dear Ryuichi...Hmm...I wonders. Momiji's Story- Fruits Basket- I feel so much for Momiji, love, sympathy, admiration...That I decided to do lil shorts about his life, birth to 16. Maybe I'll continue past 16, but I don't know yet... Star- Gravitation- I wanted to try my hand at a one-shot lemon, and got this lovely idea. Pretty much, Yuki asks a friend to show up at Ryuichi's apartment in a negligee every night. As soon as I finish writing it, the better version will be put up. The current version...is eh. Good, but not that good. Soooo, read it if you wish, but review through PM's if you must. Cause what's up, will eventually come down. Starring, Ryuichi and OC Star. Sweet Sunset- Fruits Basket- I love Kyo best of all the FB characters, and decided to throw my OC Myriah in there as someone to love him without violence. COUGHKAGURACOUGH Basically, it's just him getting used to having a girlfriend who doesn't make him transform, worrying about what will happen when he's confined, and trying to stay alive by avoiding telling Kagura about them. Untitled- Gravitation- Ryuichi is my favorite guy ever. And, I wanted to pull in an American chick that he met in Los Angeles through her cousin, aka K, who happens to like him alot, and doesn't enjoy not being told about him moving back to Japan, not by him nor aforementioned gun-wielding cousin. OC Milan Winchestor plays this part, and she has a surprise connection to a certain blond. Well, that's basically it. Check out my cousin uncmeister, and my awesome FF friend himawarixxsandz, and my 1st FF friend ElementalGuardianProtector. Love, Neko-chan | |||||||
1. Love and War » reviewsShe was beautiful, intelligent... He was handsome, clever....married....But, slowly, surely, he was falling in love with her.... T for language, mild violence, and sexual content.Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 9-21-08 - Touma S.2. Clue: Gravitation Edition » reviewsTatchi Aizawa is killed. So, insert Detectives Ryuichi and Shuichi! With, Inspector Hiro and Forensic Expert Fujisaki! All hell will break loose na no da. T for lang. violence. sexuality.....blah blahGravitation - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 12-28-08 - Ryuichi S.3. Risk » reviewsIt seems that taking over a country is dangerous, even if you are nearly invincible. It's a good thing you have HER to watch your back. T for lang. violence. sexual content.Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-15-09 - Published: 3-21-09 - Kamui4. Beautiful Beginnings » reviewsFai left Celes to escape it all. Too bad certain pieces of 'it all' don't like being left. T for lang. violence. and poss. sexual contentTsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-21-09 - Published: 3-17-09 - Fai5. Divine reviewsAri is just a normal girl who happens to hate English class. Next thing she knows, she's walking around with books on her head and wearing corsets. What the hell? T for lang.Luxe series - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-4-096. Untitled » reviewsIt seems that certain young women in certain relationships with certain singers prefer to be informed about said singers moving....T for language, violence, and sexual content.Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,939 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-19-09 - Published: 8-31-08 - Ryuichi S.7. Momiji's Story » reviewsThe story of Momiji... about his sad childhood, and why he acts 10 at age 16..........Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-23-08 - Published: 6-21-08 - Momiji S.8. Sweet Sunset reviewsShishou is worried about Kyo... so, he sends....a girl... Huh......Rated T for Language, Violence, and Sexuality. *Story is on editing leave. Will be back soon!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-28-08 - Published: 7-2-08 - Kyou S.9. StarRyuichi is just plain confused. Why does Yuki care about his love life? And who the hell is this girl sitting on his couch? IN A NIGHTIE! T for lang. sexual content. and basic evil intent. heheGravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Published: 10-27-08 - Ryuichi S.10. Fire from the Past » reviewsZuko's life as Firelord has been going fine. He has everything, including Mai. But, when an old friend shows up, he learns that flames from the past can either create or destroy the future..... T for language, violence, and slight sexuality.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,218 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-16-08 - Published: 7-22-08 - Zuko11. Friends 4Ever » reviewsWhen you fall in love with your best friend, anything and everything you had before disappears........... NateXOC Rated T for some languageCamp Rock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-23-08 - Published: 7-7-08
