I

AM

NAUTICA!!

Name: Will answer to: Nautica, Hyperpegasi, Hey You :), Tiffany, Tiff, Tiffy, Tiffina . . . In that order . . .

DOB: A while ago. XD

Hair: Mocha brown with natural red and gold highlights

Eyes: Brown (usually, lol)

(I am a girl if you hadn't already guessed. Name list, hinthint winkwink),

My favorite shows/movies are Inuyasha, Bleach, Fruits basket, Ouran High School Host Club, One Piece, Danny Phantom, Avatar, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, The Cat Returns...and a lot of others.

I am prone to mood swings and Mountain Dew inspired hyperness,

I see no point in typing all of this but will continue to do so anyway,

And,

I challenge YOU to write an AU or CROSSOVER! You know you want to!

If you have ever copy and paste something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy and paste.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste.

If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American Teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh there asses off, and then looking at the people who died and thinking, "How dumb were they??"

If you know the difference between "its" and "it's", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you don't believe this statistic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think plagiarism is a stupid, pointless crime, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list: PhantomInvader, Hyperpegasi

If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile.

If you have ever randomly spazzed for no apparent reason, copy and past this to your profile.

If you laugh when you get hurt, copy and paste this to your profile.

If the oh-so-intelligent reply of "Huh?" has managed to get you in trouble countless times, copy and paste this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

(THIS IS THE ANTI-STERYOTYPE SECTION, IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST THESE COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS, PASTE IT ON YOUR PROFILE!)

--Goths MUST worship Satan becuase they wear black--

--people who like anime MUST be nerds--

--All blonds MUST be stupid--(im not blond, but oh well)

--people who like vampires MUST be insane--

AND HERES THE MORAL OF STERYOTYPES: LET THEM ALL FREAKING DIE

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

"If you need someone to be sane for you, count me out." -EVS-

"I'd listen to what you have to say, but I don't care."-EVS-

"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver."- pikachu15evee

As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the hell is my ceiling?" - supakana on DA

Smile if your getting some . . .

PRESENTS!!

Happy Birthday.

-Me

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories,Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Kagome126, inukag-mirosan lover, Hyperpegasi

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Kagome126, inukag-mirosan lover, Hyperpegasi

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you KNOW that your a 1st class weirdo and your happy you are instead of some preppy scary pink girl, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile

Stories to look forward too (ALL are AU XD):

Danny Phantom

Neko!Danny

In a world were body guards are made to order, or custom built, the Manson's expect the best. It's coming time for Sam to choose her own personal guard, and who better than the boy who has been her cat for the last three years? DxS

Salvation

Sam's parents died, leaving her with a reclusive uncle. The day she sprouted wings was the last day she saw sunlight. She has thought of herself as some kind of freak for as long as she can remember, and even when she finally escaped, she never expected to find others like herself, or, for that matter, someone to love her for just being herself. Danny provided both in a way uniquely his own. DxS

Hosted

Sam's would-be husband has just dumped her at the alter. Her friends decide she needs a night out to get back to her old self. Where better than a host club? DxS

Fragments

Sam's uncle Kwan fails to return after setting out on his horse through the supposedly haunted woods. She sneaks out to find him, and stumbles across an ancient castle who's inhabitants are holding her uncle prisoner. In order to free him, she agrees to take his place. But she doesn't intend to make it easy on anyone. DxS

Saviour

A mutual dream - or nightmare, as it were. And both were left with two things. The knowledge that one day, he would find her, and he would be her salvation. That, and a haunting rendition of Comatose that would forever echo in their minds. DxMer!S

Doll House

An explosion, courtesy Tucker and the (insert name) has Danny no bigger than a doll. Tucker buys a doll the same size as a joke and gives it to Danny. At Jazz's behest, Danny stores it in the doll house provided for him. He really wasn't expecting it to come to life in the middle of the night. DxS

Sephiroth

Sephiroth, half-ghost daughter of Aragon, love interest of James Fenton, half-ghost son of Danny and Sam. Even when the time comes when she has no choice but return to her father, the show must go on.

Fetch

Sam was on a little nature walk, minding her own business. It wasn't really her fault she smelt so delicious, now was it? Were!DxS

Clueless

Slight AU. Danny finally announced his identity to the world at 17. Tucker and Sam are still his best friends. He is and has been dating Paulina for a while. He's still blind to Sam's feelings. What will it take to make him realize? Karaoke, perhaps? DxS

Blindfolds

He promised that no matter what, they'd find each other. In their next life, the odds are against them, but still they search blindly, for what, they don't know. But maybe Chance will bring them together, as it was meant to be. Mer!DxMer!S

Haunted

Sam is being followed. She sometimes hears footsteps behind her, but nobody's there when she turns to look. Her room is cold, no matter how high she turns up the heater. What exactly is following her, and why? DxS

Invisible

Danny was used to being invisible during life, so it's like second nature, even after death. So why can she see him? And what about her makes him want to be seen? DxS

Cross My Heart

After a chance meeting in an old tree house, Sam's got the ghost boy on the brain. She believes that he truly is a good person, and she really wants to see him again. Getting kidnapped by his arch nemesis wouldn't have been her first choice attention getting tactics, but she'll just have to work with the what she's got. DxS

Collection

Sam's curious nature overrides her common sense when she decides to find out what is in the old warehouse near her parents' estate. She didn't expect to discover a tank full of man-eating shark people, or find herself transporting said shark people across America in an attempt to liberate them from tank life and reunite them with their ocean home. Shark!DxS

Spirited Away

Modern Magic

AU On a trip to the Big Apple, Chihiro is separated from her parents and stumbles upon a whole 'nother version of the city. Complete, of course, with magical . . . well, everything, really . . . And a green eyed boy who knows her name . . .

Princess Tutu

Princess in a Music Box

Ahiru is under a curse from Drosselmeyer. Fakir is a young, aspiring writer (and the heir to Drosselmeyer's magic and possessions) in the Ballet Class at Kinkan Academy. His annoying schoolmate (and supposedly very distant cousin) Autor insists on bringing him odds and ends from Drosselmeyer's old workshop. One such bauble is a music box with a crying ballerina. Part of him wants nothing more than to be rid of the ridiculous toy, but he is eventually inspired to write her story . . .

Fundamentally Fuzzy

Vampireswerewolves, and wizards! Oh My! Is anyone what we think they are? I wonder . . .

Natural

Pirates were the bad guys. It was always their fault, somehow. So hating them just came naturally. . .Until faced with the one that sings in his sleep and saves her from the baddies . . .

You've Got To Be Kidding Me

Fakir wasn't stupid. So how he managed to get nabbed by a pirate ship was beyond him. Even more than that, though . . . What the HELL kind of pirate ship did he get himself stuck on?!

Echo

Can he hear the echoes? What it take to reach her knight, when he lives in another world entirely? And . . . how much is she willing to give up to have him?

Kingdom Hearts (Yaoi Warning)

Aye, Captain

Sora and Roxas, two ageless travelers cursed to wander for eternity, sealing away the darkness of the world. Riku and Axel, captain and first mate of the pirate ship Heartless. A deal was made, but the outcome was different than any of them could ever have imagined. RikuSora and AxelRoxas

Aye, Captain Crackfic Extra

The night is still, and the rest of the crew is asleep. Riku, Sora, Axel, and Roxas are all out on deck, and they have something special planned.

You Belong With Me

Why can't Roxas see that he has always belonged with Axel? Based off the Taylor Swift song, You Belong With Me. Not quite a songfic.

Toneless

Riku has been locked in the toneless world for as long as he can remember. He's been defying the authority there for almost as long. He flashes color, trying to find anyone else that can resist. And the boy with spiky hair and ever-blue eyes may be his hope for salvation. RikuSora

First Impressions

After an accident involving his remote-control airplane and a stranger's forehead, Roxas is thoroughly convinced his day can't get any worse. But then again, it can always get worse. Akuroku. Inspired by Nijuuni's picture on DeviantArt.

Quicksilver

Riku was the strongest. The fastest. The hottest. The full moon was his only companion, and he liked it that way. So why was he allowing this puny human to follow him around? Pity? He only wished it was that simple . . . Were!Riku x Sora

Bold

Riku has had a little too much to drink, but that's okay. If that's what it takes to attract the attention of his new favorite brunet, then by all means, he will be drunk! RikuSora Oneshot

Fated

Sora has disappeared, and Roxas sets out to find him. He didn't expect to find a castle full of weirdos who refuse to let him or his brother leave, but hey, who did? And who in their right mind allows the sorceress who cursed them to cook them dinner? AxelRoxas RikuSora

Invitation

Sora has caught the kings eye, and one can't refuse an 'invitation'from the king. So Sora is forced to pack up his home and ailing brother and take them to the castle, under escort,of course. He only hopes the king tires of him soon, because he has worlds to save. And that can't be done from the comfort of his tower room. RikuSora

The Way I Loved You

Roxas is dating Zexion, who is the perfect boyfriend. But somehow, he can't shake the turbulent love he still feels for Axel. So on karaoke night, he chooses a song that is almost eerily similar to his own situation. Will anyone hear the truth behind his words? Akuroku, Zemyx for flavor

Fallen

He hadn't done anything wrong, per se. It was more that he caught wind of something far from right . . .

Crossovers

Vampires In Amity

Maddie and Jack meet the Cullen family (plus Jacob) in town, and after finding out they have nowhere to stay, invite them to stay in Fentonworks. But Danny thinks something about these people is off, and with Edward attempting to discover why the youngest Fenton is so strange, how long will secrets stay secret? After Breaking Dawn and Before PP. All canon pairings

Ones that apply to me are Bolded. (I deleted all the rest.)

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker..

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.

I like Kingdom Hearts, so I MUST fangirl(/fanboy) over Riku(/Kairi).

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating. (Iffy)

I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love horses.

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.

I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.

I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I like DANNY PHANTOM, so I MUST have made up a character to fuck him.

I don't like to TALK, so I MUST be rude.

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