Author has written 48 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Harry Potter, Count Cain: God Child, Suite Life series, Scrubs, Bones, Doctor Who, Torchwood, My Family, Big Bang Theory, and Sherlock.

Hi, My name is Snake, is this my real name? maybe who knows? I do and I am not telling:P

They were looking through peoples myspaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then an instant message came up

It said:

SatanStalker:So how do u like my myspace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX:who is this anyway??

SatanStalker:Well,yoou should know you're looking at my Myspace right now

XxLoVemExX:How do you know im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my Myspace

XxLoVemExX:What?That doesn't make any sense How?

SatanStalker:I just do

SatanStalker:Especially to pretty girls like you.

SatanStalker:With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girls were wearing very high shorts

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Okay,whatever man youre starting to scare the living shit out of me.

SatanStalker:You should be afraid

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want a ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

they were in shock.

Her friend:Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok,holy crap, you think hes watching us

SatanStalker:I am

SatanStalker:Well,that wouldnt stop me from coming to your house

XxLoVemExX:What? My house?

SatanStalker:Yeah,youre alone so,its not a problem

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think im going to leave no because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screename says love me, Trust me that wont be a problem

SatanStalker has just signed off

The girl and her friend were really scared

Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me i doubt hes really coming. It just a joke from someone

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of the sudden,the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one says anything

She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News The next morning was that theree was one girl dead in the bathroom.

Her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. With her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

if you do not repost this in the next two minutes there will be three men, One in your bathroom

One in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well,what are you waiting for?

repost this or you are going to die.

You know you like Tochwood when:

1. You have endless arguments about whether Jack goes with Gwen or Ianto (Gwen) and you get caught passing notes in physics or (insert lesson here) for doing just that

2. You buy John Barrowman's album and realise that all of the songs on there can relate in some way to Torchwood love triangles

3.You watch old episodes endlessly on Youtube

4. You live on BBC iPlayer, and stay up until the new episode come on so you can watch it before anyone else

5. You can quote from the episodes

6.You actually have dreams about Torchwood characters (proper dreams, not daydreams, everyone has those)

7.You watch other programs just because they have members of the Torchwood cast in

8. It becomes your life amibtion to kill/maim Rhys in some way (frying pan always works)

9.You spend HOURS on Youtube watching ship videos

10. You trail the internet for HOURS to find spoilers for episodes other than Reset

If you love John Barrowman just as much as I do copy this into your profile

If you love Gareth David-Lloyd as much as I do copy this into your profile

If you think every song you listen to has something to do with anything in torchwood copy this into your profile

My fave pairings

Gwen/Jack

Gwen/Owen

Jack/Ianto

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

When you say I love you to a Friend they stare at you and then look around the room to make sure nobody heard you.

When you say I love you to a Best Friend they responded "Love you to!" no matter how many people are around.

When your favorite song comes on the radio and you start singing it as loud as you can a Friend looks at you like you’re an idiot.

When your favorite song comes on the radio and you start singing it as loud as you can a Best Friend joins in with you even if they don't know the lyrics.

When you say to a Friend “Yes mommy” they stare at you like you are crazy and say that they are not you mother and look around to see if anyone hears you.

When you say to a Best Friend “Yes mommy” they laugh with you and don’t care if anyone heard it.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when 'D a D' was your hero
and)m 0 m(was the girl you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

You’re a 90’s kid if,
You remember watching:
-Kenan and Kel
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life
-sailor moon
-Animaniacs
-Gargoyles
-Tom and Jerry when they didnt talk
-Hey Arnold
-Out of the Box
-Bear in the Big Blue House

You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE!”

You just cant resist finishing this . . . “In west Philadelphia born and raised...”

You remember:
-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

When everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-miss mary mack

When kick ball was something you did everyday!!

you used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-Ghostwriter on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

And you played with Silly Puddy and Sticky Tac that you stole from the teacher’s walls.

You remember those Where’s Waldo books.

Those awesome buzz lightyear shoes that light up.

You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum

You remember watching:
-The 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-Ghost Busters

You remember Ring Pops!!

If you remember when every thing was “da BOMB!”

You remember boom boxes . vs.
cd players

You played and/or collected “Pogs”

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere u went

You watched the original cartoons of
-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberry’s
-Power Rangers
-Rocket Power.

All your school supplies were “Lisa Frank” brand

If you collected those:
-Beanie Babies
-Yu Gi Oh and Pokemon cards
-Coins with the states on them
-Carebears
-Silver dollars, which were cool to have
-Everyone watched the WB

If you even know what an original walkman is..

You know the Macarena by heart

“Talk to the hand” . . .enough said.

You went to McDonald’s to play in the play place

When you would tell your friend u liked a someone then he would run off and tell he/shes friend then he/shes friend would tell her/him and if they liked you back he/shes friend would come tell u... XD ahhh good times

..Before the MySpace frenzy...

Before the Internet & text messaging ...

Before Sidekicks & iPods .

Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360

Before Spongebob ...

When light up sneakers were cool and you had spiral spring shoelaces

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs

When gas was 1.95 a galls

When we recorded stuff on VCR

You had slap bracelets!

You Actually played outside until it was dark!

Way back-Before we realized all this would eventually disappear

ONLY REPOST IF YOU SMILED AT AT LEAST HALF OF THESE THINGS BECAUSE THEY BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES!

93 percent of American/British teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:

Re-post this to help stop racism:

Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and the white man said "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned to him and said:
"I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet

Tomorrow is a mystery,

Today is a gift,

Why do you think they call it the present?

If you're weird you are normal, if you are normal you are weird

Tomorrow is a mystery,

Today is a gift,

Why do you think they call it the present?

If you're weird you are normal, if you are normal you are weird

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile