I have several interests, including fiction, fanfictions and daydreaming. I also like to help other people write, like adding a character or helping with the plot. I'm twenty-ish and have the mindset of a perverted fourteen-year-old boy. i don't like my job, so i find solace in writing. word of the wise: never become a business owner. it may sound fun, but it's not! Sex and violence are my forte, as are upsetting my doctor with my health and living in my own fantasies.

20 (or more) questions:

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Hannah Montana

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
just one...damn. uhm...I am seriously torn. Insane Clown Posse, i guess.

3. Who would you really just like to punch in the face?
Hannah Montana, except replace my fist with a baseball bat.

4. What is your favorite cheese?
Pepperjack! muy caliente

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
a big Subway-style, jalepeno, pepperjack, ham creation woth two little green olives in the front like eyes and I'll call it SLAMWICH!

6. You, Elvis, and Princess Diana are in a dog sled, fleeing across the Siberian wasteland with wolves in hot pursuit. The wolves are catching up fast. Who would you throw out to gain speed and why?
That depends, is this 50s sexy Elvis? or is this fat Elvis? if it's 50s Elvis, Princess Di can bceome a great meal. If it's fat Elvis, btch is getting kicked off, he's slowing us down!

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no strings attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity?
Orlando Bloom

8. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Dero Goi From OOMPH!. (if he wasn't busy, Flux could come too~)

9. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a one hundred dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy Sht. How are you gonna spend it?
Savin' it. 100's good, more in the future's better(aka savings acct)

10. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Osaka, Japan

11. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another one hundred dollar bill. Now that you are in a new location, what are you gonna do?
Hmm, 10,000 yen? Food, most def.

12. Your dream date. Who, where, and why?
Absolute complete and total dream? at a festival in Germany where OOMPH was playing that I had backstage passes to and i could meet Dero and Flux. Because that would be f--ing EPIC.

13. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is?
I don't like booze, but you can give me Dr. Pepper Mr. Angel!!

14. Okay, girls and gay guys stand over here, guys and lesbians, over there. Girls and gay guys first: You're in bed with Marilyn, Monroe, Doris Day, and Salma Hayek. Who's gonna be the lucky girl? And similarily, guys and lesbians: You're in bed with Cary Grant, Paul Newman, and Johnny Depp. Who's gonna be the lucky guy? Give your reasons.
Marilyn Monroe and Johnny Depp. bcaus dem smexy!

15. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time traveling/phone booth. you can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
meet Oliver Reed and get some acting tips(and perhaps make with the fing)

16. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule that you put into place?
do not harm unless you are prepared to be harmed.

17. You have been given the opportunity to create the half hour TV show of your dreams. What is it called and what is its premise?
one based on me and my friens at school, complete with daydreams and fantasy scenes

18. What is your favorite curse word?
Ass, and all it's suffixes

19. You have a choice of two doors. One of which you MUST go through. The first leads to a roomful of spiders, the second to a roomful of clowns. Which is it to be?
the second. spiders crawl! ewwwww!!

20. Your house is on fire. You have just enough time to run in there and grab one inanimate object. So what's the item?
the group pic of my friends. id kick myself if i lost that.

21. One night, you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by mummies. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
flick Skittles at them and see if they move

22. You have George W.Bush and Osama bin Laden locked in a small room together. It's airtight, so both are gonna suffocate anyway, but what amusing weapon do you give them?
anti-terrorism semenars on tape and they have to play them out loud

23. The angel of death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the angel of death is pretty cool and in a good mood and it offers you a half hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. What are you going to do in that half hour?
Be with my four closest friends and meet Dero Goi

24. Truthfully, what underwear are you currently wearing?
white panties

25. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice. What is it going to be?
phasing through stuff.

26. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time span can only be a half hour, though. What half hour of your past would you like to experience again?
my first rennisance trip

27. Moses trips on his robe and drops the stone tablets. Commandment 11 is broken off. He leaves it there as his back is killing him. What does it say?
"Thou shalt believe in teh buttsex, for it is good"

28. You can erase any horrible experience of your past. What will it be?
two years of my childhood (classified information)

29. You get kicked out of the country for being a time traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super powers. But, you can move to anywhere else in the world. What country are you going to live in now?
Japan

30. What part of your body would you change and why?
My bodyfat can piss off.

31. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it going to be?
don't go to bars, but one in New york Or Germany.

32. What's the last thing you ate?
Pizza rolls

33. Suddenly you have gained the power to float. Who are you going to show this to first?
Pilots in dem areoplanes! heehee

34. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radio-active vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the power to resurrect the dead celebrity of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Oliver Reed. He is such a good actor!

35. The celestial gates of Beyond have opened. Much to your surprise, Death appears. As it turns out, once again, Death is actually a pretty cool entity and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family member/person of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My great grandma. i want to meet her

36. What's your theme song?
Boom Boom Boom, Venga Boys

37. When did you last have sex?
>_> Sex? what is this sex? is it contageous? (don't answer that!)

38. Buffy, Willow, or Xander?
Don't really watch the show

39. Who's up next?
Whoever!!

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
as of RIGHT NOW? Dero Goi

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Always

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Depends on who the other socializers are.

4 Do you take compliments well?
Sometimes

5. Do you play Sudoku?
i played it once. ONCE!

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
maybe a few days, if i have my lucky black Smith & Wesson switchblade knife

7. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
yes.

8. What was your favorite game as a kid?
crazy 8s. now i'm into poker

9. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you?
Only if the sexy person was Dero Goi. ONLY.

10. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
AHAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. maybe

11. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Be pursued because it makes my Sh-t self esteem feel better.

12. Use three words to describe yourself?
Unique, fantastical, passionate.

13. Do any songs make you cry?
Pearl Jam-Last Kiss

14. Are you continuing your education?
yesyesyesyes

15. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
yep yep.

16. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
since I don't have to choose inantimate only, my dog.

17. How often do you read books?
A lot. as much as I can.

18. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
I think about all of them, just depends on the situation. The brain decides to think about whatever it wants, whenever it wants.

19. What is your favorite children’s book?
I'd say Inkheart, but the Animorph books were what got me into really FERVENTLY reading. Not that I ever AVOIDED reading.

20.What color are your eyes?
Brown/black

21. How tall are you?
5'4"

22. Where is your dream house located?
The German suburbs

23. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
no

24. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
Never been there

25. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
the library

26. Do you like mustard?
Mmmm yes. but I prefer yellow to others.

27. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
uh. sleep I guess? but food is yummy.

28. Do you look like your mom or dad?
My daddy, but i'm prettier

29. How long does it take you in the shower?
about fifteen. if I have to shave. make it 30.

30. Can you do the splits?
NO! No, no.

31. What movie do you want to see right now?
Repo! The Genetic Opera

32. What did you do for New Year’s?
Watched the fireworks explode over my house and set my hair on fire.

33. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
Never saw it.

34. Do you own a camera phone?
nope

35. Was your mom a cheerleader?
hah...no. She was a drama brat.

36. What’s the last letter of your middle name?
which one?

37. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
I try to get 8-9, but sometimes it wavers around 0-4

38. Do you like Care Bears?
when I was little maybe.

39. What do you buy at the movies?
A soda and popped corn. yum

40. Do you know how to play poker?
yes

41. Do you wear your seat belt?
yeah, what sort of stupid question is that?

42. What do you wear to sleep?
A t-shirt I feel like wearing and some PJ shorts.

43. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
sorta. the news was there a couple of times.

44. How many meals do you eat a day?
I try for three, but sometimes it's only 2

45. Is your tongue pierced?
Nope.

46. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
Only by bands that are pertinent to my interests. Other than that, I much prefer facebook.

47. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Depends on the situation. I prefer funny.

48. Ever been to L.A.?
nope

49. Did you eat a cookie today?
no >:

50. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
SCHEISSE, JA. kuso, Bakatare, oh yeah. as many as I can find! It's always better to cuss at people who have no clue what you're saying.

51. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Steal until I can go over and buy a CD for a price of one CD. one LP is NOT worth fifty bucks, especially when most of it is shipping.

52. Do you hate chocolate?
nooooooo. chocolate goooood.

53. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
Forgetting to do "chores", apparently being immature.

54. Are you a gullible person?
most of the time.

55. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
It certainly helps to know you've got someone other than family and "normal" friends who cares that much.

56. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
director of fantasy movies

57. Are you easy to get along with?
According to almost everyone, yeah. But IDK.

58. What is your favorite time of day?
during the summer its noon, but mostly after school

Fashion Pet Peeve(s)?
ANYTHING that is not pink or has Hannah Montanna's face on it

What is your favorite piece of clothing you own?
A blue buttonup guy t-shirt. comfy!

Which color dominates your wardrobe?
none. i got all the spectrum!

Favorite designer?
I don't...WEAR any, but I like D&G

What is your dream job?
Actor

Who do you want to meet in person?
Dero Goi/ all of OOMPH!

What's your favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat

What are you listening to right now?
Perfect Shades of Blue

What would make today special?
If Bekki would call me even though she wouldn't. I'm not going anywhere or doing anything, so that's about it.

What is your all time favorite perfume?
Honey Almond is my fave scent, so i want to smell like that

What is your favorite make up brand?
? don't wear any?

Any favorite models?
nope

If you could be or look like anyone in the world, who would it be?
be? Famous for GOOD reasons.

Favorite comfort food?
Raw cookie dough >_>

What would you like to have in your hands right now?
a plane ticket to Germany/tickets to all festivals/concerts OOMPH! will be doing this year.

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
dark cherry almond

If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the world, where would you like it to be?
Japan

If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go?
Germany

What is your favorite weather?
Overcast and smelling of rain.

What would you like to learn to do?
Draw, like SERIOUSLY draw.

Which language do you want to learn?
which language DON'T I want to learn? XD

What is your most challenging goal right now?
exercising/getting a job.

If you had 1000 bucks now, what would you spend it on?
buy myself a digital camera.

What do you look for in a friend?
Caring, honest, loyal, and not one who's gonna screw me over.

What is your current obsession?
OOMPH! and its lead singer

Where were you 3 hours ago?
Playing twilight princess

Who are you in love with?
Dero Goi

Have you ever eaten a crayon?
oh yeah, when I was little

Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Baby lotion next to the computer

When is the last time you went to the mall?
a month ago

Are you wearing socks right now?
yeah

Do you have a car worth over 2,000?
nope

When was the last time you drove out of town?
last week?

Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Nope

Are you hot?
It's quite comfortable temp-wise right now.

What was the last thing you had to drink?
apple juice

What are you wearing right now?
Samurai shirt, pants that make me have an ass, and moccasin boots

Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
no car

Last food that you ate?
pizza rolls and hotfries

Where were you last week at this time?
at home, agonizing about school.(as a matter of fact, i'm doing that right now)

Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
buncha mainstream clothes

When is the last time you ran?
uhh...a little while ago? but not SERIOUS running.

What's the last sporting event you watched?
Soccer! GOOOOOOOAAAAAAL!!

What is your favorite animal?
Cats

Your dream vacation?
Year long tour of Europe with a detour in Japan.

Last person's house you were in?
my Nana's

Worst injury you've ever had?
Cracked my skull open when i flipped on a four-wheeler

Do you miss anyone right now?
my best friends

Last play you saw?
Seussical the Musical

What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Boobies and a killer giggle.

What are your plans for tonight?
lay in bed wishing for death rather than going to high school

Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
:/Kitzer

Next trip you are going to take?
?

Ever go to camp?
Church camp in fourth grade. my parents were counselors.

Were you an honor roll student in school?
HAHAHAHAHAH! no

What do you want to know about the future?
If i'll be famous for something media-related

Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Does vanilla-scented deodarent count?

Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
I think so.

Where is your best friend?
Safford, Arizona

How is your best friend?
missin me a little

Do you have a tan?
yeah, farmers. (I must go swimming more).

Do you collect anything?
books

Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
Dalton Lizarraga, or maybe his dad

Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
No car, remember?

Have you ever drunken your soda from a straw?
yes, several times

What does your last text message say?
free minutes if i-delete

Do you like hot sauce?
YEAH!!

Last time you took a shower?
This Morning

Do you need to do laundry?
Yes.

What is your heritage?
Buncha stuff (i haven't asked in detail)

Are you someone's best friend?
I hope so? D:

Are you rich?
HAH, funny.

What were you doing at 12am last night?
T.V.