Hey! My names Jerri! Im a horrible procrastinator...which i probably why i haven't finished a story yet...pretty lame huh? Yea! I really want to write a new story... (will change icon later) anywhoList Time

Favorite shows:

Dr. Who, Stargate SG1 and Atlantis, Bones, House! (hells yeah), Big Bang theory, How I met your mother, Burn Notice, Psych, The Mentalist, Law and Order:SVU, CSI: Miami/regular...

Pairs:

SG1: Sam/Jack Daniel/Vala

Atlantis: Rodney/Weir

House: I really hate Cameron but if she just admitted to House/Cameron Chase wouldn't get hurt any more (welllll this idea went down the drain..sigh...oh well at least he looked hot)

How I met your mother: Ted/Robin

Bones: Booth/Bones

Burn Notice: Fiona/Michael

SVU: Stabler/Benson(hahaha just kidding)

Psych: Sean/Jewls

Books:

Stephan King, Harry Potter

Manga:

Vampire Knight, Chibi Vampire, Naruto, Fruits Baskets, Absolute Boyfriend.

About Me...and my obsessions:

Ok so before we get into my obsessions...i think that it should be put out there that we all need to be grateful for our families. If you aren't think about the families of the 911 firemen and police officers, or more recently the families of the four oakland police officers who were killed. Please keep them all in your prayers.

Holy Frick! I watched Star Trek and it was sooooo awesome! I've seen it twice! And i just watched Terminator: Salvation and that was uber awesome too! Plus Anton Yelchin was in both! Yay! I like him! But he has a russian middle name i wouldn't be able to pronounce if my life depended on it.

Im the biggest nerd ever. I have nerdy friends and they cool too. I really like nerdy things like video games and cosplay.

But yeah whatever...no one on here really cares.

Oh! and i really think blond guys are hot! Like Dr. Chase, Tom Felton, Jesse McCartny(don't care if thats spelt wrong) and non blond guys are hot. like Joe Flanigan, Micheal Shanks, Chris Pine and other dudes. Yeah.

Okay..im like uber obsessed with harry potter cuz its like filled with awesomeness...that and the fact that tom felton is a sexy beast. (i have a friend who will agree and a friend who will say "tom felton and sexy beast dont belong in the same sentence") but seriously hp has hot guys like draco malfoy(i have a shirt that says "draco malfoy fangirl" which i am) oliver wood, and tom riddle jr. (things i learned from half-bllod prince...tom riddle was once a hot peice of ass and evil is bad for your skin tone) anywho i love hp me n some mates of mine have tickets to the midnight showing of half-blood prince...and yeah snogging...-giggle- snoggings a funny and awesome word...

Thus ends the rant...

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Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoyin a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur. (darn...jk)

34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".