Basics;

Name: Alana Dawn

Age: 15

Gender: Female

Origin: Australia

Description: Red/Brown hair, blue eyes, I am a little pudgy (fatish in my eyes, but no one believes me), I am sorta short-ish (159cm), I have fair skin usually or I am bright red from running about and I have many freckles, but not really big noticeable ones. LOL

WARNING!!

I AM INSANE. PLEASE DON'T MIND ALL THE NONSENSE POSTED...CAN'T HELP IT. HEHE.

NOTE: PEN NAME MAY CONSTANTLY CHANGE BUT YEAH SORRY ABOUT THAT. I JUST REALIZED YOU COULD. HEHE. MINE IS LATIN FOR "DEVILISH CRAZY LIFE".

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Details;

Hobbies: I LOVE anime, wether I am watching, reading or drawing it. I also love reading a mass amount of fanfics, though I shall be taking a break soon for studies. -sighs- I love drawing altogether, writting, though I am yet to start a fanfic of any sorts, going out with mates, staying in with friends, watching movies, playing games and more.

Games: I love alot of games! I love activey-games like tag, basketball, tackle footy and alot more. However I also love relaxing games, like pool, blackjack, poker, mario kart and alot of other ones.

Daily Life: Usually, on school days, I get up, go to school, see my friends, run about, then come home. I spend Fridays at a youth group, having sleepovers and playing with mates. Saturdays at either someones house, in town seeing a movie or at the beach. Sundays are usually spent out and about again, at someones place, at home or in town again. Holidays, the same as weekend but with alot more time for more events, like LUNA PARK!

More About Me: I am the kinda person who will be talking to a complete stranger and say something completely stupidly personal that no one wants to or needs to know. I am the kind of person who loves plotting and scheming completely randomly evil plans but hates the guilty conscience that comes with it. I am the person you see tripping over her own two feet and falling flat on her face, then getting up like nothings happened and running around in circles. I am the girl who is so zoned out you see her run into a pole and apologise. LOL. There I go again, rambling. (Sorry, but I have like three assignments I am MEANT to be doing, and this is an easy way to procrastinate.) :D I am usually quite selfless when my friends need help, I will try to help them be happy again no matter how annoyingly dramatic I believe the teenagers are I can't leave them when they need help. I play physiologist a lot because everyone I know, including my parents always needs someone to decipher their feelings etc. Thanks.

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Warnings;

Anyway...Here on my profile page you will find alot of RANDOM things and I WARN you now.

These are some of the RANDOM things that may keep appearing on my page.

1. Random useless facts.

2. Random phobias.

3. Random jokes.

4. Random details.

5. Random pictures.

6. Random conversations. (AIV: Alana's Inner Voice)

7. Anything else random my impossibly random self can come up with.

Oh, and I warn you now, I RAMBLE and I LOVE CAPITAL LETTERS and little +STARS+ and other symbols. ~~~~~~~~

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Random Updates;

Facts:

1. Did You Know, Coca-Cola was originally green?

2. Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "E".

3. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

4. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

5. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

6. India has a Bill of Rights for cows.

7. If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

8. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

9. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

10. People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23 of all photocopier faults worldwide.

Phobias:

1. Triskaidekaphobia- fear of the number 13.

2. Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

3. Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.

4. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.

5. Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.

Random:

1. OMG! I was just up the top of here before and I was trying to abbreviate "Place of Origin" and the first letters make...POO! -rolls round on floor laughing and gasping for air-

2. "Why is parsley cheese life?" I found myself asking this question and I discovered the answer. 'Because it wants to be, it has free will, just like everyone else.' :p

3. Last night I was on a RANDOM baking spree, I made 2 different batches of patty cakes and one batch of cookies straight from scratch. For dinner I had, 5 patty cakes, 2 biscuits and the remainder of the batters. Then, this morning, on another random spree, I started making icing, therefor making my breakfast. Now, let me give you a peice of advice, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT DO THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE ON A SUGAR RUSH FOR THE ENTIRE DAY ONLY TO COME CRASHING DOWN AT THE END OF THE DAY!! ;p

My Inventions:

1. "Scratch Poo"- what you get when you aren't really listening to a conversation and someone asks "excuse me".

2. "Mississipiopolis"- what you get when you sit an Alana in a room with nothing to do. (I will come up with an actual definition later.)

3. "Why is life parsley cheese?"- what you get when again you aren't listening to a conversation and you're only half awake when someone asks you, "what do you want to do today?"

4. "Nippilitis"- what you get when Alana again has nothing to do but invent words that amuse her. Later on it was discovered that it is an actual thing, it is the allergic reaction to the cold which causes ones nipples to become errect.

5. "Cowcucumber"- it is the ingenious new way to live healthy, we now mix vegetables with meat, one whole meal in one stick! -cheesy smile-

HAIL THE GIANT MUSHROOM!!

Alana: Hey, do you reckon I've written enough?

AIV: Hm...-glances at page-Uh...-gapes-Yeah!! MORE then enough!

Alana: -chuckles- Oh, that bad?

AIV: Honestly?

Alana: Yeah.

AIV: It's that bad!

Alana: -sighs-

AIV: -pats on back- There, there. You just got a little carried away is all.

Alana: -still moping in corner-

AIV: Aw. Look all you need to do is write a fanfic to keep yourself occupied.

Alana: Hm...yeah, but I am meant to be doing homework.

AIV: -slaps Alana-

Alana: Ow! -holds cheek where red hand print is forming- What was that for?

AIV: You have homework!?

Alana: -bows head in shame- Yeah...

AIV: -glares- Then...what are you doing talking to yourself??

Alana: Procrastinating...

AIV: -glares- Well stop it, do your homework!?

Alana: I don't want to.

AIV: Well I am leaving your on your own.

Alana: -mumbles under breath- I was to begin with.

-cricket cricket-

Alana: -sighs- Oh well, there's no one to stop me now. -evil laughter-

Roxxas: -jumps outta nowhere- ALANA!? -evil glare-

Alana: Argh! Who are you?

Roxxas: That doesn't matter. Now--

Alana: But--glances at name tags- Oh! You're Roxxas. Hey Roxxas! -smiles-

Roxxas: Hey Lana! -smiles back-

Alana: Well anyways, nice seeing you! -sneaks away-

Roxxas: Yeah. -waves and smiles- -freezes- Wait...you're not getting away that easy! Do your homework!!

Alana: Never! -pokes out tongue-

Roxxas: -glint in eyes- Alana... -punches hand in warning-

Alana: Ah! -runs away-

Roxxas: Damn straight! -bows to reader- Oh, sorry about this, she does it ALL the time. Thanks for your patience. -scurries off-