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Name: Steph

Age: 16

Random Facts:

I'm blonde, 5'2, and have blue/yellow/grey eyes that randomly change, i'm really pale to the point where friends call me Albie short for albino :P

I love photography and writing

I love animals and have a whole bunch of them

I'm pansexual

Music is my heartbeat

I'm really shy :) (But sometimes I can be reallly really crazy for some reason XD)

I meow at people randomly (it's amusing to see peoples reactions :P)

I'm a veg head (except for seafood :P)

I am a procrastinator

I read alot

And I am a quote emo nerd unquote

Deviant Art: http://naminexkeroppi.deviantart.com/

Live Journal: http://xshadowxkissedx.livejournal.com/

Some of my favorite bands/arrtists are...Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, MCR, TATU, Tokio Hotel, Disturbed, Korn, Evanescene, Flyleaf, Taking Back Sunday, PATD, Good Charrlotte, Green Day, HIM, ICP, Katy Perry, The Dollyrots, The Higher, The Maine, Nightwish, Within Temptations, Perfume, Fuel, Metro Station, Brand New Sin, Alexz Johnson, The All-American Rejects, Nonpoint, AM Conspiracy, Avenged Sevenfold, Hollywood Undead, Ayumi Hamasaki, The Bravery, Boys like girls, CORE, Daft punk, Dir en Grey, Drowning Pool, Lights, Meg & Dia, McFly, Twiztid, Vertical Herizon, Zebrahead, ...and like a zillion more...lol

Reading...The Anita Blake series, random manga, shojo beat magazine... yah that's probably it for the moment...but I read alot of vampire stuff

Foods...Sushi,sushi,sushi...ummmmm ok yes i love it... let it be a known fact the pocky makes me happy... chocolate soy milk is like the best thing ever...i like tea...ummmm im also known for going crazy over fruits ummmm... yahhhh... and I don't eat meat... only seafood... if that makes any scence to you... lol

Movies.. Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Whispers of the Heart, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Repo The Genetic Opera, Bi The Way (You should go watch it! http://www.logoonline.com/video/bi-the-way/1616890/playlist.jhtml)

Pairings: Axel+Roxas, Demyx+Zexion, Sora+Riku, Cloud+Leon, Saix+Xemnas, Seifer+ Hayner, Marluxia+ Xaldin... hmmm more I can't think of for some reason :P

To My Beloved Amanda: Okay for those of you who don't know, Amanda is my partner in crime. Helping me write our AkuRoku story Broken. She is also my BFTAAB (If you don't know don't ask). She is my mexican, and I am her albino...Wow we're special. I will love her until the end of time. And we are currently engaged with a pipecleaner ring I made LMFAO, and our wedding plans are running off to Ohio in 8 years... IDK why I picked Ohio lol... But anyways, I will love you forever Amanda ... and hopefully you havn't lost my black and blue heart yet also made of pipecleaners hahaha... I know I havn't lost yours!

Date of Birth: Hmmm.. How About You Guess?
Birthplace: In a Hospital
Current Location: In my bed
Eye Color: Blue, Grey, Yellow, ….Ask Jasmin
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: Short
Heritage: A Very Long List
Piercing: Three in each ear, and one in my cartilage. My bellybutton ring had to be taken out though sad face
Tattoos: Can’t Wait!!
Favorite: Amanda fighting with Billy about who gets to bite my neck
Band/Singer: To many to name
Song: At the moment? ….. Pretty Girl By Sugarcult
Movie: Spirited Away, Howl’s Moving Castle, Whispers of the Heart
TV show: Blood +
Color: Blue, Black, Silver, White
Food: Anything that isn’t meat or squid or yucky : p
Pizza topping: MUSHROOMS!!
Ice-Cream Flavor: Chocolate
Drink (alcoholic): APPLE JUICE MARGARITAS WITH AMANDA
Soda: Dr. Pepper
Store: ….. HOT TOPIC, American Eagle, so others…. But those are my two favorite!
Clothing Brand: Any of the above mentioned
Shoe Brand: Converse! Couldn’t live without them! … I just got the new Kurt Cobain High Tops!!
Season: Fall .. I love the smell of the leaves and pumpkins and thingsMonth: June
Holiday/Festival: AKUROKU DAY!
Flower: Death Lilly
Make-Up Item: Eyeliner
Board game: Monopoly with Amanda LMFAO
Sunny or rainy: Rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: I like things Fruity : p
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Love
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: Tea
Hot or cold: Hot
Your Goal for this year: Get used to public schools again
Most missed memory: My 15th birthday party … Two other girls and me in a kiddie pool with a hose…. Billy throwing water balloons… Billy and Amanda Arguing over who got to bite my neck…. Getting caked….fighting over the guy on my cake and who got to eat his pants Emily won …… Annddd soooooo much more
Best physical feature: Eyes
First thought waking up: ‘I made it through the night again’
Preferred type of plastic surgery: None… I’ll leave the whole plastic surgery thing to Jeffree Star
Sesame street alter ego: Cookie Monster, Oscar, And The Count
Fairytale alter ego: I stopped believing in fairytales a long time ago. : /
Most stupid remark: At Ellis Island NY “Were are the shoes??” Thinking I was at the Holocaust museum… hangs head in shame
Worst crime: … I’m not allowed to talk about it…..
Greatest ambition: To become a marine biologist and marry Amanda

Greatest fear: The dark, being alone, getting over come by the cold that is always surrounding me
Favorite subject: Tech Class
Strangest received gift: A pipe cleaner wand
Worst habit: I am waaaaaay to clingy
Do You:
Smoke: No, I have no desire to smoke those stupid cancer sticks
Drink: A little
Curse: HELLS YAH
Shower daily: yesss
Like thunderstorms: Always have and always will, I prefer dancing in them though
Dance in the rain: Always
Sing: Terribly
Play an instrument: Three, and I am terrible at them all

Get along with your parents: Never have never will
Wish on stars: with all my heart
Believe in fate: YES
Believe in love at first sight: No
Can You:
Drive: Not legally……. But Yes I can drive
Sew: A little.. And not well
Cook: Yes
Speak another language: A couple of phrases, mostly Spanish though
Dance: Nope
Touch your nose with your tongue: HAHAHAHAHA once
Whistle: no

Curl your tongue: Yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Nope
Been Stoned/High: Yes….. HIGH ON LIFE!
Eaten Sushi: Yummmm
Been in Love: Yes
Skipped school: MANY MANY MANY MANY times
Made prank calls: YESS IT WAS GREAT
Sent someone a love letter: Twice
Stolen something: No … Amanda steals chokers though hahahaha
Cried yourself to sleep: Yah….
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? People who Fake being something there not
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? Whenever I want to… I’m kind of a bit nocturnal
Name three things you can't live without: Amanda, Laptop, Cell Phone
What is the color of your room? White, Blue, Pink, Purple … I’m in the middle of re- painting lol
Do you have any siblings? I am currently trying to kill them…. Ughhh so annoying
Do you have any pets? 3 dogs a cat a guinea pig and a hamster… well there is also Amanda ….
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? No…. I would have Amanda do it…. She wants to be an assassin when she grows up.
What is you middle name? Starts with a J
What are your nicknames? Albino, Dumb Blonde, Vampire, Emo, Spedcial, Emo Cupcake, Lesbian thank you Billy, Some others…..
Are you for or against gay marriage? For, of course
What are your thoughts on abortion? Don’t do it…. Those babies deserve life… did you know they have fingernails?!
Do you have a crush on anyone? No
Are you afraid of the dark? yes
How do you want to die? OK ME AND AMANDA ALREADY PLANNED IT…. I WILL BE STAKED, WHILE BEING HUNG FROM AMANDA’S DIVING BOARD WITH A ROPE, AND AT THE SAME TIME BEING DROWNED IN AMANDA’S POOL.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? A box and a half…..
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? J Walking :p
In a Member of the opposite Sex:
Hair color: Any
Eye color: Light green or light blue would be preferred
Height : taller then me
Weight :Doesn’t matter
Most important physical feature: Eyes

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

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We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Gosh-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I wanted to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court said I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

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I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

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I and the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treated me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

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I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don’t believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the girl who is always crying herself to sleep at night because I am afraid of my mother finding out just exactly who I love with all my heart.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I was born on the day of Xigbar

In the month of Zexion

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xaldin

And I'm Xemnas, Lexaeus years old. You could also say I'm Roxas+Xigbar years old.

My favorite number is Roxas+Axel

But my lucky number is Axel+Roxas

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You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

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10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a no. 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped in front of a tree then ran right into it 2 minutes later, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy nad paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

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~QUOTES~

Me: Sneezes

My Cousin: God Bless You

Me:...I'm An Atheist...

Omg yes we had a Dane Cook Moment!!

EMILY: so what brings you to the interweb
ME: the death of my soul
EMILY: you lost your soul
ME: yes i did cuz someone ate it

ME: i need a hug
EMILY: i need one to
ME: i tried to hug u throught the screen ... it hurt

AMANDA: wats up gay lover
AMANDA : lol
ME : o god

My Cousin: so what are you doing?
MEi: playing with my camera putting on cherry chapstick stealing amandas sweat shirt annd listening to i kissed a girl

Me: omg creepy emo punk
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
Me: c-r-e-e-p-y e-m-o p-u-n-k
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Me: slaps a baby duck
Amanda: SAD FACE!
Amanda: OMFD Y WOULD U SLAP A FUCKING BABY DUCK U ASS HOLE

Me: i want a death note so many ppl would be dead right now
Amandna: tell me about lol

Me: I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT
Amanda: AND IT WASNT ME!! AHHHH

Amanda: I KILLED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT
Amanda: KISSEDLOL

ME: O HELL NO... GRABS A SPORK AN ICE CUBE A ROPE AND 3 LONG POINTY ASS KNIVES
AMANDA: WTF ODD COMBINATION
ME: IM PLANNING HIS DEATH... IT ALL MAKES SENCE IN MY HEAAD
ME HAHAHAHAHA U CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT

ME: ...GUESS Y IM PISSED!
AMANDA: Y
ME: THE LADY AT RITE AID WOULDNT SELL ME MEDICINE CUZ SHE SAID I WOULD GO MAKE CRACK WITH IT!
AMANDA: WTF R U SERIOUS!?
ME: YES
AMANDA: OMD

Me: i said i love u
Amanda: I LOVE U 2
Me: YAHHHHH LETS HAVE A GROPE PARTY

Amanda: Ur gay
Me: no im not
Amanda: ya u r
Me: no im not
Amanda: yup
Me: nope
Amanda: yup
Me: nope...
Amanda: yup
Me: neva
Amanda: yup
Me: NO IM NOT ... WHO WANTS WAFFLES?
Amanda: MEEEEE CAN I HAVE SOME BILLY ON THE SIDE?

Me: omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg help i have a hamster down my shirt
Amanda: hahahahaahahaha omd

Amanda: SAD FACE
Me: SLAPS A BABY DUCK... i slapped a baby duck cuz of u how does that make u feel?
Amanda: WTF ALL I WANTED WAS MY WAFFLES AND SOME BILLY ON THE SIDE I DIDNT PROVOKE U TO SLAP A FUCKING BABY DUCK UR INSANE EVERY DAY THAT STARTS WITH Y
Me: yeppp

Me: AND UR NEXT IM SENDING THAT WEIRD THIG FROM SAW 2 AFTER U .. U NO THE ONE IN A MASK
Amanda: NO
OMe: YES
Amanda: NO
Me: AMANDA
Amanda: NO
Me: U WANNA PLAY A GAME... YAH U DO
Amanda: NO
Me: IT WONT BE THAT CREEP AMANDA IN THE MASK
Amanda: NO
Me: NOPE I KILLED THAT CREEP LAST WEEK... IT WILL BE ME
Amanda: NO
Me: AND ILL BE DRAGGING HIS DEAD BOODY WITH ME
Amanda: NO
Me: AND IM GONNA THROW IT AT U
Amanda: NO
Me: AND UR GONNA BE CHAINED SO U CANT MOVE
Amanda: NO
Me: AND I WANNA HEAR U SCREAM
Amanda: NO
Me: AND U NO WAT
Amanda: NO
Me: IM GONNA LEAVE U THERE JUST LIKE THAT
Amanda: NO
Me: SMIRKS THEN LAUGHS EVILY
Amanda: NO
Me: YEP
Amanda: WTF

Amanda: Cuts a heart out of paper and gives it to me, Steph i'm giving you my heart!

Me: Takes paper heart and eats it

Amanda: DID YOU JUST EAT MY HEART?!

Me: Yep