Sup people, my name's Pat B, and as you may have guessed, I'm Irish. Anywho, my old profile stopped working for some reason (I had some good fics on it too, if I do say so myself) and I've decided to start over. I'm not going to repost any of my old stories, and I'm not going to say anything that may indicate what my old profile used to be. I was going to write that I hadn't been struck by inspiration recently, but I just was struck with it. My first fic's gonna be a Harry Potter fic, starring Luna Lovegood. It will start in her last year of Hogwarts and involve her and a boy by the name of Rolf Scamander.

6-17-08, 4:34 PM
Starts First Fic; Luna's Not-Quite Perfect Match

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