Herein you will find stories of varying levels of humour, darkness, and messed-up twisty things.

All slash, all the time.

Mostly H/D.

That's all.

ANYTHING WRITTEN BEFORE "in the closet" IS COMPLETE AND UTTER CRAP, AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH. THANK YOU.

~~~Updates~~~

2007.11.11: So, I've been working on a multi-chapter werewolf!H/D fic and forcing myself to update every week. Surprisingly...it's working. Since it's working, I've decided to post it here. Updates every week! After this, I think I would like to resume The Art of Seduction and see it all the way through. That's a series I am determined to finish.

I've also updated my older story summaries, so that they're more accurate.

2007.09.29: Rewrite of my very first H/D fic, "Eden". Rated R. The NC-17 version can be found at my livejournal.

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1. And the Autumn Moon Is Bright » reviews

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Lycanthropic HD, featuring werewolf!Draco. It's dark!crackfic. Or is it crack!darkfic? Who knows? Enjoy. DH compliant, except for epilogue. Updates frequently.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 48,375 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 11-11-07

2. Eden Revisited reviews

With knowledge comes suffering. On the nature of good and evil, love and hate. Taste the apple. HD. R for abstract sex, NC17 explicit version hosted offsite. No particular canon or spoilers, can be considered AU.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-29-07 - Published: 1-4-06

3. a little princess reviews

The only thing you can rely on is that you can't rely on anything. Mitsuko knows what it means to be a good girl. MitsukoNoriko

Complete - Battle Royale - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-30-06 - Published: 4-30-06

4. still hope reviews

If anybody, Malfoy should have been the vampire, Harry always thought. There's always a chance to make things right. Just a short flashfic, nice in a very notnice way.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 3-27-06

5. The Art of Seduction » reviews

Frills, finances, and a French maid costume. What could be better? Draco & Blaise make a bet that the former can't seduce a certain someone...Canon up until OotP. On hiatus for the time being, but I will come back to this story.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,009 - Reviews: 396 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 3-25-02

6. silver reviews

i'll love you forever... but that never lasts very long. A prequel to 'in the closet'. Read that first, if you haven't already.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-11-04 - Published: 8-11-04

7. in the closet reviews

Ron needs to see a psychiatrist, Ginny's paranoid, Hermione's absent, and Harry's in denial...My very first HG! Teehee! HD fans should read, though...you'll be suprised...

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,180 - Reviews: 293 - Updated: 8-27-03 - Published: 8-27-03

8. Whoring at Hogwarts reviews

Keeping this one up because it's funny. Ignore all that social experiment crap but I also may reuse this story premise later on.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 5-17-03 - Published: 5-17-03

9. A Good Kind of Hurt reviews

Someone once called this Gothic Homosexual Fucking. I think that's about right. HD, Dark PWP. Rated Hard R. Oneshot.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 3-30-02 - Published: 3-30-02

10. Moonlight Sonata reviews

A moment of intimacy. SLASH, D/H, One-shot. Rated R for abstract sex.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 3-21-02 - Published: 3-21-02

11. Pure as Sin » reviews

An Abandoned AU. Draco is OOC -winces- and the writing is good at some parts and other parts cringeworthy. I should probably take it down. Maybe it will inspire me again one day, but doubtful.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 2-8-02 - Published: 1-27-02