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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Finding Nemo, Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and 1984. bitches be craaaaazzzyyy | |||||||
1. Germania Mania! » reviewsAll the other countries, they be gettin' some play. But not Germania, never Germania. Welcome to GERMANIA MANIA, where Germania gets all the men and ladies in a series of one shots. And we mean ALL the men and ladies, even Canada. Rated T for cocaine.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 12-20-11 - Published: 5-30-11 - Germania2. PocahontUSA » reviewsIn a land where natives run free, England and his eyebrows are off to tame them. That is, until a young native boy tames his heart. It's Pocahontas US/UK style- with Russia. There's so much crack in this story it borders on treason.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,573 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 10-8-11 - Published: 3-27-11 - America & England/Britain - Complete3. Spain in Weeabooville reviewsTODAY, A GREAT TRAGEDY HAS BEFALLEN OUR COMMUNITY. WEEABOO STORIES IS NO MORE! IN HONOUR OF SWEET WEEBISM WE HAVE DRANK OURSELVES SILLY AND WROTE SOME CRACK! ENTER A WORLD WHERE ROMANO IS 11! SPAIN LOVES ANIMU! AND JAPAN IS STILL ASIAN! SO GOOD!Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-24-11 - Spain & S. Italy/Romano - Complete4. Nom 'Nom Sweet Fish Cupcake » reviewsNemo and Gill take a romantic tour through the battle-torn memories of Gill's mind. Reads like a harlequin novel that woke up on the wrong side of the bed. A bed filled with crack.Finding Nemo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-4-11 - Published: 10-26-09 - Nemo & Gill - Complete5. Russiastasia » reviewsIvan Braginski has lost his memory, and his only clue is a mysterious pendant that says, "MARRIED in Paris." Is he really the great Russia? Anastasia parody, so much crack it borders on methamphetamine. T for only the most eloquent of word choices.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,127 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 12-27-10 - Published: 8-8-10 - Russia & Lithuania - Complete6. Big Brother's Meat Sandwich reviewsGoldstein and Big Brother are star-crossed lovers, who are only allowed to express their full, sheep-themed love over the cold prompt of the telescreen. Enjoy this deep and epic piece of short prose, which was apparently inspired by 4 doses of heroin.1984 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-12-10 - Complete7. Sweet Succulent Salmon! reviewsThis story is based entirely off of the OHSHC wikipedia article. In other words, I now consider myself an expert at all things OHSHC, and shall now share my wonderful fanfic with all readers on this site. This tale is rated Mature, for eloquent language.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-30-10 - Haruhi F. & Tamaki S.8. Please, Rub the Whale With Both Hands » reviewsA story of love, between Itachi and the killer whale statue at Sea World. Much crack is located within this tale.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-29-08 - Itachi U. & Kisame H. - Complete