BIOGRAPHY: 43-year old female with a brain disorder (seriously). Lucky enough to be married to St. Husband. Raising two obnoxious feline children. Actually took a trip to London simply to explore the Good Omens-themed areas (again, seriously), and would do the same for Greece ala Disney if she could afford it.

Wishes she could finally get her disability pay, get her condition stabilised, finish art college, get a job in the field, get off disability, stay stabilised, buy a home, retire in England, die, be cremated and scattered at Stonehenge, never reincarnate because she's incredibly tired, spend eternity in the Underworld in a nice little cottage and a flower garden.

Quite like a fairy tale (i.e. Grimm).

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ILLUSTRATIONS:
quantum-witch.deviantart.com
http://www.livejournal.com/users/quantum_witch
http://community.livejournal.com/switchythings (members exclusive)
http://community.livejournal.com/halos_horns
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user-quantumwitch.php
http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/user/quantumwitch/

STORY ARCHIVES:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/quantum_witch
http://library.good-omens.com

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1. Eschatos reviews

2008 \\ slash \\ An interrupted vacation. An irregular assignment. An embarrassing moment. A desperate night. A terrifying realisation. A miraculous meeting. And a happy ending.

Complete - Good Omens - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,731 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-21-08 - Published: 5-21-08

2. Disney Drabbles: Hope Springs Eternal Revisited reviews

2008 \\ Musical drabbles meme. Going wild within the world of "Hope Springs Eternal", past, present and future...with a few twists.

Complete - Disney - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-27-08 - Published: 3-27-08

3. Good Omens Drabble Collection » reviews

2005-2008 \\ slashy \\ Things are not always what they seem, especially with angels and demons. Various drabbles featuring Crowley and Aziraphale. Ongoing.

Good Omens - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-27-08 - Published: 12-6-07

4. Metalchemy » reviews

Metalocalypse \\ 2008 \\ slash hints \\ Allegory and regular gory blend together in the dreams of a slightly younger Dethklok, as they seek out their pent-ultimate band member.

Complete - Misc. Cartoons - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,008 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-8-08 - Published: 2-8-08

5. Form Without reviews

2008 \\ cracky slash \\ Reaping what you don’t even know you’ve sown in another dimension can be quite an embuggerance.

Complete - Good Omens - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-9-08 - Published: 1-9-08

6. Balancing Act reviews

2007 \\ slash \\ A church needs redeeming, and when Aziraphale cannot do the job, Crowley does so in the most over the top way. Angelic gratitude is the gift that keeps on giving.

Complete - Good Omens - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-21-07 - Published: 12-21-07

7. Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance » reviews

1998 \\ Disney's Hercules sequel. Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle & Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. \\ see PROFILE PAGE links for illustrations.

Complete - Disney - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,118 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 11-7-07 - Published: 7-6-04

8. Bad Grace » reviews

2006 \\ Good Omens sequel. A stolen book of prophecies, a plot to bring about the Second Coming of Christ, an Antichrist heading into puberty, a demon and angel facing complicated emotional entanglement, Horsepersons & Sins & Disciples, oh my.

Complete - Good Omens - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 33 - Words: 96,650 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 9-4-07 - Published: 4-26-05

9. Twice Changed World reviews

2006 \\ slash \\ The day after the world didn’t end, a demon and an angel contemplate the rest of their existence on the planet. Then they give that up and seduce one another. What more do you want?

Complete - Good Omens - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-15-06 - Published: 8-15-06

10. Sanctity & Subagitation reviews

2006 \\ slash \\ Aziraphale confesses his two biggest fears, and Crowley sets out to banish them both in one memorable evening. Birthday giftfic for H.J.Bender. See link for illustration

Complete - Good Omens - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-5-06 - Published: 7-5-06

11. Love Calls You By Your Name reviews

2006 \\ slashy schmoop \\ Post Non Apocalyptic Epiphanies beget drunken confessions beget holy bouts of Name Calling beget Revelation, but not the End of All Things.

Complete - Good Omens - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-9-06 - Published: 3-9-06

12. The Ranma Horror Picture Show » reviews

1998 \\ An alternative fantasy, featuring Ranma and crew, in 3 acts, with mild kink and poetic license. Absolutely NOT a songfic or a musical.

Complete - Ranma - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,838 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-9-05 - Published: 1-9-05

13. Eyes of the Evergreen » reviews

2001 \\ Mary Sue Alert! \\ The reason Severus Snape became Dumbledore's spy.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,917 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-16-04 - Published: 8-29-04

14. A Very Peevesy Xmas

2001 \\ Using the basic format of "A Visit From St. Nick", Peeves the poltergeist tells about Xmas in Hogwarts his own way.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-12-03 - Published: 10-12-03