Well, hello there! Thanks for stopping by! I hope you'll pick up a cookie as you're coming in and leave a review on your way out.

Oh, you haven't left yet? Well, I suppose that means you want to know a bit about me.

Hmm . . . this kinda puts me on the spot. Er, well . . . I guess I could start with the basics:

My name: Sorry, luv, can't give that to you. I'm anti-real life-stalker. You can call me Becky, though!

My age: Old enough to know better and young enough to do things anyway! I started writing fanfiction at the age of twelve . . . Which should have been the first warning sign to my parents . . .

My passion: Writing. I couldn't live without a computer and/or pen. Don't get any ideas, you weirdo!

How to contact me: There's always PMing. And REVIEWING! But of course, how rude of me, I'll give you my card, of course! -pulls out a deck of only joker cards- And here's one for you . . . and you . . . and you . . . Hey, where are you going? I haven't given everyone my card yet!

And some notes on my stories:

Pink Glitter -- thanks to all my wonderful reviewers who appreciated my stab at humor. Now there's a sequel! -squee- Isn't everyone proud of me?

As the World Burns -- My little tongue-and-cheek work that grew into something I could've never imagined. Honestly, though, I can't thank all of you enough for the love and support I have gotten. You guys are the best, seriously. It's finished now, but I'll write more in that story world one day, I'm quite sure!

Randomness -- Just some drabbles and the like, derived from AtWB. I seriously love writing the IM ones!

Falling -- On hiatus. My muse is a bit burned out at the moment, with school and the like. It will definitely be continued eventually, but no promises as to when.

Lord Have Mercy -- A spur of the moment drabble from the POV of Claude Frollo, obsessive stalker extraordinaire! Seriously though, something about him gets to me and I totally want to delve deep into his psyche. I'll do a real story, not just a random one-shot one day revolving around him one day. I hope that you all like it, especially since it's a step out there from what I normally do!

Peach Juice -- The long awaited sequel to Pink Glitter! It's not necessary to read that first, though. It's a Valentine's Day inspired story, and it isn't too long, but I had fun writing it. I hope you have fun reading it! With the right inspiration, maybe I'll even make an epilogue to it . . . maybe.

Never Leaving the Center -- See "Falling." I've had the next chapters in the works for years now, but I'm never quite satisfied with them, and am stuck as to where I'm going. I really do love this story, though, and am likely to update it sooner than Falling.

Group Therapy Sessions -- I really don't know what to say about this fic. I love it, even though it's made up completely of sugar and hyperness, and hope you do too!

In Darkness, Light -- . . . meh. It's okay. I don't know if I'll continue it, I don't know if I'll take it down. I don't really know what to make of it... hmm.

Arkham IM -- So, I took this down. I didn't realize it was against the rules, and I had a lot of people report me for it. To those people -- you guys took it upon yourself to monitor the website and make it good for everyone. This is admirable. But please don't take yourselves too seriously. I didn't know I was breaking the rules of the site -- I read them years ago and I never thought I was doing any harm with an IM fic. I don't check this website often, so I didn't realize how royally pissed off I made you guys. So please, chill. Do what you want to do, but do realize that this a fun site made to connect people and don't treat it like a Nazi regime where every fic needs to be perfect. Don't flame me repeatedly and put my work down, even if it did break the rules. I'm not committing a felony here, guys. There are much nicer ways to go about things, and I wouldn't have minded you guys pointing out my problem if it hadn't been so aggressive and just down right mean-spirited. Thanks!

Letters to Erik -- I rue the day I ever watched the 2004 Phantom of the Opera movie. It got me hooked . . . and now look what it made me do! It made me write a phanfic! :O This is just a ditty I came up with one day and enjoyed . . . I hope you like it too!

Glass Room -- When my muses say jump, I say "How High?" I always love reading dark Jareth, and this is my attempt at writing him. Updates will be slow, but I'm not giving up on this one just yet!

Sails I Ship: (whee!)

Joker/Harley ('nuff said)

Joker/Rachel (only if Rachel ISN'T depicted to be some self-centered byotch from the depths of the underworld)

Joker/OC (only if it's well done, not some mary-sue stolkholm syndrome chick who deserves to fry in fictional character hell)

Scarecrow/OC (because Cillian deserves a pretty girl -huggles-)

Guy/Marian (from Robin Hood BBC) (I LOVE RICHARD ARMITAGE SO MUCH! That man is HOT with a capital HOT)

Sheriff of Nottingham/Maid Marian (GOD, the movie with Costner sucked SO MUCH I wanted to scratch my eyes out . . . I only watched it for Alan. Who is a god)

Captain Hook/Wendy Darling (dude, did you SEE Jason Issacs in the Peter Pan 2003 movie? HAWTNESS)

Batman/Wonder Woman (Because they both kick butt and, lets face it, are totally made of epic win)

Superman/Lois Lane (don't read a lot of it, but there ya' go)

Question/Huntress (D'aww, don't you just love conspiracy theorists who don't have faces?)

Black Canary/Green Arrow (I seem to be a mainstream DC Shipper here...)

Harvey Dent AKA Two-Face/Renee Montoya (I LOVE seeing stories about this pairing! Write a story with them in it, and I'll give you a brownie)

Jareth/Sarah (this is kinda a given)

Claude Frollo/Esmeralda (because I can)

Maraks/King's Wives (just in general, from the "Hollow Kingdom" trilogy. I'll read almost any pairing involved with those stories)

Tom Riddle AKA Voldy/Ginny Weasley (this is about the only pairing I can stand in Harry Potter fanfics... I mean, Rowling's world is so perfect, you can't really touch too much on it without being ooc or annoying, in my opinion)

Snape/Lily Potter (I should just say Snape on his own, because he is that awesome. But Snape/Lily is so darn sweet)

Damon/Elena (cause Stefan's a poof and Damon is sweet and attempting redemption and HAWT)

Erik/Christine (Because Erik deserves a break, gosh darn it!)

Jean/Logan AKA Wolverine (Because I have a thing for devoted bad boys, okay?)

Spike/Buffy (OTP FTW! What did I do with myself before I had James Marsters in my life? Gawd, that man is FIIIINE)

Spike/Dru (It doesn't matter she's insane . . . He is sooooooo sweet to her!!)

Spike by himself (like I said, that man is FIIIIIINE)

Wesley/Fred (I don't really read much of it, but a great pairing nonetheless)

Angel/Cordelia (Though she was also cute with Doyle . . . hmm . . . OTP decisions are hard)

Angel/Faith (It's all unconditional and nice and right and -- DEAR GOD, FAITH, JUST PLEASE KEEP ANGEL AWAY FROM BUFFY!!!!)

On that note: ANYONE ELSE BESIDES BUFFY/Angel (Bangel ruined my childhood. And made me blind)

Eric/Sookie ('Cause Alexander is FINE and Bill sucks. . . No lame vampire pun intended)

Vader/Padme (Where do I come up with these? I honestly don't know)

Grima/Eoywn (There's no other explanation: I was dropped on the head as a child. Probably repeatedly)

Rumpelstiltskin/Belle (Dude. Dude. DUDE. I have issues. But it's Beauty and the Beast, so COME ON)

Barney/Robin (How dare NPH be gay. I'm so freaking happy for him with his partner and babies and stuff, but it breaks my heart that we can never be)

Hannibal/Clarice (Yes, I am crazy, thank you for noticing)

Hades/Persephone (Because who doesn't love stalker kidnap love stories?)

. . . moving on.

It seems that I am very lucky, and have an endless stream of story ideas that come from my muses (Lucy, Charlotte, Evangeline, Magdalena, Katherine, Adele, Sasha, Felicity, and Larry) (these were given life at the age of twelve, so you should just be glad I didn't name them Hilary Duff or Nick Carter). The hard part is actually writing them and sticking to them.

AtWB was originally planned to be a trilogy, with the next two installments being You Complete Me and It's Only Forever, but I've had a major blockage working with AtWB and my intentions to finish the trilogy are murky at best currently. I'm a very fickle writer, unfortunately, with inspirations that fluctuate much too greatly and too often for my tastes. I'm trying very hard to finish the works that I have started, and can't even begin to thank all of you for the support I have received. You all are FANTASTIC!!

Hugs, namaste, peace out, and shalom!

~Becky~

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Batman characters:

1. Batman 2. The Joker 3. Harley Quinn 4. Jonathan Crane 5. Poison Ivy 6. Harvey Two-Face 7. Rachel Dawes 8. Jim Gordon 9. Batgirl 10. Robin 11. The Riddler 12. Alfred

01. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

That would have to be a definite no.

02. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

YES!! Like, OMG HOTT!!

03. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

. . . That would be wrong on so many levels. -shudders-

04. Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Meh, I don't really read Batgirl stories. There was one in the works awhile ago called 'Oracle', which is pretty good.

05. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO. I don't care if you sickos think differently, NO.

06. Any Five/Nine or Five/Ten going on?

In the Batman and Robin movie, there's some icky Poison/Robin (mostly because she wants to kill him, but hey, Robin takes what he can get) going on, but Poison/Batgirl just ain't happening, sorry.

07. What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two doing "it"?

Rachel would probably die (yet again) in completely and utter horror, because that is THE most disgusting thing anyone's EVER heard/thought of before. This is the noise she would make as she died: OHMIGAHAHHHHewickgrossNOOOOOahhhhhhhpfftlaslpasalpinopasaGAHpfftAIEEEEEEEE!!

08. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?

In a series of horrific events, Robin and Harley find the acceptance and love they both need . . . in each other. I bet no one saw this coming.

09. Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Unfortunately, yes. It's scary.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

Why Am I In Love With My Best Friend's Butler?

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

I don't want to ever think about the possibility, much less write a story about it. Ick.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Umm . . . Nooo . . . Eww . . .

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Sure. There are a lot of Harley/Joker shippers out there. -high five!-

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not to my knowledge. The Riddler's not as popular as some of the other Batman characters floating around right now . . . but he IS a rising star!!

15. Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Maybe if they were really high on caffeine . . .

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Holy Awesomeness, Batman!!" (Yeah, lame, but hey, it's Robin)

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Uhh . . . 'Seven Nation Army' by the White Stripes? I really have no idea.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: WRONGNESS ON SO MANY LEVELS ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Hey, I dumped Harley in the last fic, how 'bout we make a sequel together?"

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never. People don't care about Poison Ivy. -sob- WHY??

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?

He's into coins and chance. (Guess what? It's not so secret.)

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

If shag means what I think it means, drunk. Definitely drunk. Like, about-to-die/pass-out drunk.

23. If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

HA HA HA!! I hope you're kidding.

24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

Woah. Let me get this straight . . .

Batman and Batgirl are in a happy (if weird) relationship until Batgirl runs off with Jonathan Crane (who wouldn't?). Batman, hearbroken, has a hot one-night stand with the Riddler (the Riddler's dream FUFILLED!!) and a brief unhappy affair with Alfred (maybe because Alfred's his butler/father figure/an old dude?), then follows the wise advice of Poison Ivy (who only wants Batman to STOP RUNNING HIS BATMOBILE OVER HER GRASS) and finds true love with Harley Quinn (the Joker is PISSED).

A Series of Disturbing Events by Me!

Look out world, you WILL be seeing this story . . . eventually.

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Labyrinth characters:

1) Sarah 2) Jareth 3) Hoggle 4) Ludo 5) Toby 6) Sir Didymus 7) The Wise Man 8) Karen 9) Linda 10) Robert/Dad 11) Random Goblin (lets call him Squiggles!) 12) The Worm

01. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Er . . . I don't think Sir D would be too interested in a Goblin. Unless it was a knight too . . . hmm . . .

02. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes! His fluffy orange fur just makes me SWOON.

03. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I don't think Karen can produce worm babies. I think that's kinda physically impossible.

04. Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Linda annoys me. No, I'm not going to recommed any. Good day, sir/miss/whoever you are.

05. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

O_o . . . Sure. Let's go with that.

06. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Ew . . . Toby and his Dad? Can you say, INCEST?? And Toby and Linda? That's just plain creepy.

07. What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?

The Wise Man would probably say something wise. Or try to explain to us regular people HOW THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN. (Somewhere, Sarah is soooo loving the fact that she turned the Goblin King and his worm fetish down)

08. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?

Hoggle somehow stumbles onto Robert (Sarah's Dad) in the shower one day. What happens when he finds out that Robert's gay for dwarves? (Be still my horribly vivid imagination)

09. Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Ew. No. Maybe. But I hope not.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

How Could My Bird Hat Try to Eat This Poor, Defenseless, Sexy Worm?

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

OHMIGAWD. SO many wrong scenarios pop into my head. Please, please, PLEASE people, RUN AWAY FROM SUCH A DISGUSTING PLOT AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

No. They don't. And no one ever will.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Uh . . . no?

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

YES!! Goblins are just so adorable when they aren't trying to kill you in a battle for your baby brother . . .

15. Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Unfortunately, Jareth/Toby is kinda popular. But please, can Ludo just be asexual? Or something that doesn't involve humans? For the sake of my sanity?

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Woohoo!"?? I honestly have no idea.

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I would write my own song. It would go something along the lines of . . . 'Why, oh why, did I have to wear that hideous pink dress in the movie? . . . Why, oh why, is pink not my color? . . .Why, oh why, does my stepdaughter the brat hate me so? . . .' Meh, it's in the works. I'll keep brainstorming.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: RANDOM, OUT-OF-SPECIES ADULT SITUATIONS (ew.)

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Hey, are you the dude who's perverted for my daughter?"

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Uh . . . half an hour ago?

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?

Things that smell good. (snicker)

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

I STILL don't know what shag means, but I would so tell the goblin to go for it. (Whatever it is, Linda probably deserves it. :D)

23. If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

I have . . . no comment . . .

24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?

Okay, to spell it out: Sarah and Karen are in a happy relationship (WTH??), until Karen suddenly runs off with Ludo (what happened to my lovely asexual Ludo??). Sarah, heartbroken (for some, strange reason), has a hot one-night stand with Squiggles the Goblin (who really doesn't even understand what's going on, poor chap) and a brief unhappy affair with the Worm (who really gets around for being blue and two inches long), then follows the advice of Toby (and WHY would you take advice from a baby/toddler?) and finds true love with Hoggle (who is now the Prince of the Bog of Eternal Stench. Sarah, I'm sure, is just SO happy with her life with him!).

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