IMPORTANT NOTICE 12/31/09: Aristotle is getting to me... "What it lies in our power to do, it also lies in our power not to do." And I have not been doing a whole lot of updates, now have I? I blame lack of inspiration and time... and trust me, I'm feeling pretty darn guilty. I can't promise anything, but I will have you all know that I have not abandoned you or my stories. I love this site, and I love my readers, and I really, truly appreciate your patience and support. I am incredibly humbled to have so many readers and reviewers that enjoy my work. You really don't know how happy you all make a writer like me. :)

But enough sap. I promise to TRY to work towards getting some more material out... but, in the mean time, why don't you check out the rest of my profile? See ya' later!

I'm kinda high maintenance. If, y'know, you haven't been able to figure that out yet. I'm also obsessed with too many things to count, but I especially adore goblins (and their Kings, of course!).

I have many obsessions. -looks out in the distance dramatically- Yes... many...

-suddenly clears throat- Uhh, yeah. I also tend to be pretty random for no apparnt reason. I have a lot of quirks... -shudders- I don't really understand how you put up with me. But I sure do appreciate it! -hugs-

My name: Sorry, luv, can't give that to you. I don't want to attract more stalkers than I already have... -shudder shudder- You can call me Becky, though!

My age: Er... yeah, no. Not telling. Again, due to my obsession with the prevention of stalkers. (Except Jareth... I wouldn't mind at all if he stalked me. -wistful sigh-)

My passion: Writing. I couldn't live without a computer and/or pen. Don't get any ideas, you weirdo!!

Things I like: Good fanfics, among other stuffs.

Things I hate: Bad fanfics, and other crappy things. Is that enough information for you? ;)

How to contact me: There's always PMing. And REVIEWING!! But of course, how rude of me, I'll give you my card, of course! -pulls out a deck of only joker cards- And here's one for you... and you.. and you... Hey, where are you going?? I haven't given everyone my card yet!!

And some notes on my stories:

Pink Glitter-- thanks to all my woooooonderful reviewers who appreciated my stab at humor. Now there's a sequel! -squee- Isn't everyone proud of me?

As the World Burns -- Honestly, though, I can't thank all of you enough for the love and support I have gotten. You guys are the best, seriously. Hopefully you'll stick around for awhile, because if you scroll down to stories I'm definitely doing... well, you'll see why. I'm still working on the Epilogue -- it'll come out eventually, I promise!!

Randomness -- Tee hee hee! I love it... It's my crazy little baby! Just some funny drabbles and stuff, derived from 'Burns'. I seriously love writing the IM ones!!

Falling-- Continued! Wow... I know, right? Pretty impressive, if I do say so myself. Hopefully I'll stick with it, and keep updating! If I don't, feel free to prod me with something sharp. Or hot, like a cow prodder. Whatever suits your fancy, really, I'm not too picky.

Lord Have Mercy-- A spur of the moment drabble from the POV of Claude Frollo, obsessive stalker extraordinaire! Seriously though, something about him gets to me and I totally want to delve deep into his psyche. I'll do a real story, not just a random one-shot one day revolving around him one day. I hope that you all like it, especially since it's a step out there from what I normally do!

Peach Juice -- The long awaited sequel to Pink Glitter! It's not necessary to read that first, though. It's a Valentine's Day inspired story, and it isn't too long, but I had fun writing it. I hope you have fun reading it!

Never Leaving the Center -- okay, so... yeah. I have no excuse, or any way to defend myself. I don't know where it came from, or, at the moment, what exactly I'm going to go with it. To be honest, I'm scared of it. I'm really scared of it. It's like an annoying dog that bites you when you don't want to pet it. But it's such an interesting dog!! :D

Group Therapy Session-- I just needed a break from super-serious things and BAM... Joker comes out to play. ;) I don't really know what to think of it, but I figured I'd share it with you all anyways!

And It Was All So Very Funny -- I have been bitten by the Joker bug, OUCH/AHAHAHAAHAHAAAA, GOSH (AHHAHAHAAHAHA) DARN IT!!... -sigh- He just started talking to me, and I swear, I was scared out of my wits. Hopefully he'll bit me again so I CAN CONTINUE IT. Gosh...

The Darkest Seed -- ... meh. It's okay. I don't know if I'll continue it, I don't know if I'll take it down. I don't really know what to make of it... hmm.

Arkham IM -- I LOVE WRITING THIS. It is SO much fun. I laugh when writing it, and I hope you laugh when reading it! This is a fic I very much enjoy, and it does actually have a plot! Somewhere beneath all of the meaningless junk that's supposed to make you smile... ;)

Sails I Ship: (whee!!)

Joker/Harley ('nuff said)

Joker/Rachel (only if Rachel ISN'T depicted to be some self-centered byotch from the depths of the underworld)

Joker/OC (only if it's well done, not some mary-sue stolkholm syndrome chick who deserves to fry in fictional character hell)

Scarecrow/OC (because Cillian deserves a pretty girl -huggles-)

Guy/Marian (from Robin Hood BBC) (I LOVE RICHARD ARMITAGE SO MUCH!!)

Captain Hook/Wendy Darling (dude, did you SEE Jason Issacs in the Peter Pan 2003 movie?? HAWT)

Batman/Wonder Woman (Because they both kick butt and, lets face it, are totally hot)

Superman/Lois Lane (don't read a lot of it, but there ya' go)

Harvey Dent AKA Two-Face/Renee Montoya (I LOVE seeing stories about this pairing!! Write a story with them in it, and I'll give you a cookie)

Jareth/Sarah (this is kinda a given)

Claude Frollo/Esmeralda (because I can)

Maraks/King's Wives (just in general, from the "Hollow Kingdom" trilogy. I'll read almost any pairing involved with those stories)

Tom Riddle AKA Voldy/Ginny Weasley (this is about the only pairing I can stand in Harry Potter fanfics... I mean, Rowling's world is so perfect, you can't really touch too much on it without being ooc or annoying, in my opinion)

Snape/Lily Potter (I should just say Snape on his own, because he is that hot. But Snape/Lily is so darn sweet)

Hades/Persephone (Because who doesn't love stalker kidnap love stories??)

... moving on.

It seems that I am very lucky, and have an endless stream of story ideas that come from my muses (Lucy, Charlotte, Evangeline, Magdalena, Katy, Adele, Sasha, Felicity, and Larry). The hard part is actually writing them and sticking to them.

Stories to definitely expect (at some point or another):

'You Complete Me' -- 'As the World Burns' sequel, part two of the Powerful Responsibility (? name in the works) trilogy. There are definitely going to be some new villains surfacing... MUWHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAA!!

'It's Only Forever' -- part three of the trilogy. Yes, I do know that I want to make it a trilogy (very very possibly a four story saga), and I have a rough idea of exactly where I'm going with it, and I am completely sure I know how I want it to end. The names are liable to change, AKA please send me name ideas! And trust me, the trilogy/saga is NEVER going to be boring. Or, at least, I hope not.

I love all my readers and will love you even more if you review!! I live for those reviews... seriously. It's, like, the closest thing to getting paid!

Hugs, namaste, peace out, and shalom!

~Becky~

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Batman characters:

1. Batman 2. The Joker 3. Harley Quinn 4. Jonathan Crane 5. Poison Ivy 6. Harvey Two-Face 7. Rachel Dawes 8. Jim Gordon 9. Batgirl 10. Robin 11. The Riddler 12. Alfred

01. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

That would have to be a definite no.

02. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

YES!! Like, OMG HOTT!!

03. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

... That would be wrong on so many levels. -shudders-

04. Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Meh, I don't really read Batgirl stories. There was one in the works awhile ago called 'Oracle', which is pretty good.

05. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO. I don't care if you sickos think differently, NO.

06. Any Five/Nine or Five/Ten going on?

In the Batman and Robin movie, there's some icky Poison/Robin (mostly because she wants to kill him, but hey, Robin takes what he can get) going on, but Poison/Batgirl just ain't happening, sorry.

07. What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two doing "it"?

Rachel would probably die (yet again) in completely and utter horror, because that is THE most disgusting thing anyone's EVER heard/thought of before. This is the noise she would make as she died: OHMIGAHAHHHHewickgrossNOOOOOahhhhhhhpfftlaslpasalpinopasaGAHpfftAIEEEEEEEE!!

08. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?

In a series of horrific events, Robin and Harley find the acceptance and love they both need... in each other. I bet no one saw this coming.

09. Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Unforunately, yes. It's scary.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

Why Am I In Love With My Best Friend's Butler?

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

I don't want to ever think about the possibily, much less write a story about it. Ick.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Umm... Nooo... Eww...

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Sure. There are a lot of Harley/Joker shippers out there. -high five!-

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not to my knowledge. The Riddler's not as popular as some of the other Batman characters floating around right now... but he IS a rising star!!

15. Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Maybe if they were really high on caffeine...

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Holy Awesomeness, Batman!!" (Yeah, lame, but hey, it's Robin)

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Uhh... 'Seven Nation Army' by the White Stripes? I really have no idea.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: WRONGNESS ON SO MANY LEVELS ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Hey, I dumped Harley in the last fic, how 'bout we make a sequel together?"

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never. People don't care about Poison Ivy. -sob- WHY??

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?

He's into coins and chance. (Guess what? It's not so secret.)

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

If shag means what I think it means, drunk. Definitely drunk. Like, about-to-die/pass-out drunk.

23. If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

HA HA HA!! I hope you're kidding.

24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

Woah. Let me get this straight...

Batman and Batgirl are in a happy (if weird) relationship until Batgirl runs off with Jonathan Crane (who wouldn't?). Batman, hearbroken, has a hot one-night stand with the Riddler (the Riddler's dream FUFILLED!!) and a brief unhappy affair with Alfred (maybe because Alfred's his butler/father figure/an old dude?), then follows the wise advice of Poison Ivy (who only wants Batman to STOP RUNNING HIS BATMOBILE OVER HER GRASS) and finds true love with Harley Quinn (the Joker is PISSED).

A Series of Disturbing Events by Me!

Look out world, you WILL be seeing this story... eventually.

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Labyrinth characters:

1) Sarah 2) Jareth 3) Hoggle 4) Ludo 5) Toby 6) Sir Didymus 7) The Wise Man 8) Karen 9) Linda 10) Robert/Dad 11) Random Goblin (lets call him Squiggles!) 12) The Worm

01. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Er... I don't think Sir D would be too interested in a Goblin. Unless it was a knight too... hmm...

02. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes! His fluffy orange fur just makes me SWOON.

03. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I don't think Karen can produce worm babies. I think that's kinda physically impossible.

04. Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Linda annoys me. No, I'm not going to recommed any. Good day, sir/miss/whoever you are.

05. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

O_o ... Sure. Let's go with that.

06. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Ew... Toby and his Dad? Can you say, INCEST?? And Toby and Linda? That's just plain creepy.

07. What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?

The Wise Man would probably say something wise. Or try to explain to us regular people HOW THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN. (Somewhere, Sarah is soooo loving the fact that she turned the Goblin King and his worm fetish down)

08. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?

Hoggle somehow stumbles onto Robert (Sarah's Dad) in the shower one day. What happens when he finds out that Robert's gay for dwarves? (Be still my horribly vivid imagination)

09. Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Ew. No. Maybe. But I hope not.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

How Could My Bird Hat Try to Eat This Poor, Defenseless, Sexy Worm?

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

OHMIGAWD. SO many wrong scenarios pop into my head. Please, please, PLEASE people, RUN AWAY FROM SUCH A DISGUSTING PLOT AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

No. They don't. And no one ever will.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Uh... no?

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

YES!! Goblins are just so adorable when they aren't trying to kill you in a battle for your baby brother...

15. Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Unfortunately, Jareth/Toby is kinda popular. But please, can Ludo just be asexual? Or something that doesn't involve humans? For the sake of my sanity?

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Woohoo!" ?? I honestly have no idea.

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I would write my own song. It would go something along the lines of... 'Why, oh why, did I have to wear that hideous pink dress in the movie?... Why, oh why, is pink not my color?... Why, oh why, does my stepdaughter the brat hate me so?...'Meh, it's in the works. I'll keep brainstorming.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: RANDOM, OUT-OF-SPECIES ADULT SITUATIONS (ew.)

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Hey, are you the dude who's perverted for my daughter?"

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Uh... half an hour ago?

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?

Things that smell good. (snicker)

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

I STILL don't know what shag means, but I would so tell the goblin to go for it. (Whatever it is, Linda probably deserves it. >:D)

23. If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

I have... no comment...

24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

Okay, to spell it out: Sarah and Karen are in a happy relationship (WTH??), until Karen suddenly runs off with Ludo (what happened to my lovely asexual Ludo??). Sarah, heartbroken (for some, strange reason), has a hot one-night stand with Squiggles the Goblin (who really doesn't even understand what's going on, poor chap) and a brief unhappy affair with the Worm (who really gets around for being blue and two inches long), then follows the advice of Toby (and WHY would you take advice from a baby/toddler?) and finds true love with Hoggle (who is now the Prince of the Bog of Eternal Stench. Sarah, I'm sure, is just SO happy with her life with him!).

Where The Heck Is Jareth In All of This? by Sylistra the Scholar ( XD )

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