ஐKiriஐ
(Gasp) Breaking Dawn is OUT!! XD Now I have to wait for Midnight Sun to come out.
Hey I'm new here (as in writer). I'm obsessed about Twilight. (really, I mean I know I'm writing a story about BP and my pename is one of the main characters but I only picked it cuz it my name if you switched the last letter with an other vowel.) Anyway for those of you who don't know what Twilight is, you have no idea what you're missing. Twilight is like the best thing ever (besides the invention of internet.) I know you might be thinking that I must be some crazy escapee from some mental asylum, but the truth is...I'm not. But I am a bookworm. (just to warn you) ;)
Breaking Dawn Spoiler: I can't believe Jacob IMPRINTED on Renesmee. I'm still not sure wether I should like or not I'm in shock right now but I keep thinking to myself that I should hav saw it coming when Bella got pregnant:S.
Name: KiriXD (If you want to know my real name PM me)
Age: I'm a teen
Birthday: April 7
Hair color: Black-Brown
Eyes: Black-Brown
Height: 5"2
Look Like: A four-eyed Bookworm
Favourite Food: Chocolate
Favourite Pairings:BellaXEdward, KelXDom, BekaXRosto, KiriXNarumi, YukiXZero (YukiXKaname is ok), SakuraXSyaoran, TomoyoXEriol, SunakoXKyohei, MaiXNaru, HikariXKei, AyumiXMayama, TakemotoXHagumi, ArmeliaXLuke.
Favourite Books/Serise: Twilight Saga, Anything Tamora Pierce writes, SASS (Students Across the Seven Seas) Series, The Clique Series, Gossip Girl Series, The It Girl Series , The Au-Pairs, Stravaganza, Mob Princess, Eragon, Artemis Fowl, Ella Enchanted, Chronicles of Narnia, Alosha Series, Midnight Pearls, Pellinor Series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Chanters of Tremaris trilogy, Demon Child Trilogy.
Favourite Manga/Anime:
Beauty Pop, Vampire Knight, Meru Peri, Cardcaptor Sakura, Wallflower, Lovely Complex, Inuyasha, xxxholic,Tsubasa Chronicles, Ghost Hunt, Prince of Tennis, Fairy Tail, Special A, The Gentlemen's Alliance Cross, Crimson Hero, Girl Got Game, Sand Chronicles, Honey and Clover, Haruka-Beyond the Stream of Time, Monkey High, Wild Ones, Yurara, Bleach, Ultra Maniac, Gaba-Kawa, Wanted, La Corda D'Oro, Ouran High School Host Club, Millennium Snow,Yume Kira Dream Shoppe. (These are not put in order, they are all my favourites and I don't have the heart to put them in order.)
I should tell you guys that my profile is very long with lots of those copy and paste thingies.
Favourite Quotes:
"Everyone dies, now or in 50 years, what does it matter."
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
"If I wasn't smart, I'd be dead."-Cadvan
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're goning to get."Forrest Grump
"A conference is a gathering of people who alone can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."
Twilight Quotes:
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb,"
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
"I'm here...which, roughly translated, means I would rather die than stay away from you."
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because they think you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.-(some book I read and forgot what the name of.)
This is Bunny. Copy Bunny in your profile and come join the Dark Side! (We have cookies)
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
95 percent of teens are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you are the 5 percent that don't, copy, paste and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, aerisphoenix, Nesha1,Lotus Blossom Skye, KiriXD
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile
I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, ANBU Inu, KiriXD
If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people now and days pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.
So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.
If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like to write, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 2 that would be laughing your ass off, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile
If you've ever started to read a fanfic chapter, got distracted, and forgot to review until another chapter was posted, copy and past this into your profile. (Srry)
If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." If you never even knew sexy was gone, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Harley (from Pokemon Season 8 and 9) scares you, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know when you live in 2000+ when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.( only sometimes. SHUT UP!)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
RACISM IS WRONG!
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.
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If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Jollibee is the best. Jollibee is cool. If you agree, copy this into your profile. A copy thingy by Gian-chan.
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever done something embarrassing in front of your crush, copy and paste this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading the Twilight series (or didn't sleep at all!), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own world copy this onto your profile
If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say copy this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself copy this onto your profile
If you've ever crashed into a wall while on a sugar high copy this onto your profile
If you've ever crashed into the wall and was NOT high copy and paste this onto your profile
If you constantly need a new bookshelf in your room copy this onto your profile
If you've ever walked into a doorway copy this onto your profile
If your the kind of person that walks into a door or wall then apologizes to it copy this onto your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you're an obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
You know you're obsessed with Twilight when..
1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, Ecilpse and Breaking Dawn at least 3 times.
2) You own all of the above mentioned books.
3) You know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and
you want to see it anyway.
4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyer’s web site.
5) You have reread a lot of these pages.
6) You read fanfiction about Twilight.
7) You write fanfiction about Twilight.
8) At one point or another, you have had a screen name/username that says
something about Twilight or its characters.
9) You constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out.
10) For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn, you acted as a
missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read
them.
11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it,
because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".
12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight
is the best book on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them.
13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story (and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.
14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk
about.
15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2008 for
Breaking Dawn to come out, you almost cried.(AN: this one kinda depends on when
you read the first three books, I guess!)
16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you
like best.
17) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something
about Twilight, when you had already finished the books.
18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories,
you never get tired of it.
19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing
you read.
20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a
vampire.
21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.
22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary.
23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people
who don't understand it just haven't read the book.
24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought
it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh.
26). You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information
27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns
28). You're keeping track of all the "Breaking Dawn Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean
29). Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website
30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series
31). Your screen saver reads "Breaking Dawn: August 2, 2008"
32). You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition
33). You put your Twilight poster in plain view so that everyone can see it
34). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books
35). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them
36). You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines
37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die
38). You know you're addicted, but you don't care
39). You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 2nd!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco
40). You're more excited about the release of Breaking Dawn than anything to do with Harry Potter
41). When you found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, you had a mental breakdown
42). When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown
43). You noticed there is no number 25
Taken From Crazy4Moony; For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.(riiiiggghhhtt...)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
Random crap-shit facts that are way too good to pass up...(I love these copy and paste things):
-If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(hardly seems worth it.)
-If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (now that's more like it!)
-The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G!)
- A pig's orgasm last 30 minutes. (30 minutes...Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
- A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy (i'm still not over the pig)
-Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (don't try this at home, maybe at work)
-The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
-The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
- The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
-Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
-Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something i always wanted to know.)
-The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmmm...)
-Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
-Elephants are only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
-A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
-Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
-Poplar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
-Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (what about that pig??)
-Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and copy this if you want to bring a smile, maybe even a chuckle to someone.
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
Teehee thought you guys might like those, especially Twilight lovers (Like me). I know I'm really obsessed but who isn't? ;)
KiriXD
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