Doctor Breen's scientists wanted to create the ultimate weapon. They stripped away her humanity and have her circuitry. She was born again, but as a monstrosity. They didn't forsee that she would cause a turmoil beyond anything they had ever seen.
With a calm exterior, you can hide any kind of inner universe within yourself. It's become an art, really. An art of survival. Because if you betray any of those thoughts, you'll end up spirited away to the Citadel where you'll end up either dead or worse
When the curiousity gets the best of a citizen, he's in for a weird one. CRACK!Fic Featuring: Humanoid!Headcrab, Bluffing!Combine, German!Alyx, and Sleeping!Gordon. WARNING: YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A TINFOIL HAT ZONE, MAJOR CRACK AHEAD.
Jordan Newkirk lived a life of relative luxury. But that ended quickly when she joined the resistance forces of City 17. Now she prowls the streets, taking no prisoners and wreaking her own justice. RATED M FOR STRONG LANGUAGE.