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Yo. I'm Guardian 777. A Few quick facts: I live in the US. Football and Hockey are my favorite sports. My favorite teams are Green Bay Packers (NFL) and the Pittsuburgh Penguins (NHL). I support the Troops (to those against the military, shut the hell up. They put their lives on the line every day for the things we take for granted). I'm white but I don't like racism even though I am from the South. I am a Christian, but i also believe in the Norse/Greek Gods, and practice Buddhism/Taoism/Shintoism. What? Hobbies: Anime/Manga, Reading, Video Games, Martial Arts (practicing and studying several different styles), Sleeping, Playing with my dog, visiting my niece and nephew, hanging out with my friends. I live by Bushido, and honor. My nindo (a combination of MehaandIruka's nindo and the Assasssin's Creed) is this ‘If I defend, you will not break through, If I attack, you shall fall, If I give chase, you shall be caught, If I protect, no one shall be harmed, And if I take your life, I had no choice. Stay your blade from the flesh of the innocent Remain anonymous Never compromise the brotherhood' If anyone's interested, hered my Bleach character identity: Ikkaku Madarame You enjoy a certain degree of strife or wish for glorious combat in your imaginary life, explaining your high score in the Conflict ideal, yet you do well when taking advice or orders from someone in legitimate authority, giving you a high score in Duty. As a result, you resemble Ikkaku Madarame, 3rd-seated officer in Squad 11 of the 13 Court Guard Squads. Though a fearsome warrior who adores a good fight, Ikkaku keeps the true level of his strength a secret so that he will not be pressured to become a captain--thus allowing him to remain an officer under Kenpachi Zaraki, his current captain and something of an inspiration to Ikkaku. However, even without using the full range of his capabilities, Ikkaku remains one of the most proficient melee combatants in Soul Society who is not yet of captain rank. Your combination of ideals suggests that you'd do well in the military. Perhaps you are already? Regardless, remember to take some time away from strife and the rank and file to recenter and rebalance your life, to prevent you from getting locked into lockstep. Ikkaku's Soul Cutter is named Houzokimaru, and in its first release takes the form of a three-part spear that can be extended or locked into single-spear form at Ikkaku's discretion. Though Ikkaku only uses it as a last resort, to keep it secret, Houzokimaru's final release, Ryuumon Houzokimaru, takes the form of a pair of immense monk's spades and a large, axe-blade-like centerpiece, connected by strong cords. The centerpiece contains a hollow image of an Oriental dragon, which fills gradually with a red dye while the release is active; once full, the weapon reaches the pinnacle of its strength. In the hands of a physical-combat expert like Ikkaku, the weapon is quite fearsome despite its seeming simplicity. Favorite anime/manga: Naruto, Bleach, Inuyasha, Love Hina, Negima, Queen's Blade, Tenjo Tenge, Deathnote, Ranma, Ikkitousen, Rurouni Kenshin, Black Lagoon, and many more. Favorite Video Games: Assassin's Creed, Ninja Gaiden, Dead or Alive, Soul Calibur, Halo, Call of Duty, Rainbow Six, etc. Favorite Movies: Braveheart, Patriot, Star Trek, Star Wars, Gods and Generals, Gettysburg, We Were Soldiers, any James Bond movie, the Bourne Trilogy, Pirates of the Carribean, etc. Music: I am a metalhead. I love rock and metal. Can't stand rap. my favorite bands include Amon Amarth, Anthrax, Avenged Sevenfold, Bloodhound Gang, Breaking Benjamin, The Casualties, Children of Bodom, Dethklok, Distrubed, Drowning Pool, Five Finger Death Punch, Iced Earth, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Killswitch Engaged, Manowar, Marilyn Manson, Megadeth, Metallica, Motorhead, Ozzy Osbourne, Papa Roach, Rage Against the Machine, Rob Zombie, Slayer, Slipknot, Three Days Grace, and Turbonegro. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as uniquie, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile What you call pre-marital sex I call a pre-marrage honeymoon. If you believe this copy and paste on to your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Touch it gently. Stick two fingers in. If its big, stick three in. Rub it up and down slowly, even left to right if you feel up to it. Get it nice and wet. When done, slowly take it and put aside then move to the next one. Then after all of them, rinse and dry your fingers. Yeah... Thats how you wash a cup. Put that in your profile if you thought this was about something else, you know you did! If TENTEN is your favorite girl character copy and paste this to your profile! If you think that, although Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/manga too much, she deserves more appreciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Sasusaku4eva, Whitefang16, Guardian 777 If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: -I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile. If you're conviced Sasuke is gay and emo, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile -If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile -If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. -Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile, and then go see We Will Rock You! Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, Temari Sabaku Nara, Unices, DemonTwins-Ichigo-Makuri, GrimmKitty94, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, thymistacles, Trickster King Chaos THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, AkatsukiMascot, VampireArgonian92, Kanervdss, Shinonigga, GravityTheWizard, thymistacles, Trickster King Chaos, Guardian 777 If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, thymistacles, Trickster King Chaos Guardian 777 If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie,NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, thymistacles, Trickster King Chaos, Guardian 777 If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. 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If you have argued over your favorite couple in a book, manga, anime etc. copy and paste this to your profile. If you remember 9/11 clearly and each year you want to cry. copy and paste this on your profile. (This one makes me sad :(( If you ever laughed and then said, "I don't get it." copy and paste this to your profile. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off. been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, Pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, Crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, NaruHinaxNejiTen, Naruhina-Fanboy-Devlin, GravityTheWizard, thymistacles, Trickster King Chaos, Guardian 777 If you think Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your ass off. REST IN PIECE TOONAMI. From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget. Forever in our Memories Tom and the Absolution So Long Space Cowboy 'Bang' You will live on forever in this. If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, Arickamaru, Roxas, Neko Girl, Trickster King Chaos, Guardian 777 FAKE VS. REAL FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it Okay, this was too cute not to put on here. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile I'm Sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. You say BABY PINK A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Time for a QUIZ! RULES ARE YOU? 1. Perfect? Hell No LAST: 1. Friend you saw: Steve FAVORITES: 1. Number: 666. It's not satanic, it's simply the number of the beast EIGHT EMOTIONS: 1. Are you missing someone right now? I miss someone constantly. ABOUT YOU: 1. Real name? Tyler FIRSTS: 1. First best friend? Matthew CURRENTLY: 1. Eating? Noodles. WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? 1. Shorter or taller? Shorter . HAVE YOU EVER: 1. Drank bubbles? How do you drink bubbles? DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 1. Miracles? Define a miracle This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man barried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm FAT, so I must LOVE to EAT. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (But I'm a guy too!) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I live in a RURAL area, so I MUST be dumb. I'm a CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be racist. I'm from the SOUTH, so I must be IGNORANT. I love ANIME, so I must be a LOSER. Quotes: Whoever said the Pen is Mightier Than the Sword; Obviously never encountered Automatic Weapons.- Douglas MacAurthur Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -Albert Einstein The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. -George Bernard Shaw Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. -Jean Kerr The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water; but to walk on the earth. -Chinese Proverb A word to the wise ain't necessary. It’s the stupid ones that need the advice. -Bill Cosby "If you had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you've ever wanted. In that moment, would you capture it or just let it slip?" Marshall Mathers: 8 Mile Sound Track "Those who disobey the rules are trash, but those who abandon their friends are worse than trash." Hatake Kakashi: Naruto The world will look up and shout out 'Save us'. And I'll whisper 'No.'" Rorshach: The Watchman "We are not tools of the Government or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing I was good at but, at least I always fought for what I believed in." Gray Fox: Metal Gear Solid "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all of its students." - Louis Hector Berlioz At last it will end. Death will be my escape from madness: Kratos from God of War Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we rather have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit: Aristotle The wise learn many things from their enemies: Aristophanes Look forward, walk forth, never ever stop. Turning back will make you weak, cowardice will cause you death: Zangetsu from Bleach Those who can not comprehend the Darkness have no hope of finding the brightest Light: That Crazy Guy Remember darkness does not always equate to evil as light does not always equate to good: Nyx from the house of night series Always remember what most people call hell, I call home: Thymistacles The believer is only as powerful as his belief, if he lacks belief in himself he will fall, if others lack in belief of him he will fall: Thymistacles The trust of one good friend is as powerful as an army of zelots: Thymistacles Never forget the most powerful weapon in the human arsenal is the ability to adapt to any situation: Thymistacles Insanity is only a problem when you let the irrationalities get in the way, otherwise the potential is limitless: Thymistacles Scars are just a map of a persons life. Each one tells you something different and where a certain path leads: Thymistacles If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Sephiroth's Sword If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. Sephiroth's Sword I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Sephiroth's Sword When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Sephiroth's Sword Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience. Sephiroth's Sword Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Sephiroth's Sword When Life gives you Shit, put it in a bag and light it on fire- Unknown No Retreat. No Surrender. That is Spartan Law, and by Spartan Law we will stand and fight, and die. A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and all will know that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it!!-Leonidas This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die!!- Leonidas Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!- Leonidas Shit happens, find a toilet- NarutosBrat Life’s a bitch, put it on a leash.- NarutosBrat If hate breeds more hate, then wear a rubber and hate all you want.-NarutosBrat There is neither good or bad, but thinking makes it so. -William Shakespere Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely- Lord Acton The gods made Heavy Metal and they saw that it was good. They said to play it louder than hell, we promise that we would. When losers say its over with, you know that its a lie. The gods made Heavy Metal and its never gonna die!" - The Gods Made Heavy Metal by Manowar. "I need Metal in my life, just like an eagle needs to fly" - Die For Metal by Manowar It's over Nine Thousand!!- Vegeta "Attention everyone... testicles, that is all." Peter from Family Guy I want to know God's thoughts...the rest are details. - Albert Einstein Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve. - Dr. Napoleon Hill “If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.” -Friedrich Nietzsche "Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live."-Norman Cousins If I had no sense of humor then I would have commited suicide long ago - Mahatma Ghandi Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. -Jetflash "Man, this is such a drag." - Shikamaru, Naruto Its not cheating unless your caught. Till then it is called, Strategic Answer Retrieval (SAR).-MinatoNamikaze When all else fails, cheat. Repeat untill caught. Then lie.- Anonymous That's just your mind trying to comprehend its own stupidity.-Regulus Nothing is true and everything is permitted.- Altair We see the world for what it really is.The World is an Illusion.-Altair No man ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other dumb son of a bitch die for his. - George S. Patton There is no such thing as intelligence, only degrees of idiocy. - RedGuard6 Go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger. - Chinese Fortune Cookie Armor and people have at least one thing in common: they both stop working when you put a hole in them- Anonymous "Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire." Rei Ayanami (Neon Genesis Evangelion) "Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we're gonna wish we were lost at sea! " Ranma (Ranma 1/2) "I consider your class of demon very worthy, worthy to fight, and worthy to die" Yoko Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho) "So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho) Unless I grip the sword, I can not protect you. While gripping the sword I can not embrace you." Ichigo (Bleach) "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Spock So my stupid student thinks he changed the secret of swordsmanship..." Hiko Seijuro ( Rurouni Kenshin) "We fear that which we cannot see... we respect that which we cannot see... thus the blade will be wielded." opening words of the first episode (Bleach) "All the girls in Konoha are so hot these days." Jiraiya (Naruto) They were trying to suppress me, even though I was only trying to entertain kids. Now I know how fire feels. WooldorSockbat, Drawn Together "The WienerMobile exists! Just like the Lochness Monster and God's mercy!!" - Toot Braunstein, Drawn Together Kill one, save a thousand."- Fox from Wanted To all the true and dedicated brothers and sisters of Metal: I love you all, I'm proud to stand by your side and I'm honored to be part of the almighty Metal cause. When I die, we shall meet again in Valhalla; we'll be waiting at Asgard's gates. And when you fellow brethrens die, be certain I'll meet you all again in the halls of Odin. Here the warriors of the world will unite with the true Metal warriors!! DEATH TO FALSE METAL!! HAIL & KILL!! HAIL TO ODIN!! (Thank you glorious burden for that. Hail to you brother!) | |||||||
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