I'm petrelli heiress. I'd just love to be a part of the Petrelli family. Although, to be honest, Mama and Papa Petrelli scare me a little - at least my dad doesn't try to take my powers and take over the world crazy-villain style. In fact he's pretty cool. You know, now that I come to think of it, if I was a part of the Petrelli family I'd be related to Peter and Nathan. Hmmm. Well, at least I'd be in the position to talk to Peter about that Wall of his. Thank the gods that Sylar-is-a-Petrelli thing turned out be false. And I apologise beforehand for the length of my profile...if you actually end up reading it, that is.

My sister's also on here - her name's comedyforever1117 - I recommend you read her (and I'm not just saying this because she is my sister and could kill me and never leave a trace of evidence). She's hilarious, witty and is VERY good with words...albeit not that good at spelling them. I also recommend my David Anders obsessie AerrowLover for her Adam stories. And if you're looking for drama and Peter look no further than Lara-Van. Also if you like Hotch/Prentiss, DG/Cain, Tony/Ziva or GabriElle look no further than ThnksFrThMmrs87...her stories are like drugs to me they are so good! Yo-Ma, Group Hugs For Everyone and ApplePieeLovver for Pylar fanfics, xxDibDabxx for Merthur fanfic, Boisterous Hal for Peter/Nathan, Peter/Gabriel and some random musical niceness fanfics and Cantar for Mylar fanfic. And how could I not have mentioned queenoftheoutlands (check out her Heroes/Wicked story and her Heroes/Doctor Who crossover fic). Even if you don't like these pairings/whatevers still read them...these people are very good writers.

I also a TV obssessed petrelli heiress. I support NCIS, C.S.I: New York, Alias, Merlin, Criminal Minds, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Charmed, Gilmore Girls, Heroes (is my obsession), Smallville, Tru Calling, Psych, Lois and Clark, Dollhouse, Firefly, Alias, Fringe, Eleventh Hour, The Mentalist, Stargate Atlantis, The X Files, Angel, House, Flash Forward, Glee, Bones, Doctor Who (some people at my school - and now at my university - don't even know this show exists...this makes me completely speechless), Torchwood and so many more.

Now, since it seems that a certain obsession has pretty much taken over my life (and my writing skills, darn it) I should probably warn you. FAN OF SLASH RIGHT HERE. Yes, it may be OOC or whatever but...I love it. I am a slash fangirl and I have deranged fantasies...and dreams...and yeah. So Peter/Sylar is my OTP, yeah? I don't really like them with anyone else...at least not permanently (god, I have so many dreams that start out Sylar/Elle, Sylar/Claire, Peter/Elle or Peter/Claire and then become Peter/Sylar, it ain't funny).

EDIT. Noah/Monty has become a tentative OTP of mine. That is, Sylar's kid in I Am Become Death and Nathan's youngest son. I do not know where this came from, but I'm going with it.

Claire Bennet. You're the only female on the show who will probably always be there. I didn't like you in S1, S2 or S3 (well, in parts I liked you). But now, with S4, I love you. Yes, that's right, you heard me. I've also started to get into Claire/Monica...because Monica is my favourite female Hero after Elle and I think Claire needs a friend, someone who knows how to be a Hero, who can teach her the ropes. Possibly this is why Monica is no longer on it? Because there is no angst potential there? Whatever. Anyway...I used to be an Elle/Claire fan - still am, in fact - it's just...Elle's dead and I have to learn to accept that she's going to stay that way. My lip trembles at the very thought though. Sigh. Of course in S4 Claire gets to be in a canon femmslash pairing - Claire/Gretchen. I already ship it.

I'm currently concentrating on Slightly Insane and Sometimes Random Thoughts of a Teenage Girl and my fic!baby, the latter of which I may or may not post here (since, uh, sexytimes are involved). All my other stories are on semi-hiatus until the Inspiration Stick comes along and gives me a whack. You can help the Inspiration Stick in this endeavour by PMing and telling me to write it, or by giving me ideas. 'Cause, seriously people, I need them.

Okay, if anyone ever reads this, I am now a huge fan of that nervous (but incredibly adorable) lip biting, and handholding. Blame Heroes and Merlin, respectively.

I am also a fan of Milo Ventimiglia(!!), Zachary Quinto (!!), Adrian Pasdar (!!), Kristen Bell, Hayden Panetierre, Madeleine Zima, Danny Strong, Mark Harmon, Jack Coleman, Greg Grunberg (hehe), Hugh Laurie, Michael Weatherly(!!), Cote de Pablo, Sean Murray, Pauley Perrette, David McCallum, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Seth Green (!!), Alyson Hannigan, Alexis Denisof, J. August Richards, Andy Hallett, Glenn Quinn, Nicholas Brendon, Alyssa Milano, Holly Marie Combs, Charisma Carpenter, Rose McGowan, Nathan Fillion, Summer Glau, Jewel Staite (Kaylee is just so cute!), Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Tom Welling, Erica Durance (girl power!!), Marley Shelton (girl power again! She gets to shoot people!), John Schneider (sniffles poor guy's dogs were dognapped), Annette O'Toole, Allison Mack, Michael Rosenbaum, Sasha Alexander, Bradley Cooper, Michael Vartan, Jennifer Garner, Victor Garber, Eliza Dushku, James Roday, Emily Deschanel, Zooey Deschanel, David Boreanaz, TJ Thyne, Eric Milligan, Christopher Eccleston (!!), Billie Piper, Michaela Conlin, Steve Zahn, Amy Acker (oh god, she is just too cute!), David Anders (fluffy blonde hair + baby blue eyes = heaven) Steve Carrell, Jim Carrey, Emma Caulifield, Anthony Stewart Head (!!), Robert Sean Leonard, Bradley James (!!), Colin Morgan (!!) and so many more. Yay for Seth Green in Heroes. And how could I forgot Simon Pegg, Dylan Moran and Nick Frost? Ooh, and Martin Freeman. AND Morgan Freeman (one of THE BEST ACTORS I have ever seen).

Couples I support:

Merlin: Merlin/Arthur, Morgana/Gwen, Gaius/Uther...hmm, I think I may have paired everyone up. The Great Slash Dragon and Hunith are pen pals, obviously. Oh, and recently, Gwen/Lancelot.

NCIS: Tony/Ziva. Slight Tony/Gibbs, I suppose. Sort of obvious

Criminal Minds: Hotchner/Prentiss, Morgan/Garcia, and maybe Rossi/Reid (because my sister is very into them right now - well, she used to be, anyway - and she makes them so good)

Smallville: Clark/Lois, Chloe/Bart, maybe Chloe/Lex, 'cause I can see it...but then I can see a lot of pairings I really wish I couldn't. Them, I don't mind

Heroes: Canon: Sylar/Elle; D.L./Nicki; Non-canon: Peter/Sylar, Claire/Zach, Hiro/Ando, Lyle/Monica (what? I'm weird), Matt/Mohinder (okay, it could so have been canon but they chickened out, I've also noticed - and this just happened, I swear - that I make always make them a couple in my fics, when they're not the main pairing anyway), at times Adam/Elle (but only because I made them cute as a couple - to me anyway - in some of my fanfics), Claire/Elle, Claire/Monica, Lyle/Luke (one of my new OTPs, g)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Buffy/Spike, Willow/Tara, maybe a little Buffy/Faith, Buffy/Willow and Spike/Xander. Oh, and of course my lovely Riley/Forrest :)

Angel: Angel/Cordelia, Wesley/Fred; also my non-canon ones: Angel/Lindsey (it is so there), Wesley/Gunn (Wunn, so cute) and maybe Wesley/Angel (Wangel, hehe). And also a little Fred/Willow because that episode...Fred is just so cute! BUT BUT BUT. I absolutely HATE Connor/Cordelia, okay? It is just...I shudder at the very mention. Connor deserves someone who will feed him chocolate and make him smile, not the woman in love with his father, dammit!

Gilmore Girls: Luke/Lorelai, Rory/Jess

House: House/Cuddy, House/Wilson (because they just act like they're married)

Bones: Booth/Brennan, Angela/Hodgins; non-canon: Cam/Zach, Hodgins/Cam (thank you oh so much, comedyforever1117 - note the sarcasm, please), Brennan/Angela (one of my friends made me see the subtext, plus Emily Deschanel apparently said that with her character it is possible)

Alias: Sydney/Vaughn (MEANT TO BE, PEOPLE)

The X Files: Mulder/Scully (duh), maybe (um) Mulder/Krychek -facedesk-

Star Trek 2009: Kirk/Spock

Glee: Rachel/Quinn (other than that, not much else)

Doctor Who: 9!Doctor/Rose, and how could I forget 10!Doctor/Master? :)

Torchwood: Jack/Ianto (I used to be Jack/Gwen but now I can't get enough of Jack/Ianto), Tosh/Owen, maybe a little Gwen/Rhys...and that turns out to be the only couple who survives...BIG GROWL.

and finally: Black Books: Bernard/Manny (again with the oh-my-god-they-are-so-married moments)

Oh yes. And another thing. One of my guilty pleasures - ha! this has become a major obsession with me - is Pylar (Peter/Sylar to those of the no-info persuasion) fanfictions. I don't know why but...somehow it just seems to click. I may have mentioned this before? Oh well. I'm just setting you up before you see my Fic List. It's my all-time favourite pairing so...yeah. Although almost-but-not-quite being bumped off by the AWESOMENESS that is Merlin/Arthur otherwise known as Merthur. I love them :)

TWO SIDES OF THE FREAKING COIN, MAN!!

However I'm up to reading ANY fanfic. I'm very flexible. With couples, I mean. Except Maya/anyone (unless it is hilarious), Sylar/Claire (because it is just creepy), Connor/Cordelia (see above for reason). The last two I will probably NEVER read...unless it's not permanent. If you have any fics where it begins as Sylaire or Connor/Cordelia then changes to another pairing then I wouldn't mind reading it.

Ooh, nice little randon fact about me: according to a Facebook quiz (I just can't resist, they're always quite funny) I am 89 percent gay. Yay me!

My likes include:

-TV (DUH!)

-Lois Lane. She is cool. Nuff said.

-Granny Weatherwax. Oh my god, AWESOMENESS.

-Rachel Young from Eleventh Hour. She is pure AWESOMENESS. She gets to shoot people! And punch them! Plus her name. Haha.

-Claire in Volume 5. She seems much more relaxed than in previous volumes, maybe it's the college experience. Meh. Or maybe it's because she's trying to be herself rather than a normal variant. Whatever, I like her (which is new to me, let me tell you).

-Old movies, such as "The Philadelphia Story" "Pillow Talk" "His Girl Friday" "My Favourite Brunette" "Mr Smith Goes To Washington" "It's A Wonderful Life" "The Shop Around The Corner" "Harvey" (aka The One With The Giant Invisible Bunny Rabbit - not to be confused with Donnie Darko - I LOVE HARVEY! I really have to watch it again sometime...) and many more. Any recommendations are welcome. Hmm, I think you might guess that I'm a bit of a Jimmy Stewart fan. You'd be right.

-I'm also quite the romantic comedy fan although it has to have a good story and I don't like when the main character ends up with the guy/girl they have had a crush on (unless it is done in a way I like). I also like love/hate relationships. And when the main characters' best friends/siblings end up together (they're usually the more interesting relationship too).

-what others would call "old music" such as Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis JR., Kay Starr, Carmen McRae, Peggy Lee, Ella Fitzgerald (her music is so very good at doing housework to) and so on.

-the band XTC - listen to 'I'm The Man Who Murdered Love' and 'Then She Appeared.' Both are very good songs. The latter is my most favourite song in the world.

-the band Pansy Division. See, I was looking for gay bands so I didn't have to look for neutral-pronouny songs for my ships...and I found them! Okay, their songs are a little sexually explicit (HA!) but they just...I don't know...remind me of fluffy slash fanfics. They COULD BE fluffy slash fanfics. Sigh. I Really Wanted You is one of the best songs IN THE WORLD. It may be sharing my 'Most Favourite Song' title with 'Then She Appeared.' Dammit, I love this band.

-you know what? I love the bands Fireflight (they have a song called The Hunger!!) and Flyleaf (definitely listen to There For You, So I Thought and All Around Me). I've listened to them almost continously for at least two weeks. Very good.

-I'm also getting into techno (DO NOT tell my brother that) such as 'Gay Boyfriend' by the Hazzards (a song I heard for a Merthur fanvid on youtube), 'Numa Numa' by O-Zone (thanks, Lara-Van, for getting me addicted to that song) and 'The Sex Has Made Me Stupid' by Robots in Disguise (a song I heard for a Pylar fanvid on youtube). I also like the song 'Different People' by No Doubt - it's just such a Heroes song. And the song 'Fuck You' by Lily Allen, which I discovered while researching an essay.

-seems to be a thing with me but I'm discovering more and more music at university than I ever did at home. I love Secondhand Serenade (thank you so much, ThnksFrThMmrs87) and I think the song 'Evolution' by Korn fits Sylar perfectly. I also imagined the song 'Scandalous' by Mis-Teeq as a song sung by Elle, Claire, Maya, Daphne and Monica about Peter and Sylar (who kiss at the end, much to the surprise of all of the girls except Monica, because she's just awesome that way). And why do I keep hearing Pylar in every song I listen to?? Most of those Secondhand Serenade songs, 'Diary of Jane' by Breaking Benjamin, even 'Breath' by the same band. So many many more too. It has been official before but I'll say it again: I am obsessed. Isn't that just wonderful?

-books. This can be split into two piles: the Classics I like, such as "North and South" by Elizabeth Gaskell, "Little Women" by Louisa May Alcott, "Oliver Twist" and "Hard Times" by Charles Dickens, "Anna Karenina" by Leo Tolstoy; and the rest, usually fantasy: any Tamora Pierce books, any Terry Pratchett books, "Wish Upon A Star" by Olivia Goldsmith, "Althalus" by David and Leigh Eddings. Any recommendations in the romance or fantasy or classic genre are welcome.

-Christopher Eccleston as the Doctor not David Tenant! Although David Tennant has sort of grown on me...like a friendly fungus. His comic chemistry with Catherine Tate was marvelous. I'm sort of nervous about this new Doctor...

-which sort of leads me onto another like: Donna Noble. My Favourite Companion. Ever. Period. Nuff said.

My dislikes include:

-people who mistakenly put the movie "Heartburn" on the last disc of Smallville Season 3 (Yes, this actually happened to me)

-Lana Lang (okay, okay, I have to revise this slightly. Lana, when she is not lying to Clark, or whining about being lied to, or any number of things that just piss me off, is pretty cool...I can't believe I just said that)

-bad grammar and spelling, although I can be lenient since both my sister and Lois Lane can't spell. And sometimes my spelling isn't that great either. The only thing I would probably be a little iffy about - in my head - would capitalising the 'i.' I just like it when the 'i' is a capital.

-people who want to be normal (coughclairecough)

I don't hate anyone, though. Except people on TV, of course. But that doesn't count...does it? Here they are anyway...if anyone cares. ARTHUR PETRELLI. MELISSA GEORGE'S CHARACTER IN ALIAS (why can't I remember her name?? Does it even matter?? Oh, wait. It's LAUREN REED). And also KAHLAN AMNELL from Legend of the Seeker (the TV series, by the way, not the books). She is just...urgh. I cannot desribe. It is too traumatic. CLAIRE BENNET may be added to this list if she doesn't get her act together soon (her hair recently annoys me too - yes, I am that petty and superficial). REVISION: CLAIRE BENNET is in no way affiliated with this List of Hated Characters.

And by anyone I also mean I don't hate many movies. Except horror movies. I hate horror movies. And the movie 'Dream One.' Okay, the last can be funny at times but only in a what-the-hell-were-they-thinking-okay-it-is-a-little-funny-but-were-they-on-drugs sort of way. Why add that creepy Zorro dude for one thing. Eek. The Monkey Man Thing was pretty hilarious though. And Atonement. Yeah, I know. Many people liked it. I just thought it was depressing. The only reason I would EVER recommend it is, well, James McAvoy. Because he's...droolable.

Iffy Things

This is where I'll put all the things I'm iffy about. Things I can't make my mind up about. Only one at the moment, which is Emma. Peter's new love interest for Volume 5. I just...Maybe it's because I'm a Peter/Sylar shipper or maybe it's simply because he's had two girlfriends and both relationships went down the drain. In bad ways too. Oh well. She's probably going to be great. And Peter needs to get his freak on, anyway (i.e. get his empathy back). If Emma can help with that I'm all for her...then she can go bugger off and, I don't know, become a superhero.

I am still iffy on the issue of Emma. Although I have to admit the cello scene was pretty (props, guys), I still...well, it's the bad taste thing. And well...okay, you've dragged it out of me - Emma's blonde hair/dark eyebrows mix. I just...I know it's superficial and has nothing to do with her character, but I just don't like that kind of thing. Lauren Reed posed the same problem. Meh.

EDIT. If Emma would get together with Hiro, I wouldn't mind her so much. Or if she struck out on her own and saved people. Without. Peter.

My stories:

Keep It Simple, Stupid: Basically a combination of all the TV shows I love (points for all of those who spot the tiny references). The Heroes, the Charmed Ones, Buffy and her Slayettes and Clark and his gang from Smallville/Metropolis must save the world from a terrible villain out to destroy the world by destroying the Ultimate Alternate Universe System device. Get ready to be confused. Other characters from my favourite shows will appear.

The Curse, aka Gerard and the Seven Maidens: I thought one day, to myself, what if Snow White had been a guy? And the seven dwarves had been seven maidens? And thus...this story. This is, like, on permanent hiatus. I highly doubt I'm gonna be returning to it anytime soon.

A Clandestine Meeting: Sylar and Peter face off against each other on the Brooklyn Bridge...at night...in the rain...and something unexpected happens. Includes an appearance by Nathan the Packhorse/Flying Man Lookout.

Someone Tells Them What's What: I wrote this after seeing the episode of Heroes entitled 'It's Coming.' I was getting really annoyed with some of the characters so I just...inserted myself into the story. Blatant self insert, I'm not kidding.

The Slightly Insane And Sometimes Random Thoughts Of A Teenage Girl: Rebecca McKenzie is pulled into the Heroes universe, for no good reason that she can see. Sylar becomes her guard while he takes her around New York at the orders of the mysterious Milady (who bares a remarkable resemblance to Rebecca's sister Ann). It soon becomes clear that Milady is not the sweetheart everyone thinks she is although only Rebecca and a few of the other Heroes appear to notice. With the help of a disillusioned Noah Bennet, a now Pylar-obsessed Elle, a happy Peter, a reluctant Sylar and the clueless Nathan she sets off to uncover the mystery...and get herself home (maybe).

Moments Like This: My only adult fanfic (ha) so if you do not like sex scenes DO NOT read this fanfic. For those of you who either do or don't care the story is this: Nathan hears a knock at the door...he opens it...and his entire life changes in an instant.

The Best Friend: Rachel moves to New York with her parents. She befriends Peter, develops a crush on Nathan and helps both Petrelli boys realise what they want. However when her good intentions cross the path of the Petrelli's parents plans for both boys she is killed. Nathan is distraught and returns to his old ways. Peter and Gabriel part ways, Gabriel with a broken heart. Years later a freak grave robbery brings her back to life. She determines to right the wrongs the Petrelli parents have wrought.

Lyle's League of Superheroes: a series of one-shots I thought I should write about where the hell some of our Heroes disappear to. First chapter features Lyle as the Souhaiter (read it) and the second chapter features Zach as the Resurrection Man (again, read it) and Elle as one of his "patients." As this goes on the chapters become more inter-connected. Again, read it.

Of Love and Hate: A Tale of Arch-Nemeses: my Merlin/Heroes crossover. Peter and Sylar are fighting...epically...when there is an earthquake. Peter teleports them to Merlin's world where they surprise a peasant girl who is not as she seems. Other stuff ensues. A character from the orginal Arthurian legend appears. I give the 'Merlin' world a little twist to make it end the way I want it to because 'that is the way we roll.' Yeah, this is not a serious story. Well, at times it is. But I try to inject humour into it as much as possible. I just don't like DRAMATIC stories, I guess. And - as many of my stories have - it has Pylar. And Merlin/Arthur. I have finished this! I can't believe it!

Of Love and Hate: A Tale of Enemies: my Heroes/Romeo and Juliet crossover. The same earthquake that sent Peter and Sylar to the time of Merlin sends Matt and Mohinder - in the middle of a telepathic bitchfight - to the time of Romeo and Juliet where they cause a number of problems, including changing the entire play! An alternate reality, a dream or did they travel back in time? Read and find out. Since I'm studying Romeo and Juliet for English this will help me study in a fun way.

Of Love and Hate: A Tale of Rivals: my Heroes/Doctor Who crossover. Same earthquake; different place. Elle, Adam, Nathan and Claire are sent aboard the TARDIS where they meet a depressed Doctor ('cause this is set right after Donna left) who is utterly gobsmacked by their entrance. He'd thought he'd fixed that problem...

Of Love and Hate: A Tale of Family: my Heroes/Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover. Again with the earthquake. Noah and Lyle fall out of the sky and into the pit which once held Sunnydale. They climb out - not without out hurting each other on purpose - and find the Scoobies and Potentials. Except slash (of the Buffy/Faith persuasion).

I Am Sylar!: just a little one-shot I got when thinking of the episode title 'I Am Sylar.' Add that to my randomness and you get, well, you'll see...

In Common: a little drabble fic I thought up while walking home. Peter and Sylar (yes, it's very surprising that I'm writing about Pylar - just a great big shock, right?) bond over pop culture references. They even high five (!!).

Who'd Have Known: a one-shot (sort of) inspired by the Lily Allen song 'Who'd Have Known.' Peter/Sylar, obviously. This is, well, me after all. Includes baby Noah...aww, cutie.

A Past and Future Secret: my angsty (not at first though but just wait) Pylar fic. Inspired by a line I heard in one of the songs in the Amber Benson movie Chance (which is actually only mentioned once, and it's very obscure; I doubt you'll catch it). Peter and Gabriel meet and become friends the first day of high school. A year later, on Peter's sixteenth birthday, a proposition of Gabriel's changes everything. But will Peter be able to stand up against his parents when they find out? Will get pretty angsty since I'm going to be tying it into the first season of Heroes. Slightly AU obviously.

Love Spell: Okay, I appear to be going on some sort of Pylar bender. Anyway. This one is partially inspired by a dream I had. Peter and Sylar get love spells put on them which makes everyone around them act completely loco (thus making it easy for me to mention a lot of pairings while simultaneously making it Pylar). Surprise as to who put the spell on them.

Redemption: Heroes/Angel crossover. After the Walker Incident Angel told Sylar never to return to L.A. But now he'd back because some whiny emo thinks he's capable of redemption. Hasn't anyone learnt that it isn't a good idea to manipulate Sylar? If only he could stop dreaming about said whiny emo he'd be perfect...

Passion: Peter/Sylar one-shot. OMG, no way! Sylar couldn't remember the last time he felt truly passionate about something...well, all that was about change thanks to a certain empathic moron...

Keys: Peter has something to give to Sylar. Yes, this is (shock, horror) Peter/Sylar. Drabble.

As You Were: Peter and Sylar think about their relationship. Rated M because...well, you'll see. There's a warning just before it starts anyway.

Mine: Inspired by the song Lips of an Angel by Hinder (at the beginning, anyway, I walked out a quarter of the way through, but had it stuck in my head the whole day). Because of a stupid bet (damn you, Matt and Mohinder) Peter and Sylar kiss. It is, well, magical. However the very next day it is discovered that Claire is not Peter's niece. Thus, because Peter is sometimes very dense, he begins dating her. When Sylar calls out of the blue, everything changes. Includes an appearance from Noah 'Mr. Enstrangement' Bennet and Zach 'Oh my god, he's back and rich!'

Perfect Moments: I was listening to White Horse by Taylor Swift and wanted to write a Pylar drabble. Obviously I end it much happier than the song is. Includes a guest appearance by a certain Glasses man (couldn't resist).

I Like The Ladies: Isaac feels the need to defend his sexual preferences. Well, he is getting drunk with men who just happen to be in a relationship with each other. So, I guess there is some reason. Pure crack, really.

A Waffle Moment: I was talking to my sister and she said 'Write something that ISN'T Pylar.' So I did. Hiro/Ando drabble.

The Theft of the Bangs: Pope's 'The Rape of the Lock' with Heroes characters. Study-in-a-fun-way. Sylar becomes obsessed with adding Peter's bangs to his collection of Peter-things. Includes Gnome!Claude, Angsty!Noah, Used-to-be-a-woman!Nathan and Flighty!Claire.

The Miller's Tale: Buffy Style: Again with the study-in-a-fun-way thing. Chaucer's The Miller's Tale with Buffy characters. Buffy is married to Riley. Angel is an astrology/astronomy/whatever student who loves her. Spike makes an appearance as does Drunk!Giles and Blacksmith!Clem.

Always: Peter has Sylar in his grasp. With one swift movement he could end it all. So why doesn't he? Peter/Sylar drabble.

I Do: Well, I'm weird. He could say anything but there are no words, only one single action. Then, of course, the two words Sylar needed to hear finally came. Guess what they just did, eh? Peter/Sylar drabble.

Trick: Peter thinks he's having a heart attack but he's always been prone to exaggeration. Peter/Sylar drabble. Hehe, Peter's thoughts are funny...

Life: This is life. Shit happens, and then you die. Sylar/Peter one-shot. My sick, achey brain. Deal with it.

Giving Connor Chocolate: Connor drabble. Set in the Angel 'verse, anytime in the 4th season before Cordelia had her baby. A strange blonde girl introduces Connor to the wonders of chocolate, much to the horror of the gang.

Giving Connor A Haircut: Sequel to 'Giving Connor Chocolate' thus another Connor drabble. The same strange blonde girl gives Connor a haircut. What? His hair really annoys me, reminds me too much of my brother's.

Price and Reward: My morbidity rears its ugly head. Includes a character death or two. Sort of. There is always a price. Only sometimes is there a reward, if the price is large enough. Peter/Sylar one-shot. Yes, I know. You're shocked. Get over it. Quickly.

Dribbling Fool: Inspired by Sophisticated Song by Hugh Laurie (hilarious song, just listen to it). Sylar has the hair, the clothes, the looks, everything. But around Peter Petrelli he is nothing more or less than a dribbling fool. Obviously a Peter/Sylar drabble.

Gray: My thoughts about Gabriel Sylar Gray in the form of a fanfic. This has been germinating in my head for weeks now. Sort of a responce to all those people who support the split personalities theory or whatever you would call it. I might include a second chapter. Don't really know whether I should. Maybe I'll make it a sequel. Hmm...

An Act of Compassion: Forgiveness is an act of compassion. It's not done because they deserve it, it's done because they need it. Sylar/Peter rather long one-shot.

A Very Educational Lesson: Peter/Sylar (NO FREAKING WAY, MAN!). Tickles! Pillow fights! Random cute fluff! See it all here!

Watching Reid: Rossi/Reid (Criminal Minds - OMG, NOT PETER/SYLAR, IS SHE ILL?). His unexpected grace, those ghosting fingers, that smile.

What Is This Feeling: Merlin/Arthur (WHERE THE HELL HAS PETER/SYLAR GONE??). Letters to mothers, searching for sweets in his mouth...he's still a prat though. Merlin wonders what the hell he is feeling - loathing or, dare he say it, love?

Apocalypse: So, this is it. The Apocalypse. In the immortal words made famous by a certain librarian - "The world is definitely doomed." Peter/Sylar (hints of), Merlin/Arthur (pretended ignorance of)

Memory: CRACK! Sylar doesn't remember a thing...especially that he might be married to Peter! Claire might very well get ANOTHER complex, and will Noah and Angela finally have a real conversation? Or will internet chess and iPods get in the way? And what did happen with Adam and the chocolate sauce? Find out here (except for the last one, haha)!

Wet and Shiny: Peter and a bucket. No good would come of this. No good at all. Complete CRACK! Established Elle/Claire, some Peter/Sylar, Lyle still hasn't realised that YouTube is free, the seal's bored and will these people just go away so it can get some much needed sun?

To Punish the Monster: Inspired by an Elle/Claire fic, of all things. Something inside Peter breaks when he discovers Elle and Claire in a tender moment. He tortures Sylar in an attempt to take out all his feelings. And anyway Sylar is a monster, and deserves it...doesn't he? Inludes TORTURE, people, in case you weren't listening/reading. But this is me so...happy, happy.

The Invisible Thread: Sequel to 'I am Sylar!' Sort of, anyway. Peter and Gabby defeat Flying Man with a tickle attack, Matt and Mohinder kidnap Adam, Luke walks in on his friends making out, Hiro and Ando indulge in some Eye Sex. And Claude's invisible thread causes trouble...

Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered: written for Boisterous Hal, who wanted me to write a football slash fic. Nathan and Gabriel are captains of two football teams. When Matt bets Gabriel that he can't get Peter to fall in love with him and take him to the Prom, Gabriel determines to prove him wrong. He just didn't expect Peter to react the way he does. Nathan notices new cheerleader Claire (who is in mouring as she broke up with her boyfriend, Zach). They begin dating. AU, PEOPLE! Only Nathan and Peter are related.

If It Makes You Happy: written while waiting for volume 4 episodes to download (hey, I just realised - volume 3 had many potentially slashy moments between Peter and Sylar - other than the whole brother thing - and then volume 4 has practically nothing! HUH!). Peter/Sylar. One-shot. Sex makes everything better. No, love does. A bit fluffy.

Numb: This is sort of inspired by the Buffy/Spike-season-six relationship (which is very annoying because I support them). Claire dies once too many and comes back changed, numb. Only Sylar is able to make her feel anything. Eventually, with Monica's help, she comes to realise she's using him and promptly leaves him. After thinking she DOES still want him - she's jealous because she finds out he and Peter had sex - he tries to make her feel it, i.e. rape her. And that's basically the story. Read it anyway. Sylar/Claire at the beginning (I KNOW! I couldn't believe it either), then Claire/Monica and Peter/Sylar.

More Time: Written when my internet crapped out on me while I was reading a Kirk/Spock fic. Don't ask me why but it became a Peter/Sylar fic. De blurb: They just needed more time. Includes evil!Claire. And sexytimes. So...beware and stuff.

Unsure: My I'm-sorry-I've-been-so-mean-to-Claire-in-three-fics fic. Claire-centric drabbles. Mentions of Peter/Sylar (um, duh), Noah/Claude, Lyle/Luke, Alex/Monica, Sandra/Janice, Tracy/Heidi, TBA ships. De blurb: Claire was unsure of what she'd seen. Collection of drabbles. Because I'm on the Claire-love bandwagon at the moment and I'm milking it for all it's worth.

Obvious: Lyle/Luke. May contain traces of crack. Lyle notices far more than he is credited for. And he certainly notices the guy who moves in across the street.

College!AU Series:

- Hunger: Absolutely not serious. May contain traces of crack. College!AU. Peter/Gabriel. Peter has an exam to study for but Gabriel is hungry, for food and...other stuff. Not as dirty as it sounds (oh, to have written it that way...).

- Sinner Repent: Slightly more serious than the previous installment. Peter/Gabriel, obvs. Inspired by a remark about Gabriel getting drunk and doing a strip tease. Yes, I love this image and do not think Gabriel is too innocent for it. Cough. Anywho. In which Peter has a cold, and is in denial, although not about the cold, and Gabriel has mood swings, gets drunk,and does a strip tease. Declarations of love and sexytimes. Swearing. Isaac and Simone cameos.

- A Little Thing: A bit serious. This was a way to deal with my sudden baseball cap kink which developed after watching the most recent episode of Heroes. So there. Gabriel interrupts Peter's (very boring) Saturday night activities, wearing that damned baseball cap. He plots its demise and in the process admits his feelings, while Gabriel is awake this time. Again with the sexytimes.

Noah/Monty Series:

- It Started With A Kiss: Monty/Noah (not HRG, the other one). Monty has a terrible first kiss, it makes him feel dirty, wrong, like scrubbing his skin until it bleeds is the only way to get the wrongness off him. Then Noah arrives back at their apartment. Slash ensues.

- All They Ever Wanted: Noah/Monty one-shot. Noah and Monty come out to their family about their relationship. Well, sort of. Dares, threats and understandings ensue. Slight crack, slight fluff, slight foreshadowing (so, basically your average Heroes episode, with a bit more fluff).

The Wonder: Peter/Sylar one-shot. Peter gets kidnapped by...some people (random plot points) and gets high off this strange drug. Not as dramatic as it sounds. Oh, if I could only write that. Sigh. Ah well, crack and fluff will have to suffice.

Fever: Peter/Sylar. Implied Claire/Gretchen. Lyle and Mr. Muggles cameos. In which Sylar gets bitten by (Cupid...) Mr. Muggles and develops feelings for Peter. Sexytimes.

Hey Man, Now You're Really Living: In which Sylar kidnaps Peter and Noah while they're out grocery shopping. Peter/Sylar. Implied Claire/Gretchen. Mentions of Sylar/Claire just to infuriate Noah. Obsessions with ice cream, destiny, Mr. Muggles cameo.

AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE NOW BECOME A FAN OF SLASH AND FEMSLASH. YEAH. AND I'M PROUD OF IT. BECAUSE PETER/SYLAR HAS CHANGED ME. FOR THE BETTER, I HOPE. SO THERE.

IF YOU'VE ACTUALLY READ UP TO THIS POINT YOU GET A LITTLE TREAT: My name is Rachel. Yeah, that's the treat.

Sylar: After Elle Playlist - People who have read the chapter of Lyle's League of Superheroes entitled 'Sylar's Psychiatrist' will find out what happens to him afterwards here...

http://pylarwoman.livejournal.com/16043.html

So...I loved this enough to copy and paste! -

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."

7. Finish All Your Sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!

If you approve of gay marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Demon Lord Sesshomaru, Blood Red Tensai, Kimatra, Fullmetal Embers, Lara-Van, petrelli heiress

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, ShadowsOnALove-StruckSoul, Punk Chopsticks, xoxLewrahxox petrelli heiress

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile - two words: STAR TREK.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you've ever fallen in love with a fictional character. Duh, who wouldn't fall for Sylar?

If you've ever wanted to go into a book (or TV show or movie) and strangle the characters for being SO dumb, put this on your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. Wait. It was gone? And nobody told me?

If you are a Matt/Mohinder fan and completely love them together no matter what logic and Tim Kring throws at you add your name to this list: comedyforever1117 petrelli heiress

If you like reading books with homosexual couples add your name to this list: comedyforever1117 petrelli heiress

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, J.Gabrielle, petrelli heiress

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile.

Copy and Paste:HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Anyway check out my stories! Read and enjoy.

PS: RIP Heath Ledger 1979 - 2008 You will be missed :( Movies: The Patriot, Casanova, The Brother's Grimm, Ned Kelly, Brokeback Mountain, Lords of Dogtown, A Knights Tale, 10 Things I Hate About You & His final production: The Dark Knight. If you miss Heath Ledger as much as I do and his death has affected you more than you would think, copy and past this into your profile and add your name to the list. GregsLabrat, JOKER-kennedy AerrowLover petrelli heiress

PSS: RIP Glenn Quinn 1970-2002 You will be missed. Doyle was the greatest. You made me fall in love with men with Irish accents. Sniffles.

PSSS: RIP Andy Hallett 1975-2009 You will be missed. Lorne was the funniest. Sniffles.

IF YOU'VE ACTUALLY READ THIS FAR THEN YOU'LL KNOW THAT IF I FIND SOMETHING I LIKE I WILL PUT IT ON MY PROFILE. YOU ALSO GET ANOTHER TREAT: My cat's name is Buffy. He's...well, a he.