| Emerald Moonrose |
Author has written 10 stories for Kingdom Hearts. AXEL IS NOT GAY! HE IS AN EXTREMELY LOYAL FRIEND! If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list (optional): Neassa, FireWaterLightDark7890, Kurenai-yuuhi-rox, Rikulover43, Ocean's Nocturne of the COCA, No one specific, Manwathiel, RoseDawson35,Anexi, Emerald (Because best friends will do anything for each other, right? ~Wink~) Since I'm so certain people are actually interested in who I am, I'll actually put stuff on here. /sarcasm. I'll do it anyways, though. Just a quick, simple note before we get to my profile: I don't hate Mary-Sues or OCs. What I do hate are people WITH Mary-Sues who post without even LOOKING to see if their grammar is correct, have everything be just one paragraph, bash a character because she's in your M-S's way of her 'loved' one, or get mad when someone tries to help them and end up yelling at that person. I cannot STAND people like that. FF.net is for people who have writing talent, an actual idea, and are looking for advice. Closed minded people, and people who have no concept of how to write a real story have no place on here. Learn to write before you even think about posting, or else you just sound (and look) incredibly stupid. Thank you. Have a nice day. Warning: If you don't like long profiles, my stories are at the bottom, skip to there. Name: Kat, Kitty, variants of that, whatever. A name's almost like a stigma, so who cares? New one's Ryxana, though, so I'd prefer either Ryx or Kitty. Favorite Pairings: (KH) (Final Fantasy (All)) (Resident Evil) LeonxAda (They already admitted they loved each other! And, I don't know, I like the complexity of it, and how Ada always managed to find a way to help Leon, even at her own expense.) Disliked Pairings None, actually. I like appreciating the dynamics of every pairing, no matter how weird. Random Facts about me: Loves sushi and anything with seafood. lawlz Me: Jason, what did you do to my pen? -Conversation during Lit lawlz Namine: You two are officially associates to the governor. This gives you diplomatic immunity- -Ansem Retort 475 lawlz Tiff: I'm gonna kill it- Where'd it go? ~Randomly swings around with Keyblade, hits it in the face~ . . . Shit. -Tiffany playing Kingdom Hearts for the first time lawlz Mr. Ware: You know who invented cheating? I did. -Conversation during my Geometry class lawlz "Axel? A-axel? Are…are you okay?" -Hurt Me, Dualism (One of the best authors on this site. If you don't know her, look her up. Now.) lawlz "You know, knowing us, we're probably going to turn our brother gay." -Conversation between me and my older sister. Took her and my mom five minutes to explain it to me. Naturally, I was crushed. lawlz "Get on my brother!!" -Experiment for Drama lawlz "YOU'RE A BOTTOM!!" -Said experiment, when the boy falls off my brother. He didn't get it, but wasn't exactly thrilled lawlz "So, naturally, A may equal B, but B doesn't necessarily equal A." -My unofficial TA work, where I spend my free period doing nothing at all. lawlz "Augh! Excuse me for licking the blood off my finger!" -Convo between me and my best male friend on the phone. (Male friend is said for a reason) lawlz "You're a freak." -I love my sister XD lawlz Kill a man, you're a murderer; kill a million, a king; kill them all, a god.- Unknown lawlz "Hey! That girl looks a lot like you! I just realized that!" -Our family's weird like that: everybody looks like everybody, but nobody's bright enough to figure it out. lawlz "There's my whip! Now if only I could find my handcuffs..." -Our family friend Barb is a bit of a dominatrix... She has kickass swords though! lawlz ~Random kid runs up to James, who is talking to me randomly, tackles him, then runs~ -Lesson learned: You can bitch-slap someone with pretty much anything. lawlz ~I open the fridge~ -My little brother is a total freak lawlz "Mr. Olsen, I really want to go to the bathroom!!" -Nothing to explain. lawlz "Dude, how'd you die?" -Terra (Quinn96 on here, major Zemyx fan) and I were playing Kingdom Hearts and I just got my ass handed to me by Sephiroth. Reason explained above. lawlz "Who wants to write about a flying naked kid with his ass showing who hits kids for fun? Now, if he were hitting kid's assests… That's entirely different." -Tiff and me talking about Valentines Day and essays. lawlz "Did your stomach just growl at me?" -I have the weirdest sleepovers with my best friends… lawlz "Roxas? Looks like it should be pronounced Rocks-ass." -Okay, this one takes a tiny bit more explanation. There's this boy on my bus, and he's kinda like my unofficial enemy; we do whatever we can to annoy each other. One of the things he does is read over my shoulder, or Terra's shoulder in this case, and reads our stuff. Terra was betaing for me (Roxanne, actually), and he read it out loud. He's never been able to pronounce their names right until this time. The guy looked so pissed after my comment!! lawlz "My tummy is eating myself." -Me and Terra, after I jumped on her on the bed. lawlz ~Smack~ "You broke my concentration!" -Me and Terra, the same night. We were kinda psycho… lawlz "That hurts like being hit in the boobs with a softball!" -Not freaky until you know that I'm talking to a guy… lawlz Mom's phone: ~From inside Mom's bra~ Loss of service. -We never have service inside the house, and Mom and Dad are constantly throwing innuendos at each other. There's a reason I'm so perverted… lawlz "So… I know you two, what's Terra like?" -Theo's house, we were playing Final Fantasy X-2, Terra was playing as Yuna and took great enjoyment out of kicking Brother. And, she is the compassionate one. lawlz "Hey, don't steal the bible. You steal the bible, you go to hell." -21 (Pretty good movie, if only because they think like I do) lawlz "... I have some life saver gummies and they say 'lol' 'omg' 'oic' 'lor' and 'ben'." -A friend's and mine convo. Don't eat life saver gummies with the name of Ben, okay? lawlz "Science... I loathe science. If I felt poetic, I could go on forever about how science needs to rot in the pits of hell. Unfortunately, that would backfire, as according to science hell does not exist. Damn you science." -Me ranting about how much I hate science. Which I seriously do. Mostly because of Biology. lawlz "God changed everyone's language after the Tower of Babel. They were babbling." "Does Jesus have a grave?" "Okay, so what about Moses? Does he have a grave?" "You know how some people have that bumper sticker that says 'my boss is a Jewish carpenter'? Well, Jesus was a Jewish carpenter." -What happens when I ask question about religion. Don't be surprised if I get struck down by lightning anytime soon. lawlz "Jimmy's your twin brother! … And he has AIDS!" -Game of Life, old version= epic win. Basically, Theo, Terra and I were playing Life, and we were naming the people off of people in KH and FF. Theo was Yuffie and married Vincent, and Axel and Marluxia were her 'kids'. Of course, I'm the Axel of our group, Mikey is the Vincent, and Jimmy is the Marluxia, and Lace kinda sorta hates Jimmy. lawlz "Ha! I know! Jimmy's your identical twin!" -More Lifey goodness. X3 lawlz "Oh my GOD! My mom slept with my brother! And both me and my brother are older than her!" -Theo and Jimmy had a relationship at one point in time. Needless to say, this whole game turned out very, very wrong. Hence it being my new favorite game. lawlz "Hi! My name is Touch-Me Johnny, a doll, a DOLL!" -We were playing a game in Theatre, and Johnny refused to believe we made him Malibu Barbie and that he stole a toy car. It gets better, trust me… Johnny: ~Looks at Eric, says in an almost suggestive tone~ "So, what are you doing here, big guy?" (This when they got him to realize he stole a car, by the way) Johnny: "Ah yes, Kelly, my girlfriend. Such a sweet girl…" -Ah yes… Theatre was a very amusing class… lawlz "Hey, I need help with this problem." -Eric+Terra=Epic win. lawlz "Hey! Quit giving the pen a blowjob!" -Algebra 2… I have a habit of chewing on things, and Terra has a very twisted mind. lawlz "Yaoi is God! Wait, Kitty is God… Kitty is yaoi?" -Running joke; I'm God, Ter's the pope. lawlz "My life is now almost complete. Now all I need are some hot KH bishies." -Convo with Amy xD I was born on the day of Lexaeus THE "KINGDOM HEARTS" SURVEY (Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says so to spread the "Kingdom Hearts" fever!) SECTION ONE: The "Favorite Things" Questions 1. Your favorite KH guy? Ooh… So hard. Roxas or Axel. Sora too. 2. Your favorite KH girl? Larxene. I have to love the sadistic bitch. 3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why? Oh god... It used to be Vexen. But now, I adore him. Those Lacking Spines showed me the light of how epically amazing he can be, and people? If you choose not to read it, you are morons. She should be warshipped for all the points she placed in there, and it is just an amazing story. ...Damnit, I went off topic again. Least favorite guy... Oh god, um... I don't have one. I like all of them. ~Epic fail~ 4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why? You know that girl? The one that makes you hit balls in Twilight Town? Yeah, her. 5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) World That Never Was or Radiant Garden. Come on, home of all bishies!! 6. Least Favorite World? Timeless River. Made me want to stab something. A lot. Mostly because after I play it, the music cycles through my dreams... Horribly annoying, I assure you. 7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Throughout all of the games, I stayed with Kingdom Key, no matter what. Otherwise, Oblivion. 8. Least Favorite Weapon? Xaldin's spears. Just because I manage to get hit with all of them at once. 9. Fave. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) MUSHU!! He's so kickass! 10. Fave. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) Final definitely. I mean, seriously. I have never seen Sora so sexy. 11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why? I have a bunch: Akuroku: Come on. Seriously. I like them as friends in the game, but out of it, they're made for each other! So sexy too… Soriku: Once again, come on! Sora just hugged Kairi, but cried when he found Riku. Besides, they were supposed to be canon, but Disney shot it down. Zemyx: Not even crack, and the first scene you see them in they're playing Twister. Twister! Besides, it just has a sense of how right things should be. They seem so perfect for each other. Akuzex: Amazingly freaky. I shouldn't like it so much, but it just... draws me in. Dark fics. Marxene: Sadistic bitch with sadistic bastard. Match made in heaven. Namiku: It's so… sweet. It makes sense, in my mind. Namixas/Sokai: It just seems so… Innocent. Pure. I have to love it. XionxRepliku: I don't mind Xion now that I know her background story, and in order not to ruin it... Yeah. Like it. Okay, that's enough… There's a lot more though. 12. Least Fave. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why? Mary-SuexAnyone. I'm fine with OCs being paired up occasionally, so long as it's done well, but something about Mary-Sues...~Shudder~ 13. Any cool KH crack pairings you've heard of? Yeah, there's a lot… Some are creepy too. Sora/Yuffie Marluxia/Selphie Goofy/Donald Zexion/Winnie The Pooh (no shit) Anti-Sora/Repliku (FTW!!) Davey Jones/Ursula Barbossa/Clarabell Cow (Yeah, I know) Luxord/Queen Of Hearts (Courtesy of Sunflowerb. Look her up) 14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? Well, I don't think that anything tops Zexion/Winnie the Pooh… Except for maybe the Barbossa/Clarabell Cow. No, Zexion/Winnie The Pooh wins 15. Any "KH-pet-peeves" you have? Pet peeve… Those stupid monkey's bananas! 16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Riku, definitely. I don't like partners normally, but ohmygawd Riku… SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it? 17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? Almost… In fanfiction, definitely. Even in the game, there's something there. I just don't think Disney would allow that. Besides, it kinda ruins the whole magic of the game. ~Shrug~ What can I say? I'm a little kid at heart. 18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? Definitely not. Emo kids aren't afraid to die. He doesn't look emo. He's not angsty. Face it world, he's not emo. However, I won't say that it isn't a good plot device. 19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? Haha! No, actually. He is the only one in the Organization (other than Larxene) that is straight to me! Seriously! It's kinda ironic. The gayest man there, and he's automatically the straight one. 20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? No. Like I said, that little girl was. Besides, I actually like Kairi. SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself! 21. If Roxas had to choose either Naminé or Olette, who would you root for? Why? Namine. She is amazing. Brains, quiet power, and I swear, that isn't a smile she always wears. It's a smirk. Olette belongs with Pence anyways. 22. What's your theory on "Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep?" Previous Keyblade wielders. Not gonna say anymore. 23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? Hell no! It was epically amazing! I actually loved fighting with the cards! The smooth, metholodical way of fighting… And, you get to hear all of the faves! 24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Oh god. Sora, Roxas, or Axel. Or Nami. Me and Nami would be good friends. Or Axel. Axel and I would be great friends. God! Too hard to decide. ~Sigh~ Roxas. 25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Axel. Pyro, would do anything to get back his friend. Cocky, arrogant, mischevious, would do whatever it takes to reach his goal, even if it means stabbing others in the back. 26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? I got my ass kicked by Sephiroth because I forgot how to exit out of the magic menu. 27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? Cosplaying as Namine or Axel this year, I think. 28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? In "Kingdom Hearts II": The World That Never Was Sora: Hey Riku, you're coming back home with us, right? Riku (is silent for a minute): I had given in to the darkness. How am I going to face everyone? Sora: Like THIS! (makes an adorable funny face) Riku: (laughs) 29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? Kingdom Hearts 1: Ansem on Destiny Islands, first time. Honestly, I think it was just because I kept running away and screaming every time he did the 'Open your heart!' thing because it was just so damn creepy. Possessed!Riku was hard too… CoM: Riku. Again. Something about the little squirt… Or maybe Axel, just because I can't kill something that sexy. KHII: Demyx. I want to shoot anyone who says he's a wimp. Seriously!! He was harder than Xemnas! 30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? Everything! Hawt bishies was a plus, but the plot and reaction commands were also perfect. SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions... Note: You MUST only choose one! Picking "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!! 31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner. Totally awesome 32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion! Marly is amazing though… 33. Riku or Roxas? Roxas. He's a fave. 34. Roxas or Sora? Oh god... I have to say Roxas. 35. Axel or Demyx? Axel. He's totally amazing. 36. Kairi or Larxene? Too hard to decide... Love Larxene (sadistic bitch that she is), but I gotta love Kairi too... ~Sigh~ Larxene. 37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? Akuroku!! 38. Namixas or Namiku? I guess Namixas... Close tie. 39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? Akuroku!! 40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoRiku, I guess. Depends on my mood. 41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Paupu fruit… So sweet =) I want one in real life… 42. Cloud or Leon? Leon. No, Cloud. Ugh! Too hard to decide! ... Leon. 43. CloTi or Clerith? CloTi! Aerith seems more like a mother to Cloud, and Aerith belongs with Fair. 44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Passion. SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! 45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well) Roxas, Axel, Demyx, Sora, Zexion, Sephiroth, Reno. Thank god, now I'm just at Roxas only, and that's just because I relate to Axel. 46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Kingdom Hearts and Invader Zim!! Oh, and Repo! Just 'cause Axel would make a sexy Graverobber. 47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! Axel is the lovechild of Zack and Reno. Roxas looks like a Chibi Cloud. Ven looks (almost) like Roxas and Sora. Sora looks like Cloud and Aerith's child. Demyx is Cloud and Leon's. Kairi looks like Elena and Reno's. Kairi also looks like Yuffie. Namine looks like Elena. Riku… Well, obviously Sephiroth. Lexaeus looks like Loz. Zexion looks kinda like Kadaj. Leon looks like Leon from Resident Evil 4. I had more, but I forgot… 48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for? "Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep" "Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days" (Have it, but my DS is broken!) 49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? Ooh! I can't pick! They're both amazingly epic in their own way! 50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? Plot, bishies, game, everything!! There's nothing to match up with it, except for maybe Resident Evil 4, but that's only 'cause we stole Leon =) -Emerald Moonrose Kingdom Hearts forever. THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS SURVEY! PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR ANSWERS, ALONG WITH YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS SURVEY! SPREAD THE KH-FEVER ACROSS FANFICTION.NET! LOOK AT MY FAVORITE AUTHORS LIST! | |||||
1. Childlike reviewsSix days had passed since Xemnas recruited Roxas, and the new Nobody was not responding to anything. To attempt to bring out something in Roxas, he put his hopes in something he knew the blond's other was familiar with; a childish rubber duck.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-2-09 - Xemnas & Roxas - Complete2. Don't Forget Me reviewsPence was simplistic and never questioned anything. Not until he saw her. Might turn into a bunch of oneshots if I get into it.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-09 - Pence & Xion - Complete3. And It Started With A Crush? » reviewsAll Roxas wanted was for his crush to like him back. What he got was a new group of strange friends, an irritating redhead, a face full of magic, and so much more. One-sided Rokuriku, end Akuroku.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,707 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 8-27-09 - Published: 12-18-08 - Roxas & Axel4. Get To The Math reviewsEven when you get to the math, those three little words add up to something so much greater. Happy AkuRoku Day everyone! AkuRoku Day dedicationKingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-13-09 - Roxas & Axel - Complete5. Wishes reviewsWhoever said wishes didn't come true was a complete, total idiot. AkurokuKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-9-09 - Roxas & Axel - Complete6. Lies and Truth reviewsZexion thought that his relationship with Demyx was perfect, until he found a note in Demyx's pocket from somebody else... Akuzeku AU, happy Akuzeku day!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,323 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-6-09 - Zexion & Axel - Complete7. Death Of You reviewsAxel had known it from the beginning, from the very first time he used that bad pickup line… "Nice pants, can I test the zipper?" AkuvexKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-2-09 - Axel & Vexen - Complete8. Real reviewsDoes this feel real to you, Roxas? It does to me. It always did. Always will.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-6-09 - Naminé & Roxas - Complete9. A Day In Chemistry reviewsJust another day in Chemistry, and Axel's getting in trouble once again. No pairings, just fun.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-3-08 - Axel - Complete10. Discovery Channel reviewsAxel refuses to watch the Discovery Channel, saying that it's completely boring. Roxas shows him otherwise. Akuroku, hints of smut.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-30-08 - Axel & Roxas - Complete