Author has written 7 stories for Full Metal Panic, Bleach, Naruto, and Rosario + Vampire.

IN-PROGRESS PROJECTS

Cream + Vampire

Tsukune, Moka and others get down and dirty after a certain succubus enters heat, in an odyssey featuring chapters full of lemony goodness. Hot naked monsters ahoy!

Series: Rosario + Vampire

Genre: Romance/Humor

Pairings: TsuMoka, TsuKuru, MizoKuru, TsuMizo, GinKuru, other pairings as well

Rated M for...lemons. Of course.

Status: Working on Chapter Three.

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ON HIATUS PROJECTS

An Invisible Touch

After the failed mission to bring back Sasuke, Kiba starts to develop feelings for Hinata. But with her blind affection for Naruto, how will events unfold before Naruto leaves Konoha with Jiraiya? Pre-Shippuden.

Series: Naruto

Genre: Romance/Friendship

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Yo yo yo. I'm a male high school student from Australia who used to check out this site for a while, starting early 2008 (I think around March-April) and reading all the fanfics. Eventually I got into writing them (despite my lack of talent compared to some guys and girls on here lol). I don't really care about pairings really. I just see this as fun and an opportunity to improve my writing skills.

And as another note, my early FMP work is real shit. Do not read.

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UPCOMING PROJECTS

The Perfect Kiss

Mizore finally decides to act more friendly towards Tsukune to gain his love, and all she has to hope is that something happens between him and Moka...

Series: Rosario + Vampire

Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort

Pairings: Not telling lol

Rated T for language and themes

Status: Should be up soon.

Howling In The Snow

Kurumu feels out of touch with Tsukune, and when the Newspaper Club go on Christmas Vacation, she's paired up with the most unlikely guy. Seasonal GinKuru.

Series: Rosario + Vampire

Genre: Romance/Humor (le sigh, another romantic comedy)

Pairings: GinKuru

Rated M for sexual material and language

Status: Should be up soon.

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Gender: Look above.

Likes: Anime, video games (the only thing that kept me from going insane during childhood), writing, comics (especially Marvel), music, guitars, sex (best thing ever), lemons (I used to only read fanfics with lemons back in 2008 lol), yuri (pwns yaoi), harems (talk about wish fulfillment lol), lesbians (gotta love two hot women doing each other!), monsters, myth, Gothic culture

Dislikes: Perez Hilton, school, work, writer's block, pairing wankery

Favorite Writers: C.S. Lewis, J.K. Rowling, Stephen King

Favorite Movies: Not a fan of movies, but I'd say A Clockwork Orange. That movie is the shit.

Favorite Music: David Bowie, The Cure, Joy Division, The Beatles, Huey Lewis & The News, Black Sabbath, Michael Jackson, Ozzy Osbourne, Megadeth

Favorite Anime/Manga: Bleach, Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, One Piece, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Gurren Lagann, Lucky Star, Rosario + Vampire, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Full Metal Panic, Neon Genesis Evangelion

Favorite TV shows: Scrubs, The Boondocks, Dinosaurs, The Simpsons, Futurama, Transformers (Generation 1 and Beast Wars), X-Men (90's animated series), Spider-Man (90's animated series)

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Favorite Characters (in order)

Bleach

Chad (he must be El Chado, the King of Hell, under that weakling disguise), Grimmjow, Yammy (he is charismatic, not to mention the soloer of planets), Ulquiorra, Gin, Starrk, Aizen, Rukia, Mayuri, Isshin, Byakuya, Nel, Yoruichi, Kenpachi, Ukitake, Shunsui, Kon, Urahara

Naruto

Kakashi (just pure awesome, co-King of Pimps), Jiraiya (co-King of Pimps), Maito Gai (Maito Gai = mighty win), Kisame, Rock Lee, Shikamaru (gotta love that lazy bastard lol), Orochimaru, Itachi, Gaara, Naruto, Kiba, The Third Hokage (I love tough old bastards in anime lol), Deidara, Hinata, Neji, Killer Bee, Temari, Anko

One Piece

Luffy, Crocodile, Buggy, Sanji, Usopp, Enel, Robin, Zoro, Arlong, Magellan, Aokiji, Nami

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Joseph Joestar (basically the 80's anime equivalent to Deadpool lol), Dio, Kakyoin, Polnareff, Jotaro Kujo, The Pillar Men (Wham, Cars, AC/DC, Santana), Stroheim

Rosario + Vampire

Mizore (downright the most tragic character in R+V. One of the more developed characters in the series), Bus Driver, Ginei (I'm a sucker for pervy characters), Yukari, Kurumu, Tsukune (became a total badass later on in the manga thanks to his ghoul powers lol), Haji

Dragon Ball Z

Vegeta (IT'S OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND, what a total legend), Goku, Piccolo, Trunks, Cell, Gohan, Krillin, Frieza, Android #17, Broly

Gurren Lagann

Kamina (no one will ever match his GAR-ness. Mountains shake under the pressure of the magma of his burning soul!), Viral (reeks of GAR-ness too), Leeron (homo-sama!), Lord Genome (he can punch out a Ganmen with his bare fists. Now that's badass), Yoko (boobs are win), Simon (became quite the manly man), Nia (dunno why to be exact lol), Boota

Misc. Anime (not in order)

Kurz Weber (Full Metal Panic), Gates (Full Metal Panic), Konata Izumi (Lucky Star), Kyon (Haruhi Suzumiya), Itsuki Koizumi (Haruhi Suzumiya), Yuki Nagato (Haruhi Suzumiya)

Video Games

Mario, Link, Donkey Kong, Luigi, TF2 Scout, TF2 Sniper, TF2 Demoman, TF2 Heavy, King (Tekken), Yoshimitsu (Tekken), Little Mac (Punch-Out), Terry Bogard (SNK games), Mega Man X (Mega Man X), Zero (Mega Man X), Ryu (Street Fighter), Alyx Vance (Half-Life 2)

Western Cartoons (The Simpsons, Transformers, Boondocks etc.)

Homer Simpson (The Simpsons), Uncle Ruckus (The Boondocks), Zoidberg (Futurama), Bender (Futurama), Optimus Prime (Transformers), Dinobot (Beast Wars), Megatron (Transformers), Starscream (Transformers), Riley Freeman (The Boondocks), Huey Freeman (The Boondocks), Robert Freeman (The Boondocks), Fry (Futurama), The Red Guy (Cow & Chicken, I.M. Weasel)

Marvel

Iron Man (my favorite comic book hero), Magneto (greatest comic book villain ever), Deadpool, Spider-Man, Dr. Doom, Storm, Professor X, Nightcrawler, Wolverine, Gambit, The Hulk, Cyclops, The Thing, Human Torch (Johnny Storm), Sabertooth, Cable, The Lizard

DC

The Joker, Batman, Two-Face, Lex Luthor, Darkseid, Mr. Freeze

Favorite Pairings (by order)

Bleach

YammyxOrihime (For the lulz)

YammyxRukia (For the lulz)

IchigoxOrihime (Cute pairing, makes sense in a way too)

IchigoxRukia (Cute pairing)

UryuxOrihime (I find it cute, the princess and her four-eyed prince)

Naruto

KakashixThe ladies (True pairing you know, behind that mask lays the greatest pimp Konoha has to offer)

JiraiyaxThe ladies (True pairing you know...when he was younger lol)

NarutoxHinata (Been into this pairing for a while)

KibaxHinata (If the series goes for NarutoxSakura, which it is from what I've seen, I could really see Hinata and Kiba getting together. Dog boy better count his lucky stars lol)

KakashixAnko (She's a contrast to Kakashi's laid-back nature with her energy, and the two would be a good match. It's sexy too)

ShikamaruxTemari (Temari saved Shikamaru's ass during his battle with Tayuya, plus Shikamaru's a pimp)

NejixTenten (Neji and Tenten can 'train' their 'flames of youth', Lee doesn't need no pairing to get laid because he has the power of youth on his side. Same goes for Gai)

InoxShikamaru (Why not? A lazy ass like Shikamaru needs some lovin' lol)

Rosario + Vampire

TsukunexMizore (Sexy snow girl + someone she deserves = win. She would probably give him a damn good blowjob too from sucking all those lollipops lol)

TsukunexInner Moka (It's all part of a harem but she's finally cracking. Plus the whole manga basically teases TsukunexInner Moka)

MizorexKurumu (Come on, all that animosity and hate covers up friendship, that kiss in Rosario + Vampire II also made me a supporter too, and hot lesbian action is always an epic win lol)

TsukunexKurumu (We ALL want to see him get laid with the chick with the big tits. Well I do...that and there were some actual development done in Rosario + Vampire II about how Kurumu feels about Tsukune)

GineixKurumu (Gin deserves some nice tits)

RubyxAnyone (Kinky shit will happen)

Hated Pairings (in order)

Why should I hate any pairing? I have my favorites, but like I've said before I don't hate any pairing. I don't see why people have to go all "ZOMG THIS PAIRING SUCKS" when they could just go "Meh, don't care".

But here are some pairings I don't like. At all.

JiraiyaxAny dude

KonxAny dude

KakashixAny dude (Iruka sure as hell ain't getting it on with Kakashi in my fics)

KenpachixAny dude

IchigoxGrimmjow/Ulquiorra (Ichigo, Grimmjow and Ulquiorra are straight, straight I tells ya!)

GinxAny dude

YammyxAny dude

AizenxAny dude

NarutoxAny dude

TsukunexOuter Moka (annoys the hell out of me)

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HOW TO CONTACT ME

EMAIL

mistergurrenlagann@live.com

MSN/WLM

mistergurrenlagann@live.com

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I really do appreciate favorites and alerts, but I appreciate reviews even more. I like feedback and suggestions for how the story could go, but please, don't flame. Oh, and honestly, I do try when it comes to writing, but I've always had issues when it comes to getting characters down and keeping the pace to a steady medium, that and confidence issues too (long story). I'm also a perfectionist who often doesn't realize his mistakes until he puts them on the site.