Name- Sideswipe:) xD (Actually, it's Carly)

Age- 15

Gender- Female

Favorite quotes- behind this mask there is more than flesh, behind this mask is an idea...and ideas are bulletproof- v for vendetta
Though he tries to intervene, no one shall listen, thus he does not speak at all- CC (my friend)
Outside, you are fine, inside, hell broke loose- MD (my other friend)
You don't like me for who I am, you like me for what I am, and I AM NOT your slave! Sideswipe, Divine Complexity (My fanfic)
Your lucky I'm too drunk to aim...- Tantrum (My sister's picture)
I don't drink, curse, or swear--God DAMMIT! I left my Fing cigarettes at the Fing bar!! Anonomous

Don't mind me, I CAN'T stop talking or moving, even in my sleep, I'm moving and talking, and making valid conversations with Deathstryke.
Me: She's on the wrong train...

Birde: What the FRAG!

Me: Birde, will you go to the bathroom with me?

Sis: Why?

Me: To get the shampoo...

I like to write about: Warriors, Transformers, My Country, vampires, Dirty Dancing, Dawn of the Dead, As told by Ginger, Danny Phantom, and more!

Favorite things:

Pie--Apple; Music Genre--Hard Rock; Band--AFI; Songs--On the Arrow/This Time Imperfect/100 Words; Food--Stuffing cuz it's Thanksgiving; Animal--leopards; Instruments--flute/piccolo/alto flute/bassguitar; Book--I don't know...I'm gonna have to go with...The Road; Poems--The Box; Movie--I don't know...I'm gonna go with...House of Wax; BooksI'veWritten--Beautiful Thieves/The Strange Place

Things I Dislike:

Pie--I don't know...;Music Genre--COUNTRY; Band--Miley Cyrus, or those goofy retardo-emo-bands, give me some REAL music!; Songs--Fireflies(Owl Citywho isn't THAT bad), Love Story(Taylor Swift), I'm gonna miss her(some country artist I despise); Food--Sour Kraut, if you have any, stay away from me!; Animals--mosqitoes; Instruments--Trumpet, Oboe(which could be pretty but isn't), Contrabass/doublecontrabass flutes(I love flutes but what the heck is THAT?!);Books--Most Twilight books, fake retardo books like that(I used to like it, but what happened to it now?); Poem--I don't really hate poems...;Movie--Idk, it's been too long...;BooksI'veWritten--I don't know about this one either...I'm gonna go with White Eyes, or Nobody Knows the Raven...

If Hannah Montanna was standing on the edge of a 6 story building about 90 of Americans would have a nervous breakdown. If you are one of the 10 of Americans that is yelling "JUMP BITCH!" copy and paste this in to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Put an "x" beside what you have done before.

X - You've run into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

X - You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

X - You have run into a tree/bush.

X-You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

X - You have tried to lick your elbow
X - You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little Star have the same tune.
X - You just tried to sing them
X - You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
X-You've never seen the Matrix.

You type only with two fingers.
You have accidentally caught something on fire.

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

X - You have caught yourself drooling. (I had a cough drop in my mouth, lol. They make me drool. I was at home, luckily.)
You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.
X - Sometimes you just stop thinking.
X - You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
X - You use your fingers to do simple math

You have eaten a bug
You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

X - You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

X - You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

You forward forwards because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don 't.
You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you.
X - You tilt your head when you're confused.
X - You have fallen out of your chair before.

X - When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
The word 'um' is used many times a day

If you were one of the "Originals" that liked Twilight BEFORE it became a mass pre-teen, fangirl popular book, put this in your profile