Hey peeps hope ya enjoy my stories!! I changed my penname from VampireprincessSakura to xDarakuxShitaxTenshix try not to get confused. Daraku Shita Tenshi means Fallen Angel btw.

Name: U may call me Bella, it's not my real name but I've gone by Bella for a while now. Or Vampy. lol

Age: U never ask a lady her age!! But ill give ya a hint 12- 17

Gender: Female

Likes: Reading books, fanfics, Anime(Duh), NCIS, nice ppl, REVIEWS!!

Hates: Child Abuse, Racism, mean ppl, HOMEWORK(ITS EVIL, IT BURNS), school, rumors, ppl who spread rumors

I don't really like labels, but I guess you could call me a goth I guess.

AIM: AnimeColleen

Myspace: Myspace.com/Animecolleen

Facebook: Colleen Loss

If anyone has a story they want me to write, or a specific couple ill do it, no problem.

And if sum ppl just wanna talk im all ears, well not literally but, u get the idea, dont be shy!

I know no one probably reads the profiles but I'll say it anyway. I've been becoming depressed increasingly lately so please forgive me if any of my stories don't get updated for a while.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Contestshipper, uchihakiriko, Mypainfulsymphony,philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonamous, craZy_goth_friendZ, narutolover1259, Vampireprincesssakura

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagel said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

IF YOU HATE KARIN FROM NARUTO FEEL FREE TO PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

Sing to the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

with a 'death bomb'

BANG! BOOM!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE! (BWAHAHAHA, DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD)

95 of teens would go into a panic if the Jonas Brothers were standing on top of a tall building and were about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would have pushed them...

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

You know that every night before you go to sleep there is a person of the opposite sex who is thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true, not fake. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the 1 month and ask you out and grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain, no one will like you or ask you out for the next 5 years...

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Child Abuse

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If this made you cry, put it in you profile. STOP CHILD ABUSE!!

Bumperstickers from myspace that match me to some extent, or sum I thought were funny.

(Me)

CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT...

I DON'T CARE

INSULT MY FRIENDS AND

LET'S TAKE A LITTLE WALK.

DURING THAT WALK I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT

YOU'RE GOING TO NEED

AN AMBULANCE

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(I'd do that for a friend in a heartbeat and if any of my friends are reading this, u know I'd damn well do this for u)

A true friend

sees the 1st tear,

catches the 2nd,

and bitchslaps

the mothafucker

that causes the

3rd

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(Yupperz)

I believe everything happens

for a reason. People change so

that you can learn how to let

go. Things go wrong, so that

you appreciate them when they're

right. You believe lies so you

eventually learn to trust no one

but yourself, and sometimes good

things fall apart so better things

can fall together.

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(Me n my friend)

Beautiful Girls

...that will fuck you up

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(Me)

I am STRONG because I am weak

I am Beautiful because I know my flaws

I am a lover because I'm a fighter

I am fearless because I have been afraid

I am WISE because I have been foolish

...and I can Laugh because I've known sadness

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(lol, me)

Don't hate me

because I'm Beautiful;

hate me because

you're a cunt.

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(me all the way)

A Woman's Prayer:

I pray for:

Wisdom to

understand him,

Love to forgive him,

Patience for his moods,

Because if I pray for

Strength, I'll just beat

the shit out of him.

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(me to sum extent)

I'm the type

of girl that

is always

smiling, but

when you piss

me off...I

WILL FLIP THE

FUCK OUT!!

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(I'd this for my friends any time, even at 3 am)

A friend's promise

If you need to talk,

I'll listen.

If you need to cry,

I'll hold you.

If you feel lost,

I'll help guide you.

If you need to be angry,

I'll let you.

If you're feeling afraid,

I'll comfort you.

If you're feeling attacked,

I'll be your defense.

If you need to lean a while,

I'll give you a shoulder.

If you're feeling unsure,

I'll be your confidence.

If you're feeling alone,

I'll be the friend who won't leave you.

If you need to learn to trust again,

I'll prove to you that you can.

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(Yupperz)

people say best friends

are hard to find--

that's because the best is

already mine! :)

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(So true)

Love is just

a word

until you find

Some One

to give it

Definition

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(lol)

YOU'RE A GREAT

FRIEND BUT IF

THE ZOMBIES

CHASE US I'M

TRIPPING YOU

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(aaah, to a certain sum1)

I'd tell

you to go fuck

yourself but from

what I've heard

you wouldn't be very good

at it

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(F You. Ya know who ya are)

You're a really funny

person...

Like the time you told

me you'd never hurt

me...

yeah, you really had me going there!

FUCK YOU!

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(nice)

I only seem like a

smartass because

I'm surrounded by

dumbasses

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(me, im no morning person)

Well,

Aren't We

Just A Ray

Of Fucking

Sunshine

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(Lmao)

Trust No Man

Fear No Bitch

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(JUMP BITCH JUMP!)

95 of teens would have

a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was

standing

on the edge of a tower ready to

jump.

I am 1 of the 5 screaming:

"JUMP BITCH, JUMP!!"

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(I did that)

When life hands you skittles

Chuck them at someones face

And yell...

TASTE THE FUCK'N RAINBOW!

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(Mhmmz)

WHEN U C ME BITCH STEP

ASIDE CUZ I'LL KILL UR REP

N MURDER UR PRIDE

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(sadly that is so true for me)

the shit you hear

ABOUT ME

might be true...

Then agian,

It could be as FAKE

as the bitch who told you(:

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(yup)

hating me

won't make you

pretty

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(mmhhmmmm)

This is me...

TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!

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I'm Not Easily

Distracted, I...

Hey, Is That Guy SPARKLING?!(OMG! EDWARD WHERE!!)

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(So true)

WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME,

I know I'm not perfect

and I DON'T claim to be.

But before you start pointing fingers,

make sure your own hands are clean.

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(Me)

Don't underestimate me,

I will punch you in the face.

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(Definately)

Laugh your heart out

Dance in the rain

Cherish the moment

ignore the pain

Live, Laugh, Love

Forgive & Forget

Life's too short to be

Living with Regrets

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(I'd do that 4 1 of my friends in a heartbeat)

Your my Bestfriend

Anyone Breaks

your heart.

I'll break their

face

Love You!

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MENtal Anxiety

MENtal Breakdown

MENstrual Cramps

MENopause...

Did you ever notice

how all of out problems

begin with MEN?

(sigh so true...)

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(Me)

Friends stop you to ask if you're ok. Best friends scream, "SHE'S PISSED! MOVE!!"

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(Me n my buddy)

We're not bitches we just don't like you.

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(Me all the way)

May god have mercy on my enemies...

cuz I sure as hell won't.

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(Lmao)

Whoever said anything was possible,

never tried slamming a revolving door.

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(SO FING TRUE)

Chocolate is the answer,

no matter what the question is.

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(Mmmhmmmmz)

It's a beautiful day...

now watch some asshole fuck it up.

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(Me)

You never know how strong you are...

until being strong is the only choice you have.

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(That's so true)

If you had a life

you wouldn't be talking about mine.

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(Me all the way...)

I like walking

in the rain

cause no one

knows I'm

crying.

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(BWAHAHAHA I did that once)

When a boy tells you to

"Suck it."

Just smile and say, "Sorry,

my mom told me never to

put small things in

my mouth."

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(I told someone that after I punched them...I promise they deserved it.)

I did not

hit you

I simply

high-fived

your face.

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(Sadly, this is me...I've been going into a lot of mini depressions lately)

I HATE YOU

I hope you cry yourself

to sleep like I did

EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.

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98 percent

of teens are bringing

sexy back

But I'm in the

2 percent

That sexy never left

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Screw being a

Princess

I wanna be a

Vampire

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Every girl wants a

guy that she can go

to in her sweats,

hair a mess, make up

running down her

face, eyes red from

crying and the

first thing he

says to her is

"Baby, you're beautiful."

and means it.

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You can close your eyes

to things you don't

want to see, but you

can't close your heart

to things you don't

want to feel.

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Didn't give

a fuck yesterday,

don't give a

fuck today, probably

won't give a fuck

tomorrow.

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He who laughs last

didn't get it, but he

who laughs first has

the dirtiest mind.

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People become

STRONGER

because of

MEMORIES

they can't forget.

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( NO offense)

If men had periods...

they would brag about

the size of their tampons.

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(Very true)

Promises mean everything

but once they're broken

"sorry" means nothing.

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(me all the way)

I'm the type of girl that can be

so hurt but can still look at you

and smile. The type of girl who

is willing to brighten your day

even if I can't brighten my own.

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I'd be a

morning person

if it didn't start

so early in

the day.

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Therapy helps...

but screaming obsenities

is faster and cheaper.

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Random stuff I like, and/or somewhat may relate to me

- just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying & even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe -- she's really good at lying -

-It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

-Did you know Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

The difference between friends and best friends

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

F: Never asks for food or drink

BF: Is the reason your fridge is empty

F:Bail you out of jail

BF: In the next cell saying "Damn we messed up, again!"

F:Only knows a few things about you.

BF: Is writing a embarassing biography you don't know about as we speak.

F:Knocks on the door.

BF:Comes in saying "I'm Hoooooome"

if you can raed tihs,cnorgadulations! You are one or the sarmt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idnivalually, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt peploe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres! Msot good raedres can raed a wrod wehn the frist and lsat letres are the smae and terhe are the smae auomnt of letres in a wrod!

Girls

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,but
easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

If youve ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (My shoulder still hurts!!)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

If you have awesome friends who are scary when they're mad put this in your profile.

If you laugh at vengence put this in your profile.

If you've ever stabbed someone with a pencil/pen in a harmless way to release anger put this in your profile. (What if blood was spiled?)

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (I did)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! Many things

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If this describes you, copy this into your pro.

If you have ever laughed for ten minutes straight, copy and paste this your profile. 15

My best friend is insane. If you agree or if you have at least one insane friend copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weired, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.Always

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them whats wrong with there mind. copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be one of the few people to say, "where to begin..."

IF IGGYS YOUR FAVORITE LITTLE BLIND PYRO COOKER COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!

If you have your own little world, copy this on your pro!

If you and your friends break out into song in a public area, copy this onto your profile. If u think that in Tokyo Mew Mew Kishu's name is ironic copy and paste this onto your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Now say the word "cow" after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now say the word "cow" before and after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now read from the bottom up:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
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16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7.Don't use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It's called therapy.

Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Jonas Brothers and Naked Brothers Band
I Say A.F.I. and MCR
You Say Zac Efron
I Say alex evans
You Say Rap
I Say screamo
You Say Prep
I Say EWW
You Say Im Weird
I Say Im Different
You Say Abercrobie & Fitch
I Say Hot Topic
Put This On Your Profile If U Agree

Why Must The World Be Like This?

the World,
full of hate,
war,
violence,
and so many other things I wish to not speak of,
why,
oh just why,
must it be this way?

Of course,
the world has it's finer points too,
like love,
laughter,
innocence,
no matter how far or inbetween,
and people who are just plain nice,
is the reason why this world is bearable to many of us deep-thinkers,
like me.

however,
even though many say,
the world is black,
white,
and a multitude of greys,
I just simply,
do not see it this way.

no,
I am not denying the fact that I have been hurt,
depressed,
or lonely,
but the fact is that I haven't acted on my thoughts and feelings of desperation,
and thought about never seeing my friends' faces smile,
never again singing to my favourite songs,
never seeing the sunlight,
never seeign the luminescant moon glow upon my face,
and stealing snacks in the night without a trace,
these are the things I live for sometimes,
when the world darkens for me,
and things crash downb on my head harder than any fist,
I just read off my favourite mind's list,
so even when my heart is torn,
hell,
or broken,
I pick the pieces up,
and help my friends first,
my loyalty in ways unspoken,
I never thought about myself once when my friends start to cry,
when one of them is picked on,
and too disraught to fight back,
I readily jump into it,
no matter what they say,
I'd give up any social meaning to anyone but my friends,
if to prove my loyalty to them for just a day.

The world may seem a dark,
terrible,
haunted place,
but take one look at what you love most,
smile even though your hurt,
look to the sun and feel the wartmth upon your fce,
and laugh.

So,
when the world has you down,
the wars' news turns your happy smiles into frowns,
the hate scathes your contented heart with it's poison and claws of acidic steel,
when you're bloody or beaten or just plain tired of all the violence,
don't give into the dark whispers of your darker thoughts,
instead,
call your friends,
talk to someone you like,
draw pictures like crazy,
sing or dance like nobody's watching,
write out your fristrations and woes,
then when the dark thoughts come,
turn up your nose,
say, "no way, I have so much to have in my life,"
and finally,
have those horrible thoughts put down it's stabbing knife.

So,
don't ask in frustration,
hissing as you hurt yourself because then you have control,
"why must the world be like this?!"
instead,
stop the pain,
and simply say,
"My life isn't perfect, this is true, but to these thoughts, Enough of you!"
and walk straighter,
head held high,
and always say "Hi" when you meet someone new,
because who knows,
you just might be giving them the power,
to stop thier pain,
and see a colourful,
brighter world.

-By Kagome-Loves-Kouga.
please, please, if you've ever been depressed or a friend has been depressed, please copy/paste this and let others know that thay're not alone in the darkness, and they can rely on others to give them strength to rise into a brighter, colourful world, and that they don't have to let the world fade into black before they have the chance to live.