Hiya,

Location: this universe, planet earth, England

I like to write and draw and i play the violin.

my favourite series: Twilight, maximum ride. Wicca (Sweep) and Alex Rider Alpha Omega by Patricia Briggs rules!!

FAV films: err Pirates of the carrabian, St trinians, err I am legand, maybe ok razor is brilliant or the last of the samuri.

My friends that read fanfiction are added to my favs if u wanna read some of there stuff, they are xrosecullenx, Nessie0Loves0Jacob ( ok soo anna/ness's now inkypinkyanna again! ( they had to be difficult and change them! tho i cant talk im gonna change mine... lol) and twlightlover ( or somethin like that) i agree with wot rosie said, people in my school dont know the difference between a letter and pertition and they should get their facts straight before they go accusing people. Most people think im shy and generally i am except with my mates :D and they just think im wierd.

five words to desribe me...

short(ish) I'm catching up! I'm growing woo!! and breathe

wierd and wonderful does the and count?

human just but I'm there!! weee these brackets are fun and I am hyper atm lol

reads-far-to-much yeah... thats about 5 words

yh and i will add to this thing that is called a profile as stuff comes to me. oh yh i might not be able to update my ffs much lately as im am being burried alive by coursework, but i will try my harderst :) I just had an art exam this week and I have to say this IT IS NOT A CYBERMAN!! ok now I got that out of my system I've proably bored whoever was insane enough to read this far... well done if you have (insane isn't an insult btw me and my friends or my friends and I take it as a compliment it means we have personalities wooo!! ok I'm gonna shut up now anything written after was done at an earlier date.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1704169/Vampwolves yay my friends anna, rose and cazza finally put there story up! oh this is a link to their profile the end cracked me up, i still cant believe anna did that anyways :D

i will try to update both my ffs betwee the 23/10/08 then and the 02/11/08 half term yay! so i should hve time... hopefully coughcough

28/11/08 i think i did update in the hols but i cant remember and i probably wont be able to update for awhile coz im being snowec in by cw and exams :S sorry i will try to tho

so...

Just stuff

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1.

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2

People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?! Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm Gonna Kick their asses!

5

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7.

When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8

When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What the fuck can you do that's longer?

9

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

MY FREIND NESSIE FIXED IT!! omc lol XD

. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. (I get that i just like the colour black for clothing)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz (Hey im blonde and there is no way im a ditz)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.

Stereotypes. Does anyone like them? NO! Does everyone do them anyway? YES! STOP STEREOTYPING!!

Top 10 Reasons to Read
1. Learn how to pickpocket someone
(Alex Rider: Eagle Strike by Anthony Horowitz)
2. Learn how to tell if someone is lying
(Comes a Horseman, by )
3. Learn how to forge a signature
(Trixie Belden: The Gatehouse Mystery, by Julie Campbell)
4. Learn how to take care of: an annoying talking dog; a six-year-old that can read/control peoples’ minds, breathe under water, and talk to fish; a boy with digestive problems that can imitate any sound; an eleven-year-old that talks non-stop; a fourteen year-old boy that is blind, a total pyro, and builds bombs; and a guy only three months younger than you that is totally phlegmatic and very hot. All of which have wings
(Maximum Ride, by James Patterson)
5. Learn how to stop a couple of purse thieves on a motorcycle with a bucket and a bunch of birdseed, and even more pigeons
(Alex Rider: Scorpia by Anthony Horowitz)
6. Learn how to kill a vampire
(Dracula by Bram Stoker)
7. Learn a different language that doesn’t really exist
(Lord of the Rings by J.R.R Tolkien)
8. Learn how to make your alter-self
(The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson)
9. Learn how to escape from a burning building by tightrope walking
(Alex Rider: Ark Angel by Anthony Horowitz)
10. Learn how to fight off a band of bloodthirsty pirates
(Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson)
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you chose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you chose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you chose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

~total=2~

() You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

() People have called you slow.

~total so far= 5~

() You have accidentally caught something on fire

() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

() You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

~total so far= 6~

() Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math. (but i don't for hard maths, work that out)

~total so far= 10~

() You have eaten a bug.

() You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

() You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

() You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

~total so far= 10~

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

() You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

() When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

~Total all together= 12~