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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Name: Leanne

Gender: Female

DOB: 30/07/91

Country: England

Family: Mum, Dad, Younger Sister, Younger Brother

Aspiration: To become a Primary School teacher

Passion: Singing, writing, reading

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Role Play Games I play in (and am currently addicted to): Hogwarts School of magic : The Marauders era Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows and Beyond RPG Shadowed Sky: A Twilight RPG Dawn arises on a new Twilight Harry Potter and the RPG Twilight RPG What really happened Harry Potter's fifth year


Lol. This Disclaimer made me laugh...

Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Severus Snape and other Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling, her lawyers, handlers, editors, personal umbrella carrier, pedicurist, and those guys in the suits from the WB. The Snarry Games and its participants want nothing to do with that lot or their money. Okay, we'd take their money, but they aren't offering. Web space doesn't come for free, ya know?

From 'Escaping the Paradox', by Meri


The best curse I've heard so far...

“Merlin, Circe, and Maeve. Hera, Zeus, and Apollo. Mary, Joseph, Jesus, and their goddamned donkey-”

The Ties that Bind, by Netrixie


My List

This is a list of things that I plan to write in the upcoming months. As soon as I write one, I will remove it from the list.

1. Harry/Severus Time-Travel Fic

2. Adopted Harry/Regulus Plot Bunny from Kamerreon

3. HP/BtVS Crossover. Harry/Angel Slash. AU after OotP and Season 2

4. Harry/OC

5. Harry/Sirius

6. Complete AU starting from pre-Hogwarts.

7. The Happiness Conspiracy Side-Story

8. SMUT!! I will get better and I will be posting it on HPFandom.net

9. LOTR Crossover.

10. A Twilight fic.


Lol this is so true XD

What UCAS forgot to tell you about University...

Taken from the facebook group.

1. Pound coins are priceless

2. You will turn into an alcoholic

3. You live for post

4. The student loan isn't nearly enough

5. You won't survive without the internet

6. Food is more expensive than you think

7. The halls were only clean on the open day

8. Every class has a complete twat in it ( if you can't see them, it's you)

9. Your room will only be tidy when you're meant to be working and are bored of facebook/msn/ the internet in general

10. Smoking weed appears to be mandatory

11. You need a car

12. Your laptop becomes your best friend

13. You will learn to type a billion words a minute

14. You'll eventually become immune to alcohol

15. Student loan and overdraft is NOT free money

16.You'll never know what day of the week it is

17. You have no idea what is going on in the world outside uni.

18. No matter how much cutlery you bring to uni, you will always run short of knives and forks but have too many spoons.

19. you will be Faceraped many times

20. You will eat anything

21. You will wear the same pair of jeans for however many days/weeks/months you like.

22. You will wish that the fire alarms were not there

23. £1 shops are the holy grail

24. You will worship Tesco

25. You will ask for student discount on Everything you buy

26. Showers become less important. Sleep becomes more important

27. Your work WILL actually form a new mountain range

28. Your calculator will become your solemate

29. You will start thinking and talking like your friends around you, and will pick up a mixture of silly accents.

30. There will be at least one lecturer you hate

31. There will be at least one lecturer you love

32. Going to bed at 2am is an early night

33. Most of your education will be obtained outside of lectures.

34. You will spend countless hours gazing out of the window.

35. You won't miss T.V

36. I-player is God

37. Your bin will overflow for weeks on end

38. Your bread will go mouldy

39. To iron your jeans, you spread them out on the floor and force the creases out by hand.

40. Prank calls become funny again

41. You'll never really know who lives below/above you until there is a fire alarm and you are all kicked outside

42. You'll eat cereal for dinner

43. You will wear your bag on both shoulders

44. College students are so much more mature

45. You will become an expert in makig paper aeroplanes

46. You will find yourself browsing youtube for hours

47. You will destroy your corridor in halls after a good night out

48. You should NEVER leave your room unlocked

49. Taxis will be a necessity

50. Your pots and pans won't wash themselves

51. You will facebook/msn/text the room next to you rather than get up

52. You're so used to your mum buying you things like toothpaste you dont even notice until you have completely run out

53. You will go out until 4am before an important lecture

54. Vouchers for anything become priceless

55. You'll join everything in Freshers' week, but then go to none of the meetings

56. You can never afford food, but always a night out!

57. You will sit in front of your computer refreshing facebook every minute

58. you will have watched every single DVD ever made in the first few months

59. You will try to steal as many glasses from as many pubs/bars as you can

60. You walk to town because the bus fare is the equivalent to an extra pint

61. You pay for as much things as possible with 1p and 2p coins

62. You will talk to loads of people at freshers and then ignore them for the rest of the year

63. You know you're officially poor when you're paying for your food with pennys found behind the bed, in bottom of bags etc. you also know this when you go to the bank and withdraw the odd £1.53 from an old account because its so badly needed

64. Facebook will ruin your degree. Wikipedia will save it.

65. Ketchup is more expensive than you think

66. That "24 bottles of booze for £10" offer in the supermarket doesn't seem such a good idea when you realise you've got no money for a bus and have to walk up the hill to get home

67. Your room will never look as good as somebody elses

68. You will find yourself phoning your mum more often than you thought

69. The microwave will form the basis of many drunken experiments

70. Sunlight is evil

71. you will buy the essential foods from the supermarket but you still "cant be bothered to cook" so you go to the nearest takeaway

72. A Cancelled lecture is almost better than Christmas

73. Pizza dominates your diet

74. You will become hooked on one thing from the canteen menu

75. You will end up wasting loads of time writing silly things like this instead of doing assignments !!


YOU ARE

Name: Leanne
Single or taken: Single (Sigh)
Gender: Um... Let me check... Kidding lol. I’m a girl.
Birthday: 30th July
Sign: Leo

APPERANCE

Hair colour: Auburn
Eye colour: Blue
Height: 5'5 ½
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bisexual

FASHION STUFF

Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: New Look or Dorothy Perkins
Favourite designer?: Designer? I can barely afford Primark!
What is your most comfortable outfit?: Jeans and a sweatshirt.
What do you usually wear?: Depends. If I’m at school, I dress slightly smarter, but usually jeans with a fairly nice top.

WHAT ABOUT

What kind of shampoo do you use?: Dove
What are you listening to right now: Hum Hallelujah, by Fall Out Boy
Who is the last person that called you?: My sister, on my mum’s phone. Lol.
How many buddies are online right now?: 10

FAVORITES

Food: Pasta (A students diet XD)
Girls names: Evelyn, Jocelyn, Brianna, Lorelei, Antigone...
Boy’s names: Ryan, Jake/Jacob, Kiehan...
Subjects in school: Biology when I was at school. But I am studying Education in University at the moment and so far loving it XD
Animals: Dogs XD

HAVE YOU EVER—

Given anyone a bath?: My dog and my brother when he was a baby... although I seemed to end up on the wetter end of that deal both times XD
Smoked?: No
Bungee jumped?: No
Made yourself throw up?: No
Skinny dipped?: No
Ever been in love?: No
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Yes
Pictured your crush naked?: Don’t have a crush atm. (Sigh)
Actually seen your crush naked?: See above
Cried when someone died?: Yeah... All my great-grandparents, my granddad, my auntie...
Lied: Um... yeah!
Fallen for your best friend?: Nope
Rejected someone?: Never been asked (Sigh yet again)
Used someone?: Um... I may have used people as excuses to get out of trouble... does that count?
Done something you regret?: Lol. Yeah.

WHAT

Clothes: Pyjamas and slippers XD
Music: Anything by Fall Out Boy or My Chemical Romance.
Smell: Air Wick Air Freshener.
Desktop picture: An Eliza Dushku wallpaper I made myself.
CD in player: Discworld Talking Books. (Thief of Time)
DVD in player: Ghost Whisperer Season 1

LAST PERSON

You touched: My sister
You hugged: My sister (Why I touched her XD)
You IMed: Emz!
You yelled at: My brother and sister. (I was trying to take a bath!)
You kissed: My dad (XD I hadn’t seen him for days, so I kissed him on the cheek when I said hello.)

ARE YOU

Understanding: Quite
Open-minded: Very
Arrogant: I’d like to think not.
Insecure: Fairly
Random: Yes. Especially when I’m hyper.
Hungry: Almost all the time.
Smart: Not the brightest bulb in the box, but okay-ish. (I think my IQ dropped 5 points just from that sentence!)
Moody: Sometimes
Hard working: Depends on the subject...
Organized: Definitely not.
Healthy: Okay, but could eat better etc.
Shy: Yeah, quite XD
Difficult: I do try...
Bored easily: Yep
Obsessed: Definitely XD
Angry: Not atm.
Sad: I try not to be.
Happy: Quite a lot of the time.
Hyper: Whenever I have coca-cola, or orange juice... which are my two fave drinks, so quite a lot XD
Trusting: Fairly

WHO DO YOU WANT TO

Kill: My brother... no, my sister... Lol. Not really.
Slap?: My old Drama teacher, only she’s already left... I think she knew what I was planning...
Get really wasted with?: My sister, but she’s not old enough yet XD She’s a funny drunk.
Get high with: Um... no one.
Talk to offline: Shellby, Chloé, Trina, Tracy, George and Hannah.
Talk to online: Emz, Celeste, Sam...
Sex it up with: Lol. No one as of yet.

RANDOM

In the morning I: Want to stay in bed as long as possible and just know that I don’t have to get up yet.
Love is: Trust. Understanding. Being there for each other. Making promises that you will go to the ends of the earth to keep.
I dream about: I dream about normal days tat have a weird twist. I once dreamt that I was in French, but then there was music and I was singing with the girls around me doing backing vocals and everyone else dancing on tables!!
Sexual preference: Um... wasn’t this covered in sexuality? Lol. Both, anyways.
What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: Smiles. Gotta love a nice smile.

WHICH IS BETTER

Coke or Pepsi: Coke.
Flowers or candy: Candy. I have hayfever XD
Tall or short: Tall, but not overly so.

WHO

Makes you laugh the most: My sister... the fool.
Makes you smile: My whole family practically.
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: No one. (Sigh)

DO YOU EVER

Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: No
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Occasionally. Especially when the period pains start Grumbles
Wish you were younger: Sometimes I wish I could go back to infants and start all over again. XD
Cry because someone said something to you?: Yep. Normally after they’ve gone though. I don’t like to cry in front of people.

NUMBER

Of times I've had my heart broken: None
Of hearts I have broken: None
Of guys I've kissed: None :(
Of girls I've kissed: None :(
Of CD's I own: A few, but I mostly just download or borrow CDs to import a song or two.
Of scars on my body: Quite a lot. I’m very accident prone XD


Story Preferences

Slash

Harry/Draco, Harry/Voldemort, Harry/Severus, Harry/OMC, Harry/Remus, Remus/Severus, Remus/Sirius, Albus/Scorpius

I sorta like a few het couples like: Harry/Luna, Harry/Hermione (sometimes), Harry/Tonks

Story Dislikes

Harry/Ginny (unless its a really good one), Draco/Hermione (I just don't see it), Draco/Ginny, Squicky stuff like Harry/APWBD, not one for incest either. (Though Fred/George is hot)

XXX

I have recently come to the conclusion that Albus/Scorpius and Rose/Scorpius is like the canon equivalent Harry/Draco and Hermione/Draco. Isn't that weird? hehe.


XXX


Story Faves

Fave Humour

The Power of Suggestion, by FriendOfSnape

I found this story on MuggleNet FanFiction, before I found this site. I still go back and read it again and again, whenever I feel like I need a good laugh. Absolutely hilarious.

Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?

Favourite Harry/Ginny

Life Happens, by ColorOfAngels

This is one of the very few HG stories I will read. This is the story that really got me interested in fanfiction and it definitely led me to discovering this site. I originally found it on Mugglenet Fanfiction and I am very grateful to the author for providing her FF.net profile link.

Summary: Life Is What Happens When You Are Busy Making Plans. This is the story of Harry J. Potter and Ginny M. Weasley, their lives, friendships, realtionships and everything in between. Life doesn't always take the road they expect or want, but they soon learn that no matter what they do or how hard they try, the world stops for no man and that simply put, Life Happens.

Favourite Harry/Draco

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts, by Roozette

I absolutely love this story it made me lol and it was my inspiration for 'The Rules of Pranking'. I can just read this over and over again and laugh every time.

Summary: Title is pretty self explanatory. With a Harry/Draco twist.

Fave Harry/Voldemort

Abandon/Reclaim, by Batsutousai

These were amazing. Abandon is first and Reclaim is the sequel. I've put them together because I don't really like one more than the other.

Summary: (Abandon) Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do?

(Reclaim) In love with the man he’s expected to kill and member of the esteemed Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter must fight in a war in which he is divided. Can he lead his world to peace?

Fave Harry/Severus

Death Eater Takes a Holiday by Lee Lee Potter

I loved this story and I read it over and over again. x

Summary: Albus spells a few Order members back to their seventh year age, and sends them to spend time at Hogwarts for a holiday. The Headmaster's intent is for them to learn that Harry is indeed mature for his age, so that he will be accepted as a full member. What will happen when Severus returns from his time as a teen, to find he has spent the better part of the week entwined with a certain Gryffindor? And, how do their lives change afterwards?

Fave Oneshot

I'll Catch You Next Time, by Jinko

This was really wonderful. Very well written and the ending... Oh my gosh!

Summary: They were secret lovers...one engaged, the other married. They were enemies...one helped kill one of the good guys...the other was the leader of the good guys...Sharing a bed and a secret, can they love?

Fave Crossover

Browncoat, Green Eyes, by nonjon

Firefly crossover. I came across this a while ago and discarded it because I didn't think it sounded like something I'd go for. I gave it a chance a few months later and I am very glad I did.

Summary: Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

Fave HarryPotter/Twilight Crossover (Just 'cos this deserves a mention)

Nothing Left to Hold, by branwen777

Amazing. That one word about covers it. I was waiting anxiously for each chapter and I am eternally grateful to Naomi(branwen777) for bringing this fantastic story into my life.

Summary: The Dursleys were not Harry’s only remaining relatives, as it turns out Cullen happens to be an ancestral name in the Potter line, and when the Dursleys abandon Harry in an orphanage at the age of seven Carlisle agrees to take Harry in and raise him. Harry receives his Hogwarts letter at the age of eleven though, and while his family moves to Forks, Harry attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in Scotland. Harry writes regularly and for every summer, holiday, free weekend, and family event he comes home to them, but after Harry goes back to Hogwarts for his sixth year things begin to change. His letters become shorter, calls become less frequent, and he seems to always have an excuse not to visit. It seems as if Harry is cutting himself off from them, and none of the Cullens can figure out why. It isn’t until the end of Harry’s seventh year that he finally comes home to them, and what he’s been hiding from them could tear their family apart.


Fave Quotes

"Albus," he began, each word spoken slowly. "Do you know what Harry keeps in his pocket? A note from me, promising not to kill him," he said dryly. "That is not the start of a healthy relationship."

From 'Death Eater Takes A Holiday' by Lee Lee Potter

"Holy Kleenex Batman! It was right under our noses, and we blew it!"

Robin, from Batman

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Unknown

He felt as if he'd been shipwrecked on the Titanic but in the nick of time had been rescued. By the Lusitania.

Mort, by Terry Pratchett

'I'm not a criminal madman,' said Vimes.

'Never mind, you'll soon fit in,' said Lawn.

Night Watch, by Terry Pratchett

Each girl was collecting money as they passed out bundles of pastries and sheets of paper. The booth itself was decorated with a moving picture of the Dark Mark, and sign advertising ‘COME TO THE DARK SIDE – WE HAVE COOKIES! Donations required.’

Dean looked at the sign. “Shouldn’t it say that donations are welcome?”

“No.” Pansy glared at the Hufflepuff in front of her until he shoved the sickle back in his pocket and pulled out a Galleon to donate instead. She smirked as he ran off before turning back to the Gryffindors. “No benefactor will take you seriously if you can’t put your money where your mouth is."

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts, by Roozette

Former Death Eater and businesswizard, Richard Moon publicly declared himself a Dark Lord. The new Dark Lord has declared war on “greasy little gits that can’t keep their eyes or hands to themselves”. The new Dark Lord has a surprising number of open followers from all walks of life. Pureblood, half-blood, Muggle-born and Muggle all seem welcome by the new Lord Moon. The only thing they seem to have in common is all are fathers of witches currently enrolled at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

When pressed for comment on the new Dark Lord’s agenda, Minister (and father) Rufus Scrimgeour shrugged and said, “I’m okay with that.”

Known Light supporter Arthur Weasley was amongst the first to declare for the new Dark Lord.

The Lust of Harry Potter, by DobbyElfLord

“We will take turns coming up with something Potter might do, or that someone might say he did, and then Potter will have to come up with the title of an article on that topic, as it would be written by Rita Skeeter.”

Theodore Nott smirked. “Potter gets resorted into Hufflepuff!”

Harry looked at the members of said house apologetically. “Merlin! We’re All Doomed! Potter a Hufflepuff!” The three other houses burst into laughter and snickered at the red faces of their friends.

Your Headline News, by Kamerreon

Harry laughed mirthlessly, "So far Hermione had a heart attack when she saw the linens and found out that they were eggshell instead of cream and it took Angelina and Alicia twenty minutes to calm her down. Your mother keeps hugging everyone and bursting into tears randomly. Parker and Annabelle found the fairies that are supposed to light up the ceremony and some how managed to set them free in the attic. Bill and Percy went to go catch them all since they are their kids, but then baby Peyton decided he doesn’t like teething about the same time that Fleur got morning sickness and since Penelope is managing the floral arrangements, Percy had to take care of Peyton and Bill went to take care of his wife. So Charlie was delegated to fairy catching, which judging from the crashes that keep coming from the attic, is not as easy as dragon taming. Fred and George keep humming the funeral march every time Ron enters the room that they are in, much to their wives and your mother’s displeasure, and he keeps getting paler every time they do it and I’m afraid if they keep it up, he is going to pass out long before the ceremony starts."

"Is that all?" Ginny asked sarcastically.

"Oh and no one has seen your Dad all morning, which is not a good sign with all the Muggle stuff that Hermione had brought in for the wedding. But yeah that’s all that has happened since I got here."

"How long have you been here?"

Harry glanced at his watch. "Oh, almost half an hour."

Life Happens, by ColorOfAngels

Book of Jayne, Number B.

It is official. Harry’s a freak. If eerie-ass was in the dictionary, it’d have a picture of Harry. But it’s not. I checked. Twice. Course, as freaks go, Harry’s about the coolest one I’ve ever heard of. I didn’t think anyone would top River on the freak-o-meter. But it ain’t even close. Least he’s got most of marbles still. He’s even helped River find a few of hers that'd gone out for a walk and gotten lost.

Floating in air is pretty fun. But it gives you gas. I guess nothin’s free. Inara’s the hottest bright blue chick I ever seen. Made her look like some kind of sexy alien.

Poor Harry looked sadder than I’ve ever seen him tonight. Course, waking up, and your entire way of life disappearing will do that to a fella. Not counting that it sounds like he’s not gotten laid in 400 years. That’s just plumb unhealthy.

Browncoat, Green Eyes, by nonjon

“Harry,” Hermione sighed, “sent Voldemort a letter explaining to him that trying to conquer the world with an army of flying monkeys is not an appropriate career choice. Then,” her voice rose to an angry shriek, “then he charmed the parchment to spray out a blast of water while the sound of a woman shrieking ‘I’m melting, I’m melting, curse you!’ plays in the background.”

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts, by Roozette

“Vodka is good,” Draco sighed happily. “I think I’ll name my first child Vodka. Or maybe Bacardi. Those are good names. Cosmo would be a sweet nickname too.”

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts, by Roozette

"Dumbledore may be amazingly dense and slightly oblivious, but he is far from evil. The man practically shits sunshine.”

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts, by Roozette

“Your son is up to something,”

“Why is he always my son when he's being sneaky?”

Gypsy Caravan, by

18) When Hermione is having a Hormone, do not anger her. Do not speak to her, do not breathe in her direction.

19) If rule #18 is somehow broken, hide. Do not come out again until the beast is calmed.

20) Consider developing some kind of secret war bunker in which to hide during aftermath of rule #19, due to the frequency of this happening.

50 Things To Remember When My Wife Is Pregnant, by dogstar-ebony

"Reanne there are seven stages to a Morreno interrogation. Step 1; follow them. Step 2; hint subtly. Step 3; Ask for 'an honest answer' - which you will never get by the way. Step 4; Demand an answer. Step 5; Intimidate. Step 6; Seduce it out of them. Then there is Step 7...which only my mother has ever accomplished."

"Why?" Reanne asked, perking up, "What's Step 7?"

"Tell his wife about Step 6."

Ravenclaw Racketeers, by CrashMind

Hello, I’d like to speak to Voldemort.”

“I’m sorry, sir, the Dark Lord is currently on holiday for two weeks in the Bahamas.”

“What?! We’re supposed to have the final battle this weekend! That’s just bloody fantastic."

Would You Like To Leave A Message?, by shadowsamurai83

“I have figured out how you can fly without a broom!”

“And?” Voldemort asked.

“You just need to sprinkle on some pixie dust and think happy thoughts! See!” #1 handed him a book.

Voldemort read the page then flipped the book shut to see the cover.

Peter Pan.

“Great!” he said sarcastically. How #1 had graduated from Hogwarts, Voldemort didn’t know.

100 Ways (or '100 Ways to Annoy Voldemort Into Making Stupid Mistakes So Harry Can Finally Kill Him'), by know-it-all-bookworm

This looney-tune was the man who had defeated Voldemort? Maybe power didn’t corrupt- maybe it just made you mad. That explained Dumbledore. And Potter. And Snape, Conqueror-Of-Walls.

Not From The Stars Do I My Judgement Pluck, by Criminally Insane Hermit

“I’m still waiting for the other shoe to drop, so to speak. You know, the one that always lands on my head?”

Circular Reasoning, by swimdraconian

“Oh how very suave of you, Ollie. No really, if I was a chick, my knickers would be half-way across the room by now. Take me, you manly man you,”

Circular Reasoning, by swimdraconian

Much to the dismay of your father, I am employing Muggle methods. (My Father, of course, loved the insane idea until I told him he couldn’t come with me. Now he is threatening to disinherit me for such plebeian behaviour)

A Life of Lies, by NoctemEterna

“Your daddy saved a lot of lives with his magic,” Arthur butted in, “In fact he saved a world with it. He’s a hero, Rosie. Do you know what that means?”

“Someone who is a slow runner,” Rose nodded and there was an incredulous silence, followed by an explosion of laughter. Harry blushed, as it was obviously something that he’d told her long ago.

You're a Wizard, Harry, by shedoc

“What if she leaves you and decides that her other life is too important to risk exposure?”

Harry gave a small laugh and turned back to Draco. “I will go to Hogwarts, teach Potions, and watch my stag Patronus turn into a doe.”

Draco chuckled. “I know there’s an inside joke about Snape in there somewhere.”

Jolene, by romaine

'Sir, I think you've gone mad with power.'

'Of course I have. Have you ever tried to go mad without power? It's boring, nobody listens to you'

The Simpsons Movie

“I’m so sorry, Harry that our friends are horrible, inconsiderate people who don’t worry about your well-being! I’m sorry that I’m the only one worrying that your family has been torn to shreds while the Volturi feast on you!”

“It’s okay, Draco,” Harry shrugged as he walked into the room.

Draco’s eyes widened and he stumbled back in shock. A bright smile stretched across his face and he lunged forward, embracing his friend tightly. “Harry! You’re alive! See! I told them you’d be okay, but they didn’t believe me.”

A Light in the Dark, by Athenian Grace

“That’s it,” Cho said suddenly. “I’m sick of this sittin’ around stuff. One of you poofs is gonna dance with me.” She stood and looked between the two champions, like she was sizing them up. Then, grabbing Harry’s arm, turned to Cedric and said, “I’m stealing your boyfriend.”

“I want him returned in the condition you found him!” was Cedric’s response.

A Lack of Color, by beakanoma

“Six years to the day we met, Harry, d’yeh remember it?”

“Vaguely,” said Harry, grinning up at him. “Didn’t you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig’s tail, and tell me I was a wizard?”

“I forge’ the details,” Hagrid chortled.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, by JK Rowling

He had no idea what Remus had said, but Harry’s friends were definitely not arguing anymore. In fact, they were downright subdued.

“Impressive,” Harry said to Remus in admiration.

Remus smiled, clearly amused. “I simply gave them some gentle reminders,” he said.

Fred snorted. “Yeah, right. I feel properly chastised and now I’m wondering where I put my half-finished essay,” he said.

“I do have the pressing need to turn mine in as well,” George agreed. “Despite it being a few years late.”

Secrets, by Vorabiza

"I secretly think you actually like your children."

"Shut your face, before you give them any ideas," Draco muttered as they all began to titter a little.

"Dad likes us," a twin sang.

"Dad loves us," the other one mimed.

"Dad is giving you all up for adoption to Harry and Severus and is going to take an extended holiday in Bora Bora," Draco sang back with a wicked grin

His Harry, by OccasusVenustas

"As I was saying, aside from him, there wasn't anyone until James came along. And he was a bit of a surprise."

James appeared at the door. "Why was I a surprise? You had to have been pregnant for a few months. I couldn't have been a surprise."

Escaping the Paradox, by Meri


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1. Dusk to Dawn » reviews
AU. Non-magic. Twilight Crossover. Slash. “Guys, this is Harry Potter. He’s going to be one of us.” Harry moves to Forks after being expelled, and is in for the shock of a lifetime.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 377 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 12-31-08 - Harry P. & Edward
2. Terrified Teachers reviews
The Professors at Hogwarts are scared. Something big is coming to Hogwarts... Something Bad...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-7-09 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
3. A Snake in the Lions' Den » reviews
SLASH. Tom Riddle has failed. His fate now rests with Harry Potter. Tom has to convince Harry Potter they can work together. Has the ultimate Slytherin met his match in the ultimate Gryffindor? Or is there more to Harry Potter than there seems?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 164 - Updated: 9-13-09 - Published: 8-25-08 - Harry P. & Voldemort
4. The Rules of Pranking » reviews
It's the Marauders seventh year, and they've decided that the're going to make their mark on the school. All bets are off, the rules go out the window and absurdity looms closer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-30-09 - Published: 8-16-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P.
5. The Happiness Conspiracy reviews
Now that the wizarding world was in order, Albus decided that it was time that his two boys were happy. And, who was more perfect for them, than each other? Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-20-09 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
6. What Are We Celebrating? reviews
Everyone gathers at Luna's for a party. The only thing is... No-one has any idea what they're celebrating! Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-23-09 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
7. This Letter Will Save your Life » reviews
Crackfic. Harry is extremely bored at the Dursleys. What can he do? Write for help of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 4-3-09 - Published: 10-9-08 - Harry P.
8. About Power » reviews
HPDM SLASH. Harry finds Dumbledore has been using him. Only the Malfoys can help him now. Can they settle their differences? And can Harry and Voldemort really work together? HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 4-3-09 - Published: 8-11-08 - Harry P. & Draco M.
9. Forever and Always reviews
Harry and Draco have an argument. All Draco wants to do is get into bed! All dialogue. Just a bit of fun, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-9-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
10. Welcome Home reviews
Harry/Cedric. Winner of Kamerreon's Birthday contest. After the third task of the Triwizard Tournament, everything has changed for Harry Potter. How does one cope with the loss of the person who meant more to you than life itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-21-09 - Harry P. & Cedric D. - Complete
11. Their Last Hope reviews
He was the Order's last hope. Voldemort knew it. They knew it, Harry knew it. LVHP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-21-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
12. 20 Ways To Get Crucioed reviews
What would really get on Voldemort and the Death Muncher's nerves? Lets find out, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-14-08 - Voldemort - Complete
13. The Next Great Adventure reviews
To the well organised mind, death is just the next great adventure"...or maybe the next great game, considering Harry and Albus have to spend their afterlife with Marauders and Co. Warning: Drinking, immaturity, Sirius and Fred on the loose...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-23-08 - Published: 8-5-08 - Harry P. & Albus S. P. - Complete
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