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since: 06-22-08, id: 1612606, Profile Updated: 05-31-09
country: United States
Author has written 24 stories for Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Anime X-overs, Naruto, and Absolute Boyfriend.

See that bitch in the avatar?

She's blowing ya'll a kiss, yee'know?

Well, that's me. I'm that bitch.

Reow.

Don't I look hot? xD

I'm just playin', Playas and Hatahs. Just playin'.


WUDDUP!! IT'S ME!! JJ!! OR SEXXI IF YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE!!

WHY THE HELL IS CAPS ON!! AND WHY AM I YELLING WHEN I'M ACTUALLY TYPING!! WHO CARES?! MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH!!

OK, now that THAT'S outta the way, wussup? It's me!! :D So... how's it goin'? xD

The Q&A ain't on hiatus anymore. (YUS!! XD) So... Are ya'll happy now? Seriously. I was getting random messages from strangers about the updating of my Q&A. O.o

But that's it... Pretty much. xD


I hate stereotypes. Bold italics go with me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST havea problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cocky or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENNAISANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Huh. Weird how very few of these actually state me correctly. xD

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1. Annoying Mary Sue Phrases reviews
JJ questions Hiei about his list of 10 most annoying Mary-Sue phrases, and, with the help of water, a wig, a blanket, and sickening high-pitched voices, he answers her question whil RPing. -M to be safe-
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-30-09 - Hiei - Complete
2. YuYu Q&A 3 » reviews
-UPDATED... for once- Who said I wasn't gonna get this posted? And to think, I owe it all to History class! :P SAME AS THE FIRST TWO Q&AS, REVIEW WITH QUESTIONS! NOW!
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,283 - Reviews: 141 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 9-18-08
3. Happy Birthday, Fujiko Kuwabara! reviews
To Fujiko Kuwabara and her special, coming-of-age day! Hope ya'll like it! ;P JJ wasn't really 'prepared' for Fujicakes day. But the whole YYH Gang was all ready! Randomness and OOC-ness ahead! -Rated M for alcoholix in this fic O.o-
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-15-09 - Complete
4. Cell Phones reviews
Oh, cell phones. A modern thing hits the YYH gang in a humorous way. Funny little oneshots featuring You-Know-What with the YYH gang. Rated M for some 'stuff! -Not a lemon, pervs-
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-3-09 - Yusuke U. - Complete
5. Funny Stuff » reviews
A random story I thought of while I was sick. And I'm not sure if I'll continue making the story, unless ya'll want me to. R&R!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-24-09 - Published: 10-20-08 - Complete
6. Naked Beach reviews
Based on a 'banned' clip from SNL, only this is featuring Touya and Hiei! And Hiei is in heat, with his uke husband, on a naked beach... Crap...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-08 - Hiei & Touya - Complete
7. YuYu Q&A 2 » reviews
WHOOT! JJ and the YuYu Gang is back! Just like the first one, ask Qs for us, and we will answer them! Supashi-Bo, the first chapter is for you.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,841 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 9-15-08 - Published: 8-9-08 - Complete
8. Their My Candymen?
A sequel-like thing to Lollipop! Candyman is by Aqua, so it no belong to me... Yes, that was random. But, this is a AB OP YYH and OHSHC Xover... You don't really need to read this, but no one's stoppin' ya.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Published: 9-8-08 - Complete
9. Lollipop! reviews
Lollipop is by The Chordettes, so I don't own it. This was a dare songfic, so you don't need to read it. :P JJ and Hiei sing Lollipop!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-1-08 - Hiei - Complete
10. Masaki's Girlfriend reviews
I always thought, "Who's Masaki's girlfriend anyway?" Well, this is my idea of who it might be. I'm pretty sure the two characters I used are OOC, so to be safe, OOC warning.
Absolute Boyfriend - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-31-08 - Complete
11. YuYu Fairytalez » reviews
Pretty much what the title says. Parodies of Cinderella, Snow White, Sleepin' Beauty, and Rapunzel with the YuYu Gang... and JJ! :P
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,635 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-29-08 - Published: 8-23-08
12. Random Haiku Two: Itachi reviews
Wow... RESPECT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-28-08 - Itachi U. - Complete
13. Random Haiku One: Hiei reviews
Must I type more?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-28-08 - Hiei - Complete
14. ANOTHER Birth! reviews
OK, what! What's with all these births occuring? I mean... damn! But, it's Yukina's turn for it, and all this randomness occurs when she's in labor! *insert dramatic music here*
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-26-08 - Complete
15. A Birth! reviews
For Minyonka! Yeah, randomness occurs when Minyonka goes into labor. *insert dramatic music here*
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-16-08 - Complete
16. My Protector » reviews
Yazmin is the new girl at Kurama's school. Koenma has given Hiei a new mission: Protect Yazmin, the last Shape Shifter. What'll Hiei and this new girl do when they figure out they have feelings for each other? HieiYazmin/HieiOC Story one of the My Trilogy
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,367 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 6-27-08 - Hiei
17. YuYu Q&A » reviews
Title explains all. When reviewing, ask a question directing it to a YYH character. Anyone. Like Jin, Touya, Rinku, Mukuro, etc. YuYu Q&A 2 is up! ... That was random
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,202 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 8-7-08 - Published: 7-6-08 - Complete
18. JJ's Family Reunion reviews
From food to cuts, from family to a snake's POV, nothing will ever be sane at JJ's house! And add the Spirit Detectives, there will be chaos!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-7-08 - Complete
19. Crank Calling reviews
Title pretty much says all. The YuYu gang and I just crank call people. Failed humor, I know. So yeah. Rated T for threats and cuss words.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-08 - Complete
20. Basketball
Great. I have to go to play B-ball with my friends, and I have to bring the YuYu gang. Who will win this game? Rated T for bad stuff. R&R&Flame!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Published: 7-31-08 - Complete
21. The Wedding reviews
My failed attempt to do a HieiTouya fic. Supashi-Bo was the inspiration for this, so yeah. This is for you. Attempted humor and romance, so yeah. R&R&Flame
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-30-08 - Hiei & Touya - Complete
22. True Love » reviews
Full summary inside. HieiHinageshi KuramaYukina AU
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,764 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 7-5-08 - Hiei & Yukina
23. Kurama's Changes reviews
Song: Changes. Artist: 3 Doors Down. Lyrics aren't mine. This is Kurama's Changes. Rated for violence and death
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-26-08 - Kurama M. & Youko - Complete
24. Kagome's Song reviews
Lyrics aren't mine. It's Blink 182's song, Adam's Song. Rated for suicide.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-25-08 - Kagome - Complete
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